§--> Turn off your life <--§ (and Listen to Metallica...) The Armageddon Prophecy- MSTied!! By John "CrowBar" Hurst Original Copy by PyroDrac@aol.com Website: http://members.xoom.com/CrowBar/index.html Epidsode 104 It may be best if you download it and read it on your HD. This is my 4th MSTing, and my first multi-part one. I have decided to make a real good MSTing here....no matter how long it takes! I totally screwed up on this thing a couple of times but I did it! Now I can sit down, watch Crow T. Robot say 'Bite Me' and/or Tenchi Muyo in Love. Lets get to it! But First...... ______________________________________________________________________________ COPYRIGHTS! MST3K and everything of it is owned by Best Brains, Inc. Iria is a part of it's respective company. Tenchi muyo is a part of Pioneer and AIC Ranma 1/2 is a part of it's repective company Ronin Warriors is a part of it's respective company Sailor Moon is owned by DiC? Project A-ko is a part of it's respective company The original story belongs to PyroDrac@aol.com. It is not intended to hurt him, just his story ()-). I HAVE YOUR REPLY...so you can't flame me. ______________________________________________________________________________ Sattelite of Love, 4:35:26 EST The Sattelite of Love was odd and quiet this day. Crow and Tom were in the holocabana while Mike was doing something near the movie sign area. So Iria decided to take the tour of this ship and just walked around. Gypsy was cleaning up a small section of the ship and happened to see Iria walk around the bend near her. She has seen her several times, yet she has never really said hi or anything. So she took this as a chance to do so. "Uhh... Hi" said Gypsy, walking up to Iria. "I'm Gypsy" "Hey!" said Iria. "The names Iria." "So your the new gal huh?" asked Gypsy. "Yeah... I guess" replied Iria simply. "What do you do around here while we are in the movie theater anyway?" "I just play around the HoloCabana thing or clean around." said the purple almost vaccum. "Uhh..." Iria started, "I've heard a lot about the HoloCabana, but I've actually never seen it yet. What do those bots do in there?" "Come and I'll show you!" Gypsy replied as she guided her to the HoloCabana. And this was probably the wrong time to do so. Along the way, Iria noticed a small initial with something about 6.7 on it. Crow and Tom where in there as their fantasies with girls. And I am not going into detail about it. Tom was with one and Crow was with one as well. "Well, thanks for your time, Mrs. Apple" said Crow. "Anytime, sweetheart" said the holographic Fiona Apple. While everything wasn't real on the SOL's HoloCabana, Crow took it to be real. Around this time, Gypsy turned on a monitor that shows what is happening to the outside of the chamber. Iria peeked into it. "Why...those Hentai's" smierked Iria. "Yep... this is what they do 99% of the time in there" said Gypsy, hitting a button that went to Cam 2. This cam showed Tom Servo with another gal. " WHAT THE? How can I program something in there?" asked Iria. "Simple, just say it on this microphone" Gypsy replied, pulling out a small microphone, alot like the ones you saw in the Empire Strikes Back (You know like in the Cloud City scenes where Lando uses the small mic to evacuate the city?). "Allright, I want..." she started as Gypsy turned to cambot. "We'll be right back people," said Gypsy. [Commercial Sign] ******************************************************************************** ******************************** [Commercial Scene: Graveyard] Narriator: Are you tired of messy funerals? Just look at the ground [Camera shows body parts coming out of the ground] Narriator: If you are tired of these funerals, come to McDonalds and have a Apple Pie. [A-ko comes onto the scene for no reason] A-ko: What the HELL does McDonalds have to do with Funerals? Narritor: Well, it's a simple deal: You eat our special 99 cents apple pie and you get full funeral arrangements! A-ko: But.... Narriator: Act Now, before this deal is gone! A-ko: Thats it!! [A-ko punches out the camera and grabs the Narritor beside the camera guy. She does several wrestling moves and knocks him out. A-ko then just walks away.] ******************************************************************************** ******************************** "There" said Iria. "That should teach those bots." "What are you gonna do to them" finnally asked Gypsy. "Pure Torture until they get out of the chamber" smerked Iria. Iria was right. Both Crow's and Servo's 'Holo' gal morphed into Barbra Striesand. "AHHH!" as if by simultanious yelled the two bots. Then, suddenly, a 'Holographic' version of Iria apperared. "What did you do, Iria" asked Crow. Holo Iria said nothing. Instead, she aimed a Z-1 gun from 5th Element at them. She aimed and hit the Flame Thrower button. End of HoloProgram..... Crow and Servo came running out of the room coughing. "Damnit, Iria!" said Servo. "Why did you do that?" asked Servo, pretty much pissed off. "To teach you guys a lesson" replied Iria. "You guys deserved it" added Gypsy. The red Light flashed. The 3, Iria, Crow, and Servo went on. "Oh, By the way, thanks" said Iria, stopping and turning around. "No prob" replied Gypsy. Iria continued to run toward the main deck. Mike was already there and talking to Dr.F. And he knew something was up with Dr.F with his odd smile. "So...how about you go first with the invention exchange, Doc?" asked Mike. "Nono, I insist that you go first, Mike." said the Diabolical Doc. "Well, allright." Iria and the two bots came running in. "Hey guys. What happened to you two" He said while looking at Crow and Servo. "It's a long story" said Crow. "Let's say the invention now." Iria held up a small device that was on a small keychain. "This is the mini-hardrive" replied Mike. "We know how people wish they could take more than 1 ioMega disk full of stuff, so we made this thing. What it does is that you put this into a disk drive and you get 1 terabyte of memory." "A small advance" said Dr.Forrester. "Now my invention is called the Ultima Weapon. I stole the name from FF7, but who cares!?! This invention goes on your computer and you can blast any person on America Offline through a small laser through the modem. Also, it can be fired as a Ki Blast at a unexpecting victim!!" "Don't remind us on Ki Blasts" said Servo "Well, I'll explain what I'm doing with it later. Here is your next Diabolical Scheme to make you Crazy!! It's called Armageddon Prophecy by Pyrous. Good Luck!! MWHAHA" "Screw you..." said Iria. The yellow light flashed before she could say anything else. "WE GOT FANFIC SIGN" shouted Mike entering the theater with the others. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [Door 6: It's a Tetris game. You play for a couple of minutes, get addicted and buy the Game Boy version to go on.] [Door 5: It's a TV showing Barney and Friends. You get a sledgehammer, break it and go on.] [Door 4: It's a portal. You enter it to continue.] [Door 3: It's a stack of Metallica CD's. You take one and continue on.] [Door 2: It's a pic of Oscar. You ram through it.] [Door 1: It's a small vault. It turns to the right and you continue.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ Crow: You change the doors, Mike? Mike: Yep! Iria: So thats what you were doing this whole time. Tom: I thought you were looking at my Jenny Mcc (Iria turns to Servo).... Err I mean looking at the wooding on the floor!!! Iria: Much better.... >_____________________________________________________________________________ Crow: Yeah... Read between the lines, kiddo. Tom: We are already dark today huh? Crow: Yep! Armed and ready! >This is Part 1 of The Armaggedon Prophoecy Iria: Of 4,869,028 Mike: .2! >The Tenchi Muyo!, Ramana 1/2, Ronin Warriors, Sailor Moon, Project A-ko >Fanfiction ALL: (stare in shock) Tom: Is that possible??? Crow: in the world of bad fanfics...yes >Warning this Chapter Contains references to one of the WORST TV SERIES IN >HISTORY: BATTLE STAR GALACTICIA Mike: Battle Star Galactica? I've heard of Battlestar Galactica, but not that. Iria: This is gonna be a long one (Hands Mike a snickers bar) Crow: Hey! What about us!?! Tom: We can't eat.... we are bots....remember? Crow: OH YES WE CAN! Now, can I have a Snickers Bar... Iria: If you guys shut up (Hands the bots two bars) Crow: WOOHOO! >Well come to my fanfic It is not an official story but it is a good story I Mike: Wish... >think. So sit back and enjoy while I hammer out sevral more chapters and watch >reruns of Anime Series like Tanchi Muyo! Tom: Ahh yes... the late series Tanchi Muyo! It stared a guy who had a gun and killed everyone... beutiful story.. Crow: That was just a spelling error, Servo Tom: How come you ruin all my jokes. Crow: Because you can't strangle me. Your arms don't work. Tom: Oh....Wha? > and late seventies American TV >series, like Battlestar Galactica. Enjoy. Iria: Or not! >It begins >Chapter 1 to Armageddon Prophecy >By: Pyrous Crow: Chapter 2: It ends! Bye! (Starts to leave) Mike: Oh no you don't! (Holds Crow Back) Mike: Pyrous the Pirate... Warrior of the... fishing tank... >It was still and quiet in the Masaki residence, which is a rare occurrence >except at this time, for it was still early and not a Tom: Sandwhich? Crow: A Mihoshi? Iria: That was mean, Crow. Mike: Kilrathi? Crow: Have you been playing Wing Commander 3 again Mike? >soul was awake. Tom: The readers on the other hand were dead and lifeless zombies. > Washuu >was sleeping quite soundly in her soft bed. ALL: NO!! IT'S TURNING INTO A LEMON!!! > No one could have predicted what >happened next. Mike: Washu will yell 'NOOOOO'! > "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Washuu screamed as she woke in a >cold sweat. Everyone Besides Mike: (They stare at Mike) Mike: What? Crow: Did someone play a joke on her or something? Mike: CROW!!! Crow: That was not sick Mike... Unless she.. Iria: Don't say it. Crow: If you say so ma'am. > Washuu looked around her at the rest of the room. Still and Mike: Dead... >quite not a rustle, not a stir came from the shadows. "How could this be," >She asked herself holding her forehead feeling the cold cool sweat running >down her cheek, "It seemed so convincing. Iria:(Washu) That scam dealist. He gave me a good work at home job! Crow: I don't think Washu would fall for that. > Nothing happened you took care of >that thousands of years ago. Did I?" ALL: Lemme think.... NO! >_______________________________________________________________________ Tom:(Pyrous) I bough 4 tetrads and damnit, I'm gonna use them! >Later that day the sun rose over the hills and shined on the small house as >day greeted it once again. Iria: (Narriator) But the sun was mad and it decided to burn down the house Crow: Feeling dark, Iria? > At the breakfast table of the Masaki house every >one was sitting at the table eating what else but breakfast. Everything was >quite for once in the millennium. The reason is for some reason today Ryoko >was sleeping in. Crow: (Tenchi) I gotta get something in Ryoko's room... Mike and Iria: CROW!!! Tom: He would never try to do that..... would he? Iria: Offstage maybe. > As every one ate little did they know of the experience >about to unfold. Mike: Tenchi had a full house and Sasasmi was needing a Ace... Iria: You know, Ryoko just had to fold...you can never unfold in Poker. Well That full house also helped in it. > Ryoko came running down at a lightning speed in her bath >robe screaming. Tom: (Ryoko) They took my Pantene Pro V! >"My god, you guys there is burglar in the house!" said Ryoko abnormally >frightened as she interrupted everyone's small talk. Iria: Couldn't Ryoko FRY the burglar? Crow: Then there wouldn't be a plot. >"A Burglar!" everyone at the table said in unison. >"Yes, and he's got Mihoshi!!!" Ryoko said. Mike: If you say anything, Crow... Crow: What? Mike: Same to you, Tom. Tom: What? >"What's up?" Mike: The sky... Iria: Taxes... Crow: Movie Budgets... Tom: The Trash Dump this fanfic is on.... >Mihoshi asked coming into the room with a man with oddly cut blue >hair and a scar on his face. Crow: Bill Clinton? Mike: No... Bill Clinton has white hair and has too many *other* scars... Crow: Oh....EWW!! >"What the?" Aeyka said, "Ryoko, this burglar of yours is in A GALAXY POLICE >UNIFORM!!!" Mike: (Ryoko) EXACTLY!! >"I was groggy," Ryoko replied, "I didn't know." Tom: (Geraldo) Tonight on Geroldo, people who see different stuff but then it's not true and they say they are groggy and they didn't know. Iria: (Some Odd Person) A UFO landed in my backyard, then it was a Valu-Jet Plane... I was groggy at the time. >"Uhhh... Mihoshi,"The visitor said to Mihoshi already sitting at the table and >eating, "weren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" Crow: (Mihoshi) Actually, no...Remember I hired you to kill them! Tom: You and Iria are especially Dark today. >"What? Oh... everyone this is Kale, my new partner," Mihoshi started as >Kiyone stared with a gleam in her eyes, Tom: (Kiyone) Oww!!! Cut the sunlight out! It hurts! >"Kale this my old partner Kiyone, my >friends Ryoko, Aeyka and Sasami." Iria: They didn't show anything that would show how Kiyone and Mihoshi got seperated. Mike: Just Smile and nod, Iria. >"Forgetting someone," Kale said pointing at Tenchi, "Or is he some passer by?" Tom: (Mihoshi) He's not improtant. He's only the main charecter of the series. >"Oh yeah, that's Tenchi," Mihoshi said as she some what popped up with her >hands clasped and her eyes shut for a second, "He's another good friend." Crow: Does Mihoshi hate Tenchi or something? Mike: I'll repeat it again... Just smile and nod. >"Aeyka what time is it?" Tenchi asked, Crow: (Aeka) Time for some *Fun*! Mike: Crow... >"I said I would have a talk with Yousho >today and I don't want to be late." Crow: He has a special friend for me up there. Mike: Now that was just plain sick. Iria: Can I please blow his head off? Mike: Wait until later. >_________________________________________________________________________ Crow: He has been playing WAYYY to much Tetris...he already has 3 lines! >Up at the Masaki shrine Iria: Yosho was playing poker with Nobyuki and Gungho... Crow: Why Gungho? Iria: I don't no.. Mike: (Yosho) I'll take your two and raise it by 5 Crow: (Gungho) And I got a royal flush! HAha! Iria: (Nobyuki) Well... I'll kick your ass with my Kick-yo-ass style karate! That beats a Royal Flush! Bots: (Make Toilet Flushing sounds) >Yousho was sitting at a small table drinking tea when a shadow caught his eye. >'It was nothing, it can't be' He looks around him. "Tenchi is that you?" he >says. Tom: (Tenchi) Nah.... It's the easter Bunny!! WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? >"Sorry but Tenchi's not here at the moment but please a message for your next >of kin so that they may her your last words old man!!" A voice like a vulture >booms. Crow: (Yosho) Yeah.... Tenchi, you are not getting any of my fortune and I'm gonna make your life a living hell by giving it to the cat. >Yousho looks around him for the origin of the voice. Mike: But the voice was born in Alaska.... Tom: That doesn't make any sense.. Crow: Just smile and nod, like he always say. Mike: Hey! >"Nice one but I will kill him with extreme prejudice," a dragon like voice >booms. Iria: Boom...shakalaka? Mike: Please.... This is a No Oscaring Room Bots: Yeah... >"Who are you, show yourselves!" Yousho cries. Crow: (Starts to talk) Iria: (Stares at him....with a shotgun) Crow: Ok.... I won't say it... >"Okay dokay, if you really want," a cackling voice cries, "Dark Knights reveal >your true colors!!" Iria: But it's black! We already are in our true colors!! >Three armored figures move from the shadows into view. One was dressed as a >vulture but in ninja style. ALL: (Singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Wierdos.... > The second was that of a porcupine with a foil in >each hand. The third as a dragon brandishing a long sword. "What, not only >do you hide behind shadows but as warriors of honor?" Yousho questions, "But >I'm not afraid to fight honorable." Crow: (Yosho) I'll show you how I fight honerable Iria: THAT'S IT!! (Blows off Crow's heads with the shotgun) Tom: WOAH!!! >The Dragon steps forward. "Da names blaze, don't forget it for it is going to >be the last name you hear old man!" Tom: (Yosho as Cartman) And I'm gonna kick you in da nutz!! >The dragon says. He tosses Yousho out of >the temple and to the foot of the stairs. He signals to his partners, they in >turn destroy the shrine. Crow: (back with new head) Destroy the Shrine of Oscar! Tom: Hey Crow...back already? Mike: Destroy the herm!!! Magic Voice: Go Dark Knights! Crow: (Dude from Mars Attack) ANHILLATE! KILL! KILL! KILL!!! >_________________________________________________________________________ ALL: HE HAS A TETRAD!! HORAYY!! Magic Voice: You guys need to get off the Tetris Holocabana Program... >A large boom emanates from the Masaki shrine and it collapse to the ground. Iria: Killing Kenny in the process Magic Voice: And also that South Park Holo Program. >Tenchi and the rest look on in horror. Tenchi looks at the rest of the house >hold, "We must go up there, Yousho might be in trouble." Tom: So... a church falls down and they think Yosho MIGHT be in trouble? Mike: Could be. >"Man I really want to ruff up the guys who did this." Ryoko said. >"I don't want to lose Yousho again," Aeyka said. Crow: (Aeka) He's my man.. Mike: Crow...I suggest you stop that before I hurt you. >"What creeps," Sasami cried. Tom: They dug right into my Bento Box full of snacks! Others: (Start turning green) Crow: I WOULDN'T EVEN TOUCH THAT! Mike: I'll make you call Tsunmi if you do that again, Tom. Tom: I'll be good. >"What happened?" Mihoshi cried. >"Desecrating a church, How vile!" Kale cried. Iria: Looks like the author got a Thesaurus. >The group speed toward the shrine to check the damages and see if Yousho was >okay. They made their way up the stairs to the foot of the shrine. They >gazed in shock. Mike: It was the energizer bunny destroying the church... Crow: We must pay respect to all those who lost to the Energizer Bunny. >"Ah..More fuel for the fire," Blaze laughs, "My work will be slow and painful, >for you that is!!! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Tom:(Blaze) It will cost $49.95 to do it though. >"What did you do to Mister Masaki!!!" Kale said cutting everyone else off. Crow: (Blaze) He owed me money! I sent him in the woodchipper! Mike: (Blaze) I turned all of his questions into excalmatory senteces!! Iria: (Blaze) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Crow: I think Iria is getting the hang of this. >"What does another weak old man mean to you. He will be happy were he is," >Quills said with a cackle to his voice. Tom: (Tenchi) Why...did he go to Happy World Land without me? (pretends to sob) >Tenchi powers up the Tenchiken and with extreme hatred slashes at Blaze with >tears forming in his eyes. Iria: (Tenchi) YOU KILLED HIM! YOU KILLED KENNY!!!! Crow: Uhh... Did you watch South Park, Iria? Iria: Yep...and Loved it! >Blaze dodges every attack with great skill and >dexterity, and thus comes back with a Tom: Hamster... Mike: Doom CD Iria: Cybernetic Fox? Others: (Shudder) >parry knocking Tenchi off his feet like >a trainee. Crow: (Drill Sargent) YOU WILL HATE THIS FIC! YOU WILL RUN LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AT THE SITE OF THIS FIC, IS THAT CLEAR? Others: YES, DRILL SARGENT! >"Is that all you got boy?" Blaze laughs, "How's this for ya'.......... FLARE >OF HA..........." Mike: HA HA? Crow: I noticed something about the Home Alone 3 movie. Tom: What? Crow: Think of the initials man! HA3. HA times 3 is HA HA HA Others: OHHHHH!! >Before Blaze could finish the maneuver another warrior knocks him on his back. >His armor shines with magic, Tom: Because he used Duracell Ultra... >and appears like a Japanese ogre. Magic Voice: WarCraft! ALL: Wha??? Magic Voice: Never Mind... > The mask >figure wastes no time helping Tenchi up on his feet. >"Who are....." Blaze stops his question and then shouts, "Kale of Corruption, >PREPARE TO MEET THE FURY OF A DARK KNIGHT!!!!!" Iria: What the? Tom: So Kale is gonna kill Tenchi? Or is Kale gonna.... Crow: DUCK AND COVER!! (Tom's head explodes) Iria: Oh great.... >If your like me your wondering; 'Why hasn't Ryoko cleaned everyone's clock by >now?' Mike: Actually, we are wondering when this will end? Do you know? > It's because she can't. You heard me everyone's favorite space pirate >CAN'T BEAT SOMEONE!!!! >WAIT!!!!! I HAVEN'T EXPLAINED WHY YET!!!! Crow: (Author) You can't handle the truth!! >Here is the missing scene from when Tenchi ran after Blaze: >"I'LL BEAT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID YOU STUPID FOREIGNER!!!"Ryoko screams >charging >fist first at Blaze when.... Iria: Barney came and a whole load of kids ran over her. Tom: (Coughing...also has new head) Mike: Are you allright, Tom? Tom: Yeah... >"You can't do that Ryoko. Tenchi, Kale, and Yousho must fight this one alone," >suddenly a darkhaired, young woman in a ancient Japanese monk robe appear in >front of her. Crow: (Ryoko) Screw off, bitc*! Iria: WOAH! Crow T. Robot....Calm down!! >"I'm not listening to some..... say you know you remind me of a monk," Ryoko >said pleasant voice, "But Tenchi going to get.... you said Yousho and Kale?" >"Yes, I did," The woman answers. Mike: (Women) You are not needed her, Ryoko. Go and make dinner and poison the enemies! Crow: (Ryoko) But you said I wasn't needed here. Mike: (Women) Never Mind that! Just make the Ramen Noodles!! Tom: Geez... all 3 of them are dark today. >"What good is a Galaxy Police Trainee?" Ryoko is now staring the woman >straight in the eyes. Tom: (Women) Nothing really... I just thought of that as a random thought. >"He wasn't always a Galaxy Police Officer, just look," The woman Points to the >field of battle at a strange armor warrior that's armor looks like a Japanese >ogre. >"What the?" Ryoko said in a puzzled way. Iria: It's Rin Tin Tin! Crow: Where did you get Rin Tin Tin outta this? Iria: Well, isn't Kale a dog's name? Tom: I don't think so... Iria: Oh well. >The mask figure wastes no time helping Tenchi up on his feet. >"Who are....." Blaze stops his question and then shouts, "Kale of Corruption, >PREPARE TO MEET THE FURY OF A DARK KNIGHT!!!!!" Mike: I have great memories of this... >.......And now your up to speed....... Crow: Actually...we upt from Snail Pace to Turtle Pace. >"So Dark Knights' are what you curs call yourselves. Tom:(Dark Knight) No... We call ourselves the Happy Purple Elves.... OF COURSE WE ARE THE DARK KNIGHT! > Now face the fury of the >armor of obedience!!" Iria: Sit! Mike: Lie Down! Tom: Speak! Heel! Repeat the first line of 'Amazing Grace'! >Kale says as he raises his sword and swings his sword to >his side pointing out all the way, "BLACK LIGHTNING STRIKE!!!" >Black bolts of lightning stream from the sword toward the opponent and clear >rubble behind them. Crow: But of course...hence the name. Mike: The rubble was made by expensive styrofoam. > Pushing a side some rubble it cleared to a table which >Yousho was forced to lie under. He got from underneath gazed at his shrine >and looked his enemy. Iria: Say and die you two.... Bots: What!? What? > "You come here destroy my shrine nearly kill me, and >now, now you attack my family!! I've never been so enraged in MY LIFE!!" Tom: Oh Great... you pissed of Mr.Hat!! >Yousho screams. Crow: (Yosho) SUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGEEEE!!! >"Oh god,"Quills mutters, Mike: They killed kenny! Iria: You bastards! Magic Voice: Allright....enough with the South Park Jokes. Crow: (Mr. Mackey, Mocking Magic Voice) South Park jokes are bad, mkay? Magic Voice: Hey stop it! Tom: (Stan's Mackey impresion) We won't do it again, Mr.Mackey, Mkay? Crow:(Mackey) Mkay Magic Voice: Stop it! Iria: (Kyle's Mackey Impresion) Mkay Crow:(Mackey) Mkay Magic Voice: STOP! Mike: (Cartman's Impresion): Mkay? Crow: (Mackey still) Mkay. Magic Voice: (mumbles) > "ANIMALIA!" >Suddenly the man dressed in porcupine armor changed into a porcupine man in >armor. Tom: Gee... not much of a difference there! > He looks around him and laughs. "Now show them who you really are >Dark Knights,"Quills screams, "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Crow:(Quills) I'm laughing at my own rediculous costume!! >"Shut up, I give the orders here and I order you to do what ever you can to >kill these insignificant pups," Blaze screams as he is blocking sword strikes >from Yousho. Mike: Don't say a thing, you two... Bots; What? What? >"I got an idea....." Grayhawk sneared. Iria: (Grayhawk) We go to the authors house and delete ourselves from the fanfic! Crow: Or the opponets. >He gazed at his opponents. He drew Tom: Snappy the turtle!! >his sword Tom: Well... he should've drawn Snappy! Crow: Tomas...calm down! Tom: DON'T CALL ME TOMAS!!! Crow: Hehehe.... > and scream, "Hear the cry of the heavens, feel the sting of my >starlight sword..." Iria: (Grayhawk) Oww! Oww!! I didn't mean on me! >"WHAT!!!!!"screamed the young woman in the monk uniform, "HE STOLE MY >TECHNIQUE, NO ONE STEALS MY TECHNIQUE!!!" Magic Voice: Oh great! He pissed off Mr. Hat!! ALL: Don't make up South Park jokes. Magic Voice: (Mackey Impersonation) MKAY. You guys did it too! >"She looks pissed," Aeyka said taking a step back and pulling Sasami away from >the young woman. Tom: Aeka's out of charecter, isn't she? Crow: Thats Aeyka according to this fic. Tom: I don't care. >"Ryoko, you can attack now but don't stop me from massacring that little >vulture Grayhawk," The young woman remarked. >"Who?" Ryoko asks staring at the young woman. Mike: (Women) The big ugly hawk ninja guy! >"The ninja, just beat somebody okay!!!" The young woman snapped. >"Okay," Ryoko said as she and the young woman launch at the three dark >knights. Crow: But that failed quickly, as everyone died from GrayHawk's move. The End. (Starts walking out) Mike: Oh no you don't. You are going to suffer with us. > Tenchi and Kale had by this time held back quills for Ryoko to zip >in and punch him into a wall. Crow: Shameless Plug #65: AAA Wrestling. > Kale then turned his attention to Grayhawk that >had turn into a winged ninja and was out maneuvering the young woman. Tom: (Grayhawk) Lemme show you a few meneuvers.... Iria: Now that is just plain sick.... > He came >down with a quick slash and clipped the wing of the fling man. The young >woman then jumped on Grayhawk and was beating him into the ground. Mike:(Women) Never....steal...my..NABISCO....SNACKS! > Everyone >at that point looked for Yousho and Blaze. >"Ma'Lady Kayura are you okay?" Kale asked the young woman. >"Yes Kale. I don't know what made me flip like that. I haven't done that >since the reign of the dynasty." Kayura replied. Suddenly a roar came from >farther up the hill. Magic Voice: They Must have killed kenny... Mike: You told us to stop Magic Voice....you must stop also. Magic Voice: But I like that show!! Tom: You can make some in part two. Magic Voice: Allright...l >"What was that?" Tom: That was just... (Singing) The Birds and The Bees and The Clouds and the Trees... Iria: Hey! Stop that wussie song! >Tenchi shouted at the group. Mike: But Metallica stopped that from happening Bots:(Singing) What I feel, What I've known. Turn the Pages, Turn to stone! >They all looked up the mountain >to see Yousho and Blaze in a duel, but blaze appeared as a dragon man in >armor. Tom: I thought he already was a dragon man in armor. Crow: Just smile and nod. >"Yousho..."They all screamed. Iria: (Tenchi) You left the oven on! >The battle ragged on for some time. Crow: So Grayhawk and Tenchi had a spot of tea and exchanged tactics. > Neither side made any attempt to >interfere. Blaze was skilled and was delivering blows with awesome skill and >speed. Yousho was blocking and parrying to the best of his ability and was on >the edge of defeat. "I will destroy you old man. With the blaze of the >ages........FLARE OF DRAGONS!!!!!" Mike: And Yosho is turned into a baby! Tom: Huh? Mike: Never mind. > Suddenly the land began to shake and the >sky turned black. From the end of Blazes' sword came a mighty flare that >knocked Yousho off his feet. Crow: That would also be called a TRIP. > Yousho now on the ground could do nothing, he >was completely at the mercy of this merciless creature. "Say good bye to your >universe gramps," Blaze cackles as he points the sword down to thrust it into >the man's chest. Suddenly a flash of blue light cut down ward on Blaze and >across his chest. Tom: It's the amazing RANDO!! > Blaze stumbled and gazed at his attacker, it was Tenchi >holding the Tenchiken with an angry look on his face. > "This can't be, Mike:(Blaze) I had a free ticket to the water park and it expired!! >DARK >RAVEN I HAVE FAILED YOU MY LORD!!!" Iria: (Blaze) I got a 'F' in math, science, and industrial tech! > Blaze screamed at the top of his lungs, >"Dark Knights, Retreat. This not the last you will see of me Emperor Tenchi, >your army will not defeat Dark Raven." And with that the three dark knights >dis appeared into thin air. Tom: But they accedently vanished into a area someone was in and was Telefragged... > The team survaded the damage and looked at each >other. Mike: (Butthead) You know what, Beavis? Crow: (Beavis) What? hehehe. Mike: (Butthead) This sucks Iria: I would agree with Beavis and Butthead more than ever one that. >"What now the temple is destroyed, the rubble is every where, what can we do?" >Kale said naively. Tom: MAYBE CLEAN IT UP!! Crow: Tom...calm down. >"I could rebuild it for you in, ohh... an hour or so," Washuu had just come >up the stairs she had been monitoring the fight from her lab, "Miss Kayura, >long time no see. I remember your father, he helped me with Talpa five >thousand years ago." (All 4 blink at the screen) Iria: Do you have any idea what that just said. Others: NO. >"Yes I'll fill you in on the details later but can you repair the shrine >Goddess Washuu," Kayura asks. >"Yes and it's not Goddess Washuu it's Washuu Chan..," Washuu Corrects. Iria: (Kayura) Allright Goddess Washu Tom: Thats Washuu according to the fic Iria: Whatever. >_________________________________________________________________________ Crow: It's not possible to have a 5 lines in a row in Tetris, you know.. Mike: Would you knock it off with the Tetris jokes Tom: (Hums the Tetris Theme A...the addicting one) Mike: (Groans) >Ten thousand years ago in the system of the gray star Tom: Nothing happened! Good Night Crow: Oh really? (Starts to leave) Mike: Don't think so! (restrains Crow) >A shogun magi known only as Dark Raven emerged >His only thought was to destroy the Universe >Only to create his own and be hailed as a god Iria: But that drastically failed and he set up a successful international company! Crow: If he set up a sucess Company.. Tom: Known world wide... Bots: AHHH!! MICROSOFT!! HE DID SUCEED IN HIS WISH!! >His selfish wish would go on unfulfilled >The magi was soon chased by three goddess >In an attempt to save the universe Mike: but it failed, and the Goddess made Macintosh! Bots: NOOO!! >No one could figure out how he would do it >But they knew it required three planets Tom: Pluto, Mercury, and Uranus Crow: Can you just imangine the god Uranus in roman times saying that? Mike:(Uranus) I am the god Uranus and you will do as I command Iria: (Snickers) >Juria; Earth; And the Planet of the gray star >In his haste the magi was corner on earth Iria: And given a time out. >He was then sealed by the three goddesses >To spend eternity on this primitive planet Mike: Tom... explain this for us. Tom: Well, I'll be glad to. You see, everyone thinks that we are primitive because there are more superior beings out there that are more advanced. Earth would be seen as a primitive planet and therefore be enslaved. Other: (Claps) >But it was this that sparked mans rise in power >This divine intervention started the rise of a race that >Would ultimately destroy this prison some time in the future >As to stop this the goddesses spoke that >If the prison is to break five groups of heros Mike: Bones. Crow: Heart. Tom: Spirit. Iria: You know what... thats a grammer error Bots: Crap. >Would come together to stop Dark Raven >And end the Armageddon Prophecy >Forever Tom: Thus the name. >_________________________________________________________________________ Crow: (Hums Tetris Theme B) >"Akane wake up, Tom: I... Iria and Mike: NO! Tom: Ok... >it's such a beautiful day outside and you shouldn't spend it >sleeping," Kasumi yells up the stairs. >"Do I have to, can't I enjoy the day better if I'm comfortable?" Akane yells Crow: This is just full of very very bad riffs! Iria: So don't say anything and you will be fine. >back from her bed. >"Yes that is kind of true, but you have school pictures today," Kasumi yells >back. >"What!" Akane yelled. ALL: SHE SAID YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURES TODAY! >"Ya, Akane and if we don't get there fast we'll be at the end of the line with >the all the greasy losers, wait that's right where you belong," Ranma shouts >up the stairs. Suddenly a large chair comes fling down from the top of the >stairs and just misses Ranma. Mike: Welcome to the ROYAL RUMBLE of Ranma 1/2 charecters Tom: In this corner, we have Ranma and Genma, and in this Akane and her FOOD! Iria: Don't EVER say that to Akane....trust me on that. >"Don't they get along great they make a perfect couple," Kasumi remarks >without a hint of sarcasm. Crow: Who is she talking to? >_________________________________________________________________________ >"JAWS YOU DRUNK'IN SLOB GET UP!!!" a voice booms from a small room. A man >dressed like an Amazon fur trapper gets up and whips himself off. >"What is it, did Blaze fail again?" The man answered. Mike:(Voice) Yeah, I demoted him to C-ko food tester. Magic Voice: Don't get him mixed up with me. >"Yes, but I have a different job for you," I shadowy figure says, "Ever hear >of Ranma Saotome." >"Student of the Saotome school of Anything goes Karate, world class champion >so," The man answers. Iria: (Voice) Get me his autograph. >"Find him and kill him. I will fill you in on the details later. Now, GO!!!" >The Voice Booms. Crow: Time to use the bathroom for Jaws Iria: Now THAT is sick... >_________________________________________________________________________ >Good Bye and Thank you for reading, please watch for the next chapter of >Battlestar.... I mean ARMAGGEDON PROPHOECY. GOOD NIGHT! Iria: And good night to you too! Mike: Let's get out of here (Everyone exits) §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [Door 1: You exit the theater and the door swirves to the right.] [Door 2: It's a a small paper opening.] [Door 3: It's a stack of Metallica CD's. You put the one you got earlier back] [Door 4: It's a portal. You Enter it to continue.] [Door 5: You walk past a broken TV.] [Door 6: It's the game of Tetris. You play it some more and continue on.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ "Well, you know.... it could've been worse" said Iria. The 4 exited the theater and was greeted by gypsy and a small device similar to the Ultima Weapon shown earlier. "Hey Guys" started Gypsy. "TV Frank gave us this" "Hey! He's dumb enough to send us Dr.F's Ultima Weapon!" shouted Mike. "Gypsy, fire away at Deep 13, hehehe" said Crow. Gypsy slinked along to the weapons chamber, which was bare for the longest time, and armed the Ultima Weapon. On the HectoScreen, around that time, Dr. Clayton Forrester came on. "Greetings, did you recieve that old invention of mine" said Dr.F nicely. "I told Frank I didn't have a use for it." "The Ultima Weapon?" asked Iria. "You had no use for it?" "Frank sent.....you....the Ultima WEAPON!???" shouted Dr. Forrester. "Oh Shi*! Send it back!" "Too late.... This is what you deserve for sending us bad fanfics all this time!!!" yelled Servo. "FIRE" Gypsy loaded the gun and activated it. It did nothing for 5 seconds then suddenly blasted it's target.... "Uhh.... did we set a target, guys?" asked Crow. "Uh oh..." said Servo. The laser landed 15 miles from Gizmonic Institute, making a small crater. This caused traffic on interstate 40 to be held up for 50 minutes "You missed, Gypsy" said Servo. "Well, you didn't tell her a target" said Gypsy. "MWHAHAH!! !YOU MISSED" shouted the Doc. "Activate Program XZG-10XA: Deep 13." The gun magically disapeered and was back in the hands of Dr.F. "Phew! That was close. Now I gotta go blast Frank with this on Stun. Enjoy part 2 of the Armageddon Prophecy. "Oh, nice going Tom" said Crow. "You really did it." "Bite me, Crow!!" shouted Servo. "Bite me" The yellow light flashed off "Uhh.... We'll be right back" said Mike, hitting the yellow button. "BITE ME Times 2, Servo" yelled Crow. "Bite Me times a Visa Gold with 0.9 APR!!" "Bite Me" yelled Iria, pointing a shotgun at both of them. "Uhh.. I'd rather not" said Crow. "Yeah... me too" said Servo. [Commercials] ******************************************************************************** ******************************** [Scene shows a car dealership with the owned in the front] Owner Dude: Howdy folks! Bob Here! I'm gonna show the GREATTTEST deals in the history of Cars! [Scene shows same car in different colors] Bob: We got red cars, blue ones, and even the polka dot special. [Scene Scans back to original] Bob: and thats not all! If you come down here in the next hour... [Holds up bunny] I'll mame this poor bunny! Thats right! It's the bunny deal at Bob's Auto Crap! ******************************************************************************** ******************************* ______________________________________________________________________________ This is the first part of the Armageddon Prophecy! Be sure to read the next part. BTW, Armageddon Prophecy has been split into 2 epidsodes because the other 2 parts are not done yet. So what did you think? Anyway, check out my website at: http://crowbar.cjb.net or http://members.xoom.com/CrowBar/index.html or E-mail me with comments at MakoReno@aol.com please! Thank you for your time Episodes of MSTings by me 101- Neon Exodus Evagelion, By Benjamin Hutchins: MSTied 6/13/98 102- Tenchi Muyo!- BEHIND THE SCENES By BGlanders@aol.com: MSTed 6/14/98 103-Tenchi Vrs. USA Today By The IceFalcon (???): MSTed 6/16/98 104- The Armageddon Prophecy Part 1 and 2 By Pyrous: MSTed: Part 1 (6/25/98) Part 2: Not yet... _____________________________________________________________________________