Rejected TM! timelines Sakuya Misaki I wrote these a while ago. These are ones that I've written, but I've got some others that I found on some webpage and others that friends sent me. They're just little short things. Who knows? You might get an FF outta some of these! ^_^ (my favorite is the Ayeka McBeal one ^_^) If anybody has anything like this, please send it to me b/c I love these things. Sakuya-sama ^_^ no Jurai Three's Tenchi Tenchi is a guy who is playing gay to his landlord, Mr. Kitsuhito, so that he can stay with his two girl roommates Mihoshi and Ayeka. Tokyo Tenchibillies Come and listen to a story about a man named Nobiyuki He found some oil in his backyard while hunting, now he and his kin, Washu (Granny),Tenchi (Jethro), and Mihoshi (Elli May) with her critter cabbit/possum Ryo-Ohki are moving to Tokyo to a big mansion from their little pagoda in the hills, they put their money in The First bank of Tokyo owned by Mr. Masaki (Nobiyuki) and his secretary is Ms. Aeka (Hathaway). Oh! My Tenchi One day, college student, Tenchi Masaki, is left alone at his dormitory to answer the telephone. He starts to get hungry and wants to order take-out. Somehow he reaches the Alien Princess Office by mistake. The sweet alien princess Ayekadandy is sent to grant him one wish and ends up staying with him forever. She is closely followed by her older and sexy sister Ryokurd, who tries to aid the two in their relationship, and her cute younger sister Skuldami, who is trying to whop all the cabbit bugs with her mallot. Galaxy Police in Black Agents K and M (Kiyone and Mihoshi) protect earth from the space pirates and evil aliens trying to destroy the earth while Washu, the head of the GPiB, creates new guns and things for this purpose. They are often aided by their car, the Yagami. Ayeka: Warrior Princess Ayeka Warrior Princess defeats the evil pirate, and Ayeka's childhood rival, Ryoko, dragons, and gods out to destroy her in a mythological Japanese setting with the help of her adorable side-kick, Sasami. They are sometimes joined by their handsome, hunky, and demi-jurian friend, Tenchules, wielding the legendary Sword Tenchi. Tenchi Gump Life really is a box of chocolates for Tenchi Gump. In this heart-warming film, a simple man tells his tales of the army, playing ping-pong, running across Japan, becoming a multi-billionaire in the shrimp business, his "magic shoes", and Ryoko, his childhood sweetheart whom later dies after telling Tenchi of his daughter named Sasami. I Dream of Ryoko One day, astronaut Tenchi Masaki finds a mysterious cave with a bottle inside. He rubs the bottle and out pops the demoness Ryoko who thanks Tenchi for freeing her and promises him some wishes. She hangs around him and tries to give him what he wants, but something always gets messed up when Ryoko's on the job! MISSION: Really Impossible Mihoshi...a super spy?! Enough said!!! Three Men and a Cabbit What will three bachelors, Tenchi, Yosho, and Nobiyuki, living in a Tokyo apartment do when they find an orphaned cabbit on their doorstep? The J (Jurain) Files Tenchi Mullder and Ayeka Skully are two FBI agents who are on the look out for extraterrestrial beings and to discover the unknown. Spice Universe Join the Space Spice Chicks, Ryoko "Scary Spice", Ayeka "Bossy Spice", Sasami "Baby Spice", Mihoshi "Ditzy Spice", Kiyone "Sporty Spice", Washu "Genius Spice", and Ryo-Ohki "Furry Spice" (who also turns into a tour bus), as they tour Tokyo singing their hit songs like "Tenchi's what I want, What I Really, Really Want" (Wannabe) and "Better Give Up on Him 'Cause He's Mine" (Never Give Up on the Good Times). Ayeka McBeal Ayeka McBeal is an attorney in the city, always looking for love. She quits her old job because of sexual harassment. Then she moves in with her friend, the district attorney, Kiyone, and gets hired in another firm working for Nobiyuki. There she also finds a nosey and ditzy blonde who is into everyone's business, Mihoshi, a somewhat older and more experienced lawyer, Yosho, and her old flame from high school, Tenchi, who is now married. To make matters worse, Tenchi's wife, Ryoko, comes to work at the same firm. Sometimes, Ayeka sees a small furry creature, Ryo-ohki, dancing to "Hooked on a Feeling" wearing a diaper. Kiyone suggests she get psychiatric help, so she seeks the aid of the loony psychiatrist, Washu, who suggests that she gets her own puppets to praise her and keeps telling her to give up on Tenchi. MultiTenchity Washu has developed a method of cloning. Tenchi reflects on his stressful life and decides that a couple more Tenchis might be a good idea so he gives it a try. Now, each of the girls has their own Tenchi. There's enough Tenchi to go around and all of the girls can marry Tenchi. Gun Smith Cabbits Kiyone Vincent, the gun-toting bounty hunter, and her partner Mihoshi May Hopkins, a bomb-nut, own the Gun Smith Cabbits shop in downtown Chicago. Tenchi Collins, the rebel cop from the ATF, blackmails them into helping him bust a gun smuggling operation for him. Pretty soon, they are the target of Ryokonov, the hired killer from Russia. Through the help of Ayeka Farah, their journalist friend, they are able to find out that Kagato Haints, a candidate for mayor who was campaigning to ban guns, is actually in charge of the whole operation. Tenchi: Demon Slayer Tenchi Masaki is a normal Japanese teenager... or so he thinks.... One day he discovers that he is the next generation in a long line of demon slayers and he must protect the world from being overcome by demons, but what will Tenchi do when he falls in love with the mysterious demoness, Ryoko? =====