Anime chars. are not mine. that is all. AN MST OF "LOVE AT THE SHRINE" STARRING- DarkTemplar!-BOW TO MEEEE! Ayeka&Ryoko!-Tenchi......*drool* DarkTemplar's bud, EDDIE!-ummm....hi.... Vegeta!-GRRRR! Kagato!-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hum. It was a quiet evining aboard the Hyperion-class 2ge38 "RIOTSTOPPER". DarkTemplar(imagine "the creator" from amazing nurse nanako) slowly chewed a bagel while wathing a cheap tenchi movie. "duhh...im stuupid!" tenchi cried. or at least thats what mr DarkTemplar wanted ta hear. you see, he envied tenchi. and hoped to get rid of him and steal his hot anime chicks. but only one way would weaken his powerful jurai powers. by warping his brittle virgin mind... THROUGH SHOWING HIM BAD ANIME!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA......hum. now, the Hyperion-class 2ge38 "RIOTSTOPPER" had all of washu's gadjets, and more. it was really neato-keen. he decided to make a step ino the future...... "Well......ill perform operation "build hella zerg units to kill tench....wait i tried that. oops...COMMENCE OPERATION H.A.L.O.!!!!!!!! *beepdweepboooooop* the computer hummed, churned, and whirred. a huge flash of light. thennnnn.... "ILL KILL YOU YOU UGLY SLUT FOR STEALING MY TENCHIIIIII!!!!!!!" *KABOOM* Ayeka appeared and shot a beam of enegy at DarkTemplar!!! but he was quick. he warped in tenchi and sakuya and tenchi used a shield to guard sakuya and himself from the beam(while standing in front of bryan). "thanx fer savin me tenchi....but .... DarkTemplar decapitated and vaporized sakuya. pop goes frosty the snowbitch!!!" "YOU JERK!!! you killed sakuyaaaaa!!! you shall payyyy!!!!!!" tenchi slashed at DarkTemplar with his sword. then DarkTemplar held up a finger ad blocked it. then he slammed tenchi into a wall. "eeeghhhh....." tenchi groaned. "thank you. now that hussie is outta the picture!! how may i repay you, kind sir?" ayeka said. "..well, you could...go...."steppen"(he said this while raising eyebrows)?" "r........rrr.....YOU HENTAIIII!!!" "eh.....whatever...." DarkTemplar then warped in kagato, Ryoko, vegeta, and his friend eddie. Vegeta:"well.........prepare to die, andrio.......huh?!" Eddie:'HEY! IALMOSTBEATQUESTFORGLORYANDOUMADEMELOOOOSE!!!!...........oh hi DarkTemplar.....wait!! IMAFROGYOUDAMNIDIOT!!! bryan:oops. sorry, "captain ginyu.." lol! eddie: HEYYYY!!!!! *changes eddie* Kagato:NOOOTENCHIDONTKILLMEILLBEGOODIPROMIS.......?! huh? Ryoko:*snoooore*(sleeping, naked for she was hovering over sleeping tenchi at the time) DarkTemplar: WOOHOO! GREAT TIMING RYOKO BABY!!! *takes snapshots* at that moment DarkTemplar explained to everyone. DarkTemplar:so, ill monitor your brainwaves while you watch bad anime and sasami lemons on the dvd screen!! All(but DarkTemplar): what kinda sadistic creature ARE YOU??!?!?! DarkTemplar:a very sexy one, eh, ryoko? Ryoko: ARRGHHH! SHUTUP!!! *shoots beam of energy* Bryan: ah, ah, ahhh! *blocks ray and send it towrd a dummy of tenchi* that felt good. all:HUH!? DarkTemplar: oh, i fergot ta say. ill ultimateley send tenchi into the dimension of bad cosmetics, but decent footwear, before you all leave.... tenchi: you wouldnt!! Kagato: umm... i think he will.... after all, he killed sakuya and blocked tenchi, ryoko, and ayekas attacks.... Ryoko: no shit, sherlock. DarkTemplar: now, FANFIC TII-II-IIIME!!! Fanfic 1-Love at the shrine(bleech! beter not be a sakuya+tenchi(or as i call em, the grousome twosome!)fic!!!) __________________________Legal Stuff__________________________________ I don't own Tenchi, Sakuya or any other characters or trademarks of Tenchi Muyo so don't sue me or anything. DarkTemplar:heh. if he DID, this sure would be hardcore. hope tenchi and sakuya dont mate in this... kagato:umm......this this IS a tenchi sakuya fic. . . . DarkTemplar:uh oh. *Hides in bunker* Eddie:.....um......neat tv screen..... All:riiight. _________________________Love at the Shrine_____________________________ The cool crisp morning air blowing in from the open balcony door wakes Tenchi from his sleep, he looks down at Sakuya with her as she slept with her head on his chest. She is so beautiful he thought as he looked at her face, he couldn't believe the what took place last night, it was like a dream. Tenchi pinches himself just to make sure it isn't a dream, "OW" guess not. ryoko:aww, its over!! lets goooooo!!! DarkTemplar:NOT SO FAST. *punches her* Ryoko: owwwww..... Sakuya shifts and opens her eyes to the morning sun and looks at Tenchi and smiles, "sleep well?" "Yeah, I think that's the best i've ever slept, I guess it was because I was with you." Sakuya looked into Tenchi's and gave him a long passionate kiss, "Tenchi, I love you." "And I you, my love." Sakuya lays her head back on Tenchi's warm chest. Ayeka&Ryoko: rggghhh.........THAT HUSSIE!!!!! Tenchi: *Blushes* (ehehehe!) "Hungry Tenchi?" "Famished, I guess we really did work up an appetite last night." They both let out a little laugh. "Well, do you wanna go out and get something?" "Hey, I've got a better idea you know that gateway at your apartment." "Yeah??!" Tenchi says reluctantly. "Well, why don't we go to your house in the country for breakfast, so I can meet everyone without them accusing of stealing things." "We did get off on the wrong foot last time." Eddie: umm......i dont get it. DarkTemplar: course ya dont, its a crappy fic, filled with shitty one-liners and extremley bad clich'es..... "WWWWHHHHAAATTT!!!!!!!!" your kidding right." "What's the matter, are you ashamed of me or you don't think i'm good enough to meet them?" "No, that's not it, but...." "Well, then it's settled we will go to your house for breakfast." "Oh brother, Tenchi pictures Ryoko and Aieka then the house in a pile of smoldering ashes." "Uh, sure I guess we can." "Great, well I'm gonna take a shower." "You need some company in there?" Tenchi says insistingly. Ayeka: tenchi... DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN?!?! Tenchi: *Blushes and giggles* Ryoko: THATS IT!!!! *ayeka and ryoko start to pound on tenchi* "No, wait until tonight, trust me, you'll need it." "Ok", Tenchi says feeling like a kid waiting for Christmas presents. The two shower (separately) and get dressed, they head to Tenchi's apartment and unforld the blanket, hop through the star and BBBAAAAMMM!!!! land with a thud on the floor because someone removed the ladder. "You ok, Sakuya." "Yeah, Im ok." TTTTEEEEEEEENNNNNNCCCCHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Sasami yells tackling Tenchi with the force of a linebacker. "It's good to see you too Sasami." "OOOhhhhh, I missed you so much!!" "Oh, hello Sakuya how are you." "Fine thanks" "So, what are you two doing here so early?" Well, we wondered if we could eat breakfast with the family? "Sure, but Aieka, Ryoko, Mihoshi and Kione have gone shopping with Nobuyuki." "Me, Grandpa, and Ryo-oki and the only ones in the house." DarkTemplar: *gets a highpowered calculator* ummm.......lesse.........about.....4 spelling mistakes, and........5 grammar mistakes. what an idiot to misspell UNFOLD...... Kagato: heh. what a doofus. Eddie: yeah.... "Oh well, we will just eat without them come on into the dining room and well eat I just was about to eat myself." "I've made plenly." "Thanks." They all sit down to the table and eat and talk. "So, Tenchi any girls caught your eye?", ask Grandpa." Sakuya blushes. Yes, Grandpa that is one thing I wanted to tell you. "I am in love with Sakuya." Well, it's about time you got enough courage, well I wonder what my first Great Grandchild will look like?" Both Tenchi and Sakuya blush this time. CCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!! Everbody turns around to see Aieka in shock." YYYYYYYOOOOURRRRR WWWHHHAAATTTT!!!!!! "How dare you Lord Tenchi, going off to Tokyo and screwing around with this hussie!!!!" "Watch it Aieka, you are talking about the woman I love!" Logs start forming around Aieka, take this you little slut. Aieka forms a Jurai power attack. Spelling mistakes:5 Grammar mistakes:3 DarkTemplar: GOD, what a fucking doofus! *ayeka and ryoko stop beating up tenchi* ayeka&Ryoko: *Pant pant pant* Veggeta: wow. tenchi, you REALLY should do something about that dislocated shoulder...... Tenchi: guuuooooo! "Tenchi, I'm scared!!!!" "Don't worry I won't let her harm you!" Suddenly the attack is stopped." Tenchi is now standing in front of Sakuya. "Lord Tenchi Move!!!!!!!!!!!" "No, Aieka, I love Sakuya and if you can't accept that then you will have to kill me to get to her." "Lord Tenchi....I....I..." Aieka runs upstairs and slams the door shut. "Man she really overreacted." "I'm sorry for causing all this trouble, maybe I should go home?" "No Sakuya, you have just as much right to be here as Aieka." Everyone goes into the living room. "Well, finally Tenchi has a girl now maybe I can get some grandchildren, You here that dear our Tenchi is finally becoming a man!" "Dad you are weird some times." "Well, a guy can hope can't he?" Grandpa Yosho comes into the room. "Tenchi, I have a favor to ask of you." "What is it Grandpa?" "I need someone to go to the Shrine in the mountains and retrieve my scrolls, but I sprained so I cannot do it." So can you go get them, you can Sakuya with you." "Do you want to go with me Sakuya?" "Sure, I've always wanted to see the Shrine." As Tenchi walks by Grandpa to the door he gives Tenchi a little wink. "Tenchi then realizes Grandpa's intentions. DarkTemplar: ow, mistakes...are...too....numerous too count........must....talk...like.....this... Eddie: Hey....whats....going....ON?! Ryoko: MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DarkTemplar: WHAT THE HELL..........IS....GOING ON.....HERE?!?! Eddie: aw....never.....mind...... Tenchi and Sakuya are walking down to the Shrine. "Tenchi, I'm sorry I caused all of this trouble." DarkTemplar: *Tenchi*: Yes, it is your fault! AND NOW YOU MUST DIE! "It wasn't your fault it's Aieka she is just jealous because she has this thing for me." Veggeta: well, of course it wasn't. it was....EL NINO's!!!!!! "Well I can see why." Tenchi blushes just a bit. Then Sakuya feels it getting colder. "Tenchi it's getting late I hope we get to the shrine soon." There it is up ahead. "Let's hurry." The two get there in a couple of minutes and go inside, Tenchi starts the fire place and they sit in front of it and warm themselves. "It's still too cold in here" "I've got an idea." Tenchi goes into the back room. While he's gone Sakuya has a idea of her own and strips down to her panties and a T-shirt of Tenchi's she had with her. Tenchi came back with a blanket and down to his boxers. "Oh I see you had the same idea I had in mind. They cover up with the blanket and Tenchi holds Sakuya and stares deeply into her eye's. DarkTemplar: OOOO! TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT ALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ayeka: grrr..... HENTAI!!!!! *whacks him with a mallet* DarkTemplar: ow.................*falls over* "Sakuya, this is what I have dreamed of every night since I have met you." "Just to be with you, and hold you..........." Tenchi is silenced by Sakuya's lips pressed against his, their tounges intertwine and explore each others mouths. They break the kiss and Sakuya rolls on top of Tenchi. Sakuya takes off Tenchi's shirt and kisses down his chest, slowly, she notices the reaction of his "little friend" pressing against her chest. Eddie: ooo.......must....not...puke.... All: Same...here.... "Oh, I see your happy to see me, well let's do something about that." Sakuya then slides off Tenchi's boxer's wraps her warm lips around Techi's dick, and massages it with her toungue.Tenchi moans with pleasure and starts breathing heavily, he can feel the coming pleasure but his throat is too dry and he tries to tell Sakuya but it's too late...........aaaaaaahhhhhhh he explodes into Sakuya's mouth, but to his surprise she swallows every bit of cum from Tenchi. "Sakuya, i'm sorry I couldn't talk. Eddie: Must....Not.........puke! Kagato: Note to self-never, EVER watch a lemon about your worst rival..... oooog......*turns green and crashes to the floor* "That's ok Tenchi, I like how you taste." They both let out a little laugh. "Now it's my turn", Tenchi says with a smirk. Tenchi lays Sakuya down on the blanket and goes down between her legs and sees the already growing wet spot on her panties. Tenchi grabs the crotch of the panties with his teeth and slides them off slowly, and tosses them aside. He takes his tongue and liks the lips, teasing her, Sakuya moans and grabs Tenchi's head and pushes his face into here pussy. Tenchi then sticks his tongue into Sakuya and licks the walls and flicking his tongue on her clit. Eddie: Must.....not.......AKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! VOLLEYED VOMIT OF VENGEANCE!!!!!!*pukes a projectile vomit that corrodes a nearby chair* All: WHOA!!!! howd you DO that?!?! Eddie: I.......dont know..... Sakuya arches her back and screams as Tenchi his the one spot where that little bundle of pleasure and Sakuya can't take it anymore and cums all over Tenchi's face, Tenchi just licks it up thinking that she kind of tastes like peaches and cream! DarkTemplar:Hmmm.....sakuya ice cream....ya know, eddie... THERE COULD JUST BE A MARKET FOR THAT!!!! Eddie: WE'LL BE BILLIONAIRES!!!! Both:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "Did you like that my love?" "I loved every second of it." "Tenchi, I want you inside of me right now, I can't take it anymore." Tenchi abides and takes the head of his dick and circles it around her pussy, sweet torture, "Tenchi, can I be on top this time?" Tenchi nods and Sakuya climbs on him and she slides down his pole and squeals in pleasure, Tenchi instinctively grabs Sakuya's hips and glides with her. Stroking, and inching his way in Sakuya. Deeper and harder. DarkTemplar: Deeper...harder......UNTIL THEY BOTH EXPLODED!!!! Veggeta: well, that means its over!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!!! All: YAY!!!!! Bryan: wait...its not ending......damn.... All: awwww......... Sakuya's muscles latch on to Tenchi's cock hard and makes Techi jerk slamming every inch of his cock into her causing them both to go off at the same time.......ooooooooohhhhh......AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! They both lay there, motionless, Tenchi still inside of Sakuya not wanting this moment to end. So they just fell asleep in each other's arms................. The next morning they awoke to birds chirping, and the warm sun shinning in through the window. "Oh, good it wasn't just a dream", Tenchi says kissing Sakuya on the forehead. "Just hold me Tenchi, and never let go. "I never will............... DarkTemplar: Yes, thats right, tenchi is a parasite...and he'll never let go, until hes sucked her jiuces dry!!! Vegeta: NO! hes android 19! hell never let go until he gets her energy!!! RUN AWAY!!! HES GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!! All: what? Eddie: just... something from his show.........nevermind. ____________________________________________________________ Well how did you like my 2nd fan fic, this one is a little longer that the first because I got some good feedback from different people and special thanks to Joyce for the confidence boost, and please anybody send me stuff you want to see in my next on "Wedding Day".................... P.S. Oh and those of you who don't like Sakuya I got two words for ya.................."don't care" but, even people who don't like her still like my stories, so thanks!!! all: he calls that LONG?! DarkTemplar: well, with all of that tenchi/sauya sex, it seemed VERY VERY VERY long....... *screen zaps off* now, the one most affected by this one was.......eddie. he puked. least affected: tenchi, seeing as he was half dead 90 percent of the time. *they leave the theater, leaving tenchi behind* DarkTemplar: ok, now, ill show you to your rooms on this vessel, until later notice of exodus. *he does just that* DarkTemplar: Oh, and ryoko........my room is two down from yours......hehehehe..... Ryoko: pffft. EnD......