§--( Turn off your Life )--§ (And pretend that we are on the SOL.... no wait..that would be bad!) Dark Dawn (Prolouge to Armageddon Prophecy)- MSTied! With Short 'Tenchi Vrs Ranma' By John 'CrowBar' Hurst MakoReno@aol.com http://crowbar.cjb.net Dark Dawn by PyroDrac Tenchi Vrs. Ranma by Replicant Epidsode 105 Hello and Welcome to my 5th MSTing. After I showed Pyrous the copy of the last thing. He told me that there was a prolouge to it do. DOH! Anyway, I've also included a short with it called Tenchi Vrs. Ranma. Also, I gave the show a different name, Like Megane 6.7 and Nightbreak. On with the show! ____________________________BUT FIRST...DISCLAIMER____________________________ Ronnin Warriors is a part of its respective company Sailor Moon is a part of Toei and DiC. Battlestar Galactica is owned by it's respective company. Tenchi Muyo! Is a part of Pioneer and AIC Ranma 1/2 is owned by it's respective company Mystery Science Theater 3000 is owned by Best Brains. Hentai Space is owned by J-Boogie Dark Dawn is owned by PyroDrac. He let me do it, because I asked him through IM. This is a Part of the Armageddon Prophecy that was forgotten, it's here now! Tenchi Vrs Ranma was made by Replicant, based on a Q I asked on the Tenchi ML. I have your reply man, So you can't flame me! BTW, I hope you guys have a sense of Humor! ()-) ______________________________________________________________________________ Mystery Science Theater 2999 1/3 Cue Season 6 Theme Sattelite of Love 7:54 P.M EST Another quiet day on the SOL. In fact, it always is. Since they are out in space, there is no weather and gravity, so it is just...well old. The only source of entertainment was making the invention and the Holocabana. Oh sure... like the fanfic counts. Mike was twisting the knobs on his latest invention, that was partailly out of view of cambot's eyepiece. Meanwhile, Crow And Tom were in the Holocabana, making there own version of the AAA finals. Entering HoloCabana Room..... "MAH GOD!" yelled Ric. "Kintobar just beat the Saiyen-Jin!" "We should expect Pippkin to come by very soon" shouted Tenay. But it wasn't the bunny. Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo came from above with two M-16's in hand, which Tom's was glues on! "Take that, Cyber Fox!!" yelled Crow, landing on the Fox...and biting him. "WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!" yelled JR. "Crow and Servo have gone POSTAL!" Tom Servo started shooting the Hermaphodite on the ground. Meanwhile, Crow was brigning Kintobar down with his dangerous bites. Finnaly, The Fox went down, his prism rifle sliding across the ring. " 1--2--3!! Looks like Crow and Servo get the AAA title" shouted Tenay excitedly. "We'll talk to them after this commercial break!" said JB, hitting the commercial button **************************************************************************** [Scene shows the Neo-Tokyo arena, after the match. The Janitor is cleaning in the background. in front of the camera shows Artemis] Artemis: Hello. I'm Artemis. You know how that [looking around] that idiotic twit writes me that way in fanfics. Well, it's not true! Luna and I are happily together and Oscar invades our privacy! If you want to help me kill Oscar, Call this number below [Number flashes 1-800-HELP-NOW] [Oscar runs into the room, in bandages] Oscar: Come on, Artemis. We got a lovely night ahead of us! Artemis: HELP!! [Artemis runs offstage] **************************************************************************** "And we are back" said Tenay. Ric and JR were too busy talking to Crow and Servo. "How does it feel to win the tournament, Crow and Servo?" asked JR. "Well...it feels great" said the bots simultaniously. But before the conversation went any further, the klaxon's went out. "Looks, guys" started the red bot. "We gotta go. See-ya!" They quickly turned off the Holocabana and the balsa sides come on. They went to everyone's favorite spot, the bridge and saw a very happy Dr. Forrester on the HectoScreen "Greetings, Primates. How is the jungle today?" deviously said Clayton. He was wearing a hawaiian tanktop and shorts that was rather odd, especially around Deep 13. Frank wore something similar to it. "Doing just fine, sirs." said Mike. "And why the hell are you dressed up as a loser" snickered Crow. "I'll ignore that and tell you in a sec." said the Doc. "I'll go first with today's invention." "If you say so" said Servo. Dr.F held up a small machine with a comb attached on the end of it, while Frank explained it. "You know how people hate combing their hair in the mornings?" said Frank. "This device will supposedly say that it will fix that, but it will instead mess it up even more, causing bad haird days and people in robes going postal on the streets." Dr. F turned it on and quickly used it on Frank. At the end of the Ordeal, Frank had a Marge Simpson on steriods look. "I will then make people pay to fix that!" said the diabolical doc. "What do you think?" "It's nice sir, but then people can get a comb and fix it." replied Mike. "Ahh...poopie." said Dr.F, throwing his invention on the ground, smashing it to 3 pieces. Mike held up a small handheld computer type device with a mix of a scanner. "You know when you have to read those bad books with the bad scenes?" started Crow. "Well, this device scans the entire book and tells the reader if it's good enough to read!" "We call it the Ultima Scanner" said Mike "Why do we name all our stuff with Ultima?" asked Crow. "Frankly....I don't know" said Mike. "It also makes Waffles" yelled Servo. Mike demonstrated by placing a copy of the second doom novel on the scanner. The scanner quickly read it. "Warning: Too much lemon" said the scanner. Dr. F shivered. If he saw that device on the market, say goodbye to bad books! But then he remembered what the scanner actually meant. "It's referring to the scene where Flynn Taggart and the others have to use lemon's to smell like the zombies" said Dr.F. "Now, about your earlier question. Frank and I are were thinking about a little vacation." The SOL was in party mode. "HOORAYY!" yelled Servo. "NO MORE FANFICS" yelled Crow. "So we checked for *babysitters*" demonically said Dr. F Party Mode was gone. "Who?" asked Mike, shivering at the possibilites. "Well, we tried Oscar, but he was bugging Hentai Space" The three on board shivered. "And then Kintobar, but he is busy drinking and partying after AAA." The three shivered again. "Nav was also busy... but all he mentioned something about upgrading to M-60's" The three stopped shivering. "GO NAV!" Yelled the golden boy with the beak. "And none of the others won't do it." "Cool!" yelled Magic Voice, all of a sudden. "And then I tried everyone else, and nothing worked, So now we can't go on the vacation and it just sucks." "Yeah" said Servo "And now that I have explained what I was about to do, I'm just so god damn pissed off now!!!" Dr.F said, starting to cry now. "It's ok, Sir" said Frank, patting him on the shoulder. "There, There, Dr.F" said Mike. "Just send us our fic." "Why thats..." started Dr. Forrester, eyes gleaming again. "Why thats what I'll just do!" "Great job, Mike" Yelled Crow. "Your fic is a Prolouge to Armageddon Prophecy that I forgot to send last time, and a short called Tenchi Vrs. Ranma. Enjoy!" said Dr.F, back to his old self again. "We are gonna GET YOU, Mike" yelled Servo. The Fanfic Sign button went off. "No you can't, because it's QUICKIE SIGN!!" yelled Mike, entering the Theater. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [Door 6: It's a Tetris game. You play for a couple of minutes, get addicted and buy the Game Boy version to go on.] [Door 5: It's a TV showing Barney and Friends. You get a sledgehammer, break it and go on.] [Door 4: It's a portal. You enter it to continue.] [Door 3: It's a stack of Metallica CD's. You take one and continue on.] [Door 2: It's a pic of Oscar. You ram through it.] [Door 1: It's a small vault. It turns to the right and you continue.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ (The three enter the theater) Tom: Your gonna get it, Mike Mike: It was a accident! Crow: Yeah... and your fate is sealed! >Date: Mon, 22 Jun 1998 04:48:33 -0400 Mike: A date that would go down in history as the quickie from hell. >From: Replicant >Subject: Re: Okok.... What about Tenchi Vrs. Ranma? >To: tenchi@ML.usagi.org Magic Voice: Hey! That's like the Q I asked on it! Tom: It's YOUR FAULT THEN!! Magic Voice: I'll shut up. >Everyone's thinking on Tenchi vrs Kuno or Tenchi Vrs. Mouse... Crow: They actually thought about that? Magic Voice: Yeah! Wierd huh? Mike: But it could be Tenchi vrs. Marissa or Tenchi Vrs Oscar..... ALL: (Shudder) >but who would win Tom: If they all were in a mud match? Mike: You sound like your old *non-hurting* self Tom: Do I? I'm still kicking your ass, Mike. Mike: (Groans) >in a Tenchi Vrs. Ranma match? My vote would be on Tenchi! Crow: (Bet Dude) Place yer bets! Odds are Ranma: 5-1 and Tenchi: 20,000-1 Magic Voice: That was mean! Tenchi Rules! Crow: Yeah... but Ranma is the better martial artist... Magic Voice: Oh yeah... > >The Answer: Illustrated in Anime form! Mike: Phew! I thought it would be writing form... Tom: Or script form... Crow: or in first person form... >The Scene: Tenchi w/LHW facing Ranma with Katana(I guess!) Tom: You know, just having a bucket of water would scare off Tenchi Mike: and why is that Tom: Once he changes into Chan form, Tenchi would be freaked out. Crow: Or call the local freak show. >Imagery: They are standing in front of the Misaki Shrine with the wind fiercely >blowing Mike: ...them away.. Crow: Damn You, El Nino!! >and the skies darkening from the power being used. Crow: So El Nino DOES play a vital role in this battle > The Tenchi cast along >with the Ranma cast are watching and intensely waiting or the first move. Mike: (Ranma) I'll move my king this way... Crow: (Tenchi) and I will move my rook and.... wow...already checkmate! Mike: (Ranma) Damnit! >The Battle: Tenchi eyes Ranma with fear and anger swelling inside of him. Tom: And suddenly, he bursts like a baloon. The swelling was just TOO MUCH! >Ranma shows Crow: Himself... Mike: Crow.... >careful attention to the position of Tenchi's sword and his feet. Looking for >a weakness. Crow: Now that is just too easy! (Snickers at it still) Mike: Crow....not again. >Tenchi: "Why have you challenged me?" Tom: (Tenchi) I didn't. It was Mihoshi's fault for saying that stuff about your porno pics! Mike: Not you too! >Ranma: "I heard that you said that you were better than me!" Crow: (Tenchi) Well, I'm better with girls Mike: CROW!! (grabs the XVB-10XA super glue formula B and puts in on his mouth) Crow: MMPH!! Tom: You sound like Kenny, Crow! (Turns to Mike) Can we kill him? Mike: No. Well...not yet anyway. Crow: MMMMMPHHHH!!! >Tenchi: "I said no such thing. Someone has lied to you." >(Happosai smiles in the background and checks out Aeka) Tom: (Happiosai) I see London, I see France..... Mike: You need a super glue special too? Tom : (Sympathic Tone) No.. Mike: Then stop. >An acorn from a nearby tree falls and startles Tenchi causing him to jump. Tom: An acrorn did that? Tenchi must be weak! Mike: The Deadly Acorn from hell, coming soon to a theater near you. >Ranma sees this as an action of Crow: (finnaly getting Supe Glue off) stupidity! Mike: I need to buy a better brand of glue. >attack and runs in to slash Tenchi. >With his/her sword raised Tom: Hehehe Mike: CROW! Tom: It was me, Mike. Mike: Oh...TOM!! Crow: Stop stealing my schtick! >preparing for battle, Ranma's world suddenly grows dark >and he slumps to the ground. Mike: Presenting the Laz-E-Dirt! You can sit unconsious for hours! > The last thing he hears is a mad laughter Crow: Is 'Kefka: The Dark One' in this fic? Others: Who? Crow: Uhh...never mind. >and the words Tom: (Eric Cartman) SCREW YOU, HIPPIE! Crow: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Mike: I'm a little teapot? [The Bots stare at Mike] Mike: What? >"Watch it buster, he's mine." Tom: Is Ranma Buster Bunny? Mike: Don't think Tom... just smile and nod. >Tenchi looks at the fallen Ranma and looks up to see Crow: ARMAGEDDON!!! RUN!! [Starts to ram into the theater door, but bangs his head on it] Ouchie.... Mike: Don't put your simulation's to the extreme again, Crow. Crow: I won't try that again. > what had taken him down. Tom: You know, it could be Akane. I mean, she could be pissed at Ranma right now. Crow: Or it could also be Ryouga. He hates Ranma Mike: Or it could be Ukyou with a spatuala...but I doubt it. Crow: Spatula Attack! Run!! [Bangs head on the door trying to escape again. he now has a dent.] Crow: Ouch! That hurts! Mike: I warned ya! >(Ryoko Smiles, still clutching Mayuka who she had used as a bat to hit him from >behind with.) ALL: WHAT THE!!??!! Mike: Call the POLICE!!! We have a child abuser!! Tom:(Announcer) It's the bottem of the 9th, two outs and bases are loaded Crow: (Some other Announcer) Ryoko is to the plate and a normal bat will not do for the game tonight! Tom: (Ditto) She grabs the special Mayuka Bat and swings away! HOME RUN! Crow: (Ditto) But the Bat (Mayuka) is broken in several different places! Tom: (Ditto) Order your own Mayuka Louisville Slugger Bat today. >Tenchi: "Put Mayuka down, right now." Mike: But Ryoko doesn't agree and she throws Mayuka Hammer Throw Style Tom: (Mayuka) Please Ryoko, I'm getting dizzzyyyy...... (Pretends to be thrown) AHHH!!! >(Ryoko drops Mayuka with a thud) ALL: THUD! Tom: (Mayuka) I'm gonna sue your ass now, Ryoko >Tenchi: "Why did you do that? I can take care of myself." Crow" Because *I* want to take care of *you* Mike: CROW!!! >(Ryoko teleports beside of Tenchi and drops to her knees, clutching his legs in a >passionate hug) Tom: (Ryoko) Please take me to Happy World Land now... YOU PROMISED!! PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? Mike: That's enough, Tom. >Ryoko: "I'm sorrrry Tenchi. He was trying to hurt you and I couldn't let him do >that." Mike: (Ryoko) But Mayuka pissed me off last night while watching TV, so I just HAD to! >Ryoko: " You know I only meant well." Tom: Yes... she meant well. But Tenchi threw her down the well in return for her favor! >(She looks up at Tenchi with caring and apologetic eyes) Crow: (Ryoko) Can we *PLEASE* keep this adorable little Pig thingie here? Tom: (Tenchi) No... you'll burn it in the microwave again Mike: (P-Chan) WHAT!!??! >Tenchi: "I know, but let me do the fighting next time, OK?" Tom: (Ryoko) If I did, then your ass would have been kicked! And I want it intact! Mike: [Groans] >Ryoko: "Anything you want Tenchi darling. Now, lets go get something to eat, I'm >starving." Bots: [Snickers] Mike: No. Bots: Come on! Mike: I'm sorry....no. >(The Tenchi walks over and scoops up Mayuka) Crow: The newest Ben and Jerry flavor! Mayuka-Chan Mike: With crunchy little baseball bats with it. Tom: Watch as THE Tenchi takes you by surprise >Tenchi: "Are you o.k. Mayuka-chan?" Tom: (Mayuka) OH, I'm fine. Your girlfriend just beat the crap outta your opponet using me, while my medical bills have just skyrocketed! Oh I'm fine! >Mayuka: "Yes. I'm fine, but my head hurts a little. What happened?" Crow: (Tenchi) You got screwed. Mike: Crow... Tom: Well, screwed was used as a different meaning this time, Mike. I mean screwed in Crow's meaning is that she was in a very bad situation. Mike: Oh... >Tenchi: " I'll tell you later, lets go get you something to eat." >Mayuka: "Thank you, daddy." Crow: (Mayuka) Hehe.. It's fun to eat something after being used as a personal weapon! >Tenchi and the cast of Tenchi walk toward the Misaki household for dinner, leaving Tom: Their LAST dinner... Crow: Akane cooked up a little surprise for the winners... >the confused and shocked Ranma cast behind to gather their warrior. Mike: (Genma) Some warrior you are. Go and fetch me some food now! >My Theory, Crow: Well, my theroey is that all the fanfics we read suck! Mike: That's because it's Dr.F's Experiment Crow: Oh yeah.. >Replicant Mike: (George Bush) Read my Lips... Bots: NO BAD FANFICS! >"Yuzuha is Yuzuha, > Mayuka is Mayuka." - Mayuka Tom: And we don't CARE who is who! Mike: Come on...lets go... §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [Door 1: You exit the theater and the door swirves to the right.] [Door 2: It's a a small paper opening.] [Door 3: It's a stack of Metallica CD's. You put the one you got earlier back] [Door 4: It's a portal. You Enter it to continue.] [Door 5: You walk past a broken TV.] [Door 6: It's the game of Tetris. You play it some more and continue on.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ "Ok" said Mike, getting out of the theater. "Have you thought on how your match of Tenchi Vrs. Ranma would go? "Why, Yes I have" said Crow. "My Match wold be like this. Each one of the fighters would each have a Surge, Jolt, and A Citra. They start to go crazy and suddenly, they fight. This goes on for a while and then Ryoko and Akane get into a fight, and then the whole cast gets into a huge Jerry Springer fight. Then a nuke goes off and everyone dies." "O....k" said Mike, turning to Servo. "What is yours, Tom?" "Mine is that they just fight and one wins" said Tom "Thats nice. You didn't think very much did you" asked Mike. "No." "Ok. And here is mine." The Mike realized that he didn't think of anything! So, he had to think of a demented thing quick! " A deranged little elf interuppts the fight and tells them to share. They kick the ass of the elf and then stop fighting" Mike said. "Mike?" said the Bots. "Remember how we said we are gonna kick your ass?" said Crow. "Yeah" "Well... Crow's gonna be Tenchi" stated Tom, "And I will be Ranma" "And..." said Mike. "Your the Deranged little elf" said Crow. "Oh" "GET HIM!!" yelled the Two Bots as they chased Mike. Then, all of a sudden, Gypsy appeared on the bridge. "Uhh... We'll be right back" she said, hitting the commercial sign button. ************************************************************************** [Scene shows something similar to the S-I Cola. It shows a picture of Nav and a chaingun] Nav: Hello. Are you tired of those stupid guns that are fake and have the orange thingies on the end? Well, check out the Nav collection! You can pick from M-16's, M-60's, and chainguns! And each comes with *Safe* darts! You can pic from Poison, Sleep, or Explosive! [Nav shoots at a Sailor Pluto dummy with the explosive type. It blows up (WHAT ELSE do you expect it to do?)] Nav: So order the Nav Collection today [Number flashes: 1-888-Nav-Rulz $19.95 for the deluxe package. $3.95 shipping and *handling*] ************************************************************************** __________________________________________________________________________ This is part 1 of Dark Dawn- MSTied. I got a out of memory thing earlier so I splited it into 2 parts. Ok? Good. All the stuff at the bottem will be there at the end of Part 2. _________________________READ PART 2....NOW!!______________________________