Hello again, and welcome to Norad III, the MSTing Battlecruiser. As always, I do not own these characters, except for myself, and of course I don't own any characters in the MSTed MST, or the MSTed fic. Megaman X belongs to Capcom, Washu Hibiki belongs to Pioneer, Meis Triumph belongs to Atlus and Red Company, Samus Aran belongs to Nintendo, and Captain Invictus of the Ultramarines Third Company and Warhammer 40K belongs to Games Workshop. No offense to the MSTer that I am MSTing for using their characters a few times. Also, my spellcheck is broken, so there may be a few mistakes. You will have to read my last MSTs to get some of the jokes in this one. And lastly, I encourage anyone who is interested in comedy, to buy a copy of The Reduced Shakespeare and Co. videotape. It is absolutely hilarious! With that said, on to the descriptions of our heros, and then to the MST of an MST. NEVER FORGET 9-11-01 These are the tales of the crew of the Terran Battlecruiser Norad III. They were trapped there by Dr. Wily, who forces them to read bad fanfiction. And, just to give you an idea of what we look like, here are some descriptions. JS: A seventeen-year-old kid with a somewhat muscular build, pretty fast, and tall. Bald because of an incurable disease, and proud of it! Armed with only his fists and a broadsword. Black glasses, a South Park hat, and black sweatpants. Also wearing a grey shirt that says, "Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862" Megaman X: Last robot created by Dr. Light before his death. Leads the Maverick Hunters fourth unit, as Captain. Can interchange armor parts, and use a variety of weapons. Wearing Gaea Armor, a grey-and-white super-dense armor that is slow(But who needs speed when you're sitting inside a theater?) but very protective. Can be hit with a large amount of punishment before any serious damage. Has an arm cannon called the X-Buster. For this time around, armed with the weapons from Megaman X5. Samus Aran: A bounty hunter from deep into the galaxy, her family was killed in a space pirate attack. Wears a special suit of Power Armor that was built by the Chozo, or Bird-People. This version of the armor is the Varia suit. Armed with an array of different energy beams, that can charge up to become more powerful. Has optical sensors built into helmet for better sight in the dark. Hates all perverts, especially Meis. Washu Hibiki: One of three Goddesses: Herself, Tokimi, and Tsunami. Self-proclaimed "Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe", and nobody except maybe Yume has the brains to contest that title. Wears her old Science Acadamy clothes, and is armed with her Holoputer. She is 20,000+ years old. Also has a small forcefield generator, because of a certain pervert's continued insults toward a certain purple-haired princess. Has her hair inside a hat, so that it doesn't catch on fire in case anyone decides to use fire weapons. Meis Triumph: Possibly the luckiest guy in the world. He has twelve beautiful women all falling for him, and he isn't afraid to date them all! Wears a cloak, white pants, and a brown shirt. Has his trusty W- Blade at his side, and also can call upon many powerful beasts of magic to aid him. (For example, if Samus was trying to kill him again, he would summon Aquoon, the water dragon.) Probably the biggest pervert in the world, and proud of it. Has a high threshold for pain, possibly because of the constant beatings he gets from the other MSTers. Captain Invictus of the Ultramarines First Company: From the year 40,000, is second-in-command of one of the most powerful Space Marine Chapters in the galaxy, the Ultramarines. They are one of humanity's greatest achievements. He is eight feet tall, wears a suit of Terminator Armor.(Very large, bulky suit of all-enclosing mechanical armor, increases senses and reaction time one-hundred-fold.) Armed with a Storm Bolter(Huge double-barreled gun with detonate-on-contact ammunition) and a glowing blue Power Sword.(four foot long blade, with a matter-disrupting field around it, basically allows him to cleave through anything) Has three hearts, four lungs, can spit acid, see in the dark, hear a pin drop from a thousand paces, run at speeds of up to thirty miles per hour, and do just about anything else you can think of. Also wearing an Iron Halo, which gives him a powerful forcefield. -Inside Norad III's rec room- (Sparring with Invictus, who has exchanged his power sword with a broadsword) God Damn you're fast! How do you think I could have survived for four hundred years if I wasn't this quick? Good point.(Gets broadsword knocked out of his hands) Crap! Nobody can best a Space Marine in close combat! You lose! I will have to do some tests on Invictus later. ^__^; At least get his permission before you do. Fine, fine. That's the twelfth time you've beaten me! Well, what do you expect? You're just a normal human, and I am a genetically-enhanced superhuman! Brag, brag, brag. Is that all he ever does? No, he also says some disgusting comments and gets booted up into the rafters. =__= oh, yeah. -----Incoming Transmission----- It's time for another MST! *Groan* This time, you're MSTing an MST of a non-lemon! Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're MSTing someone else's MST? Yep. I decided that I should give you something a little milder, but not too easy. So, as normal, get your snacks while you can, 'cause once you go in, you can't come out until it's done. (All grab snacks and go inside) (With a mouthful of Sour Patch Kids) Tho, what ith thith one called? (Eating a Twinkie) It's called, "No Need for Twelve More", whatever that means. (Eating a Ho-ho) Maybe it's about the twelve days of christmas. "No need for twelve more"-MSTed MSTed, and then MSTed again! (I don't own anything, if you sue me you won't get anything, the original fic was by "Tia~Sailor Nova". I don't recall there being one called that. It's a name some fangirl came up with. I am too lazy for a story. (Reduced Shakespeare and Co.) "Right, we'll cut that and go straight to the good part." O__o; Um, what good part? I dunno. Crono (me), Vegita, and Magus are back in yet another MST.) Gee, think this guy likes Crono Trigger? And here I was, thinking Crono was a mute! Crono Cross SUCKED! That was out of the blue. Well? It had nothing to do with the original story. By: Shawntia Key Where's the lock you put her into? Lame. Chapter 1: Yes, I am from the Ultramarines, one of the first Chapters of Space Marines. Not that kind of chapter, you idiot. It's another day in the Masoki home. AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that's a good one! I wonder where the Masoki residence is. It is obviously nothing like the MASAKI residence. Well, there's your bad story beginning. What do you mean? "It's another day in the Masaki home." One of the most common beginnings. Of course, I'm not one to talk, because in my story, Warhammer 40K Muyo, that's how it starts out too. But then it changes dramatically. Stop plugging your own fics! Heeheehee.. Well, I guess this is going to be long as hell, because being the nitpicker that I am, I'm gonna have to pick out EVERY typo! The birds are singing, Sasami and Myuka Evil clone of Mayuka! I thought you were a fan of Ksa and Peter. But I am! Then stop stealing their material! Watch your mouth, or I'll turn you into a water sprite! No, no, no, no, NO. It goes like this: (Ralph Wiggum) I have a leprechaun friend, and he tells me to BURN things! are playing in the yard. Ryoko's sleeping on the roof, She sometimes hangs out there, you know. Ayeka's watching a sop opera on the television, Hey Invictus, what exactly is a sop? Ummmm, maybe some kind of mop? Will wonders never cease! What do you mean? An MSTer has been infected with the bad spelling virus, transferred from the author! (Dr. Evil) Riiiiiiiight. Washue's Bless you. down in her lab. Tenchi's was pulling out carrots with Ryo-ohiki. Justice friends, ASSEEEEEMBLE!! White Tiger! Vaaaaaaalhallen! Speeding Bullet! Miss-Spell! Capital G! SAM!--R!--I! Phan-Tone! The Infraggable Krunk! Major Glory! Aaaaand, Ohiki.I mean, TIKI TORCH! O__o;;;;;; Okaaaay.. True dat. Everything just seems fine, well shored of. (Old hick) Everyshing jusht sheems fine, well shored of, shonny. "Sasami, what's that big shinny thing in the sky?" Not by the hairs on my shinny shin shin! It's chin, you moron. And you don't have hair. You're a robot, remember? I. AM. NOT. A. ROBOT!!!!! TRI-THUNDER! *KRRRZZZZZZZAAAAAAAP!* (Twitching) Ouch. This is your last warning! "I don't know, I'll go get Ayeka." Sasami yelled running inside the house. "Ayeka, Ayeka, something really big's in the sky." A giant WHAT? Sasami yelled pulling her sister to the door. (Ayeka, being pulled by Sasami) Sasami, I never knew you were this strong! "Calm down Sasami I see it. I'll go ask Washu NOW he gets my name right. to take a look at it." Okay, that didn't even make sense. Ayeka said pulling away from her little sister. When Ayeka got to the door she knocked on it very softly. Actually, it's more like FOUR planets worth. After four times of knocking she walked inside. When she entered the room it was completely dark only showing a bit of light from a far corner. Ayeka followed the light until she was inside a room she had never witness before. HEY! I was going to say that! When she was inside completely she saw Washu sitting on top of a little table. Oh, come on! I would be sitting on a cushion, or something! Ayeka walked closer to her and began to call her name when she saw someone's hands around her. I hope it's Tenchi's! "What is she doing?" We don't want to know. Exactly! Ayeka wondered as she listened closely. After a couple of moments of waiting she began to hear a little laughing and kissing. I thought Wily said this wasn't going to be a lemon. You retard! Just because there is kissing in it, doesn't mean it's a lemon! Well, whenever me and Sodina kiss, it always winds up like that. =__= We REALLY didn't need to know that! SMACK! SMACK! (As Ayeka) And why the heck am I asking all these questions? I can't let this continue." ----In the doorway. I just said the doorway! and yelled. "Washue There they go with misspelling my name again! I think it's funny when people misspell something, then spell it correctly, then misspell it again! your just like your monstrous daughter (Ryoko) ROOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!! (Badly dubbed japanese movie) OH NO! GODZILLA!(A red beam comes out of nowhere and fries Meis) *SHEEN* *FOOOM* (Toasty) OUCH. kissing on Lord Tenchi. Well, I know your secret and it's all going to stop right here right now." Ayeka yelled pulling Washue away. I AM NOT A SHOE! But when Ayeka pulled Washue away it wasn't Tenchi she was kissing. It was Tenchi's grandfather Yosho! (ALL throw up) (Recovering) DISGUSTING! REPULSIVE! HORRIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER! And isn't he a green dinosaur? That's YOSHI, you idiot. You took the words out of my mouth. (Points to the floor) That's not all he took out. HEY! So that's where my sock went! ^__^; "Grandpa?" Ayeka screamed jumping back. I do believe Yosho is her brother, not her grandfather. I do believe you're right. I do believe we just said that. "I guess she knows are secret now, dear." (To author) And I guess you DON'T know that you used "are" instead of "our". Yosho said hugging Washu close. I feel me and him have a connection, somehow. Why do you say that? Because we both think that is gross. Then I guess everyone in the world has a connection to him, because we ALL think that is gross. "You're telling me that you and her are... are.... (Pirate) Arrr, arrr, avast ye mateys! Aye aye, cap'n! We're not touchin' it, cap'n! a couple!" Ayeka yelled in between laughs. I'd laugh too if I caught one of my friends kissing some old geezer. (Logs) Aw, what did I say now? *KRRRZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* (Extra crispy) I think it was when you insulted her brother. And why the hell didn't my forcefield work? That's exactly right, Washu! AAAARRRGH! WHERE IS SHE? I'LL KILL THAT LITTLE FLAT-CHESTED BIMBO! (LOGS) CRAAAAP! *KRRRZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* "I guess it's time to tell everyone about us!" Washu said kissing Yosho on the lips soft. Please, don't. (Crono) And I ain't usin' apostraphes, either! "Ayeka if you don't mind me asking but why are you in my lab anyway?" (Ayeka) Oh, just spying on you while you make out with my brother. (More logs) *KRRRZZZZAAAAAAP!* (Crispy fried PUNK) Maybe we should lay off the Ayeka jokes? Good idea. Vegeta: I LIKE CHEESE. O__o;; What the hell?! They say stuff like that through the whole thing. Washue GODDAMMIT I'M NOT A SHOE! Calm down! asked pulling away from Yosho. "Well there's this object headed our way and I want you to do a reading on it or at least tell us what it is." Ayeka said still laughing a bit. "I already did a reading on it and it should fall in about 5 months." There's probably some big event happening in five months, besides the thing falling, knowing this story. WATER SPRITE TIME! (Tries to turn Crono into a water sprite, but the water sprite ray bounces off an invisible forcefield) HEY! Sorry, no turning the other MSTing team into water sprites. (Crono sticks his toungue out at Washu) Why you little bastard! Washue said pushing Ayeka out of her lab. "Now if you don't mind!" (Throws up) YUCK! It's okay, it's just a fic. She would never say that! And then she rode it away into the night! O__O;;;;;;;;;;; What did you do to Ryoko?! "Green-eyed space pirate"? I don't know what this guy is talking about! He has probably never seen an episode of Tenchi Muyo/Universe or even the horribly done Shin Tenchi Muyo! HER EYES ARE AMBER, YOU STUPID AUTHOR! ^__^ YAY! HENTAI! *WA-BAMMM!* OUCHIES! "It's none of your business, now go and get away from me." Ayeka yelled taking the romote What the hell's a romote? It's a typo, that's what it is. from her hand. "Now, maybe I'm seeing this all wrong but I was here before you princess." Dolt? What kind of insult is that? Now, something like, 'flaming idiot', 'God damn mother f&%$ing son of a b&#$h', or 'piece of shiQUACK QUACK QUACK! QUACK? QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK! You're a bad boy for using such naughty language! (folds flippers) Quack. (Crono kicks Vegeta's ass) Now why hurt a poor donkey? Hey, he spelled 'remote' right this time! O__O;;;; Uh-oh. Chapter 2: "Tenchi how could you live her with all these girls my hormones would go crazy if I was you." (Comma nazi) No commas for you! I wish I could change him into a water sprite. a boy with long white hair Oh God, is this a DBZ crossover? said looking at Ryoko. "Tenchi who are these people?" Ayeka asked looking at all of them. Just than Sasami and Mayuka I knew Vegita was powerful, but I don't think he's THAT powerful. walked in. "Wow you have girls around my age too." A short cute 14-year- old boy with blonde hair said looking at Sasami and Mayuka. "Tenchi?" Ryoko asked looking Y'know, she's probably doing just that. (Tenchi) Yeah, they'e a bunch of carpenters, that's why they built that house so fast QUACK QUACK,QUACK! [Preach on, brother!] QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK? [And Washu, please change me back!] Oh, fine. Tenchi said smiling. "It's a shame we have to miss Sasami's wonderful cooking. Tenchi told me so much about it." O__O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;; (Gutteral bestial voice) Must.control...urge to..KILL! RAAAAARRRGH! O__O;;; Oh boy. (JS transforms into a twenty-foot-tall, four- winged, six-armed creature with a weapon of destruction in each hand. Silver-colored armor forms around his body, and his head forms two horns, fire red hair, and a mouth full of fangs. His skin turns black, then starts to crack open, and lava begins to seep into the cracks. Some of the skin forms into huge metal razor-spikes, and three spike- tipped tails emerge from his back.) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? (Booming voice) I AM BELARIUS, KILLER OF PEDOPHILES! WHENEVER I HEAR THE WORDS "RAPE", OR "SEX" IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS "SASAMI", I APPEAR! (look at Washu) Did you do this? (Sheepishly) Hee hee...yes, I did this. JS was complaining about how each of us had some sort of superpower, and wanted one of his own. THAT IS CORRECT. MY ALTER-EGO WAS FEELING A BIT INADEQUATE, AND WANTED TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, TOO. (look at Washu) So you did THIS?! Well, yeah, Isn't he amazing, though? Um, guys... Be quiet, we're yelling at Washu! But guys... What did we just tell you?! But the lava that's seeping out of Belarius is melting through the bulkheads. WARNING! WARNING! ALL SYSTEMS SHUT DOWN! (The movie screen shuts off) O__O OH NO! WILY, GET US PLANETSIDE! I'm trying! I'm trying! AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (Norad III careens out of control, being flung like a rock from a slingshot towards Mars by Saturn's gravity) WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! HAVE FAITH, MORTAL. WE WILL NOT COME TO ANY HARM. He seems pretty confident. I think we should trust him. (Norad III is flying towards Mars at an alarming rate, it is barely 20 miles from hitting the surface) NOW, SEE WHAT A DEMI-GOD CAN DO! ULTRA FLARE!!!!!! (Belarius blasts a massive beam of energy towards Mars, in an attempt to slow down Norad III. Instead, he only succeeds in blowing a large hole through the planet.) ^__^; OOPS. Well, I guess they'll call Mars the "Holy Planet" from now on, right? THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!!!!! I CAN STOP THE SHIP WITH MY BODY, BUT I WILL BE DESTROYED IN THE PROCESS. Okay, go ahead. MEIS!! Belarius, is this the only way? I AM AFRAID SO. Couldn't we bail out in an escape pod? THERE ARE NO ESCAPE PODS ON THIS SHIP. WILY TOOK THEM ALL OUT WHEN HE FIRST PUT MY ALTER EGO HERE. If you have to.... GOODBYE. (Belarius flies outside the ship, and, with a massive explosion of energy, stops Norad III from colliding with Mars) Oh, I wish I hadn't done that to JS. So, we just lost our leader, and you're fine with that? What's wrong with you? (Smiling) What, you think that me, The Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe, would skip making a backup copy of all of you guys's brain waves and DNA? I can just rebuild him, but without the horrible mutating ability! Amazing! Okay, let's go into the laboratory area of the ship. (All, obviously, go into the laboratory part of the ship) Okey-doke, let's get started........Huh? Who are you? (Heavy accent) I am Dexter, boy genius! And this is my laboratory! MWAHAHAHAHA! That's very nice, too bad I can spit out better laboratories than this one. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! He has a Mihoshi complex! Get rid of him! Can do. (Presses a button on her holoputer and Dexter is gone) And that takes care of that! Now, to recreate JS. (Starts typing furiously on her holoputer and soon two test tubes pop up) What are those for? One is for DNA, and the other one is for cell matter. Okay, here we go! (Presses a button and the two tubes start humming, then start glowing different colors. A third, much larger tube pops up, and a shape starts forming inside. Soon a human-shaped figure is suspended inside the tube, and then turns into an easily recognizable figure.) The process is almost finished. Shortly I'll insert brain matter, and then return the brain waves to his body. Whatever that means. Okay, inserting brain matter NOW! (A tube with grey stuff pops down from the roof) Ewwwwww. Now inserting brain waves! (A speaker pops out of the wall) *WUMWUMWUMWUMWUM* Okay, that should do it. (Presses a button on her holoputer and the tank starts to drain) Unnngh......Where am I? You don't remember a thing, do you? What do you mean? Last thing I remember was someone saying something ABOUT RAPING SASAMI!!!! RAAAAARGH!!! O__O! Washu! I thought you said you fixed that! But I did! Honest! HAHA, gotcha! That's not funny, JS. GROUND FIRE! *FWOOOOOSH* AAAGH! PUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUT PUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEO-*SPLASH!* Thank you! Geez X, I just rebuilt him! You don't have to go and melt him so that I have to do it all over again! (Hand behind head) ^__^; Whoops, sorry. Okay, if we're finished with our little side story, Wily fixed the computer so we can go MST again. *Groan* (All file back into the theater) a boy said looking at Sasami. "I'll also miss the wonderful way Mayuka makes the snakes after dinner. The hell?! I don't even want to know. What did I just say?! Tenchi also told me about that." the boy said smiling at Mayuka. "What are your names?" Ayeka asked looking each and every one of them. "Their names are T.K., Cid, Sephiroth, Vincent, Tye, and Blade." So, the group is basically(In order) a kid from a horrible show, a semi-old geezer, a crazy planet-killer, a vampire, another kid from that horrible show, and Wesley Snipes?! Yeah, I think that about sums things up. God how I wish I could turn him into a water sprite! Tenchi said pointing to each of them. "Boys, these girls are Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, and Mayuka. Hey, he spelled Mayuka right! This guy is really good at spelling something wrong, then right, then wrong again. My grandfather, dad, and another lady named Washue See what I mean? First they called her Washue, then Washu, then Washue again. How dare they call me "another lady"? I am Washu-- Yeah yeah, we know. "The Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe." You've stated that about a million times. Hmph. I wanted to do it again! are away right now but you will meet them later." Tenchi said smiling at the group of teens. Where's the soap?! "Well, now that we all no each other how about a date!" Sephiroth asked He sure gets straight to the point, don't he? I think he answered his own question when he said, "now that we all NO each other"...... And I do believe that a question is ended with a question mark, not an exclamation point. You forgot to capitalize "God"! Religious, are we? Just a bit, yes. looking at Ryoko. "Yes, that would be a great idea." Tenchi said smiling. "I think we should all get a girl!" I said it before and I'll say it again, (Power Ranger) IT'S OUT OF CHARACTER TIME! dum, dum, DUM dum dum DUM dum dum DUM dum dum DUM DUM DUM........... Now, if some ten-year-old kid kissed my hand, I would smack him upside the head and tell him to stop thinking he's an adult! Geez, these guys have weak stomachs! I mean, the only rhing that could have possibly made me uncontrollably lose it would probably be TOAPOS. "Do you girls wanna walk with me?" Cid asked Myuka There he goes misspelling things again. Why Cid, I didn't know you were into underage chicks! Boy, you're askin' fer a whuppin! I'll be good. and Sasami. "Sure!" They both said each taking one of his arms. I HATE PEDOPHILES! But this isn't a lemon. Does that make it any more just? "Now we can be alone!" Sephiroth said holding Ryoko's hand. I expect any second now he's gonna get thrown into the wall. Weaklings! Eye socket sex! (Throws up uncontrollably) BLEARGH! Oh God, don't DO that! Now who's a weakling? "You two would be so happy!" Tenchi said pushing them closer. "Get off of me." Ryoko said pushing Sephiroth off of her. No, Ryoko, you don't say that, you do this! (Grabs Meis and flings him into the wall) HEY---AAAAAAAA*CRUNCH* OUCH. You really do hate his guts, don't you? OH YES. No, no, NO! If she was in character, she would do THIS! (Shoots an energy beam at Meis, who is still plastered to the wall) *SHEEN* *BOOM!* OH GOD IT HURTS! "Tenchi I need to talk to you. Now!" Ryoko said walking out of the house. Well, if I was Tenchi, I WISH, I probably wouldn't want to go and make the most wanted space pirate in the universe angry, so I think I would follow her. "Ryoko!" Tenchi said going after her. Tenchi followed Ryoko all the way to the field. Finally Tenchi grapped her arm and said something. "What do you think you are doing?" He would probably rip her head off, just because he's a psycho! Y'know, Tenchi actually did that in "Washu's Name is Spelled with One 'U', Dammit!" That's disgusting! I know, you should see what else he does to the Tenchi girls in that one. I think I'd rather not. Tenchi asked still holding her arm trying to see her face. "Tenchi!" Ryoko said before tears went down her face. Okay, the only time Ryoko cries is when Tenchi is about to be killed or something. "What's wrong Ryoko. Do you want me to get Sephiroth. (Question mark nazi) No question marks for you! Stop doing that! "How dare you!" Ryoko yelled smaking Tenchi. Whoa, Ryoko would NEVER do that to Tenchi! And what the hell is "smaking"? It's another one of this author's many typos. Chapter 3: "What was that for?" Tenchi yelled grabbing Ryoko's arm even harder. Hey! Let go of me! ABUSE! ABUSE! No, Tenchi would probably be the one saying that. "I love you Tenchi! When will you finally see that. As I have said to previous authors, ??????????????????????????? <== I've got a MILLION of 'em, just ask! No shite, sherlock! HEY! How did that one slip through the censors? It's all in how you say it. I try my hardest to be with, So, let me get this straight. The other MSTer thinks that Ryoko is going out with a guy name No? I don't think so. I try to act normal, He doesn't recall Total Recall! but every time I do you push me away from you." Ryoko yelled crying. "Ryoko......." Tenchi couldn't think of anything to say. "I just think your gonna go off with someone or it will be to late when you finally see I love you!" Ryoko said wipping the tears from her eyes. Yeah, whip those tears, Ryoko! (Singing) Just whip it! Whip it good! Okay, enough with the corny jokes and rimshots. O__o; I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think that Tenchi is gay. I mean, in two of the series, he falls for Ryoko. Or at least is showing some feelings for her. " Tenchi was going to say something back but something hard hit the ground making both of them fall. "What was that?" Ryoko yelled. Hobo dash! Hobo dash! It seems that a hobo dash has taken up residence in betwe--*BAM!* You did that one already! Owwww........ Tenchi said running back to the house. When they got there everyone was in the front. "Tenchi?" Ayeka said still holding T.K.'s hand. Ayeka's a pedophile! Ayeka's a pedophile! (The all-too- familiar logs) I deserve this. *KRRRRZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP!* (Singed) Why do we have to suffer because of your stupidity?! "Everyone come here." Washue yelled from the back of the house. (Monotone) "'Everyone come here.' Washue yelled." She must not be very excited when she yells. When everyone got there their mouths dropped. "It's a ship!" (Rose) I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go! You do that surprisingly well. Why, thank you! HEY! No gambling in the theater! Nyah Nyah! What're you gonna do about it, kid? Hmph. I'll have to ask Washu to give me some new enhancement. _NO_. Aw, come on! Well, at least nothing that has you leaking lava. WASHU! Ryoko said looking at it. "It's the same ship you said that would show up in 5 months." Ayeka yelled. "Oh! Did I say 5 months? I meant five minutes! I was thinking when I should get married." Oh my God, no! (Throws up) Oh My Goddess! (Washu grabs him by the neck) You might want to stop playing off of your own team's jokes. C-C-Can't B-Breathe...... Crono is really asking for it! Washue said looking at Yosho. "Do you think someones inside?" < Magus: double or nothing, Vegita. I bet there is a little girl and/or a midget in there. Why a midget? Who knows? Then he started running all over the yard screaming, because his foot had caught fire. "Stop it!" yelled a voice from inside the ship. "Listen!" Tenchi said as everyone came closer. (As person inside ship) Brains......BRAINS!....... After a second of listening the top come up. Shampoospeak! "Are you all okay!" He mixed up an exclamation point with a question mark. the voice from inside the ship asked. "It sounds like a girl." 3 for 4 so far! What do you mean? Misspelled names. T.K., LOSER! Cid, my grandpa Yosho, Sephiroth, Vincent, Two geezers, a homicidal maniac, and a vampire, Tye, Another LOSER! Blade, Can I have your autograph, Mr Snipes? and Little Ryo-ohki." (Singing) And a cabbit in a pear--*BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM!* WHOA! Look at all the pretty stars! (Falls unconcious) (Cracking knuckles) OW, I didn't think his head was that hard...... Tenchi said pointing to each of them. That's really disgusting! Don't you know? We're shock value MSTers! "Sure!" Tenchi said holding her in his arms. "What do I do?" Tenchi asked. "Kiss her." Sonya said smiling. "Sweet!" Sephiroth yelled. "Tenchi's not kissing anyone from outerspace." Gee, I guess there's no space in "outerspace". Ryoko yelled. "Well, your from space." another girl with purple hair said coming out of the ship. "Who are you?" Ryoko asked feeling a little stupid over what she just said. "I'm Ve-Ve and this is my sister Me-Me , And I'm stutter-stutter, and here's mumble-mumble. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh that's a good one! It wasn't that funny. Um, did he kill Nagi and then take Ken-ohki, or something? Or he could've just drugged the little bugger and stolen him. An evil clone of a cabbit! Tylor said walking to Sasami. "It's name is Ryo-ohki!" Myuka Geez, he's really making this misspelling thing an art, y'know that? No, I think that *shudder* Tank Cop already did that. said taking it out of Sasami's hands. "Can I show you around?" And these are the two girls who destroy the house next to the shrine in the middle of nowhere EVERY OTHER DAY. Myuka asked him. "Sure." Tylor said as they both walked away. "Well you can have him. I have Cid." Sasami yelled watching them walk away. "Come- on Cid." (Levels Arm Cannon at JS's head) If you say 'hobo dash', I'll make a smoking crater where your head used to be. EEK! I thought you said this wasn't going to be a lemon. (points AC at Meis) DIE! (Blasts at him, but he dodges) Ha ha, you missed me! (Runs off) Get back here you little runt! No way! (Runs out of the theater) Well, I think that this would be a good time to take a break, everyone agree? I guess I could allow one break, seeing as you're only halfway done with the MST. WHAAAAT?! Yes, there is still much more to go! MWAHAHA*hack*HAHA*gag*......I really should get that cough looked at. (Inside the rec room, JS is teaching X how to play Warhammer 40K, Washu and Invictus are sitting around enjoying some drinks, Samus is still chasing after Meis, and Wily is in the lab getting a physical.) Ahhhh, this is great. I like having Zero as a bartender! He can make you any type of drink you want, and it only takes about two seconds! Of course, you can't overlook the fact that the drink goes EVERYWHERE, (Points to her drenched clothes) but still, they are good. I'll have to agree with you on that one. Hey, watch this! (Spits on the table, which a half-dollar shaped hole then melts through like there was nothing there) Amazing, huh? (Fascinated) That was disgusting, but very interesting. How did you do that? I have an implanted gland called a Betcher's Gland. It lets me spit acid to melt through substances, in case I ever get captured. (Spits at a little square thingie, which melts into a blob of metal) Ha, I love it! (Pissed) You idiot! That was an escape mechanism I've been working on to get us out of here! And I don't have the resources to build another one! Oopsie. Hey, this is fun! Wait a second, how did those guys get over there? Are you cheating?! N-no, I'm not cheating! I'm sure. GOO SHAVER! *BLOOSH* (Covered in goo) Ugh, what is this crap? I just covered you in a special goo that'll freeze in three...two...one... Hey, wait a....(frozen inside a pillar of ice) That'll teach you not to cheat against a Maverick Hunter! (Calling over to X) Hey, you might want to bust out our leader there, so we can go and get this MST over with. Oh, all right. GROUND FIRE! *FWOOSH* (On fire) AAIIEEEE!!!! PUT ME OUT!!!! *splash* Thanks again! Aha, got you cornered, you little cretin! Oh no! RAOU!!! Aw crap. (A giant wolf with three blades on it's head[think Zero Panzer from Zoids] appears, and zaps Samus into submission, then disappears) Ow, I think I might have broken EVERYTHING! OWWW! ^__^;;; Okay, everyone back into the theater! ----Resume MST---- Sasami yelled pulling him with her. Yeah, especially the one from Final Fantasy seven! He'd be saying, "Let go a' me, yah &*%@ing @#$%$! Such naughty language! Bad JS! Bad! Bad! "Tenchi if you don't want to kiss her I will." Sephiroth said taking Gena in his hands. He pulled her close to him and kissed her softly. "It worked you got an earthling to kiss you Gena." Sonya yelled. "It didn't work! He isn't a earthling." Gena said jumping from Sephiroth's arms. "What did you two do? What is this all about?" Ve-Ve asked. "We made a bet that when we land on earth, if Gena can get a earth boy to kiss her. I'll clean her computer-transporter for a year." Whatever that is. What the hell is a 'rigth'? It's a typo, honey. (Snuggling up to Washu) You called me honey! Oh boy, tell me he's not going to dwell on that. I'm afraid so. about him not being a earth boy. He's from the Promise Land." I do believe he was LOOKING for the Promised Land, not from it. Ve-Ve said looking at him. "Everyone here is from outerspace. Tenchi is half humand An evil clone of a huma----*crash* Stop doing that! (Puts down chair) (Rubbing head) If I didn't know you had those creatures, I would kill you right now. and half Jurien Prince, I don't know what a Jurien is, but it's probably something totally different from a Juraian. You called me honey! Yosho is a King of Jurie, The Jurie will now come to order! I'd like a large order of fries, a burger......... Sasami and Ayeka are princesses of Jurie, Ryoko is a sapce piriate, Washue's a mad scienties, Myuka is Tenchi's kid which makes her a princess, I don't think I have ever seen that many typos in one sentence, ever. Hey, you stopped! You called me honey! Argh...... What the hell is a PL? (Thinking) Maybe if I don't say anything, he'll get off of me. You called me honey! What can you read my mind now? (As everyone) Ow, those studs really hurt! "How do you know this all?" Washue asked her. "Because next to you Washue I'm the greatest scientice in the universe. Ve- Ve said with a small smile. I'm guessing this is a SI character. You're probably right. You called me honey! (Breathing fire) STOP THAT! EEEEEK!!! (goes into a corner and starts making a circle on the ground with his finger) I thought you liked me...... *sigh* Oh, alright. Come here. ^__^ YAY! (Pondering) Hmmmm.......(Snuggles up to Samus) You called me honey!