Subject: Re: I'm Back! Date: Thu, 4 Mar 1999 22:15:37 -0800 From: "Happosai" Reply-To: tenchi@ML.usagi.org To: tenchi@ML.usagi.org On 4 Mar 99, at 9:50, Kathleen Faulconer wrote: > Say something profound, ok? ;-D Then we can all respond and forget about > Monica Lewinsky.... Flashbulbs strobed all around Emperor Azusa as the Palace Press Corps mobbed the podium, thrusting microphones forward. "Can you make a statement, Your Highness?" "Is there any truth to the rumors?" "Do you have any comments for us?" "We've heard that Marshall Kuramitsu has received the Science Academy report on the stained dress. What do you have to say about that?" "How do Empress Funaho and Crown Prince Yosho feel about this?" Emperor Azusa waved his hands for quiet. "I have the greatest confidence that the Council will clear me of any wrongdoing so that I can go back to handling the business of the people of Jurai." "But what about the allegations about Miss Misaki?" demanded one of the journalists. "For the last time, I did not have sexual relations with that woman Miss Misaki!" insisted the Emperor. "That's not what she said in her testimony this afternoon!" shouted someone. An enormous sweatdrop appeared on the Emperor's head. "Testimony???" "She swore under oath that she had numerous laisons with you in the throne room, Your Majesty." "Do you have any comments, Your Highness?" "Isn't even the Emperor subject to Juraian law?" Emperor Azusa waved his hands for silence again. "This is all part of a vast conspiracy by the nobility against me. And anyway, even if it did happen, it wouldn't be adultery and so it wouldn't be illegal." "How can that be?!" "What do you mean?" "That's impossible!" "As part of, ummm, a carefully-considered policy change formed over the past few months, I'm issuing a retroactive decree," said Azusa. "As of last year, each and every Emperor, starting with myself, will have to marry two women. One from Jurai, and one from some other planet. And as Empress Funaho is from Earth and Miss Misaki is from Jurai..." Hasheen! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Happosai (happosai@jps.net), devout member of the Ryoko Forever Fan Club, #WASHU# lab assistant in training, and Silver Knight of the Knightly Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasts. Read Aikan Muyo at http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~andersor/fanfic/fanfic.html Voted Best Tenchi Muyo Fanfic Spring'98, GenSao's TM! Fanfic Archive!