An MST of Washyuu's Revenge :::Four people enter a room with a high fangled projector and a woman with short brown hair and hazel eyes who stands behind it::: :::The four people are known as Sammy Hisaki, Akito Tseng, Arianna Sei and Ryu Takagashi::: Elena (Also known as SammySN): Hello pleasure seeing you all here. Arianna: Um...why are we here? Elena: To MST a lemon of course! Sammy: I've never tried this before... Elena: In a way you all are lucky. I've been able to put a visual screen on this particular lemon. Sammy: That's bad... Arianna: Very... Ryu: Let me in ! Let me in! Sammy: ::Thwacks Ryu over the head:: Baka! Elena: Well it's ready now so if you're all ready... ::They all cast nervous glances at each other then shrug:: ::All four walk into the theater:: Arianna: Okay we're here because...Remind me again... Akito: To watch a shameless display of people- Ryu: Getting wet and sticky! Sammy : Ryu!!! ::Elbows him hard:: Arianna: Did he HAVE to come along? Sammy: Unfortunatly....yes. ::All sigh except for Ryu::: Ryu: I'm not THAT bad. Arianna: ..... Sammy: ..... Akito: Well look on the bright side ...he's right in way. He's probably not as bad as this fic will be. ::they all sit down in their seats , Ryu with a big bucket of popcorn the size of a small TV:: Arianna: You're going to get fat. Ryu: I already am ::Grins:: Sammy: ::slaps him hard over the head:: NOT PHAT! Fat Akito: Let him gloat. I just want to get this over with . Sammy: I'll second that ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ aefigueroa@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Knight of the Black Rose) Arianna: Quick! There's the e-mail adress! If this is as bad as I think it's going to be we can attack this guy... Sammy: Yep. Make him pay. Ryu: We'll get you Knight! And your little rose too! ::cackles:: ::the other three sigh::: This story has some pointless sex in it because it's stupid. Sammy: That we're all aware of However, it was fun to type and might be fun to read. If you want to read something funny, read this and laugh everynow and then. It's pretty cool. Akito: Define "Cool" Ryu: A good porno? Arianna: Ugh... The Search for Tenchi Washyuu's Revenge Author: He did it Sammy: Did what? Akito: This stupid Lemon. I don't like it already. Enough said. The sound of bad porno music is heard... Akito: Of course. Sammy: Should've known. Let me guess. Handcuffs and syrup are in here too right? Akito: We'll see. Mihoshi, dedicated member of the galaxy police, sat in her command seat, staring at the monitor in a bored stupor. Sighing, she brushed a lock of blonde hair out of the way of her blue eyes so she could see the monitor better. With her vision cleared, she could now read the data saying that Washu's ship had been found, and that meant Tenchi would be there because it was doubtful Washu had abducted him for any reason other than for herself. Arianna: You lost me...Suddenly Washu has a ship and Mihoshi's a clairvoyant? Akito: When did she get so smart? Sammy: She's can't be very smart if she's in this fanfic. Ryu: Hey !! It's the author's fault...though ::grins:: Not that I mind it ::Sammy readies to smack Ryu again:: Smiling at the prospect of meeting Tenchi again, Mihoshi slipped one slender tanned hand down into the panties of her blue uniform. She lighlty ah'd in pleasure as she caressed her clit with her fingertips. Akito: This is a disgrace. Poor Mihoshi. Arianna: Ah'd? Is that even a word? Sammy: No but the author probably doesn't have a high selection of vocabulary. Arianna: Mmm...Figures The other fingers of her hand found their way into the wetness between her pussylips. Ryu: Mrow Sammy: Bad pun Ryu Ryu: How could I resist? She giggled lightly and opened the front of her uniform, grasping her right breast and groping it so that the nipple hardened. Mihoshi began grasping Arianna: I hate these lemons littered with misspellings! It's gasping you idiot!! ::Sammy restains Arianna who is clawing for the screen:: Ryu: A little hot headed there Arianna? ::Arianna growls, tackling Ryu and they fly into the seats behind Akito and Sammy:: Sammy and Akito: Oh brother... for breath and then started squealing with pleasure as her orgasm rocked her body. The ships landing gear buckled as hit the planet's surface Akito: The planet's surface has a name? Sammy: Hit. How creative! ::claps her hands together:: with far too much speed. The shock absorbers barely managed to compensate. "Be CAREFUL!" The AI module hanging from the ceiling yelled at Mihoshi. "Sorry," she said, cringing and looking about ready to cry. The AI groaned and wondered if it would ever be able to win. "Look don't worry, just be more careful next time. I'd recommend caution. There are several lifeforms outside the ship although they don't appear to be armed." "I'll take care of everything! You just watch the ship." Mihoshi turned and lowered the ramp to the surface. After she descended to the surface, she looked around delightedly as she saw what a beautiful lush forested world it was. Sammy: I know where this is leading... Akito: Yes...it's painfully obvious. Sammy: Yep. Raunchy sex with the natives. She didn't see any people around though like the computer had suggested. Now, she only needed to find Washu's ship and sneak aboard. From behind the ramp, several natives appeared. Akito: Wow...Sammy you were right Sammy: All fics like this are predictable. ::shrugs:: Warpaint covered their faces but that was all they wore. The three of them surrounded Mihoshi as she began looking for the correct language translation setting in the fluffy tuft that had been mounted on her rear which she now held in her hands. It transformed into a myriad of items. The largest native grunted something, distracting her from her task. He growled incomprehensibly and thrust his stiff cock forward with his hips. Arianna: Grunts...they may be natives but they're not cavemen for crying out loud! Ryu: Me want you ugh ugh Mihoshi looked confused for a moment, but then she grasped the cock in her right hand and shook it. "Hello," she said, wondering if that was their custom. ::All blink:: The natives groaned in frustration. The leader pointed to Mihoshi's mouth and then to rock hard cock, muttering something in his native language. Finally understanding, Mihoshi leaned forward and took his penis into her mouth. Arianna: Mihoshi may be absent minded but not even SHE'D do that! ::glares:: Sammy: This author is offically on my death list Her tounge immediately went into action, licking the phallus with quick well placed strokes. Sammy: Ooo big words. I'm impressed. Now repeat after me P-E-R-V-E-R-T Ryu: Looks like words aren't the only big thing there. ::THWACK!::: ::Ryu lays on the floor:: my head... Arianna: What? Who says you get all the fun Sam? Sammy: ::Shrugs:: He had it coming to him The other two natives lowered her pants and panties. One crawled underneath her, and bent over backwards, he slipped his cock into her now wet and slimy pussy. Ryu: ::chokes on his popcorn:: Now even THAT'S vile. Baaad word usage. He began slipping back and forth inside her, thrusting upwards with his legs and arms which held up his bent over form. The other native simply stood behind her and thrust his penis up into her ass, lubricating it with an ejaculation of semen. A blast of cum shot into her hot pussy from the native underneath her as semen began filling her mouth from the phallus she was licking there. Cum dribbled down her chin as it dripped from her crotch and rear. The lead native began unbottoning her shirt and grabbing her breasts. She began squealing with delight, tightening her cunt and ass over the cocks there while sucking on the one in her mouth. Arianna: I'm going to be sick. Sammy: ::sings:: Reproduction ! Reproduction ! Moving to the ground, Mihoshi lay on her back on top of the native who wiggled his cock in her well lubed buttocks. The other native now moved into a near sitting position on her as he thrust in and out of her warm and squishy pussy, causing her shapely boobs to bounce around on her chest as she slurped the cock of the lead native. Akito: This is starting to sound like something from "Aliens" Globs of semen dripped from the sides of her mouth as more came spurting in, and the large penis was sucked in leaving no room for the cum. The natives working her nether regions each squirted another load into her warm insides before they became exhausted and pulled out. Mihoshi took one final lick at the penis leaving her mouth in order to clean off the gleaming globule of jism that remained. Ryu: ::Sings:: Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts! Arianna: Urp ::puts a hand to her mouth, turning green:: "Tastes like chicken," she thought. Sammy: Guess that means Sasami's out of a cooking job for Mihoshi She buttoned up her shirt and then reached for her pants. Before she could put them on, two of the natives shot their tounges into her pussy and up her ass to clean up their dripping cream which ran down her thighs along with her own fluids. The tounge lapping up the cream in her pussy sent her into another orgasm causing her to squeal and release more liquids. Mihoshi didn't mind though, and respectfully let them carry on with their tradition. "What friendly people," she thought to herself as she finally put her panties back on followed by her pants. Ryu: Oh yeah..they're getting REAL friendly Arianna: I call that tasteless sex...not exactly friendly Akito: Not viewer or reader friendly anyway Leaving the natives were they lay, Mihoshi pulled out her Locater and followed the signal of Washu's ship. The craft lay only three clicks All: Clicks? Arianna: I'm not going to say anything Ryu: THAT'S a first away in a ravine within the forest north of her. She began her journey, wondering what she'd find when she finally got there. Sammy: Chances are you'll find Tenchi having sex with Washu. Ryu: Or vice versa ----- Washu stood in the ship's laboratory, smiling evilly. Tenchi was anchored by his wrists and ankles to plush cushions on the floor, wearing nothing but his jocky shorts. He looked like your average Japanese high school kid except there was an expression of great worry as he watched Washu stroll across the room towards him in her white nurse's uniform, humming as she went. Arianna: I hate to burst this author's bubble, especially when he's on a rotten lemon streak, but being chained to only cushions? I don't know about anyone else but that seems escapable easily. Ryu: Why would you want to escape from Washu? Arianna: I - aaagh...nevermind Washu stood hardly five feet tall, had spiky lustrous full red hair, and was a thousands of years old scientist although she only looked like a deranged teenager. "Well, Tenchi, it's time for that semen sample. I must discover the House Jyurai Arianna: Will...restrain...::turns red:: IT'S JURAI YOU ILLITERATE FOOL! ::Other three blink:: Arianna: ::blushes then sits down calmly:: Ahem...Sorry. It's spelled Jurai...::calmly composes herself:: secrets, and this is a task that is unfortunately unavoidable. Please bare with me," she said, tearing off his jockies with a loud rip. Using her left hand, she stripped off her nurse uniform, leaving her nurse's cap as the only thing on her body. Akito: Either she rehearsed that or that dress was VERY cheaply made. Arianna: My bets on the rehearsal Reaching to the shelf on her right, she drew a beaker into the open. This is made with my own special lubricating formula. Please be honest with me, and tell me what you think. A muffled scream escaped Tenchi's gagged mouth. Holding the beaker to her neck, Washu emptied the contents all over her front, giving a her body a glistening wet look. Wasting no time, she moved over her prey and began lubing him up with her body. All hint of resistance left Tenchi's suddenly serene face. Ryu: Hey...That sounds kinda like you with that suntanning lotion! Arianna: I NEVER DID SUCH A THING!!!! Ryu: I saw you with my own eyes. So did Akito here. Right? ::Arianna glares heatedly at Akito:: Akito: Heh heh heh....He talked me into it! ::Arianna drags BOTH boys behind the seats and a series of cries and yelps follow along with the sound of fists hitting flesh:: Moving down to his hips, she grasped his shining wet boner in her right hand, and then Washu placed his cock between her lubed breasts and began jacking him off. Tenchi began making muffled gasps as he felt her bosom sliding up and down his shaft and her hard pink nipples rubbing up and down his wet sides. She did this for almost a minute, but then stopped, not wanting him to come all over her, at least not yet. Crawling over him she removed his gag, and then lubed his face with her crotch. Ryu: Free crotch lubs! Guarantee you'll walk away with one shiny face! Sammy: Now I know I'm going to be sick... Leaning forward, she whispered, "Time to extract that sample." She grabbed his cock and lowered her mouth over it. Holding the base, she licked the head with the experience of centuries and jacked him off at the base. Her left hand held his balls and played with him. Tenchi knew he wouldn't be able to stand this for long, but instead of using his powers (which had defeated Kagato, a really nasty villian) Sammy: No ...Really? I thought he was the Jolly Green Giant. to escape, he slipped his tounge up into her pussy and attacked her clit with the tip. Arianna: I'm going to attack the author of this with a tip alright. The tip of my damn sword right up his- Sammy: Oh look washu got that sample! ::blush::: A moment later, he creamed her mouth with his shot of load. Akito: That don't sound right...His shot of load? Creamed her mouth? Sammy: Ick...just terrible ::Arianna sits steaming in her seat:: Washu picked up her pace, wanting to drain all she could. After he stopped coming, she slowly dragged her lips off his penis, careful not to lose a drop. Her eyes then widened with surprise and she nearly spit out her prize as Tenchi's tounge sent her into orgasm. Sammy: Step right up! You , yes you, could win an authentic mouthfull of Tenchi sperm! Standing up (barely), Washu sat down on Tenchi's lap, facing him. She reached to her right to grab an empty beaker in which to deposit the sample, holding his cock in her left hand. She guided her pussylips down around his penis and raised the beaker to her mouth. "I've found you!" Announced Mihoshi. Stepping into the room, she held her blaster forward and switched on the lights. Sammy: Did I call it or what? Akito: You really can predict these shamefull fics ... She then stopped, her mouth hanging open. Washu's widened eyes stared at her as if unseeing. Tenchi waved weakly and couldn't quite find the sounds to say, "hi." The empty beaker in front of Washu's face began to waver slightly. An energy sword suddenly plunged through one of the Exodine walls. Molten metal poured down around the edges. A few feet down, an explosion caved a makeshift doorway inward. The purple-haired Princess Aeka walked through the doorway wearing warpaint and full battle garb. Holding her energy blade, Ryouko entered as well, only visible through the smoke as a taller outline of Washu with glowing yellow eyes. The smoke then cleared. Aeka's eyes nearly flew from her head as she saw Washu mounted on Tenchi. She then fell over backward with a blank stare on her face. Ryouko's face began reddening immensely, building up for a reaction that was guarenteed to leave nobody unscathed. Her mouth opened wide, and her voice filled the room. She screamed with rage, "Wha..." Arianna: I'd be a little upset too to find my crush in bed with my mom... Ryu: Your mom can't even get your dad into bed anymore Arianna: What was that Ryu?! ::stands, bright red , teeth gritted together:: Ryu: n-nothing...heh heh heh.... Able to contain it no longer, Washu's lips exploded forward, spitting out a spray of cum. The blast was centered on Ryouko although a few drops hit Mihoshi. One globule slid down her cheek, getting no reaction from her. Ryouko, however, was speechless and covered with dripping jism. Ryu: Eeeew sperm bath "Mom!" Ryouko screamed. "He was mine!" Sammy: ::impersonating Ryoko:: Mom! That's the fifth boyfriend you've slept with of mine! How could you! Akito: ::in announcer's voice:: Will Washu EVER stop screwing Ryoko's boyfriends before she does? Will Mihoshi join in this frenzy of flesh? More importantly ...will this lemon EVER end? Find out next time on "As The Masaki Household Turns" then turned to Washu. "Now to finish you!" Ryouko released a cracklingy beam of power that headed for Washu at little less than the speed of light. Washu stood, seemingly unreactive, as her mind accessed her multidimensional computer and set up a force field network in front of her. The beam hit one force wall, bounced off it to hit another, and was redirected towards Ryouko. "Shit!" She screamed, diving for cover as the beam sizzled through the air and grazed her. Washu was laughing at her so hard she didn't notice the shadow creeping up on her from the right. Aeka's fist swung out, catching Washu in the jaw and knocking her cold. "Bitch," Aeka said, holding back her tears as she turned to the bound Tenchi. Arianna: Not very princess like Miss. Aeka Ryu: Her?! Ladylike!? Phshh! You should see some her "other" pics...she LOVES that whip Sammy: Crack that whip! Now whip it! Whip it good! Ryouko was by his side apologizing for the kick. One of her hands was slowly creeping down his body. "Ryouko!" Aeka screamed. Mihoshi stared blankly. Akito: Considering how friendly she was getting with the locals she certainly is being the shy kitten now... Ryouko slid her lithe body onto his bound form, spreading his slick cum from her onto him. "Washu forced herself upon you didn't she? I'm so sorry. I wish there was a way I could make it up to you, Tenchi." Sammy: Why is it I have a feeling you're going to find a way to make it up to him? Ryu: Make looooove to him ::SMACK!!::: ::Arianna and Sammy both stare at Ryu who is on the floor holding his head, whimpering:: Arianna and Sammy: Hentai! Ryouko's hand slid down their bodies and carressed his hardening cock. Akito: Stroke, one, two, three...Stroke, one , two , three... "Ryouko....," Tenchi managed. Suddenly, Ryouko felt her panties being removed, and a pair of fingers found their way into her wet pussy. Ryu: ::now up off the floor covered in bruises and still in pain:: I sense a group orgy coming on... A naked Aeka shoved her fingers in hard and managed to push Ryouko off Tenchi. Her other hand grabbed Tenchi's excited hard on. Guiding it into her slit, Aeka sat down on his lap. Arianna: My my...she managed to get that dress off quickly... Sammy: Knowing this author...he probably had her nude from the moment she walked in there... Arianna: Ughh..... She smiled down at Tenchi as she felt him lengthen up into her. "I'm the one who loves you best," Aeka told him wistfully. Ryouko rose to protest, but Aeka shoved her fingers into Ryouko forcefully again. The blue-haired demon fell back down and groaned in ectasy. Ryu: DAMN! She keeps doing that poor Ryoko is going to bleed to death! Fluids began dripping down onto Tenchi as Aeka slid her pussy up and down his shaft. She fell forward onto him and continued humping him with her hips. His own body lifted his butt up off the ground to grind with her. Aeka loved the feel of her breasts on his fluid slickened chest, and Tenchi loved the feel of her hardening nipples. Their tounges met as they kissed each other with passion. Akito: This is too much... Sammy: Is this almost over? Ryu: Even I'm starting to hope so! ::turning green:: ::Arianna groans and runs from the theater:: They gasped for air as her pussy contracted on his cock, and he squirted sticky globs up over the walls of uterus. Their fluids flowed down from her to pool on him. Ryouko was now quite mad although dripping with excitement. Pushing Aeka forward and off his cock, Ryouko mounted herself on his shining shaft, and began pumping him with enthusiam. Tenchi not quite aware, noticed that Aeka had moved forward and began sucking on her firm nipples. Akito: ::blinks:: Aeka can suck her own nipples? Ryu: Wow! I never knew she was THAT talented... Sammy: If I wasn't on the verge of throwing up I'd smack you Ryu for that one... "This ought to keep you occupied Ryouko though as she leaned forward and slid her tounge up into Aeka's pussy. Akito: Huh? Arianna: Is anyone else here picturing them looking like Stretch Armstrong dolls ? ::All raise their hands:: The tounge carressed the walls, licking up the cum, and then moved to play with the clit which sent Aeka into begging for more. As Ryouko's pussy had nearly brough to Tenchi and herself to another orgasm, Washu's hands gripped Ryouko's buttocks off his dick, and took it into her mouth just as he came. Spurting semen flew into Washu's mouth, and she sucked away as hard as she could. Cleaning the head with her tounge. She raised her head off him and heard Ryouko's vile cursing. Ryu: Even I don't know who's licking who anymore... Sammy: I'm not even bothering to try and figure it out... Washu guided Tenchi back into Ryouko, sending her into the orgasm which she had been denied. Tenchi was in heaven as her pussy spasmed about his cock. Washu dribbled the jism into her beaker and plugged it with her stopper. She locked it away into her safe where it should be safe from almost anything. Arianna: You'd swear it was her most prized possesion... Ryouko's tounge which had never left Aeka's pussy, sent Aeka into an orgasm from which Ryouko drank up all the rewards. Licking her lips. Sammy: Then Ryoko bit a little too hard and Aeka bled all over Tenchi causing him to run off screaming . End of fic...::waits:: OH COME ON !! LET IT END!!! Ryouko dropped Aeka's butt down onto Tenchi's chest and leaned forward to rest on Aeka's back. As Washu stripped the stunned Mihoshi, nobody was aware enough to care. Washu forced Mihoshi's mouth open and frenched her. Trading Tenchi's cum with native semen, they tasted of each other deeply. All: Urp...:::all turn green::: Mihoshi quickly caught on though as Washu placed her on back and got into the sixty-nine position. Washu's tounge entered Mihoshi cunt which was full of native cum as Mihoshi's cum lined mouth sent its tounge into Washu's unsatisfied vagina. Their tounges worked wonders, sending each into heavenly orgasm. :::All run from the theater:: The Endthank god-- Akito: That's the first thing I think I've agreed with this bastard on... Arianna: He's right...this is the end of him and little lemons!!! ::draws her sword running out the door:: Ryu: Anyone else think we should stop her ...? Sammy, Akito and Ryu : Naaah... --I--am--- \ / Deep in the heart of Darkness \ / Darksphere (|) Is the luckiest Star. Arianna: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE !!! ::still chases:: ---------- Soaring to the sun <> Dirty Pair * Ranma * Nadia * U.Y. * M.I. With blood upon my wings <> * Lady Death * Gold Digger * Razor End