A shaft of blue light comes down from the heavens and desposits the Blonde Scientist on the ground. With a giggle she tosses her knee length long hair. Genesischan: "Hi! Since everyone's doing it i thought i'd draft a few my friends and do a MST of a lemon." She waves her hands and 3 more shafts of light come down from the sky and deposit 3 more helpless victims. One is a man with thigh length black hair in a t-shirt and jeans with a katana at his belt. He is Hajamari Tamashii. Hajamairi: What that the??!! >glances at genesischan< Oh god not you.... please tell me this isn't what you I think it is...... In another shaft is a guy of about 17 wearing jeans and a tshirt. He has brown hair and a lopsided grin. He is Rick Vale, world renowned pervert and resident pyrokinetic. Rick: Hey Genessis long time no see! From the last shaft a scream of rage is emited. Aball of fire clears to reveal a red headed man of about 26, tall and muscualar his cloths are masked by a robe... He is Victor Soryu, the strongest Psi talent in the Nightparade system. Victor: Oh shit...this isn't that MST thing is it? Genesis:You bet Vic!!! Hajamari: That's outragious!! I'm not even in my won fict and i'm running MST duty!? >Draws Honor blade< This is an outrage!!! Rick: >licks lips< Okay so let me get this straight? This is a *lemon*? Oh hell yeah... Seats appear and everyone sits down.....mainly because genesis forces them all to sit using the tea rule >highly scientific< Genesischan: Come on, it'll be fun!! On with the show!! Curtain draws apart. Shinji The 10 o'Clock Assassin, alias Purge Raizah Hajamari:oh shit...not him....oh this is gonna suck. Terror-Dack-Chill and Mobile Otaku Band. As well as Temple Of Teal-Dressed Goddess, Rolento's Evil Mission, Team Yagami, Izumi Maki Fanclub, and Society To Prevent Cruelty To Shinji Ikari Rick: Wow...this guy sounds...well.....wacked. Rei's cooler than shinji. Victor: >Flashes rick an evil look< Shut up fire boy, i'll waste you. Unit one is the bomb. Hajamari: Just a little ooc there victor? Victor: I'm only a supreme bad ass during roleplaying...during my off hours i'm actually just an everyday guy. Genesis: Uhh...yeah, and my experiments are safe. tyree3@pacbell.net Genesis:Quick victor memorize that!! Victor: Why? Genesis: you'll see. This is a rewrite of this fanfic. Thanks to Shade and Spencer Trace for catching my mistakes. Rick: Hey it's a rewrite! It can't suck all that bad!! Hajamari: You didn't read his evangelion stories did you? WARNING: This fanfic contains SEX! Viewer's discretion is strongly advised. All the characters portrayed in this fanfic are 18 years or older. ALL OF THEM!!! Oh! And the "Lemon Commandment" of Incest has been broken! Rick: Oh hell yeah! Hajamari tries to take a swing with the sword at rick. Rick: Ah shit! what, watch it with that thing sword boy. The characters of Tenchi Muyo belong to AIC and Pioneer. Genesis:That reminds me i've got to visit washu one of these day.... * * * * * * * * * * * * 10-CHI CLAN "The Quickies" * * * * * * * * * * * * It's morning. The sun beats down upon the Masaki household as the alarm Rick: Hey where's the sex dammit!!?? Victor: Quiet barbacue boy or i'll melt your brain. goes off in Tenchi's room. He opens his eyes and tries to focus them. Then he rolls over to find that he's not alone; Ryoko's right next to him, waking and totally naked. ::Rick: OH hell yeah!!!:: ::Genesis: You're easy to please aren't you:: ::Hajamari: Dista mayu, my blade protect me from the perversion:: Ryoko: Good morning, Tenchi. [SHWING!!] ::Rick: SHWING?! That's it!? oh man weak.:: ::Victor:>glares at rick< just shut up, you're adding lines and making this take longer! Tenchi: Oh no, Ryoko! Not in the middle of the morning! Ryoko: Yes, Tenchi. I want it... right... now... ::Rick: Hey man, you heard her, give it to her!!:: ::Genesischan: wow...Washuchan...i never knew your daughter was...:: Tenchi curses himself as he grabs Ryoko and slams his mighty Johnson into ::All: Did he just say "mighty johnson?":: her. Never mind that, as soon as he's in, she's already lost deep in hyperspace, he thought. He just wants to get her off and be done with it... [SPLURRRT!!] ::rick: >pout< Oh man weak....:: ::Hajamari: pervert:: Tenchi grabs some clean clothes and leaves his room. Ryoko's on the bed feeling as stoned as Mt. Everest without the snow. ::Victor: That's the problem with people now day's, no stanima:: ::Genesis:>sidlong glance:: ::Victor: what!?:: -=**=- He goes into the nearest bathroom, but the door's locked. Suddenly the door gets opened from the inside. It's Aeka, the princess of Jurai, wearing only her bathrobe. ::Rick: Hey, second chance...come to papa aeka....>smooch smooch<:: ::Hajamari:>clobers rick with butt of sword< Dishonorable pervert:: Aeka: Oh, my apologies. The other washroom is still in repairs (from me and Ryoko fighting over you). Your father said it was okay to... [SHWING!!] ::Rick: >groggliy< oh man...weak.< Too late! Tenchi pushes her back into the bathroom and flings off her towel. He takes her by the thighs and slurps his tongue at her soft petals. This is not ::Genesis: Wow...um...uh...who's idea was this?:: ::All:: YOURS!!:: exactly what Aeka wanted... Change that! This is what Aeka wanted all morning! Tenchi stuck his mighty Johnson into the princess's most sacred love canal. Her majesty was already gone. Her "Queen's English" has been reduced to Latin, to Greek, and finally to just prehistoric grunts. ::Rick:Muchanga me me, boner. >chuckle<:: ::Victor: I hope you die really soon.:: [SPLURRRT!!] ::Rick: Okay this offically sucks ass:: ::Genesischan:>tries to get up and leave only to find ablade under her throat<:: ::hajamari:and where do you think you're going?:: Sigh... Tenchi took his shower. Then he puts on his day clothes, being ::Rick: YES SWEET SHOWER SCENE!!!:: ::Victor:I'm warning you.:: careful not to awaken her royal highness from her royal high, and leaves the bathroom. -=**=- Tenchi then goes downstairs, and then realizes not to make as much noise. ::Rick: Bet he get's grabed.:: ::Victor: Behind you tenchi!!:: Just then, a pair of mechanical "grab-bots" appear from out of nowhere and try to capture him. With squirrel-like speed and agility Tenchi tries his best to defend himself from said attacks. But they were too powerful for him to handle. And he then gets dragged into Washuu's lab producing heavy protest. ::Victor: I warned him.:: ::Hajamari: You're not going anywhere genesis....this was YOUR idea...you live with it:: Shackled to a table within a darkened room, Tenchi soon catches a view of his kidnapper: Washuu, sporting the "Ritsuko Akagi (tm)" look. ::Hajamari>leaps up, genesischan bolts out of her seat< See!! I knew that was gonna happen!!! Guy's got an unatural obsession with Akagi-senpai!!:: Washuu: I'm here to collect your sperm samples again, Tenchi. ::Rick: lucky sob:: [SHWING!!] ::Rick: I'm sensing a pattern here....:: ::Victor:you too huh?:: Tenchi doesn't have a choice at this matter. Washuu opens her nyloned legs wide to give him a view he'll never forget. Then she frees his mighty Johnson ::Rick: TENCHI'S COOKN' JOHNSONVILLE BRATS!!!:: ::Victor: >points at rick and fries him with a purple lightning bolt< It had to be done:: from its cage and proceeds to submerse it into her tight pussy. Tenchi's cock doubles in size, and Washuu uses every known trick in the Universal Kama Sutra ::Genesis:>from the back of the theater< That's a big book.:: book to get him off. His fuse goes short very quickly, and Washuu feels it as well. She pulls him out, grabs the bucket nearby, and performs fellatio over it. ::All turn green:: [SPLURRRT!! SPLURRT!!] ::Rick: >climbs back in his seat< Oh man, that's to much even for me....:: ::Victor: Didn't i just fry you?:: ::Rick: >lights finger on fire< some trash don't burn, red.:: Washuu: My-my, Tenchi. That's all you can give? Tenchi: I couldn't help it. Ryoko and Aeka got to me first. Washuu: Oh, damn my luck! ::Rick:>washu< but that brat's so tasty!:: ::Hajamari turns bright red:: ::Genesis: Quick restrain him!!!:: ::Victor pushes hajamari towards rick:: ::Rick: Ah shit!!!:: ::Hajamari chases rick around the screening room swinging his katana:: -=**=- Despite his morning troubles Tenchi manages to have some breakfast and be on his way to the city. Along the way he almost passes the Miho-Kiyo residence only to realize that he's suppose to pick up something from them. He knocks on their door... ::>Hajamari stops< Oh god, how low can it get, a 'verse lemon...:: ::Rick:>dashes back in seat< SAFE!!:: Kiyone: Who is it?! ::Rick: >bursts into flames< The bush that don't burn baby!:: ::Victor: >electric lynching on rick< It had to be done.:: Tenchi: It's me, Tenchi! Mihoshi: Alright! It's Tenchi! Come on in! ::Rick: hehe....come...:: ::Genesischan>kicks doors< oh for the love of...I built the damn thing i should know how to get out...:: And he does what he says, only to find out that the Miho-Kiyo duo are currently trying out the latest in summer swimwear! ::Rick: Lemme guess...shwing?:: ::Hajamari: I get that same vibe: [SHWING ONCE MORE!!] ::Victor:wow...origanality...it's SWING ONCE MORE!! this time.:: Mihoshi: Wow! Whatta big Johnson you got there! ::Rick: TENCHI'S COOKN' JOHNSONVILLE BRATS!!!:: ::Victor: Don't you ever die?:: ::Rick: I honestly dunno.:: Kiyone: I guess we should do something about it. A coin gets tossed. Mihoshi calls for heads. The coin shows tails and Kiyone ends up giving him head. Tenchi's trapped within the world of total ::Rick: Okay....that's super weak man...:: ::genesis: okay...now if i just get a drill this should be okay....:: pleasure as she gives his mighty Johnson a tongue massage. [SPLURRRT!!] ::Hajamari:>very seriously< I'm going cut my guts open...i need someone to cut off my head...:: Kiyone's whole face was covered with his sticky, white cum. Kiyone: Mmmm... Delicious. ^_^ But I don't think we're done with you just yet. ::Rick:>kiyone< oh no tenchi....now we must grill the brat.... >lights hand on fire< oh yeah...:: ::Victor: You need therapy.:: She then tells him to go over to Mihoshi, who was already getting herself ready for the ultimate in manhood. In no time he starts thrusting into her like a piston. His actions cause the beautiful scatterbrain... to actually start thinking rationally. Kiyone is puzzled by this, but her train of thought is cut short as Tenchi ::Rick: Mihoshi thinking??!!! No way...it's proabably get me the hell out of here..:: ::Hajamari: Okay no really, some one cut off my damn head. It doesn't count if i do it myself.:: ::Genesis: >looks at busted drill:: okay...maybe an laser torch......< returns the favor and gives her pussy a full tongue massage. After making her explode like a firecracker Tenchi leaves her gushing pussy and slushes his Johnson between her large, heaving breasts. ::Rick: oh ro, the rattln' bog, the bog down in the valley oh....:: ::Victor: >veins standing out< oh god i wish you'd just die:: ::Rick: Hey vic check out the screen:: [SPLURRRT ANOTHER TIME!!] ::Victor: Oh shit that's gross.:: With the two ravishing ladies tonguing themselves after a hot post-morning's orgy, Tenchi leaves their apartment with the thing he neaded: a new tube of Bengay and a bottle of "Painkillahz." ::Hajamari: Okay, now i wish i used a gun instead of a sword...:: -=**=- "My language is harsh! And coarse like the sands of time! You will be STRUCK! With a tidal wave of words!" Tenchi's at Tokyo University's History 5 class watching a film about the Reformation, where Martin Luther and his followers take a stand against the spoiling of religion. After class Tenchi's about to leave when he hears a certain voice... ::Rick:Anyone know what the hell that was about?:: ::All shake their heads no:: Sakuya: Afternoon, Ten-chan. ::Rick: Incoming shwing...:: [SHWING!!] ::Rick: There, the shwing has landed.:: ::Genesis>looks at wasted laser< wow...this doors harder than a tax return.:: Tenchi: AAACK!! Hi... Sakuya... Sakuya: (Comes over towards him.) Isn't it amazing! The past can be so cool once you take the opportu... (Notices his painful hard-on.) Tenchi... Let's go... ^_^; ::Rick:Okay that's vile. especally because the english sakuya sounds exaclty like Mayuka...:: Sakuya takes Tenchi to the nearby cheap motel where she removes her panties from under her ravishingly short skirt. She leans on the wall as Tenchi, overdriven with lust, "Johnsonizes" her as well. Sakuya screams with pain as well ::Victor: Johnsonize? Is that even a word?:: ::Genesis:>with some sort of mounted laser< No.:: ::Hajamari: Mebbe if i bash my head against this wall....:: as estacy, since she's not used to the immence "banging" like Tenchi's alien girlfriends were. But she loves him SO much that she allows him to do anything he wants to her, knowing that his mighty Johnson can get both of them off. ::rick:>grabs popcorn and starts munching< Wow that one was minamally disgusting...:: ::Victor: Calm before the perv.:: [SPLURRRT!!] ::Rick:.....okay that one got me by suprise.:: ::Victor: You weren't paying attention.:: Afther about an hour of this, Tenchi and Sakuya left the motel promising to meet (and screw) again. ::>rick starts humming bad porn music<:: -=**=- Maybe the rest of the day will... Aw, screw it! Tenchi thought as a Ryo-Ohki-style spaceship hovers over his head. He tries to run, but he's immediately captured by the ship's tractor beam. ::Rick: ah shit...not the cabbit...that's gross....:: ::Hajamari:>groggily< okay...head bashing extremly painful...and i'm still consious....< Tenchi's soon shackled (Again?) to a cross in the center of a dark room where infamous bounty hunter Nagi conjures up a way of using him as bait for ::Rick: oh man...gross....nagi....aw shit man come on....:: Ryoko. For some reason she has the heat up too high. So she decides to remove her black cloak. She ends up revealing to poor Tenchi her ravashingly slender body wearing a see-through fabric nightgown. ::Victor: How convientent she was wearing that....<:: [SHWING!!] ::Rick: We HAVE SHWING!!!:: ::Genesis: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!:: >muffled explosion< ::Genesis:stupid door....:: Nagi smirks at the large bulge in his pants, deciding to have a little fun. She strikes down upon her prey like an eagle and shoves his painfully mighty Johnson ::rick: TENCHI'S COOKN' JOHSONVILLE BRATS!!!:: ::victor: you live for that don't you?:: into her. She manages to get it all in despite the immence pain caused from such manhood as his. But it looks like it's Tenchi's turn to be lost in hyperspace. ::Rick: Eveyone look away from the screen!!:: [SPLURRRT...!!] ::Rick: Okay it's safe.:: ::Hajamari: okay, seriously, some one clobber me here....okay...i'm not doing so good by myself...:: Nagi has succeeded in making him explode into her. She allows herself to have an orgasm in front of him, to hear her cum as she drenches his mighty Johnson, mixing her liquid with his... ::Rick: okay that's "secret sauce":: ::Victor: >grits teeth< no killing...no killing..... Mitsuki: FREEZE!! You are under arrest! Come out with your hands out, NOW!! It's Mitsuki in her Galaxy Police ship. It seems that Nagi has spent too much time in the "No Spaceship Docking Zone." ::Rick: All who think that was weak raise you hand:: >all raise hand< Nagi: Damn...! -=**=- Mitsuki: Are you alright? Tenchi: I'm not sure. I've been having sex with women all day. Mitsuki: Tell ya what: Take a little rest. Lay on my bed for a while. Okay? Tenchi: Why, thanks Mitsuki. (She's not really as mean as Kiyone said she is.) ::Victor: aww...please...not with mitsuki....she's only in about 2 episodes...:: While Tenchi slept Mitsuki takes the opportunity to try out those neat street clothing she's got from Mihoshi. Apparently she's making a bit too much noise. Tenchi wakes up to see what the commotion's all about, just to be greeted by a very sexy-looking Mitsuki, exposing her light-blue underwear whilst she was putting on her leggings. [SHWING*2!!!] ::Rick:>spits soda< christ...he's the friggn' engergizer bunny!:: Mitsuki: Oh no. Guess I was too much stimulation for you there, huh? Tenchi: Mitsuki... Help me... Mitsuki: Alright, alright. Here you go, kid. ::Genesis: Okay....i'm now attempting to negotiate our release with the door....:: ::Hajamari: GODDAMN IT WHY WON'T THIS HEAD BASHING THING WORK??!!:: Tenchi viciously stabs his might Johnson into the depths of her sex canal. ::Rick: TENCHI'S COOKN' JOHNSONVILLE BRATS:: ::Victor: Okay...that is now offically anoying...:: But after a while he notices that the expression on her face didn't change. ::Rick: Okay everone ignore this part....:: Tenchi: Uh... Mitsuki. You're... not... Mitsuki: Oh, me? I do this all the time. This is how I rise through the police ranks. And besides, I earn some pocket change that way. So, screw to your heart's content. ::Genesischan::>in doorese< okay...come on...open up.....i'll give you a cookie....:: ::Hajamari:>bash bash bash bash bash< "Screw" was the word that immediately set him off. His manhood continuously plunges into her like a raging demon. Her power universal is so good; it's bringing him to the brink of eruption. Mitsuki, after years of her pussy being plunged into, finds herself moaning louder... [SPLURRRRTT!!!] ::Rick: okay there it was...we can watch agian.:: Mitsuki: (How can this be? I've had dicks as big as these before... But obviously this guy knows how to fuck a lady. I should do more Jurai-blooded Earthlings from now on!) ::Rick: or maybe just be in more lemons:: ::Victor: okay you have apoint there....: Tenchi: Mitsuki... I have to go... Mitsuki: Go? And why's that? Tenchi: My friends are worried about me at home. Mitsuki: Oh. I'm sorry... I just need you to help fill out this Incident Report, please. Tenchi: *_*; It doesn't change, does it? ::Rick: obsucure joke...this has been and obscure joke....:: -=**=- Tenchi finally makes it back to the Masaki household, but Mayuka runs him over trying to greet him at the door. ::Rick: HOLD IT MAYUKA'S AN OAV CHARACTER!!!:: ::victor: just go with it.:: Mayuka: Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! I'm so glad that daddy's back!! Tenchi: Ouch... Mayuka. You weigh a ton! ::all: aww.....she's so cute....:: Mayuka: Did you bring me anything, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy?! Tenchi: [That Mayuka is so cute... AAAARGH!! I'M NO PEDOPHILE!!] ::Rick: Oh god he wouldn't.....:: ::Victor: he would:: ::Genesis: >in doorese< I'm done asking nicely! Open the hell up!!:: Uh... No, I didn't. Sorry. Mayuka: Awww... Well, that's okay! Daddy can give me something else! Right, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy?!! ^0^ ::Rick: NOOOOOO!!!! [SHWING!! AAAAAHH!! NOT WITH HER!!] Mayuka: Oh, what a big thing you got between your legs, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! [Massages her hand over the bulge in his pants.] ::Rick: >puts down popcorn< okay...i'm not hungry anymore....:: Tenchi: [The better to fuck your...] AAAARGH!! No, Mayuka! I can't... Aw, fuck it! ::Victor: interesting choice of words...:: Tenchi's animalistic urges take over once again. He frees his mighty Johnson ::Rick: i'm not gonna say it...:: ::Victor: TENCHI'S COOKN' JOHNSONVILLE BRATS!!!: ::Rick: you realize i hate you.:: ::Victor: preciscly:: ::Hajamari: >bash< i think i got it....oh damn it....:: and pounds the living daylights out of his own blood relative. Mayuka howls outworldishly as she feels herself get banged and filled and violated repeatedly for minutes on end... [SPLURRRTT!!] ::Rick: how the hell does he do it?:: An uncontrollable shockwave hits Tenchi as he empties his seed into her. And he keeps on filling her; he's unable to stop his torrent of semen squirting from out of his manhood. It ends up spilling from out of the lucious daughter's pussy and onto the floor. ::Rick: okay, i don't feel so good...:: ::>victor moves down a seat<:: Mayuka: Oooooohhh... That was the greatest, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! Let's do this again and again and again and again, forever and ever and ever, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! ::Rick: ::Barfs where victor *was* sitting<:: Tenchi: I'm going to hell for this... I just know I'm going to hell for this... ::Rick: you're gonna burn masaki...:: -=**=- After a good dinner, Tenchi decides to hit the bed early. He knew it's going to be one of those days again tomorrow: The fighting, the explosions, the swift mood changes, the havoc, the drama, and ultimately the fucking. This is terrible. He wished he'd never freed the demon, Ryoko, from her prison. ::Hajamari: okay...i'm bleeding...but not unconscious:: ::Genesis: YOU SOB DOOR!! I AM YOUR CREATOR!!! YOU WILL OBEY ME!!! OPEN THE HELL UP!!:: Just then, a soft light appears in the middle of the room. Tenchi gets up to see what it is, thinking it's probably Ryoko or Washuu trying to get another fuck from him. But then, it turns out to be the High Goddess of Jurai Tsunami; wearing the Juraian ceremonial robe, a weak smile on her face, and nothing else. ::Victor: it's okay now...tsunami is here....nothing nasty ever happens to tsunami.:: Tsunami: Well, Lord Tenchi. It seems that it was a busy day for you. Tenchi: Well... heh. The only complaint is that it's taking it's toll on me. I can't keep doing this forever, you know. ::Rick: Bastard made me waste popcorn...:: Tsunami: But you have drunk the water from the tree of life, Tenchi Masaki. You will be able to last for centuries. There is no need for you to worry about that. ::Rick:wow...viagra for jurians....:: Tenchi: You've got to excuse me, Miss Tsunami. All I want right now is sleep, pure unadulterated sleep. Tsunami: Then let me send you to dreamland, Lord Tenchi. ::Rick: he wouldn't....:: And with that, the High Goddess of Jurai flings off her robe to reveal... A Juraian summer string bikini swimsuit! [SSSSHHHWWWWIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!] ::Rick:: can't.....:: ::Hajamari: Okay i can't see straight now....:: Tenchi: .......... Let's eat... Tenchi takes the high priestess by the waist and kisses her in the mouth. He ::victor: he just did.:: moves her bikini aside and starts slamming her with his mighty*2 Johnson. It ends ::Rick: TENCHI'S URRk*!!!:: barfs where victor *was* sitting< juices onto his shaft, balls, and legs. He feels it coming, and he removes himself from her gates as he rolls her over and prepares to unleash his furry all over her supreme goddess busoms. [SSSSPPLLLUUURRRRTTTT!!!!!!] ::Rick: Okay did anyone get the email at the beginging of the fic?:: Tenchi's mighty*2 Johnson fires blast after blast of jizz all over Tsunami's face, hair, and breasts. She grabs his Johnson and slurps the rest of his stickiness from his member. ::Victor: no aim whatsoever...:: ::Rick: oh shit man, you are pure evil:: ::Victor: I know.:: ::Hajamari: okay....maybe bashing your head into a wall isn't the smartest thing in the world...:: -=**=- He's now in his dreamscape. He's laying back on a tree at the school park, waiting for his mother. And here she comes, wearing that lovely Japanese school outfit and her hair in a long ponytail. It's Achika. ::Rick: this thing never ends....:: ::Genesischan: you know what hell is? Hell's when the door you created calls you a egomaniacal bitch....:: Tenchi: Oh mom! I'm so glad I can see you again! Achika: (Gives him a hug.) Tenchi, my son. I'm so proud of you. You're growing up to be a healthy boy. Tenchi: Mom. My life is so messed up now. I'm having sex with all these alien girls. And I can't seem to stop myself. ::Rick: at least it isn't urusei yatsura...:: Achika: And they can't seem to stop you either? Tenchi: They don't wanna stop me! I mean... What if I were to suddenly end up banging Sasami? ::Victor: oh please god no....:: Achika: I believe it's been taken care of. The author of this fanfic may be a pervert, but he's not that sick. ::Rick: i did not just hear that.....:: ::Victor: talk about a freak...:: Tenchi: But I just did Mayuka! Achika: I believe he was using the Mayuka from our second Tenchi Muyo movie. ::Genesischan >facevault< She's an oav..character...and if this is a TV lemon what the hell is sasami doing here?:: Tenchi: This is nuts! I'm turning into a sadistic pervert just like my dad! Achika: Tenchi dear... Your dad's not a sadistic pervert. ::Rick: okay.....this guy's wacked...:: Tenchi's dad, young Nobuyuki, is in his room, butt-nekkid and totally evaporated from having way too much sex with Achika. ::Victor: okay...that is NOT cool in any way shape or form...:: ::Hajamari: um...hey guys...why are there 6 of you?:: Achika: I AM!! [Flings up her skirt to give her future son a good long look.] [SSSSHHHWWWWIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!] Tenchi: MOOOOOM!!! I....!! Can't.... Oh, forget it! ::Genesischan >turns green<:: ::Victor:: there goes the last thing sacred in all the tenchi universe...:: Tenchi grabs his future mother and leans her back to the tree. He then frees his mighty*3 Johnson and slides it into her pussy, which is wet like the Pacific ::Rick: okay no one say it.:: ::Hajamari: hey....>squints at screen< that is one big johnsonville brat.:: ::>victor frys hajamari with a purple lightning bolt< It had to be done:: Ocean and flowing with girlcum like the Nile River. He bangs his own mother continuously and mercilessly, all sence and logic past the point of no return. Achika's currently holding on for dear life, screaming out her son's name as he gets ready to ignite once again. [SSSSPPLLLUUURRRRTTTT!!!!!!] ::Rick: >BARF!!< -=**=- Tenchi's eyes snap open, bringing him back into the real world. That was the world wet dream he had since the alien girls bunked here. But somehow he still feels that great warmth and wetness along his Johnson. Someone's in bed with him. ::Genesischan: oh god let it end....:: Tenchi: (I wonder who it is this time. If it's Ryo-Ohki, I'm committing suicide.) ::Rick: so will i....:: He flings off the covers, and a beautiful girl had his mighty cock all into her mouth and down her throat. It can be said that it was the best "deep throat" performed by anyone within this series. Only... This girl is... Miaka: VANILLA ICE CREAM!! ::>all face vault< Tenchi: [Grimacing] Dammit, Miaka! Why the hell do you gotta come all the way from "Mysterious Play" to suck _my_ dick?!! ::Victor: >Stands up, wind effect, a purple star appears on his forehead< Let's kill this bastard....:: ::Rick:>burst into flames< How bout a little fire mr. 10 o'clock....:: ::Hajamari:>groggily pulls sword< When i see im, I'll kill all 3 of im. Miaka: [With his dick still in her mouth.] Because it's the biggest. Bigger than Tamahome, Hotohori, Nuriko, Mitsukake, Tasuki, and Chichiri combined. ::Genesischan:>pulls big ass shoulder gun< Okay that's it....let's get him.:: Tenchi: That's it! I'm turning gay! Maybe Nuriko's still available... ::>all burst out of their chairs as the doors open and book ass out the door< THE (very disturbing) END * * * * * * * * * * * * Outside the viewing room: ::rick: okay which way to the assasin's house???:: ::Victor: I'm gonna enjoy this....:: ::Hajamari: okay, i'm still bleeding....:: ::Genesischan: Okay i think he's that way.....:: >all execpt genesis run off< ::Genesischan: Good now's my chance to escape before they remember who's idea this was... See you next time guys....:: Okay that was my first MST: Send C and C to Genesischan@hotmail.com Even if you hated it...thought it was lame....laughed your ass of....send the EMAIL!! Victor Langley Soryu is from the genesis Mindworks system "Nightparade: Above and beyond" Hajamari Tamashii if from the Genesis mindworks fic: Way of the Sword>in progress< Rick is a character in the "Nightparade above and beyond" system Genesischan is headwriter for the fanfiction company :Genesis