disclaimer:i don't own blahblah blah aby of these characters...except Kiera and Rohan..they are my own...blah blah blah..ya .. The MST cast: Ryoko-tenchi muyo Tenchi-tenchi muyo Ayeka-tenchi muyo Serena-Sailor Moon Rene-Sailor Moon Rohan-My Own Anime!! Kiera-My Own Anime!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit! You always beat me at that game!! I can't believe you dragged me to another one of these shows!! You should know better by now not to make a bet with me when playing "Dungeon of Doom" He wants to sit with me!! No! With me! Ugh! I'll sit between you two! NOw remember Rene, this IS a lemon there might be some adult stuff in this! *sigh* I know Serena.. Hey you guyz shut your hole! It's starting... Ryoko's Heart Chapter 3: The Night of the Fair Yes! It's all about me!! Probably how you get dumped in a trash can and left for the rats! HAHAHA! Tenchi awoke to the sound of birds singing outside, Birds sing?? Quiet! Jeez sorry... he slowly opened his eyes and was staring into two golden eyes. (As Tenchi) Holy Sh*t!! His eyes shot open and saw Ryoko laying next to him in her white night gown staring at him. Hey I like this one already! AHHHHHHH! That is a scary sight! Shut your trapper! "Good morning Tenchi", she purred as she wrapped her arms around him and hugged him. Get off of Lord Tenchi!! Hey! It's a movie! (As Ryoko) Blowing your brains out!!! "I was just watching you sleep", she responded "Oh yeah I remember, it (As Tenchi) makes you horny! relaxes you", he riminded himself. Hey how did you know that!?!?! Uh..duh..why else would you sleep in my room.. (seductivly) There are many things you can do in a bed.... Ryoko! Sit down and shut up! Hey that wasn't very nice! Ryoko just meant that you could eat breakfast in bed too! uh..ya kid..good observation... "You know I had the weirdest dream last night and you where in it, it's funny, but I dreamt that you were (As Ryoko) biting my head off..becasuse you love Ayeka! rubbing my breast." WHAT!?!?!!? Ohhh..Tenchi..i didn't know you were like that!! Uhh..i um..he..he.. Hey Tench..you're all red in the face....did some one have a naughty thought..? hmmm? Tenchi a short little scream as he quickly sat up and knocked over the trays of breakfast that Sasami brought up, Jeez..Tenchi..you mus've done something to be THAT clumsy!! HAHAHA! There is no need to torment Tenchi's boldness! You said it was a dream!! Of course a dream that would never happen!!!! HAHAHA the food and plates spilled all over the floor. Ryoko just sat there staring at Tenchi confused. (As Ryoko) Tenchi..did you smoke something last night?? (As Ryoko) CUz if you did..i can't believe you left me out of it!! Ha..ha..ha..keep laughing and my foot will be shoved so high up your @ss..it will take days to get it out! "What?", he asked nervously. "Oh, uh....ahem. Oh gee, uh....what are the odds of that?" (As Tenchi) Ya..im too much of a wimp to dare even think of something so horrible as that! ..wimp no...think of a horrible thing like that..yes! Ryoko cocked one eye brow still confused, she just dropped it and gave Tenchi another big hug. (As Tenchi) Damn..girl..You're gunna give me a heartattack..by hugging me so damn hard!! I don't like how this is starting..it sounds too..too..wrong..I mean think of it..Tenchi will never be with Ryoko..when he can have a wonderful pure princess..like me! (grubling under his breath) wonderful..ha! One Week Later: Oh my god! It just skipped a whole week!! No details!?!?! The horrid..the pain..i will never be able to watch another movie again!! ...uh..are you done yet? Yes..im done.. It was the night of the fair, Katsuhito was already there along with Sasami, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone, Washu was working in her lab and said she'd catch up later Washu is always in her lab... , Nobuyuki couldn't make it because he was tied up at work. Tenchi sat on the couch waiting for Ryoko, ..excuse me!?!?! waiting for Ryoko..why am I with the ditz and my lil sis..AHEM!?!?!?! This writer is going to feel my wrath..I will hunt you down!! after a few more minutes he got and was about to go get when he saw her coming down the stair wearing his mother's old kimono. Hey I look sexy! Yes you do.. ?!?!?! ?!?!?? "Well, how do I look Tenchi", she said as she spun around once to show it off. ..HOT!!! Woh..there..keep your pants on! ..I can look hotter than my self in the movie...just watch! Get away!! OFF!!! (climbs on top of Tenchi and sits in his lap, facing him) Serena? Is this what you meant by adult material.. Well..yes but I wasn't exxpecting this... Go get it Tenchi!! Watch out her comes Ayeka! Tenchi! How could you let this devil woman do this! (Not listening to any one just starts making out with Ryoko.) (stare in disbelief..) ?!??! (Faints) Well..i..uh..im going to finish the movie.. "Uh....you look great Ryoko," Tenchi answered."Just be careful okay? It was my mother's, and the dance is formal so we'll have to dress up. (As Tenchi) In other words..don't move to much you cow..you might rip the dress... *SMACK* Hey there.. YAY! Rohan got what was coming!! HAHAHA "Okay Tenchi, let's go", she said taking Tenchi's arm. They both walked out of the house together into the night. Tenchi looked at his watch to see what time it was, it read 8:00 p.m. "We still have three hours till the dance Ryoko, that'll give us time to explore", he stated. ...oooohh..exploring is good! (Goes back to making out) "Okay", Ryoko agreed. "What should we do first?" When they made it to the top of the long stairs she looked around to see what to do first. There were games to play, food stands, a few rides, Then something caught her eye. "What's that Tenchi?", (AS Tenchi) Well..Ryoko I was saving that surprise until tonight..but thats my dick! Rene..go get..some..food..heh..heh... Im not hungry!! now!! she asked pointing at one of the games. "That's the fish scooper. You wanna try it?", asked Tenchi. "Yeah", she agreed. They walked over to the game and Tenchi paid the guy running it 300 yen. He handed them both a few scoopers. They sat down on their stools in front of a big fish tank, then Tenchi explained how to do it. "All you have to do is (As Tenchi) take your hand..put it in the water and grab anything that moves. (as Ryoko) Like this? (As Tenchi)I said in the water not my pants...ohh..but thats good..too.... Hey you two gunna watch your movie or what?!?!? (gettting off of Tenchi..with fiendish smile on) Oh ya..sure.. (Looks dazed..but smiling as well.) dip the scooper in and wait for a fish to swim over it, when it does quickly scoop it up and put it in your water bag, but you have to be fast or the fish will fall through.", Tenchi explained. Ryoko nodded her and gave it a shot, she dipped her scooper in and waited for a while, she took a glane over at Tenchi and saw that he already had three. "Damn, he's sure is an expert at this", she thought to herself. she waited a while longer when she saw a fish over her scooper, she scooped it out of the water. (As Fish) NOOOOOOOOO! "Yes", she said in victory just when the fish fell through the scooper and back into the water. (as FIsh)...hahahah! She went through all three scoopers in less than 30 seconds. I am not handicapped!!!! Well according to this author...you are! Blah blah blah! (Sticks out tongue) She sighed, then Tenchi held up his bag with about 15 little gold fish in it and handed it to Ryoko, she smiled as she excepted the bag from Tenchi. Jeez, Ryoko..you seem like you wanted that bag! Hey, Mr. Dictionary...that sayd "excepted" not "expected" this stupid person can't even spell! It's "accepted"! Ok....chill out...it's only a word... They wandered around for a while and came across the food stands. Tenchi spotted Kiyone in one of them, making fried noodles. "Hey Kiyone, I didn't know you were going to work here", Tenchi said. (As Tenchi) I thought you guyz were still finding a place to sleep that only costed 1 yen a night..because you're so poor and all.. "Yeah, but this is a better chance to improve my skills", Ha! Skills! What skills...mopre like "not keeping a job" skills ..or.."can't afford bathwater" skills... HAHAHAHA! Hey guys i am back! I got lost for a second and couldn't find my way back but i am ok..hey did you know.... SHHHHHHHH! she stated. Mihoshi walked over next to Kiyone when she heard what she said. "But Kiyone I thought you said we needed another job because our budget was tight this month, and so we could take a bath every day instead of every weak", (As Mihoshi) ..because you are too big to fit into our bathtub..we had to go to the lake and bathe..but now we can't even do that because they are charging us!!! Jeez..that Mihoshi sure has a big mouth. Mihoshi ratted. "GOD DAMN IT MIHOSHI, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!", Kiyone screamed at her bone-headed partner. Mihoshi just had a hurt look on her face and walked to the back of the stand. Ryoko tried with all her might not to laugh, she just started to giggle and Kiyone looked at Ryoko with a furious expression, seeing her face the way it looked, Ryoko just burst out laughing, holding her sides since they were in pain from laughing. HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA! When she finally stopped Kiyone looked a little less angry. "You should of seen your face Kiyone", Ryoko giggled again. "Uh....could we have two fried noodles please Kiyone?", asked Tenchi. Fried noodles? That sounds nasty! Actually they are pretty good...i had them a few days ago. Really? hmmm...ok i should try them! "Coming right up", she said her face now back to normal. "She's only offering good service because she needs the money to stay clean", Ryoko whispered in Tenchi's ear giggling again. HAHAHAHAHA! Kiyone handed them their noodles, Tenchi gave her 400 yen instead of 300. As Tenchi and Ryoko walked away he started to giggle at the thought of Kiyone and Mihoshi not able to afford bath water. Then both Tenchi and Ryoko burst out laughing. When they stopped they sat down at a nearby table and wolfed down their noodles. When they finished Tenchi looked at his watch, it read 10:20 p.m. "Ryoko, we better go back to the house and get ready for the dance", Tenchi stated. Well that time went by fast... "Already? Damn that was fast", she commented. I agree! Ryoko took Tenchi's hand and in a flash they were both in Tenchi's room. Ryoko watched as Tenchi got changed. YAY!!! (wide eyed) "Whoo-hoo, alright! Yeah! Take it off baby! Show me some skin there baby!", Ryoko yelled in excitment. Hell yes!!! This is good! Oh yes!! Oh my.. Rene... I know..I know... "Do you mind Ryoko?" NO!! Hell no! "No, I don't mind if you undress in front of me", she joked. Tenchi just rolled his eyes and started to change again. He opened his closet and looked inside, he found a black tux with a bow tie and gold cufflinks. He put it on and turned to Ryoko. Ryoko gave a long loud wolf whistle as she saw him. Thats hot! "Oooohh, now that's smooth baby!", she commented. nice.... "You think so?" Actually, I think you look better with nothing on at all! (blushing) "I know so Tenchi", she said dreanily." Now it's my turn Tenchi dearest." (getting wide eyed) (getting wide eyed also) WHat is it? Is little Tenchi liking the movie now?? hmmm? "Well I...uh...I'll just wait outside while you change Ryoko." (whispering to herself) like always... "Trying to be a gentleman? You don't have to you know. Alright, you don't have to watch me change.......yet!", she gave an evil laghter. She thought about what she wanted to wear. Then she had an idea, and in a second she phased into new clothing. She wore a tight black dress with lightly dark colored pantyhose, and the went down to her ankles, the front had two straps going over her shoulder to the back(kinda like a tank top). The dress was tight enough to to show how her neatly her body was shaped. The whole dress had white shiney ribbon threaded through it so when the light hit it, it would shine and glitter white. She wore black high heels and a pearl necklace with pearl earrings. She also had put on makeup, it made her look like one of those cover girls. She walked over to Tenchi and took his hand. Holy.... (mouth dropping) "Wow, you look beautiful Ryoko", Tenchi commented. (panting) Like ya!!! (whistling) Jeez..you guys get excited by a dress..but when nothing is on..you guyz get silent..hmmm...thats strange.. I won't run from a beautiful woman..like Tenchi! What's that supposed to mean? You are a little frightened boy...Where I am a powerful and strong man! I'll show you strong...(break out into fighting) (flushed) Oh my!! They're fighting over me! Hehehe! *sigh* Rohan is always acting up like this... Is that supposed to mean I am nothing to fight over?!?!?! Well..thats not what I..AHHH(Ryoko pounces on Kiera) Rene..you can open your eyes now.. HUH!?!?! WHy are they fighting? Stupid thing..kinda funny though..hahaha! um...ok... "Thank you, ready Tenchi?", she asked, and with those words they were instantly back at the carnival. They saw the building where the dance was, when walked in the examined their surrondings, it was a gymnasiam but highly decorated, they saw the D.J. scanning through his CD's, then they spotted Ayeka and Sasami, they waved as they approached them. (stopping the fight to see what happened) Dude..Ayeka looks pretty good... (stopping the fight also) WHat is that supposed to mean!?!?! THats she is prettier than me?!?! Hell no! Girl..you are..hot!! HEHEH! Ya! (wide eyed) wow! ahh damn it! Ayeka is coming to...*sigh* What happened..please tell me that Ryoko was not making out with Tenchi... uh...she was..but you are on the movie screen!!! WHAT!?!?!?! oh wait..I am?!?! "Hello Ayeka, Sasami", Tenchi greeted. He looked at what they were wearing, Ayeka wore a red dress similar to Ryoko's exept one there were no shiney ribbons threaded throught it and one of Ayeka's sides was open so it would expose her leg. She wore light colored pantyhose and red high heels, and a red beaded necklace with gold earrings. Sasami wore a dress similar to Ayeka's except with no open leg, it was pink, she wore light colored panthose, and she wore white high heels with a white beaded choker around her neck. Ryoko came with Tenchi!?!?! AHHHHH! Yup! and he just told me I was HOT!!! me too!! ...and Rohan! You missed alot... Ok..i am going to pretend i didn't know that.. will this refresh your memory!?!?! (Jumps onto Tenchi's lap again and french kisses him madly) Tenchi!?!?! You will just let her do that to you?!?! *sigh* Ayeka..face it..you and me arn't meant to be... Yes..I am meant for Tenchi...and he to me!! (Look at each other..and start madly kissing) Hey Ayeka... *sigh* Yes? I think you're pretty... really?!?! ya! (Ayeka jumps onto him and starts kissing) Oh my g..this is worse than the movie! ANd i thought this was a lemon!?!?! Well..hopefully we can watch the rest of this movie silently.. "Hello lord Tenchi", Ayeka greeted back. "Ryoko." "Hey", Ryoko responded. Then they saw Mihoshi and Kiyone, Mihoshi wore a black dress similar to Ryoko's exept with no ribbons threaded through it and it went down to her knees and wore dark pantyhose, she also wore black high heels with dimond earrings and a gold thin chain around her neck. Kiyone wore a dark blue dress that also went down to her knees, she wore white high heels with a locket shaped like heart on her necklace with dimond earrings. "Hi Kiyone, hi Mihoshi, any luck with the food stand?", Tenchi asked Kiyone. "Well we did okay I guess", she responded. "But Kiyone, Tenchi and some other cheap guy were our only costomers", Mihoshi ratted again. "MIHOSHI, IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD WHILE WE'RE AT THIS DANCE I'M GONNA......!!!!", she was cut short by music playing. The dance started, Kiyone figured she would kill Mihoshi later because they were having to much fun. Tenchi danced with all the girls, they played stuff like jazz, blues, rock, hip-hop, and lots more. After what seemed like forever a slow song came on, it was time to slow dance. "Dance with me Tenchi", said little Sasami. "Uh, alright Sasami", he answered. (stopping for a second) What!?!?! That little girl dances with Tenchi and not me!??! He put his hands on her little waist and she put her hands on his arms since she couldn't reach his shoulders. All the other girls got a guy to dance with except for Ryoko, WHat!?!?! (stopping as well) HAHAHAH!!! she figured she would sit out on the slow dances, because believe it or not, she was a little shy about it. thats just wrong!!! After the slow dance ended the D.J. got back to the fast dancing song, Ryoko jumped in on those. They played stuff like Eminem, Coolio, B.B. King, Nirvana, Deangelo, and lots of other stuff, they had it all. Then another slow dancing song came on, Ryoko went to sit out again. "Tenchi, may I have the honer of having this dance?", asked Ayeka. "Sure Ayeka", he answered. What the hell!!! Now this is a movie!! Tenchi put his hands halfway around her waist and she put her arms around his neck. It was finally at the bridge of the song, Tenchi looked over Ayeka's shoulder and saw Ryoko sitting out, he also noticed that when he danced with Sasami. Finally the song ended and the fast dance started, when they played hip-hop they danced hip-hop, when they played jazz they danced jazz, when they played blues they danced blues, whatever they played they danced. Then another slow dance song came on, and Ryoko sat out again. this guy is crazy!! "Uh, Tenchi? Would you uh....dance with me?", Mihoshi asked shyly. "Of course I will Mihoshi", he responded. Tenchi put his hands on her waist and Mihoshi put her arms on his shoulders. Tenchi yet again stared at Ryoko wondering why she was sitting out. After what seemed like forever the song ended and went back to the faster stuff. One song they played was Aqua, he had no idea why they would play that so he just went along with it. And then another slow dance song came on. "Hey, Tenchi, will dance dance with me", asked Kiyone. "Yeah sure Kiyone", he answered. even Kiyone!?!?! this is so stupid!!! HAHAHAHA! Hey girl chill..it's obviously gunna get better.. Ya hey look at it this way...he loves you not ayeka! HAHA...*gulp* (notices Ayeka is glaring at him) Hey girl...uh..(Shoves his face on hers and kisses her) hey good point..hey Tench..let's watch the rest.. ok.. They did the same routine as all the others, as he danced with Kiyone he yet again saw Ryoko sitting out. He just couldn't figure it out. When the song ended the fast stuff played again, then for some reason they played Meat Loaf, Tenchi shuddered at that name, so he didn't dance to that one, but he saw Ryoko dancing. He headed towards Ryoko to ask why she kept sitting out. But then he stopped when the lights dimmed, he knew another slow dance was coming on. He saw Ryoko head over to the chair and sit down. "Alright everyone this is the last dance, grab yourself a partner and get down", the D.J. anounced. Tenchi walked over to Ryoko, she looked up at him as Tenchi reached out his hand. "May I have this dance", Tenchi asked Ryoko. YAY!!!!! WOOHOO!!!! Woh..I guess you're kinda happy... She just looked at Tenchi, after a few moments she took his hand and lifted herself out off the chair and stood right in front of Tenchi. She nodded her head and walked with Tenchi to the middle of the dance floor, Tenchi put his hands around Ryoko's waist and Ryoko put her arms around Tenchi's neck. Then the song started, Tenchi reckonized the song right away. It was a song called "True" and it was performed by "Spandali Ballet". A ballet??? HUh?? I know this song..? it's kinda...uh nice... "Ryoko? Why have you been sitting out for all the slow dances?", Tenchi asked. (pausing the kissing...as ryoko)Because i can't dance..my feet are too big and i am afraid that everyone will spit at me!! (glaring) Watch it! "Well....Because I couldn't find anybody to dance with, and I was just shy", Ryoko confessed. SHy?!?! ha!! "Shy about what Ryoko? You shouldn't have anything to be shy about", Tenchi said. Ya..thats right! "Really?" Really really "Really", Tenchi responded. Really really! "Tenchi I....I....I love you." (mimicking Tenchi) blah blah..I don't love you!!!! Tenchi pulled Ryoko closer to him and wrapped his arms all the way around Ryoko's waist and held her in an embrace. Ryoko wrapped her arms all the way around Tenchi's neck and rested her head on Tenchi's chest. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! "I love you too Ryoko", Tenchi whispered in her ear. Ryoko shed a tear of joy Tear..of joy?? huh!?! as the to of them danced to the song while in an embrace. When the song ended Tenchi grabbed the jacket to his tux and exited while Ryoko held on to his arm. Mihoshi and Kiyone went home because they had to get up in the morning to go to work. (whispering) ya to get an early start on the lake water... Ayeka and Sasami went home and went to bed. She seemed to be overwhelmed by what happen that night. Tenchi picked her up in his arms, cradling her he started his ventured for home. (talking to Tenchi) You should do that more often.. He could hear her groaning in her sleep, groaning...? whispering Tenchi's name. That would scare me... Finally he reached the house, he opened the door quietly and shut it. He reached the sairs and climbed up them, when he reached his room he opened the door, stepped inside and closed it, he carefully set Ryoko down in his bed and took off her shoes and covered her up. He leaned forward and kissed Ryoko tenderly on the lips. When he broke away Ryoko started to relax. "I love you, my Ryoko", Tenchi whispered. (teary eyed) I love you too Tenchi!!! (rolling her eyes) Ugh! To be continued.... What!?!?! I thought this was a lemon!??!! Ya wheres all the good stuff!?!?! Authors Notes: Okay, now we're getting to the good stuff, And where is it mister!??! You can't call this a lemon..I mean good plot and all..you saved this movie by adding me and tenchi together..but the resr sucked!!! AHH please please no more applause. Applause,...? I only hear crickets... Anyway, any questions or comments e-mail me at brandonblair@hotmail.com Okay take care now bye-bye then. ~Commentary~ Ryoko:Well it was good and all..i missed half of it when I was..*cough* ahem..distracted...ok so I was making out with Tenchi..what I didn't like was the shy part..ok people think they know me by having me act all shy and stuff..but seriously i would not be the only one without someone to dance with...There is no way Sasami could get a guy and not me!!!I mean come on..ROhan and Tenchi were fighting over me...does Sasami get that..no way!!! Oh and Tenchi, I love you!! Tenchi: It was ok..good story line..i didnt see all of it..but i saw a good portion..huh? what was my favorite part? well i guess that would have to be the carnival..i like that carnival..oh the part about Mihoshi and Kiyone..but seriously..don't tell them that i told you...but..they are still camping out behind the Sushi House with their belongings..they still havn't gotten an apartment..I think its a little mean to show them like that in movies...but its so hilarious!! Ya so it was good...oh and Ryoko..don't kill Ayeka too bad!! Love you! Ayeka: I think it totally sucked! I mean hello...if it wasn't for RYoko's stupid seducing I would totally win..look at me and then her...ya..WHAT!?!?! Tenchi was fighting over her with Rohan! That tramp! Of course Tenchi couldn't help it...she probably has him under mind control or something..oh ya the movie..ya the dance was great..HAHAHA! exspecially how Ryoko couldn't get a guy to dance with her...HAHAHA..my own little sister got a guy!! HAHAHA...ya..oh and Ryoko..You are so dead!! Serena: Where was the lemony part!!! I have a copy of the script in my hands..and the only lemon part..could be when the were getting changed..and they didn't even show anything...! Huh? Is darian awhereof my whereabouts? Hell no! I can't watch a lemon movie with him around..I never get to see it...let's just say..he lets the rabbit out the cage easily...hahaha..*sigh* No I didn't have a choice in bringing Rene..the people that told me to see the movie actually requested I bring her..I don't know why...ya and It made me mad..that Ayeka AND Ryoko got some guy..and I was stuck with Rene..oh well Rene: I didn't like it that much..well I didn't see anything actually..I was lost for half it or had my eyes close..and there wasn't any thing bad was there?? Serena complains too much about bringing me to things..oh well..so anyways..i liked the part about the blonde girl and the one that always got mad..it was a little funny..Mihoshi it hink it was? oh well..i hope to come to one with me in it next time.. Rohan: That movie was so not a lemon..I was looking for some hard core stuff going on..all I got was to see Tenchi change and RYoko in a hot dress..they didn't even show her get dressed! What kinda lemon is that!?!?! Ya so RYoko picked Tenchi over me...oh well i got to mess around with Ayeka..she's ok..kinda bossy..and whiny..and not as hot..shes ok looking..but all i could do or would is a one night stand..speaking of such... Kiera: I feel I had no part in this whole "soap opera" Tenchi and Ryoko were getting it on..Ayeka and Rohan..which I have to get on him about...Rene the little girl complaining..Serena was the only other "normal" person that was around..unfortunatly she didn't talk much..any wayz..good story but like everyone else..WHERE'S THE LEMON!!! there wasn't even any limes!! I can't beleive that! AT least I saw was Tenchi..and let me tell you...yummy! He's tasty!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SO Serena ..goin any where..? Ya..im hooking up with Darian in a few.. ...ok...hey Ryoko whatcha up too? Me and Tench are gunna grab something to eat and then have some fun..(SMiles slyly at Tenchi) *sigh* K have fun...Ayeka? Rohan invited me to take an exhibit around his complex..and take a tour of his new furniture... (thinking) another word for "Hop into my bed and lets do something..." (outloud) Is anyone not doing something!?!?! (silence) AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO! (entering theater) Well hello girl..would you like to help me collect samples..? (looking with interest whilke walking towards door with Washu) (slyly) Oh..extracting DNA samples from a patients lower parts.. Oh like their legs? ya..he..he..legs right..you can be my first patient...(looks sly again while grinning...internal laughing) HAHAHAHA! Ok!!