>Hey! It's us again doing another MST, No offence is ment to the auther, we picked the story cause we like it so much, we…just want to make it funny I guess… Ok Legal stuff. The characters in the story are propert of…those guys in japan that made 'em. The original fic is property of the auther. We are property of ourselves. >Alex: "Hey so who is our guest today?" >"A": "Think kawaii guys" >Ken: "Hey! Sasami! Where is she?" >"A": "already in the theater waiting, come on guys time to work." >Alex puts his book away and asks "A": "So is it a good fic today?" >"A": "You wish…" >Ken: "Oh great, come on." >Alex and Ken enter and see Sasami already seated. Ken takes the seat next to her and Alex on the other side of Ken. >Sasami: "Hey guys! It's about to start!" Hello My name is William crafts. >Ken: "Hey Will, but shouldn't your last name be capitalized?" If any one is reading this, >All: "We are." and I hope someone does eventually, I would like you to know this is my first fan fiction. If you have any comments, good or bad, or if you would like to talk to another Tenchi fan I can be reached at utini@banet.net. >Alex writing down notes: "ut..ini..@ban…et.net" Disclaimer: All Tenchi character are owned by pioneer and AIC entertainment groups, However tengato and sukato belong to me so there mister big shot corporation. >Alex: "Dear god! They've fused Tenchi and Kagato together to form one person!!!" >Sasami: "Ayeka and Ryoko won't be happy about that." And so I present to you Tenchi's lost love >Ken as tenchi: "Damn! I lost my love! Where'd I go and leave it!?" A story about the time the girls lost intrest in Tenchi. This is supposed to take place in between ova 13 and manatsu no eve. Enter Tenchi >Ken: "No thanks!!" >Alex: "Bad wording bad wording…" and nobyuki on the only bus that comes >Ken "A bus that…' >Alex: "Hey! Ahem… young ones here!" >Sasami: "What?!?" to the bus stop near tenchi's home. Nobyuki is in his normal work clothes carrying his briefcase and Tenchi is dressed in his black school outfit also carrying a briefcase. >Ken: "Why not just a backpack?" "So Tenchi are you dreading going back to school?," asks nobyuki. "Actually I'm kind of looking forward to getting away from the chaos, even if it's just for a few hours a day. It will also be nice to get out and meet some nice non, insane earth girls. >Sasami: "Hey! I'm sane and single!" >Alex looks at Sasami: "And you're 9!" >Sasami: "Details." Well dad this is my stop, >Ken as tenchi: "I'll be getten off this fic now." I'll see you back at home later." Tenchi gets off the bus and walks up to the steps of his school building. It is a very large building with many many classrooms. All around him students rush towards their classes dreading the long days ahead of them. Not tenchi though, he stands on the front steps drinking it all in. >Ken: "Awww sick!" >Alex: "Again bad wording." >Sasami confused: "What?" Tenchi casually waves to old friends and is just glad to have gone fifteen minutes without hearing explosions or women fighting over him. >Ken: "Though most guys would love to have women fight over them." Tenchi arrives in class only to hear his name over the loudspeaker calling him to the principal's office. >Ken as the principal: "Tenchi, there are two women here threating to kill me unless I get you up here." >Alex as Tenchi: "Not again…Well I don't like this principal…" >Sasami: "I don't think sis would do that, but Ryoko…" Tenchi arrives in the principal's office with a surprised look on his face. In the office principal sukato sits behind his desk and a strange boy stands in front of the desk facing tenchi. "Welcome Mr. Masaki, I called you here to ask a favor of you. >Alex as principal: "Please don't anger the girls…" >Ken as Tenchi: "Oh great, what a time to choose…oh well, I'll take Ayeka!" >Sasami as Ryoko: "Why you…!" >Alex looks to Sasami: "Not easy being mean is it?" >Sasami: "Not really." This boy here is named tengato. >Ken: "It's Kagato and Tenchi merged together!" >Sasami: "It's like my transformers, Fusors toys." >Alex: "Why in the world would someone want to fuse Tenchi and Kagato together…I mean that's like creating super wuss!" Ken and Sasami: "What?" He lives on a small island off the coast of Japan, he needed to take a boat to get here. Having to take a boat every day is quite expensive and so tengato's parents have asked if he could board with a student. Since your grandfather accepted two students a number of years ago >Alex as Tenchi: "Try 30 years ago." I though he wouldn't mind excepting tengato now." "Oh? Of course grandpa wouldn't mind having tengato live with us for the school year. More the merrier that's the Masaki motto." Tenchi says. Tenchi takes a second to look the new kid over. Tenchi realizes that tengato looks very similar to himself >Ken: "Well he is one half of you." with two exceptions. One, he was more muscular and taller than tenchi is. Two, He had a strange smell that tenchi found unpleasant. >Alex: "WHO WAS EATEN BEANS?" >Ken and Sasami exchange looks. "Thank you tenchi. I hope I will not prove to be to much of a burden to you and your family. And I know we will become good friends." "Thank you very much tenchi, tell your grandfather I said hi and now get back to class." >Alex: "Before Ayeka comes in here with her whip!" >Sasami: "Do you even know what it's used for?" >Ken: "Yeah not to mention the whiping outfit…" >Alex: "Ken! Calm down!" Tenchi and tengato head back to class and the principal relaxes. Tenchi and tengato are in all the same classes and they get to know each other. Tenchi notices that many of the girls in class are staring at tengato. >Ken: "Maybe because he looks like Tenchi, only isn't a wuss." >Sasami: "Hey!" >Alex as a girl at the school: "Hey, he looks like tenchi and kagato fused together!" They then spend lunch together which is where we join them. "So tengato tell me about where you come from," asks tenchi. "Well my house is very normal, normal parents, normal school, nothing about my life is out of the ordinary, okay?!" >Ken: "Wow, he's so normal." Tengato says, extremely defensively. "Sorry, I was just... making conversation," Tenchi confusedly >Sasami: "Confusedly? I'm confused over that word." says. Well did you uhhhh, I mean do you have A girlfriend?" tenchi asks with a devilish plan forming in his mind. "If I can get the girls at home interested in him I'll be left alone!!!!" tenchi thinks to himself. >Ken: "Why do I get the idea his plan will backfire?" >Sasami: "Uh, The title of the fic?" >Alex fastens the seat belt on his chair: "We're in for a bumpy ride!" >Ken and Sasami: "What?" "Well to tell you the truth no. I never did have a girlfriend but I have always wanted one. Truly I've always been to shy." "Well then, I know a few girls who might like to meet you." "Wow do you really mean it. Thanks, I just met you and your already such a great friend. Thank you thank you thank you....." tengato yells as he jumps across the lunch table and gives tenchi a big hug >Ken: "Oh my god! They're gay!" and a sweatdrop appears on tenchi's head. When tengato stopped strangling tenchi he noticed that everyone was staring at them, especially the girls. "Sorry tenchi. I didn't mean to embarrass you it's just that I'm kind of a hands on guy and I don't contain my feelings well." "Hands on! Can't contain feelings! The girls are gonna eat this guy up. >Ken: "Man this auther really has not phrased some of his lines very well." >Sasami: "What do you mean?" >Alex and Ken: "Nothing!!!" I'm so happy." RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG. "Well that's the bell let's get back work." ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~- The Fan fic screen flickers off. Ken: "Hey! What the?!?" Two identacle shadows are seen fighting in the projector room Alex: "Hey! Shadow puppets!" Sasami: "I think A and B are fighting!" Ken: "Hey! Turn the Fic back on and take it outside!" Alex: "Your so caring." The fic flickers back on. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~- The rest of the day passed quietly without any major events. Tenchi was anxiously awaiting the final bell, he really hoped the girls at home would like tengato as much as the girls at school did. Tenchi was bursting >Ken: "Bursting? Hehehe, this auther just leaves his lines wide open to bad interoperations." with anticipation by the end of the day. Finally the last bell rang. Tenchi and tengato talked little on the bus ride home, but Tenchi did notice that all of the girls were staring at tengato. It looked as though they wanted to talk to tengato. Finally they reached the steps leading to the large blue roofed house. "Brace yourself tengato." Tenchi say's the second they enter the door. "Why is that tench..." Tengato stop's in mid sentence as Ryoko appears before them and gives Tenchi a big hug. "Ohh Tenchi don't go to school again I was left here with aeka >Ken: "Hey that is A-Y-E-K-A!!" who nagged me all day long about chores. It was soooo booooring." "You are a dirty liar Ryoko. >Ken: "Oh yeah she is drity, and a slu…" >Alex: "AHEM! Younger audiences!" Before I could mention one word to you about chores you disappeared. But I shall deal with you later. Tenchi I'm so happy your home, I must admit it has been a long day for those of us who work around here." Aeka states as she gives a dirty look at Ryoko. Tenchi gulps as he sees logs and sparks appear. "This is tengato," tenchi says >Alex as tenchi: "He's half me and half kagato!" in a desperate attempt to avert yet another explosive fight between aeka and ryoko. To tenchi's surprise the girls stop fighting and stare at Tengato. "He lives far away from school and will be stay......" tenchi never get's to finish his sentence because ryoko slams him against a wall at the far end of the corridor. >Ken: "Ow, thats like Misaki did to Ryoko." >Alex: "That was your favorite part, huh?" >Sasami: "Ken, do you just not like Ryoko?" >Ken: "Nope." "Ten-ten- tengato." Ryoko and aeka stammer in unison. Ryoko floats in the air and hugs tengato around the neck, this only lasts a second because aeka throws ryoko off of him and then gives tengato a big hug of her own. "Tengato I love you please be mine." Again aeka and ryoko speak as one. >Ken: "Dude, is this what would happen if Tenchi has a backbone?" >Sasami: "WHAT?" >Ken: "Alex, cover me." >Alex backs away: "You're on your own." "What was that aeka? You leave tengato alone because he is mine." "Ha! As if anyone would want you. >Ken: "I don't know, there are those queer freaks in the RFFC." {Note, all RFFC death threats may be sent to Ken008@aol.com. Please do not harras alex about that} Tengato is mine so why don't you take tenchi and leave us alone." "Tenchi? Who wants that bum? >Alex and Ken high 5: "YES!" Look you take tenchi and I'll take tengato." "No tengato is mine," screams aeka. "No he's mine," screams ryoko. logs appear around aeka and ryoko materializes her sword. The fight ends when they manage to blow up the front half of the house. Washu, sasami >Sasami: "That's me!!" >Alex and Ken: "Ho boy…" mihoshi, and katsuhito all rush to the scene of the fight. "Are you two fighting again?" washu asks the obvious question. "Hey who's that guy." "He's tengato, my lover." Ryoko says patiently. "What did you say ryoko!!!! We both know that tengato is mine." aeka yells furiously. "Now don't start that again you two. Heeeyyyyyyyyy. Did you say tengato?? What about tenchi?" >Ken: "No one wants him anymore." >Alexs points to Sasami who is trying to look mad. Wonders washu "Tenchi???? Oh that guy. Why don't you study him for awhile washu-chan." Both aeka and ryoko stated. "What???? What makes this guy so special anyway? Hmmm I think I'll have to study him. Yes he will be my new guinea pig. Mental note:get the nurses uniform dry cleaned." >Ken: "Dry cleaned? I can only wonder why…Like she…" >Alex: "AHEM! Ken! Stop that!" "Waaahhhhhhhhh! What's going on, I don't understand any of this," Mihoshi wailed as tears streamed down her cheeks. She then collapsed to the remains of the floor still sobbing. Tengato cradles the fallen mihoshi in his arms and calms her down. "There there miss. Don't cry. I believe, what is going on, is that the girls named ryoko and aeka have fallen in love with me and the one named washu-chan wants to study me. There do you feel better miss?" Mihoshi stops crying and looks up at tengato, "I feel better already, thank you." "What do you think your doing with my man mihoshi? Put him down this instant." Ryoko bellows as she materializes her glowing red sword. >Ken and Alex: "KILL HER!!" >Sasami: "Hey! Why do you say that?" >Ken: "Oh I don't know, cause she's always messing things up and is good for nothing?" "Oh no. I must protect tengato from these two wild women!" >Alex: "Protect him from what?" >Ken: "From Ayeka and Ryoko boinking his…" >Alex: "AHEM!" Aeka exclaims while jurian logs appear all around her. "Please I don't want you girls to fight." But it's too late. All three girls begin fighting and tengato is caught in the middle. Washu retreats to her lab so she can clean her nurses outfit before she captures tengato for testing. >Ken: "And we all know what type of testing that is." "I don't get it, why do the girls suddenly hate tenchi and love tengato. Hey, where is tenchi anyway?" Sasami takes a moment and spots tenchi sitting alone on the steps that lead to the shrine. Sasami walks over to him and notices that tenchi is smiling wider than ever before. "Hi tenchi. Why are you so happy?" Sasami asks. "Well sasami-chan it's because that should be me over there. But instead it's tengato. I am finally relived from the girls constant affections. >Ken: "That any normal guys would love to have." I'll be free to live a somewhat normal life. I really couldn't be happier sasami-chan." And so for the next month tenchi is left alone while tengato accepted constant advances from aeka, ryoko, mihoshi, and washu. Tengato even returned their feelings with advances of his own. >Alex whistles: "I think Tengato is taking this a bit too far…" >Ken: "At least You aren't hitting on tengato in the fic, Sasami." >Sasami: "Why would I? I'm the only one with Tenchi now!" >Alex to the audience: "And this from a 9 year old…" However at the end of the month strange feelings rose inside of tenchi. >Ken as Tenchi: "I feel this strange, warm feeling." >Alex: "It's called courage." He began to feel lonely. He used to view the girls as people he liked but not loved. He used to be annoyed by their never ending advances but now he longed to hear even one of them do so little as speak his name. Tenchi soon fell into depression >Ken as Tenchi: "AAHHH! I'm falling!!" tenchi cursed himself for always pushing down his true feelings for the girls. For although he pretended to be annoyed by their playfulness deep down he truly loved them and they had loved him. But not now, now they all loved tengato and tengato let them know that he loved them back. Tenchi soon fell so far into depression that he never went to school, ate meals, >Sasami: "And we know it wasn't because of bad food, right?" >Ken and Alex nervously: "Of course not!" shower, or practice sword fighting with his grandfather. For even his grandfather abandoned tenchi because katsuhito had found a new student: Tengato. Even Nobyuki liked tengato better because tengato showed more interest in the girls than tenchi ever did. Tenchi felt truly alone and he deeply regretted never returning the girls affections when he had the chance. The only thing tenchi ever did was do his chores, he never talked to the girls except for sasami who was the only one who still talked to tenchi. >Ken: "And you would be mighty happy if that happened huh Sasami?" >Sasami: "Yup!!" However the end all came on a particularly bad day for tenchi. Tenchi hadn't been to breakfast and so sasami decided to bring breakfast to tenchi. "Hi tenchi. I haven't seen you in a few days and I figured you were sick of reheated food so I brought you some fresh breakfast." "Thank you sasami-chan, leave it over there and I'll eat it later." "But tenchi, you look sick, I really think you should eat it now. Please." Sasami pleaded. But it was in vain for tenchi had drifted away to better times. >Alex: "Full of explosions and and evil villains trying to kill him…" After a few more minutes sasami realized tenchi was out of it and she left. A few hours later tenchi got dressed >Ken: "What? Was he naked when he was talking to Sasami?" and went into the furthest corners of the carrot patch where >Alex: "Where no man had gone before!" tenchi sat and contemplated things. Suddenly tenchi was enveloped in a flash of light. When tenchi regained his sight he noticed that he was aboard a ship. In front of him stood a strangely familiar man. He was a little taller than tenchi, he was wearing black robes that hid his whole body except for his face. The man had Long silver hair, green eyes, and a menacing grin. One thing made the man stand out from anyone tenchi had ever known before, tiny sunglasses. >Ken: "Gee, I wonder who that could be?" >Sasami: "What? Who is it?" >Alex: "Oh yeah, you never actually saw Kagato." Tiny sunglasses that straddled his nose. The glasses were so small that the man couldn't possibly see through them. "Kagato?! What are you doing here I saw you died." >Alex as Tenchi: "Especially since I kill you!" >Ken: "Nice grammer going around." "Boy, I let you see what I wanted you to see. The person you killed was an imperfect copy of myself. I was merely testing your powers then and so I created a copy of myself that was programmed to fight at full power but to also let you win in the end. However You defeated my copy before it's program to take a dive kicked in. You proved to be far stronger than any jurian could possibly be. >Ken: "Well, he IS mostly human." >Alex: "Or chicken." >Sasami: "Hey! Stop that Alex!" >Alex, meekly: "Yes ma'am…" I was stumped as to why you were so powerful. Then I came upon such a simple explanation. The girls love. The princess, the one who would become tsunami ,the GP officer, and especially ryoko. They made you strong, their love made you invincible. >Ken and Alex do the Dr.Evil pinky finger to lip gesture. But now no one cares about you, not one of them. Even the ones who cared about you when you were young hate you. You have nothing. I will not disgrace you further by humiliating you with my power. Instead I give you the only honorable choice. Kill yourself, you have nothing left to live for, die honorably and commit hara-kiri. >Ken: "hara what?" "Here I will supply you with the knife." >Alex: "He's so kind." Kagato pulled a sheathed knife from his robe and proceeded to throw it a tenchi's feet. Tenchi picked up the knife and unsheathed it. "Kagato, you are correct. I am useless, the girls don't love me, they don't need me to protect them, grandpa says I am dishonorable while he trains another, and even dad now has a "son" he can be proud of. So kagato I will do it, good-bye." Tenchi grim facedly points the knife at his belly ready to slit it open. "No tenchi stop!" A voice cries out. "What? who's there," >Alex and Ken point to Sasami. tenchi asks as he resheaths the knife, "come out from the shadows and show yourself." "Tenchi it's me." sasami says as she steps out from the shadows. "Tenchi don't listen to that vile man. He tells you lies tenchi." "No sasami-chan, he speaks the truth. No one at home cares if I live or die." "No tenchi that's not true I still care for you and I know deep down the others do too. You just have to make them remember what they all found so special about you. " >Ken: "And what would that be again?" >Sasami: "Um…" "Really sasami-chan?" "Really tenchi." "You're right sasami-chan. I have to stop feeling sorry for myself >Ken: "If I was Tenchi, I'd feel sorry for myself." and win back the girls affection's and this time I won't be so dispassionate towards them." >Alex: "Biiig wooords…." "Oh tenchi I knew you had it in you." "Thank you sasami-chan you've really opened up my eyes... and my heart." >Ken: "Ok, this is getten corny." Tenchi says as he throws the knife to the floor. "Tenchi it seems you've had a change of heart about hara-kiri. Oh well I suppose now I'll just have to defeat you in a "fair" fight." Kagato then materializes his large two handed black sword. The edges glow red with power. "Tenchi you have to summon the wings of the light hawk, I know you can do it, I have faith in you tenchi." >Ken: "Kagato said that?" >Sasami: "No, I think that was me." "Yes sasami-chan, I won't let you or the others down." Tenchi searched deep inside of himself for his strength. He finds it in the faces and hearts of his friends and so using that strength tenchi summons the wings of the light hawk. He changes into the white jurai uniform, in his hands a pure white sword materializes. "This is it boy, our final battle!" Kagato bellows as he rushes tenchi. Tenchi doesn't move, he calmly awaits kagato's assault. Kagato slices, chops, and thrusts, his sword at space tenchi had been occupying. >Ken, laughing: "BAD interpretation…" "What is this boy?" Kagato asks, "How did you escape me?" "Kagato, although my power had nearly been extinguished I searched deep inside of myself, and when I realized the true source of my power I came back stronger than ever before. You can't hope to defeat me kagato, I give you one opportunity to flee." Tenchi speaks from behind Kagato. >Ken: "God…this is getting all sappy." "No boy I will defeat you or I will die." With that Kagato rushes tenchi and puts all of his power into the numerous sword strikes. However tenchi avoids all of them and soon kagato tires and becomes vulnerable. Tenchi struck quickly and expertly. Kagato died painlessly. >Alex: "What detail." Tenchi then reverts to his normal clothes and the sword disappears. "Come on sasami-chan lets go home." Together they board Tsunami and go home. When they get home they find all the girls in shock except for washu. "Uhhh, washu-chan what's going on, whats wrong with ryoko, aeka, and mihoshi?" Tenchi asks. "I'll explain tonight when the pheromones wear off." >Ken: "Pheromones??" "Pheromones?!" Tenchi and sasami exclaim. >Alex: "Pheromones." >Ken and Sasami: "Ah." "Look I'll explain what happened later. Why don't the two of you get some rest, okay." "Okay washu-chan, I will see you later then." "Yeah goodnight washu see you later." Tenchi and sasami both head for their rooms and go to sleep. Later tenchi awakens and heads down the stairs to see everyone, minus tengato, gathered around the dinning table. Washu stands up at the head of the table and motions tenchi to sit down. "Now everyone listen up cause I'm only going to explain this once." Washu says in a no nonsense kind of voice. "Tengato was a creation of kagato. >Alex: "I knew it! I knew it!" >Ken and Sasami: "…" It was a cyborg programmed to steal all of our hearts from tenchi. Kagato knew that the cyborg couldn't do this on it's own and so kagato gave the cyborg skin that emits a pheromone that plays on any women's hormones and makes them fall instantly in love with the person emitting the pheromone. >Ken: "So that's what pheromones are." Which is why all of us women fell for the cyborg but sasami didn't because her hormones aren't fully developed yet." >Sasami: "That's what you think!" >Ken and Alex exchange looks. "That's all well and good but what about dad and grandpa, why did they turn against me?" "Kagato abducted them and brainwashed them of course." "Well washu-chan then all I want to know is how you figured this all out and where is tengato?" "Well tenchi I had tengato hooked up to my machine and was running tests on him when he whispered the name kagato and died. I checked his readouts and they all said that tengato had died from a precision stab wound through the heart. >All: "Ow" All this information confused me at first. But then I searched and couldn't find either you or sasami-chan. Then I put together the clues, "kagato..., Tenchi's disappearance..., and the precision stabwound..." So my guess is that kagato came back and you fought and defeated him somehow. Now tenchi the only question I have is why did kagato bother with stealing our hearts?" "Kagato had been experimenting with the source of my extreme powers. He hypothesized that it went beyond jurian blood line he believed my true power came from the love you girls show me. So he set up this experiment to see if he was right, and he was. I nearly killed myself on his ship because he so thoroughly convinced me that you all no longer loved me. But with sasami's help I persevered and defeated kagato for good." "Tenchi I believe I speak for all of us when I say that," it was ryoko who was speaking now, "we all apologize for abandoning you like that and we want you to know that we all still love you the most." "No ryoko it is I who should apologize. >Alex: "Tarzan no good with words." I should stop running from my feelings and just admit them. I love you all, and I can't choose one over the other because I don't want to hurt any of you." "Oh tenchi that was so sweet," aeka says, "it's okay tenchi, we all now how you really feel and we understand that your shy so there is no need to apologize." Everyone adds their words of agreement with aeka and all is forgiven on both sides. Sasami cooks up a feast and everyone celebrates the defeat of kagato and the rebirth of tenchi, a new less defensive tenchi who is much more honest about his feelings for the women he loves. And so ends my first fan fic. >Ken: "Thank god!" >Alex: "Your welcome." >Ken: "Shut up." I'm sorry if it was little long. I hope you enjoyed it. Good night. >All: "Good night? But it's 10am!" >Ken: "This also concludes our MSting of the fic. So see ya!" >All, waving: "Bye!"