Full Circle Part 3 MSTied by: Jamie Jeans with some help from his friend, Josh Brooks My eleventh fan fic MSTied. At this rate, It'll be at twenty in no time! Well here I am, back at MSTing one of the worst self insertion fan fics that I can find. It's not that the spelling and grammar are bad, even though they are, but the fact that this guy inserted himself into a time in the Tenchi universe in which he has a chance to solve everyone's problem and crap like that. It's sad, once you think about it, that these people place themselves in these stories and really hack out everything that makes them good in the first place. Anyhow, the legal stuff: Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all of its characters and concepts belongs to Best Brains Inc. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing your characters and not making any claim on them. However, Samantha Jones is a character that I created, thus meaning that she belongs to me. Hey Adam, this is your work and you're welcome to it! I'm just MSTing it. Now, on with the story! ________________________________________________________________________ With one final pull on Frank's leg, Dr. Forrestor yanked his assistant out of the opening of the umbilicus. Frank landed on the floor, his face blue from lack of oxygen, with the fan fic gripped tightly in his right hand. "You definitely need to lose some weight Frank," the scientist observed as he bent down and picked up the fan fic. "I could hardly get you out of there." Bringing the fan fic over to the fan fic teleporter, his latest invention, Dr. Forrestor laughed maniacally as he placed it on teleporter pad and activated it. with a flash of 60's special effects, the fan fic was beamed aboard the Satellite of Love. SATELLITE OF LOVE Crow yawned and took a sip of his coffee, which immediately poured out of his body as it was not water tight, and placed it on the desk with the lights on it. "Ah! There's nothing like a good cup of coffee," he commented. "What do you mean nothing like a good cup of coffee," Tom asked, having just come into the room in time to hear it. "You *can't* drink coffee. You don't need it." "Oh, like your opinion means anything to me," the golden robot said, using his arm, which was working for once, to lift the cup and take another sip. Samantha and Mike came into the room to see Crow's second sip fall onto the floor. "Uh Crow? You do know that all you're doing is spilling coffee on the floor right," Samantha asked. "No I am not! I am having a good cup of coffee!" Mike was about to interject his own opinion of this when the lights and sirens sounded, indicating that a movie or fan fic was about to start. "Geez! Not even a warning this time," Mike said, picking Tom up and rushing into the Theater. "I guess Dr. Forrestor was really eager to get that Full Circle story to us," Tom commented. (DOOR SEQUENCE) 7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Samantha sat in the fourth seat while Mike placed Tom in the third and sat in the second. Crow was last, sitting in the first seat as he continued to sip his coffee. SAMANTHA: You're only going to get your seat wet Crow. CROW: But I need my caffeine in order to stay up. MIKE: The last time I checked Crow, it was four in the afternoon and you're a robot. You don't need caffeine. TOM: Told you! > INTERLUDE SAMANTHA: But it's the beginning of the story! How can there be an interlude? TOM: I take it that all of Adam's courses in script writing usually got marked with an F. >Establishing Shot: Blackness. In the background a pair of soft >drums can be heard. The blackness zooms out and we see the >iris of the eye, it holds a distinct magenta hue. The camera >continues to zoom out until we see the younger face of AEKA. >She is crying on the shoulder of her older half-brother YOUSHO, >who is petting her purplish hair. TOM: But the dream did not start this way! It started out with Aeka making a wreath of flowers on Jurai! MIKE: Careful Tom. You'll only blow up your head if you nit-pick. CROW: Like *that* warning has worked before. > AEKA > Why do they have to be so mean? SAMANTHA: Because you're in a fan fic with the author dear. > YOUSHO > They fear of what is to become > of the Empire if it becomes impure. The > public doesn’t think very well of humans, > they were very upset when they found out > my mother was one. TOM: This was not explained until the fifth show! You can't get anything right Adam!!!! > AEKA > But why does it have to be this way? > What do we have to fear from humans? MIKE: Then you've obviously never been shopping on Christmas Eve. > YOUSHO > We have a lot to fear, or the consul does. > Azusa is a powerful Emperor, but it is > likely that I will be more powerful. The > Imperial Science Academy discovered > a while back that human blood, mixed > with that of a Juraian, was stronger than > that of a purebred Juraian. ALL: HUH?! CROW: Made up bull..... MIKE: There'll be none of that young man. CROW: Oh you never let me have any fun! > AEKA > But isn't that good? > > YOUSHO > It is in many ways, and in many ways > it is not. The people are very biased, > they were in outrage when Azusa told > them that Funaho was human, and that > their only crown heir was of mixed blood. TOM: Yes! Whenever slandering the script of a good Anime series, please call for advice from Adam Chris Leigh. You can reach him at: 1-900-555-CRAP! >YOUSHO puts his hands on AEKA's shoulders, she looks up >into his eyes, he is staring far off into the distance. MIKE: And wondering what he could have possibly done in order to be put in a fan fic with a self inserted character. CROW: Ah this ain't working! > YOUSHO > But they are wrong. A strong > Emperor can only make the Empire > stronger, but that is out of sight for them. > They only see my mother, they look > at me and see only a human, not a > Prince or a Juraian, but a human. > > AEKA > I know what we can do. > >YOUSHO looks down at AEKA. > > AEKA > You can marry me. That way they'd > have to make you Emperor. TOM: ARGH!!!!! IT WAS AZUSA THAT ARRANGED THE MARRIAGE!!! AZUSA!!!!! IT WAS NOT OFFERED BY AEKA!!!! SAMANTHA: Calm down Tom! You'll only blow your top! >YOUSHO smiles a bit at his half-sisters offer. > > YOUSHO > Azusa would find a way around that, > he fears what the public would do if > he didn't do what they thought was > right. And what would > you be? Just one of the Imperial > Wives? Wouldn't you like to rule > someday? > >AEKA is silent. YOUSHO digs in his pocket and pulls out the >Tenchi-Ken, it has no gems in it. He holds it in his hand and >looks to the sky with hate. MIKE: If this guy saw the OVA series, then how come he hasn't gotten very much of it right? CROW: I'm not sure but I think ego and self interest came into play. > YOUSHO > I don't know what I can do anymore. > Either I'll be forced to be Emperor > for a public that hates me, or I'll be > forced to leave by a father who loves > me. There must be > some other choice. > >The sight of YOUSHO is drowned out by flames that soon >part to show a much older AEKA (the one we know) running >through ruins. > AEKA > YOUSHO! YOUSHO!! > Ooh, my love where are you?!! > >A large, flaming beam falls in front of AEKA, the flames flare >up and when they die down we see YOUSHO with the >Tenchi-Ken fighting a green eyed RYOUKO. They fight >with the fury and skill of the greatest swordsmen. In the end, >YOUSHO stabs RYOUKO in the neck and extracts a small >third gem that lands in his hand. RYOUKO suddenly kicks the >sword away and flies away in RYO-OHKI. SAMANTHA: Never minding the fact that none of this ever happened and Aeka was not in a flaming building and...... I'm stopping right there before my own head explodes. >Cut to AEKA trying to navigate through the broken and flaming >wreckage. She suddenly looks up to see RYO-OHKI flying into >space with YOUSHO following close behind. > > AEKA > YOUSHO!! Don't leave me! Yousho >… how could you … > >AEKA pulls through the wreckage, tearing a few of her robes, >and dashes over to where the ships just took off from. A single >tear falls from her eye and lands on the Tenchi-Ken, which is >lying on the ground in front of her. It has two gems in it. AEKA >looks down and sees the Tenchi-Ken. TOM: And how did he defeat her then, hmmm? Think Adam, think! CROW: So he totally screws up a part of a show that didn't really need to be messed up so that he can insert himself into it later on.... Hmmm. MIKE: What is it Tom? CROW: I have a feeling that this guy is most certainly related to Chris Caldwald! I'll explain later. > AEKA > Your sword … your, > not coming back, are you? > >AEKA clutches the sword tight against herself. > > AEKA > YOUSHOOOO!!!! > >Camera pans outward into space, we see the planet Jurai >Silently spinning, RYO-OHKI flies past the camera, covering >it in darkness. SAMANTHA: It had sprung a leak in its oil pan. > A Twisted Plot Production ALL: No doubt there! > In Association with > Tempest Creations TOM: I wonder if that Association was a forcible association? > FULL CIRCLE > > Based On > Tenchi Muyou! Created > By Masaki Kajishima > > Special Thanks to > The People in the Tenchi Muyo Mailing List > and in #TenchiML, for mounds of information on Tenchi; CROW: Do you people have any idea of the monster you've created?!?! > Chris Davies, whom I took this format of script writing from; > And to Katie Staal, who is making my life easier every day. SAMANTHA: By killing him. MIKE: Feeling dark? > Episode 3: What Dreams Are Made Of TOM: What crap really is. CROW: These are the days of our lives. MIKE: When self insertion goes wrong. SAMANTHA: How to annoy the creators of a good Anime series. >Establishing Shot: Daylight, the sun beating down TOM: The sun is a real bully. >on the Masaki >household. RYOUKO is lying SAMANTHA: Now who was Ryoko lying to? And what was it about? >on the 'Newly Repaired' roof enjoying >the sun. > > RYOUKO > Ahhh, this is the life. The warm > sun, a cool breeze … CROW: A self inserted author nearby for me to kill. MIKE: Now don't you start Crow. >RYOUKO stiffens CROW: Sayyyyy...... >and sits up. A "Myaaa" is heard in the distance. CROW: Oh. > RYOUKO > A child to start the day. > >RYOUKO jumps off the roof, slowly floating down, then starts >casually walking towards the lake. AEKA is looking out the >window, sees RYOUKO, then quickly shuts the blinds. SASAMI >slides open the door and walks in. AEKA is gripping the Tenchi-ken >tightly against her chest. TOM: Wondering just how the heck she was supposed to get out of this fan fic. SAMANTHA: Or kill the author. MIKE: You're a bad influenza on her Tom. > SASAMI > Aeka, you have to come out. It’s a beautiful > day. > > AEKA > I … I don't want to. MIKE: Adam.... is near by. > SASAMI > You can't stay here. For the last >three days all you've done is stay >in here, Tenchi is going to get a >bad impression about us Juraians >if we don't ever leave one room. SAMANTHA: Like nearly getting killed by Aeka in the first place wasn't a bad enough impression. > AEKA > Tenchi … Well, I suppose I could >come down for a while. > >Cut to RYOUKO walking on top of the lake as if it was solid >ground. CROW: Which she quickly realized wasn't and fell right in. > RYOUKO > Well, lets see. This looks like >the spot. TOM: To bury the author.... >RYOUKO sinks down into the water. Beneath the tides we >see the wreckage from the two ships lying MIKE: Geez, more lying! What is this? A lawyers convention? >in twisted formations. >RYOUKO paws through the wreck until she comes across >a small purple egg, which she picks up and nuzzles against >her cheek. She rises back up to the surface and carries the >egg into the house. > >ADAM ALL: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! >yawns and walks out of his room, his hair is sticking >up all over the place almost looking like RYOUKO. He walks >into the kitchen and finds MIHOSHI standing by the stove with >an apron on. SAMANTHA: Mistaking him for a criminal, she takes out her gun and shoots him. The end. > ADAM > Good Morning Mihoshi. > What 'cha cooking? ALL: EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!! > MIHOSHI > Oh, hello Adam. I’m cooking > up a nice breakfast for everyone! > > ADAM > Oh, that’s nice. Wait > a minute … what ARE you > cooking? > >MIHOSHI looks around at the mess of cooking ingredients >she has gathered. > > MIHOSHI > Umm, well, I don't > know. Well, I saw > this recipe once on a show and > I figured I could do it, but I don't > quite remember what was in it > so… TOM: Which does not make sense since Mihoshi does not cook in the first place. MIKE: Whenever this guy writes, it's like the Mihoshi bashing hour has arrived. > ADAM > Sooo, you're just putting things > in a pot and hoping they come > out like you saw on TV, right? > > MIHOSHI > Ummm … Uhhh … >oohhh.. Yup, that’s it exactly! ALL: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! >ADAM quickly looks into the bubbling pot and takes a smell, >which he instantly regrets as the fumes can only be described >as harmful. CROW: Meaning that he dies from the harmful fumes. The end. MIKE: Would you guys stop that? You're getting darker then Darth Vader! TOM: Join the Dark side. > ADAM > What on Earth did you put in > this? SAMANTHA: Your fan fic. > MIHOSHI > Oh, you know, a bit of this, a > dash of that. Just like they > say in the show! > >ADAM places a hand to his forehead and sighs. MIKE: Having a annuerism and dying. The end. AH! You guys are a really bad influenze! > ADAM > Okay, lets see if we can save > this before Tenchi wakes up. > Hand me > that spoon. TOM: Oh god! Now he's a cook! Just keep adding to the pile of charges Adam! >AEKA and SASAMI walk down a staircase into the living >room of the Masaki house. SASAMI gets to the floor and >immediately looks around. SAMANTHA: Hmmm. No dirt on the floor. > SASAMI > Where is everyone? MIKE: Avoiding this fan fic. Why? >RYOUKO raises her head up from the sofa facing away from >the staircase. AEKA turns her head away from RYOUKO after >seeing her. CROW: For gods sake Ryoko, brush your teeth! > RYOUKO > I dunno, Tenchi's dad left to > do work, and I don't know > where Tenchi is. > > SASAMI > ooh, after I went though > all that to get Aeka to come > down. > >SASAMI looks down at RYOUKO and sees the egg she had >from before. TOM: How can she have an egg from before is she just got it, eh? Explain that one Adam! > SASAMI > What's that Ryouko? > > AEKA > No! Sasami, don't touch that > thing. > > RYOUKO > Isn't it wonderful, it was just > born today. > > SASAMI > Wow! Did you lay that egg > Ryouko? > > RYOUKO > Yup MIKE: Yup! It sure is fun slandering the script of a great Anime series! SAMANTA: Gyah! Don't do that! Gives me the willies. > SASAMI > Wow! So, you married Ryoko? > Who's the father? > >A door slides open and Tenchi is standing in the >doorway. CROW: Enter poor sap. > TENCHI > Oh, Aeka. Good > Morning. > > AEKA > Tenchi, I just wanted > to say … to thank you … for > letting us stay, I … I thank > you for caring for … uh … the > Imperial family. So … Umm.. > Thankyouverymuch. > > TENCHI > Ohh, you didn't have to thank > me, it’s the least I could do. > >SASAMI gasps a big breath of air, that catches AEKA's >attention. CROW: And Gasp takes the ball and slips through the defence! Touchdown!!!! > SASAMI > Huh?! Tenchi is the father?!? > >AEKA looks startled then looks on Tenchi with scorn. > > TENCHI > Huh? Aeka, you look mad, is > Something wrong? > > AEKA > Oooh! Nothing! You just go and > have fun with your Monster > woman! SAMANTHA: No really! Go ahead! Have fun with her! > TENCHI > Wha --- > >RYOUKO appears next to TENCHI with her arms Draped >around him. TOM: I'll give this to Adam, at least he didn't have the upcoming scene with Ryoko feeling his ba..... MIKE: CROW!!! CROW: What?! MIKE: Whoops! Sorry. TOM!!! TOM: Well it's true! > RYOUKO > Oh, Tenchi! I'm so happy to > have given birth to the child > of the man I love. > > TENCHI > Huh!?! > >TENCHI gets this far off look that’s cross between sheer >terror and confusion. RYOUKO puts the egg in TENCHI's >hands. > > RYOUKO > Here Tenchi! Why don't you > hold it, it won't be long now. > >The egg begins to shake in TENCHI's hands. It rattles back >And forth before spontaneously cracking open and reveling >the hind leg of a furry animal (RYO-OHKI). TENCHI drops >the egg in fear and the rest of the egg splits open to show >all of RYO-OHKI CROW: Totally nude! MIKE: I should yeall at you for that but it's true. > RYO-OHKI > Myaaa! > > SASAMI > Wow! Ha ha! > >RYOUKO picks up RYO-OHKI and holds it against her face. > > RYOUKO > There, there, that’s a good little > Ryo-Ohki. > > TENCHI > Ryo-Ohki, your space ship? Does > that mean … > > RYOUKO > A hahahah, of course, this is the > child of my spaceship. > > SASAMI > Can a spaceship have a child? > > RYOUKO > My spaceship was completely > destroyed, so it reproduced itself. > > TENCHI > Oh that’s a relief, isn't it Aeka? > > AEKA > Oooh, I … I mean … I … > >AEKA runs out of the living room into a hallway. There >she runs into YOUSHO who is on his way into the house. SAMANTHA: She she runs into him inside the house when he's coming into the house. Um.. That doesn't make much sense. MIKE: I think Dr. Thinker's been giving lessons in literature again. > YOUSHO > Woah. What's all the hurry? > > AEKA > I'm … I'm sorry. > >YOUSHO looks into AEKA's eyes, she looks back at him, >she suddenly gasps. > > YOUSHO > Is there something wrong? > TOM: I'm stuck in a story with the author! Help!!! > AEKA > I … no, I'm sorry. > >AEKA runs off out the door. YOUSHO looks back at her >with a strange look in his eye. > >A plume of smoke bursts out of the kitchen and into the >Living room, followed by many coughs. RYO-OHKI >jumps out of RYOUKO's hands and onto SASAMI's >head. > > ADAM (O.S.) > That’s what > happens when you dump a jar > of pepper into an open flame. > Now lets learn from this. CROW: If this guy bashes MIhoshi one more time, I'll..... MIKE: Do what? We're all stuck up here. CROW: Well I'll.... glower at him allot. >Two figures come through the smoke out of the kitchen. >TENCHI runs over to them. > > TENCHI > What happened? > > ADAM > Oh, not much, just having a > little cooking lesson with > Mihoshi. I think its safe to > say that I've learned not to > let Mihoshi cook anything. > You better let the > fumes clear before going in > there. ALL: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMANTHA: What is with this guy? Mihoshi turned him down for a date or something? MIKE: In his own mind yeah. CROW: TOM: Give it up buddy. It won't work. CROW: SAMANTHA: Here, let me hlpe you with that. MIKE: Now this looks like fun! > SASAMI > Are you alright? > > RYO-OHKI > Myaa? > > ADAM > Whats that little thing? > It’s a > cute little thing. TOM: Ryo-oh-ki, sensing a self-inserted author, bites his hand. The bite gets infected and Adam dies. SAMANTHA & CROW: YA!!!!!!!!!!! > SASAMI > Its name is Ryo-Ohki. > > ADAM > Ryo-Ohki, like the spaceship > right? > > SASAMI > Uh-huh. > > ADAM > Fascinating. MIKE: Shameless Spock impression # 1. SAMANTHA: This guy takes everything in stride. > MIHOSHI > Wow, you must really like the > name Ryo-ohki, Ryouko. > > RYOUKO > You idiot, that IS Ryo-ohki. Its > the child of my spaceship. CROW: Oh no! Ryoko has been influenzed by Adam! ALL: AHH!!!!! > MIHOSHI > Oh. > > RYOUKO > Come on, Tenchi. I'm bored, lets > go play! Come on, come on, come > on! > >RYOUKO backs up into YOUSHO coming in through the >doorway. YOUSHO wraps his arms around RYOUKO and >grabs her breasts. MIKE: Talk about out of character! Only Noboyuki does stuff like that! TOM: Actually MIke, he does do that. CROW: Fan boy! > YOUSHO > My my, the second time today a > beautiful girl has run into me. I > guess I'm just lucky. > > TENCHI > Grandpa! I'm shocked! > > RYOUKO > Grrrr, how dare you! > >RYOUKO swings around to punch YOUSHO, he blocks her >punch easily with his fist. > > YOUSHO > My, my, such spirit. > >RYOUKO looks at YOUSHO, then at her fist, then at YOUSHO >again. YOUSHO walks over to SASAMI. SAMANTHA: Yousho then notices the self inserted author and... Ah forget it! It'll never work! > YOUSHO > So, this is your child Tenchi? > > SASAMI > No grandpa, this is Ryo-ohki > the child of Ryouko's ship. > > YOUSHO > Uh-huh, that’s nice. > Tenchi, now that you have a > child … CROW: Shouldn't Yousho be Granfather until they find out he *is* Yousho? MIKE: Do you think the author gives a flying pig about continuity? No? I didn't think so. > TENCHI > Grandpa! That isn't my child! > > YOUSHO > I think its time you have some > responsibility. You have to be > a good role model for your > child, Tenchi. > > TENCHI > That’s not my child! > You all are crazy! > >TENCHI storms out of the room down the hallway towards >the door. > > YOUSHO > Don't forget about your >training! Don't >mind him, he's the serious >type, like his mother. > >RYO-OHKI jumps off SASAMI's head towards the glass sliding >door that looks out onto the lake. SAMANTHA: Must... not... pass... out.... from.... run on... sentence..... > SASAMI > What is it? > > RYO-OHKI > Myaa. Myaaaa! > >RYO-OHKI jumps towards the door until she hits it head on and >bounces back. TOM: That should be jumps towards the door and hits it! MIKE: This guy is no Shakespear, I can tell you that. >SASAMI moves next to RYO-OHKI > > SASAMI > Whats wrong? > Oh, Aeka … > >RYO-OHKI moves through the glass door and jumps off towards >AEKA. SAMANTHA: That's hop you twerp! Hop! > SASAMI > Hey, where you- against door> owwww. That > hurt. Ryo-ohki! > >An explosion off screen turns everyones attention to the staircase >that RYOUKO has just punched into pieces with her fist. She is >staring at her fist and the wreckage with confusion. > > RYOUKO > What? > > ADAM > Come on, Mihoshi. Lets see > if you can handle cleaning up. CROW: Did we ask you to say anything? NO, I don't think so. > MIHOSHI > Oh, I can do that. > > ADAM > That's what you said about > cooking. ALL: SHUT UP!!!!!! >AEKA is looking out into the lake, some of the wreckage of her >ship is still visible. She is obviously crying. SAMANTHA: Obviously. > AEKA > Ohh, I wish I could go home, > go home to Jurai. down> But my ship is destroyed > so I don't have a way to get home > or communicate with Jurai. > >AEKA starts crying again. RYO-OHKI jumps up beside her and >nuzzles herself against AEKA's leg. MIKE: Does the author know that Aeka is only standing on the ground, not hovering ten feet above it? TOM: And since when did the author give a care about grammer. > AEKA > Wha-- What are > you doing? Shoo shoo! Go > away. > >RYO-OHKI gets closer to AEKA. > > AEKA > Go away. Alright > you just stay here and I'll > move away. Now > don't you think about following > me! > >AEKA walks off screen, RYO-OHKI follows her. We see a >Bunch of scenes showing AEKA walking and RYO-OHKI >close behind. CROW: Adam obviously never had eneough talent to describe those scenes better. SAMANTHA: This guy has talent? >The last scene is AEKA walking up the stairs >that go to the Shrine. She turns around and looks back at >RYO-OHKI. > > AEKA > I told you not to follow me! > >RYO-OHKI runs off the stairs into the nearby brush. AEKA >moves closer to RYO-OHKI then stops as she sees a flower that >has a purplish color, very much like the color of her eyes. TOM: Wow! I never knew that Aeka had purple eyes! Did you guys know that?! > AEKA > Royal Tear > Drop, but how is it -- could > it be? > >A young AEKA is sitting in a field of flowers making a wreath out of >the various plants. A young YOUSHO walks up to her. MIKE: Whoa! Those flash backs can really sneak up on you! > YOUSHO > What are you doing out here. > > AEKA > You left me behind. wreath> For you. > > YOUSHO > Thank you. > >YOUSHO bows his head and AEKA puts it on his head. He picks >her up and rests her on his lap. She picks up another flower and >shows it to him. > > AEKA > It’s the color of your eyes. > >AEKA puts it in his wreath, he abruptly puts AEKA down and takes >off the wreath. > > AEKA > What's wrong? > >YOUSHO pulls out the flower and holds it up to AEKA. > > YOUSHO > This is Royal Tear Drop. It > should not be used for happy > occasions. > >Cut to the firey view of older AEKA holding the Tenchi-Ken to her chest. >She looks down and beside where the sword was just lying is a tiny grove >of Royal Tear Drop. A tear falls though the air, sparkling as it falls, and >lands >on the petal of the flower. TOM: Now except for that last part, that should have been the scene at the beginning of this fan fic!!!!!!!! >AEKA is holding the flower in her hand and crying over it. RYO-OHKI >appears with a beautiful flower in his mouth and holds it up to AEKA. CROW: Ryo-oh-ki is a girl Adam, not a guy. > AEKA > For me? > > RYO-OHKI > Myaa! > >AEKA slowly takes the flower and holds it close. RYO-OHKI clumsily >climbs up onto AEKA's lap. She softly pets RYO-OHKI. > > AEKA > You silly thing. > Don't you know that I hate > you? > >RYO-OHKI raises an ear up high, then jumps to the ground and towards >the forest. It stops half way and turns to AEKA. > > AEKA > Where are you going? You'll > get lost! > > RYO-OHKI > Myaaa! Myaaaaaa! > >RYO-OHKI continues off into the forest, AEKA follows behind trying to >catch up. > >Cut to a view of leaves, the camera slowly moves upwards until it is just >above the leaves. We see TENCHI with a Boduken, SAMANTHA: That's bokken Adam. Bokken. MIKE: Thus showing just how much knowledge the author has of Japanese weapons. >repetitively hitting a >log attached to a rope; at his feet CROW: A simple period would have sufficed. >are small wooden pedistals which he is >jumping from one to another while hitting the log. YOUSHO is behind him >looking ever so excited. TOM: And the crowd cheers. ALL: Yay. > YOUSHO > Watch your footing, Tenchi … > >TENCHI hits the log a few more times, letting out a short "Yaa" each time, >until his foot slips on one of the small pedestals and he falls down. SAMANTHA: well guys, this looks like it'll be nothing more but just a messed up version of OVA # 3 in script form. *YAWN* Give me a shout when that idiot comes back on. MIKE AND BOTS: Okay! > YOUSHO > You must concentrate > more, Tenchi. Now, > lets start with the standard > patterns. > >TENCHI nods and they place their Boduken's on each other's shoulder. >The view changes so we see that it is AEKA who is peering through the >bushes, she suddenly gasps. TENCHI and YOUSHO begin a set of >complex fighting maneuvers. > > AEKA (V.O.) > That swordplay. It’s the > fighting style of the Royal > House of Jurai. Could it be, > could they know something > about my brother Yousho? MIKE: What the heck does VO stand for? TOM: I don't know? CROW: Maybe it stands for Very Offensive. >AEKA moves to get closer when she loses her footing and falls backwards >into the brush. TENCHI stops to look and YOUSHO hits him on the head >with an under the leg attack. > > YOUSHO > Tenchi, whats wrong, your > a sitting duck. TOM: You aren't using a question mark Granpa. > TENCHI > Geeze! Is that part of the > routine? > > YOUSHO > No. > >TENCHI moves to the bush and looks down to see AEKA lying almost >upside down. He turns red and looks away. > > AEKA > Oh, why? WHY!? Why > must I suffer this humiliation? > Gaak! MIKE: I hated that stuff! Got all hard after a few minutes of use. CROW: >AEKA quickly straightens her robe down as respectable as it can be. >TENCHI climbs down to AEKA. > > TENCHI > Miss Aeka, are you alright? > > AEKA > I'm fine -- > >AEKA tries to get up, but her leg gives way beneath her. She lets out a >cry in pain. A close up of her leg shows that its bleeding heavily. YOUSHO >walks down a path leading up to them, he is holding a bandage in his hand. CROW: Now how can he walking down a path that's leading up to them if Tenchi climbed down to where Aeka is? MIKE: Adam must be a Dr. Thinker wanna be. TOM: CROW: Don't do that! I've heard it so many times now that I'm sick of it! > YOUSHO > Well, let me see what we > have here. > Looks like you have a nasty > cut here. > > AEKA > Thank you. Umm, Grandpa, > that fighting style you were > jus-- > > YOUSHO > Tenchi, you make sure she > doesn't walk on this. You > better carry her to the house. > >YOUSHO walks as quick as he can away from AEKA MIKE: So quickly in fact, that the author forgot the *ly* at the end of quick. TOM: Now that was a lame riff. MIKE: I can't help it. Adam is not giving me much to work with. >and back to >his shrine. AEKA looks at the man questionably. TENCHI and AEKA >both turn to each other in confusion. > >Cut to RYOUKO searching through AEKA and SASAMI's room. She is opening >up all of the storage units that are in the room. > > RYOUKO > Where can it be? Where is > that damned sword that she > has? Okay, if I was > the master key, where would > I be? > >RYOUKO turns to the door and we hear the sound of SASAMI coming up the >stairs. > > RYOUKO > Oh, boy. This isn't gonna to > look good. > >RYOUKO jumps backwards and dissapears just as SASAMI opens the door >to the room. > > SASAMI > Aeka! Aeka, are you here? > >SASAMI jumps as she hears the sound of thunder outside. > >Cut to darkness; a door opens and floods the room with light. TENCHI >walks into the room with AEKA on his back. Outside its pouring rain, TOM: It's starting to drown out the spell checker. >both TENCHI and AEKA are soaking wet. TENCHI sits AEKA down on log, ALL: EWW!!!! >she shivers from the cold. > > TENCHI > We'll have to wait here until the > rain stops. > >TENCHI walks over to a pile of boxes and tools. He picks up a box full >of wood and sets it down between himself and AEKA. He picks up a ball >of newsprint, lights it with a match, and puts it into the box which >burns brightly. > > TENCHI > There we go. > >TENCHI takes off his shirt and wrings out a towel he had around his >neck. He holds the towel out to AEKA, who is still shivering quietly. > > TENCHI > Here, you can dry yourself > off with this. Oh, > I guess I'll, go outside for a > while. > >TENCHI walks out the door and closes it behind himself. AEKA begins >to take off her wet clothes, CROW: All right! Strip scene! Woohoo! MIKE: Crow! TOM: Ah let him have his fun Mike. He's bored. >after each robe she takes off, she hangs >it over the edge of the log she is sitting on. She leaves on her >undermost robe, CROW: NOOO!!!!!! SAMANTHA: Gyah! What happened?! TOM: Oh Crow just realized that this scene didn't turn out the way he wanted. SAMANTHA: Oh. >and uses the towel to dry herself. > >In the shadows of the room, a furry figure is leaping around between >baskets of vegitables. It leaps behind basket to basket before >jumping over and landing on AEKA. In the light, we see that it was >RYO-OHKI, AEKA doesn't see this. She screams. MIKE: Well why else would she scream if something she didn't know jumped on her? >TENCHI hears AEKA's scream and opens the door and runs in. AEKA >rushes over and hold onto him, placing her head against his chest. CROW: Say.... SAMANTHA: No Crow. > AEKA > Oh Tenchi! There's something > in here! > >TENCHI looks back and forth until he sees RYO-OHKI poking her head >out from behind a basket of carrots. > > RYO-OHKI > Myaa? > > TENCHI > Oh, its only Ryo-Ohki. > > AEKA > Silly thing, scared me half to > death. SAMANTHA: Scared me so much I'm putting commas where they don't need to be. >AEKA slowly raises her head and sees that TENCHI is looking right >back at her. The both stare into each other for an uncomfortable >moment. > > TENCHI > Oh … > I guess I should go back outside. > >TENCHI heads for the door. He stops just before he's completely >outside. > > AEKA > Must be cold outside. > >TENCHI pauses and looks back at AEKA. > >Cut to the same room, an indeterminate amount of time later, TENCHI >is sitting looking into the fire. AEKA is a bit farther off to the >side, seeming to be staring off into nowhere. > > AEKA > I guess I must have > misunderstood When I saw you > with Ryouko I thought that you > were her friend. TOM: Must not pass out.... from run... on sentence.... > TENCHI > Well, I'm not. But I get the feeling > she wants something from me, or > from grandpa. She never did tell > me anything about herself, can > you, perhaps, tell me what you know? > You two seem to go back a long way. SAMANTHA: Not only is this guy slandering the script, but he can't even use commas and periods that well!! > AEKA > Yes, I suppose we do. You see, > about 700 years ago, she attacked > my home planet of Jurai … > >The screen blurs until we see the day RYOUKO attacked Jurai. MIKE: Whoa! The acids kicking in! > AEKA (V.O.) > I wasn't much younger than I am > now. She was on a rampage across > our planet. From the patrolling ships > orbiting our planet, she started her > attack. Every ship that crossed her > path was destroyed, and soon she > was on the planet surface. To our > surprise, she had broken the defense > field put up by our originating tree, > Tsunami. She caused massive > damage to all of the Royal Family > Trees, before someone was able > to stop her. CROW: Another totally made up scene brought to you by Adam Chris Leigh. MIKE: Actually Crow, that *did* sorta happen. CROW: Okay then, another totally *messed* up scene brought to you by Adam Chris Leigh. >The scene blurs again, and we see that same fight scene between >RYOUKO and young YOUSHO again. > > AEKA (V.O.) > My Brother Yousho was that person. > Using the Master Key, or Tenchi-Ken, > he fought her with all his might, finally > driving her off the planet. > >Cut to the shot of the planet with RYO-OHKI flying past the camera, MIKE: And hitting it. >finally blurring away and cutting back to the room with AEKA and >Tenchi. AEKA has the Tenchi-Ken in her hand. > > AEKA > But he wasn't finished. He took his ship, > the Funaho, and chased after Ryouko, > never to return again. The only thing I > have of his, is this sword, which he left > behind for some reason, and these > unusual gems that have been embedded > into the sword. TOM: No he did not leave it behind! He took the Master Key with him and used it to lock Ryoko up in that statis pod over sven hundred years ago! Damnit Adam! You saw the show! GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!!! CROW: Careful buddy. You're close to blowing again. SAMANTHA: Come on Tom! You can make it through this horrible piece of trash without blowing up. TOM: I'll try. >There is an uncomfortable silence. > > TENCHI > My grandpa used to tell me a story > about my ancestors. How they > came to this land and the fights they > used to have. He was always proud > of one story about a fight with a > Demon from another world. He said > that one of my Ancestors fought a > powerful Demon that came to Earth > one day. He said that he beat the > Demon and sealed it into the Masaki > cave, and by doing so, he gained > the Demon's power, which was sealed > in the Demon's gems that it wore, giving > him long life. MIKE: Oh no. SAMANTHA: I see what you mean. CROW: Hit the deck! TOM: ARGH! YOU IDIOT!!!!! YOUSHO DID NOT RECEIVE LONG LIFE FROM THE GEMS!!! HE RECEIVED IT FROM HIS JURAIN HERITAGE!!!! > AEKA > The Demon's gems? > > TENCHI > He said that the Demon would be > sealed as long as the gem he took > continued to power a magic seal > placed upon the cave. Grandpa > said the man's name was > Yousho. TOM: YOU CAN'T GET NOTHING RIGHT ADAM!!! ARGH!!!!! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!! >AEKA jerks her head towards TENCHI and gasps. She looks at the >Tenchi-Ken and wonders. There is another uncomfortable pause. > > TENCHI > Can I ask you a question? What > are you going to do now? > > AEKA > I'll search. You see, I have no way > to return to my planet now, so I'll > continue the search for my brother. > But it'll be difficult, because I have > no relatives on this alien planet. SAMANTHA: Oh no! Not again! MIKE: He seems to get this way whenever we get one of Adam's stories. CROW: What a sensitive fanboy. TOM: Shut up. > TENCHI > Its all my fault! I caused > all this. You can stay here as long > as you like. Besides, > I guess we're related too. > > AEKA > Yousho was my half-brother. Here > you might find it strange to marry > your brother, but on Jurai it is not. > Even though my parents arranged > it, I was happy with the decision. > But the thought of not being able > to share these feelings with him, > it's … it-- SAMANTHA: I can see why Tom blew his head. That second to last line is a complete contradiction of what he wrote in the beginning. >AEKA starts crying. MIKE: I'm in a crummy and contradictive fanfic and can't get out!!! > TENCHI > His ship must have crashed here > just like yours did. And he was > forced to … > >TENCHI stops, afraid to say something that would make AEKA more >sad. > > TENCHI > So, … cheer up. > Cheer Up, Aeka. > >AEKA stops crying and nods. > >RYO-OHKI comes over to TENCHI pulling a basket of carrots. CROW: It's a good thing that we're almost done here. Anymore of this guy's sentence structure and *my* head will explode. > RYO-OHKI > Myaa. > > TENCHI > What is it? > What, you want this Carrot? > >TENCHI pulls out a carrot and holds it up for RYO-OHKI. She jumps >up trying to get the carrot. He shakes the carrot above RYO-OHKI, >then throws the carrot over her head. SAMANTHA: Oh my god, he used a comma! > TENCHI > Hop! > >RYO-OHKI jumps over to the carrot and picks it up in her mouth. Her >eyes glisten with joy. AEKA giggles. > > TENCHI > Carrots, huh? Eat a lot of those > and you'll grow up to be a Space > Ship. > > RYO-OHKI > Myaa, myaaa! > >Cut to ADAM SAMANTHA: What was that? Cut Adam? MIKE: How did you do that? SAMANTHA: *My* trade secret. CROW: Anyhow, the author wrote cut *to* Adam. SAMANTHA: Sure. Take all the fun out of it. >standing by the sliding glass door looking out over the >ake. SASAMI and RYOUKO are sitting in the living room behind him. TOM: Plotting on a way of getting rid of the self inserted author before his ego grew too big. MIKE: Now that was dark. Your new head feeling better? TOM: Yes. > ADAM > Looks like the rain has stopped. > Maybe we should go out and see > where Aeka and Tenchi are. CROW: I suggested it and that means we're gonna do it!! > SASAMI > Good Idea! > > RYOUKO (V.O.) > Maybe Aeka has that sword with > her. Yeah, that’s it! SAMANTHA: BOO!! Ryoko would be more concerned that Aeka was going to steal Tenchi away from her then finding the sword! >A loud crash is heard off screen. > > MIHOSHI (O.S.) > Ooops. > > ADAM > I cleaned up after her last > time. It's someone else's turn. TOM: Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR MIHOSHI BASHING!!!! >ADAM opens the glass door and walks out, SASAMI and RYOUKO follow >close behind. MIKE: Quickly jumping back inside the house and locking the door, locking him outside. >Cut to TENCHI walking down a path with AEKA on his back, RYO-OHKI >is also close behind with a bundle of carrots strapped to her back. > > TENCHI > Would you like to see the Masaki > cave? Maybe we can find some > clues about Yousho. > >AEKA looks off to the side of the path. Cut to a large grove of >trees with one giant tree in the center. TOM: That's clearing Adam. The giant tree is in a small clearing! > AEKA > What's that? > > TENCHI > Oh, that’s the holy tree of the > Masaki shrine. Wonder stories > hang from it. One of the stories > say if you make a wish under a > full moon it'll come true. Another > story says that if you pray to it > you can make rain come. Would > you like to see it? > > AEKA > Yes. CROW: Maybe we can wis for Adam to have some proper english skills. >AEKA and TENCHI are standing by the giant tree, which is growing in >the middle of a pond with stepping stones all around it. > > AEKA > There is no doubt. This is Funaho. > > TENCHI > Funaho? > > AEKA > My brother's space ship. Remember > there was a tree like this inside of my > space ship. It is the heart of the > space ship. TOM: Repetition overload! > TENCHI > Wow, this turns into one of those > giant space ships? > > AEKA > No, this one has taken root, it can't > become a space ship anymore. MIKE: Naw, can't do it. We used up our quota of period and comma jokes already. >AEKA pulls the Tenchi-Ken out from under her robe and hits it against >the tree a few times. The end of the Tenchi-Ken sparks for a second and >the leaves of the tree begin to emit rays of multicolored light into >the pond. > > TENCHI > Wha -- What's happening? > > AEKA > This is the memory of the tree. > > TENCHI > The memory … > >Everything become inverted for a second, then it fades away and we >see YOUSHO's ship flying into orbit of Earth with RYO-OHKI. Funaho >fires off a bunch of shot at RYO-OHKI that hit the hull and cause big >explosions and the ship begins to crash. Funaho follows the ship down. CROW: Fortunetly, we didn't use up our quota of other jokes! TOM: Dem explosions make lots a things start to crash! > AEKA (V.O.) > That's my brother ship! > > TENCHI (V.O.) > And that’s Ryo-Ohki! > >Ryo-Ohki crashes in a giant supernova into the ground. MIKE: Writing assistance provided by Dr. Thinker. >Several >scenes flash by of Young YOUSHO and RYOUKO fighting. > > TENCHI (V.O.) > That must be Yousho. And look > at Ryouko, she looks scary. > >YOUSHO has one of RYOUKO's gems in his hand, and its fighting with >a normal sword. RYOUKO keeps making grabs at the gem YOUSHO >has in his hand. They are fighting in a deep crater. TOM AND SAMANTHA: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > TENCHI (V.O.) > This must be how the lake was made. > >RYOUKO makes a sweeping grab for the gem, we see YOUSHO raise his >sword up high and cut down off screen. Cut to YOUSHO standing next to >a large stone within the Masaki cave, he holds the gem out, then >sticks it into the stone where it becomes slightly embedded. SAMANTHA: If I start crying, will you hold me? TOM: Okay. > TENCHI (V.O.) > This must be the imprisonment that > Grandpa talks about. > >Cut to the outside of the cave, much later, a young TENCHI walks up >to the entrance of the cave. > > TENCHI (V.O.) > That’s me, I couldn't have been more > than five years old. > >Young TENCHI walks deep into the cave and comes up to the stone >that YOUSHO was at before. He looks at the gem and touches it. The >gem flares up and glows, separating itself from the stone, and >landing in TENCHI's hand. The stone then breaks apart, several >pieces of the rock landing on TENCHI, burying him. RYOUKO appears >in place of the stone and flys away. TOM: He's ruining the entire thing! SAMANTHA: CROW: Some guys have all the luck. > TENCHI (V.O.) > Oh, my. I released Ryouko from > her imprisonment. I am responsible. MIKE: No, the author is. He made it this way. CROW: Should the creator of Tenchi Muyo be rolling about in his grave? MIKE: But he isn't dead. CROW: Then this story will probably kill him. >The scene changes one last time to show older YOUSHO and NOBUYUKI >pulling TENCHI from the wreckage. YOUSHO takes the gem from TENCHI's >hand and secretly puts it in his robes. The images fade away into >nothing, the lights coming from the tree completely stop. AEKA and >TENCHI are standing by the tree still. > > AEKA > He is alive. I'm sure of it. If > Funaho is alive, then Yousho > must be alive as well. > I've been mean to you, I've been > harsh and I apologize. SAMANTHA: I could say something about how the memory of the tree practicaly gave Yousho's secret away but no one would listen. >AEKA holds out the Tenchi-Ken to TENCHI. > > AEKA > This is yours. > > TENCHI > I don't understand. > > AEKA > You are related to my brother > Yousho, the crown prince of > Jurai, by blood and I am asking > you if you would protect us > until he can be found. TOM: Hmmm. Should I put the period here... and the comma there.... Perfect! >TENCHI looks at the sword solemnly. > > SASAMI (O.S.) > Aeka! > >SASAMI walks across the pond using the stepping stones, RYO-OHKI >is on her shoulder. > > AEKA > Sasami. > > SASAMI > I was so worried about you. > > AEKA > I'm sorry to have troubled you, > did you come all this way by > yourself? > MIKE: And did you forget youir period again? CROW: SAMANTHA: CROW! That's sick! TOM: But you walked into that one Mike. And besides, I thought you said no more comma and period jokes? MIKE: I can't help it, this author is really getting to me. > SASAMI > Oh, no. Ryouko and Adam was > with us, and Ryo-Ohki led us > half the way. SAMANTHA: Ryoko had to get rid of some dead wood. Heh heh heh. > AEKA > Oh you are such a > silly thing aren't you? > > RYOUKO (O.S.) > Now, isn't this a friendly scene. > >RYOUKO appears with ADAM holding onto her legs. CROW: Well!!! Looks like *some* crazed otaku has been acting out their fantasy! >He slips off and >lands in the pond. When he resurfaces, RYOUKO stands on his head. MIKE: And the crowd goes wild! ALL: YAY!!!!!!!! > ADAM > That’s the last time I travel with > YOU Ryouko. > >ADAM stops and looks up at RYOUKO, who is on his head. > > ADAM > GET OFF! SAMANTHA: Whoa! Ease off the caffiene man. TOM: Jolt: Official drink of self insertion otakus everywhere. JAMIE: HEY!!! ALL: Gyah! TOM: Don't do that! JAMIE: Well don't diss Jolt! TOM: Geez sorry! JAMIE: >RYOUKO gives her evil grin and dissapears, then reappears next >to TENCHI. > > RYOUKO > Tell me Tenchi, why were you > with this unworthy girl this whole > time, huh? CROW: In order to get away from the author.... > TENCHI > Because I had to, Okay? Lady > Aeka hurt herself. > > RYOUKO > Hey, Tenchi! Looks like you > have yourself an interesting > sword there, mind letting me > see it? > > TENCHI > I don't think so Ryouko. I know > what your up to. > > RYOUKO > Up to? I'm not up to anything. > > TENCHI > Yeah, right. MIKE: Full Circle Part 3: The slandering of the script continues.... >ADAM walks up to them, soaking wet. > > ADAM > Did I miss a conversation? What > are you all talking about? MIKE: How to get rid of you. D'OH! Spoke out loud again. > AEKA > Lord Tenchi is related to me > by blood. > > RYOUKO > Uh-huh. Isn't that fascinating. > Well, if you won't even let me > see your sword, I'm outta here. > Sheesh, this is what you get for > trying to help someone. > >RYOUKO flies off and disappears. > > ADAM > Petty isn't she? ALL: GYAH!!!! SHUT UP!!! SHE ISN'T INTERESTED IN YOU!!!!!! CROW: The sad portrayal of a man with non life. > AEKA > I think its time we headed home > home now, come Lord Tenchi. > >AEKA drags TENCHI across the stepping stones. > > ADAM > Its never boring here, I'd have > to say that. TOM: Did we ask for your opinion? I don't think so! > SASAMI > No, not at all. > > RYO-OHKI > Myaa! > >SASAMI follows after AEKA and TENCHI. ADAM turns around and takes >another look at the tree. SAMANTHA: The tree then reaches out a branch and slaps him upside the head. > VOICE (V.O.) > She is a very interesting one. ALL: MIKE: Who said that? >ADAM spins around and searches for the source of the voice. > > VOICE (V.O.) > Her power will one day be great. > >ADAM continues to look around for the voice. CROW: The doctor said that the voices would stop after I started taking that new medication. > ADAM > What power? Sasami has power? > > VOICE (V.O.) > Yes. Her power is that of all Jurai, > it is merely being masked by her > youth. SAMANTHA: If this is who I think it is then I have a bad feeling about the rest of this series. > ADAM > What power? > > VOICE (V.O.) > You will see her power soon. But > you wont recognize her. But her > power wont be enough, that is why > I've sent you here. MIKE: Whoever the voice belongs to, that person in't very smart if they sent Adam. > ADAM > Sent me?! Who is this? > Who are you? How are you > responsible for my being here? > > VOICE (V.O.) > You made a deal with me. I would > call on you when needed. You > probably don't remember. CROW: Remember the number, 666? > ADAM > I don’t remember anything like that. > Who are you? > > VOICE (V.O.) > I am the one who is controlling your > fate now. You promised me you > would help me in places I couldn't > get to myself. It is very important > that you be here, now. I can't > tell you what to do, but you will know. TOM: So the voice ontrols his fate but does not tell him what to do.... Oh yeah. This makes allot of sense. SAMANTHA: It's like Dr. Thinker with good spelling. > ADAM > Why me? What did I do to deserve > this? MIKE: You're the self inserted character, you figure it out! > VOICE (V.O.) > When you have completed everything > that needs to be done, I'll return for > you. I can give you only a warning, > you are amidst beings of enormous > power, don't forget that you have none. CROW: I guess that means anyone in the Tenchi universe can kill him with no problem right? MIKE: That's dark. > ADAM > Wait! Who are you? What does all > that mean! WAIT! > >The camera pans backwards until ADAM is just a speck. Cut to space, >a large ship flies past, blanketing a planet in darkness. It changes >its course and points itself towards Earth. SAMANTHA: I sense foreshadowing Captain. MIKE: Nice impression. > TO BE CONTINUED… ALL: BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Authors Notes: > It is very important that you know something. While WE the readers knows >who YOUSHO is, the characters don’t. While I've always called Tenchi's >grandfather Yousho, it must be noted that Tenchi himself doesn't know that his >name really is Yousho, nor does anyone else in the story. TOM: So he finally explains this in the *third* chapter. > As is quiet obvious, this is different in MANY respects to the OAV Ep. 3 >that it was modeled after. First of all, Tenchi didn't meet Ryouko by >releasing her from the cave, he met her when she crashed into Earth after being >chased by Mihoshi. So I had to make up something that would explain how Ryouko >was imprisoned AND still was free to be chased by Mihoshi. ALL: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMANTHA: I already know this and yet, he still goes on. > Wondering where Yousho is hiding that third gem of his? Well, he needs it >to be near so that it can give power to his tree, Funaho. But we've never seen >him with the gem hanging from his ear. So where could that gem be? I guess >you'll find out in the next part. CROW: Pointing out the inconsistencies and errors in this fan fic is like trying to defend Bill Clinton in a sex scandal. > Concerning the Voice: This is one of the underlining themes in the Full >Circle series. The Voice made a deal with Adam when he was younger, somewhere >around the age of 16 or 17 (i.e. - the "Magical Girl" age), that he would do >tasks for the Voice that the Voice could not do itself. The younger Adam >thought that the Voice would call on him soon, it never did. Now that he's 22, >he's sort of forgotten about it. There IS a reason why the Voice chose Adam for >this, and why he accepted, but that's another story. MIKE: Which he will tell with excrciating, pain filled detail. > Oh, if you know anything about me as an author you can guess who the >Voice REALLY is. And if you aren't familiar with my works, I'll just tell you >now, that the Voice is Setsuna-san, better known as Sailor Pluto. ALL: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMANTHA: Oh dear god no! He's gonna be bringing the Sailer Scouts into this! TOM: Now look what you did Adam! You made Samantha cry! Grrrrr...... MIKE: Well I was going to wait to reserve this for a special occasion but it looks like I had better use it now. CROW: What is it? MIKE: You'll see. CROW: Come on. Lets go. ALL: (DOOR SEQUENCE) 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... Samantha cried into her arms, sat on the floor with Tom and Crow doing their best to comfort her. "It's all right Sam. The fan fic is over," Tom said. "I know! But the fact that he's bringing the scouts into this... It's too much," Samantha said, her sobs renewing. "Well you won't have to endure the next fan fic Samantha," Mike said. He came to stand beisde her and was holding Samantha's wrist teleporter in his hands. "Huh," the redhead replied. She looked up and saw the wrist teleporter. "Oh I wish I could use that but Dr. Forrestor put up that barrier thingy to prevent me from using it." "Not no more," Gypsy said, walking up beside Mike. "Me and Mike were working on it to get us all out of here but we realize that you need to get out of here the most." "Oh thank you Gypsy, Mike," Samantha said, standing up and taking the teleporter from Mike. "But how did you and Gypsy fix it so that I could teleport home so quickly?" "Ratliff plot device," Mike replied. "We'll miss you," Gypsy said. "And I'll miss you too Gypsy. Just take care of these guys." "And don't forget to come back and get us," Crow added. "I won't. And thank you Tom. You helped me the most through this," Samantha bent down and kissed the red robot on the dome. While Tom was hovering about like a drunken fool, Samantha activated the teleporter and disapeered in a flash of light. "Some bots get all the luck," Crow grumbled as he listened to Tom blabber incoherently. The red light flashed, indicating that the mads were calling. "Hello sirs," Mike said after he tapped the button. DEEP 13 "All right! Where is she? My sensors detected an unallowed transport off the satelite," the scientist demanded. Frank, standing behind Dr. Forrestor and looking grim, nodded his head in agreement. SATELITE OF LOVE "Oh that was just Samantha leaving the ship," Gypsy replied. DEEP 13 "ARGH! And you didn't stop her? Ah right! That's it! You'll be getting a real stinker of a fan fic next time! Frank! Push the button!" "Yes Clayton," Frank replied, tapping the button. BLIP!!!!! FWOOOSSHHH!!!! \ / \ / \ / 0 / \ / \ / \ ________________________________________________________________________ I'm not sure as to what my next fan fic will be but I hope it'll be even more worst then this one was. Sure it was self insertion but the author did not really do anything except contribute needless talk and inform us that great pain is about to come. I hope I did a good job on that bit of artwork up there. Send any C & C to: xwing@perf.bc.ca