Disclaimer: Except for me, I don't own any of the characters used in this FF.  
No money is passing hands here, no need to sue.  This is a MST of a crossover, 
and from what I've read . . . RUN FOR THE BOMB SHELTER!

The Millennium Eagle drops out of warp near Tattooine, and enters high orbit 
over Mos Eisley.  Several Star Destroyers (Pizza slices, door stops, whatever 
you wanna call 'em) are already in orbit, with a Super Star Destroyer on the 
fringes of the system.

Jim Ohki looks out the window at what the Empire thinks is firepower, but then 
smiles, knowing he could kill the entire Imperial Navy with just a few shots.

Comm Officer: "Sir, incoming transmission.  Looks like there is another story to 
do."
Jim: "Alrighty then, recall MSTers.  Weps, arm weapons, shields up.  Yellow 
alert.  Helm, move us between the fleet and the planet."
Comm Officer: "Captain, Ayeka will not be able to attend the MSTing.  The 
message says something to the effect of 'giving birth, leave me alone'.  Sasami 
is coming in her place."
Jim: "Oh joy . . . I'm glad we're not doin' a lemon. ETA?"
Comm Officer: "Five minutes.  The group was on vacation on Tattooine, sir."
Jim: "On vacation at the ass end of the galaxy?  Whatever."
The Eagle vibrates under the impacts of turbolaser fire.  It looked worse than 
it felt, as the shields easily absorbed the energy.  Then they tried proton 
torpedoes.  Still no effect.
Jim: "Weps, I've had enough of the ships that are firing on me.  Target weapons 
systems with the phasers.  Fire when ready."

BRRRZZZAAAPPP! FFOOOOMM!

Jim: "Ah, that's better.  And I see Ryo-Ohki is here.  Open shuttle bay one.  
Helm, once they're aboard, set course 103 mark 21 speed warp nine.  Weps, you 
have the Conn., I'm going to go greet our guests."

Down in theatre one, Jim didn't have to wait long for the MSTers to appear.

SHRACK-POP!

Jim: "Alright, into the theatre.  Brief synapses is that you guys are the cast 
from Star Wars.  But the dude that wrote this got it all wrong . . . I am a Star 
Wars fan, and I'll tell you what . . . there are things that you DON'T mess 
with.  Park your butt in a chair and get comfy."

MSTers:
Jim Ohki: "Welcome to the desert . . . of the real."
Tenchi Masaki: "Why now?  I'm missing the birth of my son."
Sasami Masaki: "Man, I don't wanna be here.  I ALWAYS substitute for you guys."
Ash and Misty: "Here we go again . . ."

>Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo!/No Need for Tenchi!, its owned by Pioneer  
>so don't sue me because I AM POOORRRRR!
>star wars is owned by George Lucis (I think? Correct me if I'm wrong)
>I Wonder why no one else has done an X over with the two yet....?

Jim: "Because Star Wars is sacred TERRITORY, and you're TRESSPASSING!"
Tenchi and Ash: "Mellow out man, you're scaring the ladies."
Jim (ignoring them): "AND SPELL IT RIGHT!  IT'S LUCAS!  NOT LUCIS!"
Sasami and Misty: Crying and screaming their heads off at the 'bad man who won't 
stop yelling'.

<thought>
{Authors Notes}
~~~~~~~~~~~  time  break

ONWARD HHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!   sorry, I just had a lot of rice crispy treats ^~^ 
Um this is baised on the OAV series of Tenchi Muyo! And the manga: No Need for 
Tenchi!

Jim: "No more Scooby Snacks for you, pal."
Girls: Still crying in the back.
Ash and Tenchi: Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

NO NEED FOR TENCHI WARS!
No Need for a New Hope

>Some annoying music plays while some words that are  yellow flash by the 
>screen. Basically an evil warlord is bent on taking over the universe, and 
>Juria is the only thing in his way... yada yada yada...the screen flashes to a 
>purple/blue planet...

Sasami (with vein showing on forehead): "It's JURAI man!  And what's with the 
yada, yada, yada?"
Jim (also with vein showing): "Annoying?!  Yada, yada, yada?!  TRY BLAH, BLAH, 
BLAH or I don't know . . . A STORY LINE!"

>It was a normal day on Juria. Hot and sticky.  The place was a jungle! Or a 
>forest! Or Whatever!

Jim: "Sasami, Jurai isn't like the Wookie homeworld, is it?"
Sasami: "Nope.  And it's not like Endor . . . although the Ewoks are cute!"
Jim: "The Ewoks are cool."
Tenchi: "And it's NOTHING like Dagobah, boy let me tell you."
Ash and Misty: "Where are these places?"
Jim: "We'll go to Endor after finishing this story.  The Ewoks want to meet your 
PokeMon anyway."

>We see a small house on a field of some weird looking plants. Inside we see a 
>boy with spickey raven hair, with a little pony tail in back, and big, brown 
>eyes, complaining to an older man with glasses and also had raven hair.
>"But Dad!" the boy yells. "I don't want to be a farmer! I want to be part of 
>the Juria Forces! Just like Grandpa!"
>"Your grandfather died because he was part of the Juria Forces! I don't want 
>that to happen to you!" The father Yelled. 
>"I Know! But its better then farming CARROTS!" The boy complains. 
>"Tenchi! Your going to farm carrots and be safe!" The father says. "Now go to 
>your room!" he points. Tenchi frowns and walks in.

Tenchi: "That's the best he can come up with?  Carrots?  And no Ryo-Ohki?"
Jim: "And your dad doesn't yell that much."
Sasami: "I don't think that I wanna know my part . . . (looks ill)."

>Inside his room, he has Little models of Jurian Guardians {the "logs"}, models 
>of Jurian Ships, A model for the most famous weapon in Jurian history, The 
>Tenchi-ken, Which belonged to the deceased Prince of Juria, Yosho. Of course 
>Tenchi's didn't work, but he liked it anyways. He Also had a model of the most 
>powerful of all Jurian Ships, Tsunami. Tsunami had gone missing a long time 
>ago, and no one knew where it was. Tenchi floped on his bed, and grabbed onto 
>his model Tenchi-Ken. He wondered why it had the same name as him...

Ash: "Is this one of the 'period' writers?"
Sasami: "What do you mean?"
Jim: "I think so.  Sasami, you're old enough to hear this.  It's been said that 
when writers throw periods left and right, they're aroused.  But if they throw 
the commas . . . they're saying 'Short, shriveled, and to the left'."
Tenchi: "I think I get that. (thinks) OH MAN THAT'S NASTY!"
Jim (to the reader): "Think of it as looking straight down on a male's 
genitalia, enough said."

>Meanwhile, on the Jurian Ship, Ryou-oh, Princess Ayeka and Sasami where running 
>along the halls. 
>"Hurry Sasami! He's almost here!" Ayeka yelled, gripping onto her younger 
>sisters hand.
>"I'm trying sister! I can't keep up..!" The little blue haired girl panted, 
>running out of breath. The 2 soon came to a dead end.
>"Oh no!" Ayeka yelled. Sasami begun to cry. "We'll get out of this..." Ayeka  
>said, hugging her younger sister to her. "Don't cry..."    she whispered.    
>Just then, a little robot looking like Yume walked up. "look Sasami!" Ayeka 
>pointed. 
>"A droid!" Sasami said with glee.  Ayeka pulled a disk out of her cloak and 
>gave it to the droid. 
>"Give this to Minagi." she said. Yume beeped and waddled off. 
>Then, threw the chaos,  a man walks threw, with silver hair. 
>"Come with me Princess'." He says coldly. 

Jim: "For one thing, Ryo-Oh is only big enough for what, fifteen people?"
Sasami: "Yeah.  And droids aren't allowed on the treeships, just on ships that 
we had to build with metals and such."
Ash and Misty: "You mean your ships are made out of wood?" (Both start laughing, 
while Sasami gets a hurt look on her face.)
Tenchi: "Okay, who's throwing chaos?!  It's in my yard!"
Sasami smiles.
Jim: "And watch for falling repetitives."
The group busts out laughing.

>~~~~~~~~  

>In a Jurian Escape pod, off of Ryou-oh....
>Several evil looking dudes in weird white armor where lying on the floor, KO'd 
>by... Yume?!
>"Beep" Yume says, piloting off.

>~~~~~~~~  

Jim: "That was short . . . and I hear angry music!  SELPHIE, TURN IT UP!"
Disturbed's "Down With the Sickness" starts blaring out of the sound system.
Tenchi threw Chaos back into the author's yard, knocking over a lawn Nome and 
the sprinkler, hosing the open window.
Tenchi: "Now that is Chaos reining supreme!"

>Tenchi hums while he plows the carrot fields. He stops and wipes his brow. 
>"Phew..." he says. "Hot day." 
>Some crashing is heard threw the forest just outside his home.  Then, some gun 
>shots are fired threw the foliage. 
>"WHOA!" Tenchi yells, ducking. 
>A figure in a brown robe runs out. Followed close behind is some White 
>Troopers... the bad guys. "AHHH!" Tenchi yells.
>"Get her!" One of the troopers yells, firing at the robed person. 
>"Run!" The robed person yells. Tenchi obliged. 
>He was alone in the house. After a few moments, the gun fire stopped. Tenchi 
>looked out from under the table in which his was hiding. Then, the robbed 
>figure ran into his house and closed the door.
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! DO YOU WANT ME TO BE KILLED!" Tenchi yelled. The 
>person pulled the hood off to reveal... a women?! She had cyan hair that stuck 
>out behind her. She had cat like yellow eyes, and pointed ears. On her cheeks 
>where pink slash marks, perhaps scars. 
>"Shhh." she says. "I don't know if they will be more."
>"MORE?!"
>"Hush!" She yells.  Out from under her rope, pops out a robot. "My name is 
>Minagi. This is Yume. I need your help."
>"Huh?" Tenchi looked puzzled. "What do you need from me?!" Minagi reached into 
>her robe, and pulled out something. She handed it to him. It was... The hilt of 
>the Tenchi-Ken?!
>"WWWHHHHAAA?!" Tenchi yelled. "Is this real?!"
>"Shhh!" Minagi reminded. "I will explain later. Yume, show the clip."
>"Beep." Yume's eyes glow, and an image appears. 
>"This is Princess Ayeka." Minagi says.
>"Wow! The princess! cool!" 
>{Minagi, by the time you get this message, me and Sasami will already be in the 
>grasp of Darth Kagato.}
>"eep! That evil dude with the little glasses!"
>"Shh" Minagi commands.  
>{I need your help! You're the only one that can stand up agenst him!}
>"???"
>{Please help us! But I have the schematics for his ship, Soja. They are inside 
>this droid. Please hurry! I know he is planing to use it agenst Juria!} The 
>transmission ends.
>"And you need me because?"
>"Do you have a cruser?" Minagi asks. 
>"Yeah... but..."
>"Lets go to the nearest city."
>"um.. ok..."
>"beep"

Jim: "Does the author have a spell check? NO!"
Tenchi: "Maybe (s)he wrote it on NotePad."
Jim: "So?  If you know how to do it, you can still use Word for typing these 
stories.  It's all in the Save as . . ."
Others: Look lost.
Jim: "Sorry, techno-babble that would make Washu proud!"

>~~~~~~~ at a bar...

>Minagi sat down at the bar, and begun to talk to people who looked like space 
>pilots. Tenchi looked around nervously, never had been in a bar before.
>"Hey!" a guy said madly. "That's MY Seat!" He pointed to Minagi.
>"I'm sorry, I didn't see your name on it." Minagi replied cooly. 
>"Why... you...!" He drew his fist back and was about to punch her. She grabbed 
>his fist and stood up.
>"Don't mess with forces you don't understand." She hissed. He tried again. She 
>glared and ducked. She then formed a ball of energy into her palm, and formed.. 
>an energy sword?! Tenchi almost fell out of his seat. Minagi sliced the mans 
>arm off, and he left. Everyone was staring. Minagi calmly sat down, calling the 
>sword back.
>"How... How... How'd you do that?!" Tenchi whispered. "Only Deep Space Pirates 
>can produce those naturally!"
>"That's because I am one." Minagi sipped her sake. She looked over her 
>shoulder. 
>"Excuse me. Stay here."
>Tenchi twiddled his thumps. This was Dull. Yume was sitting next to him and 
>beeping happily, while sipping oil.

Jim: "Oh come ON!  They don't allow droids into the Mos Eisley Cantina, and you 
know it!"
Tenchi: "What was with that fight scene?  It lacked . . ."
All: "Imagination."
Jim (to author): "But I know how hard it is to write good fight scenes, so don't 
take it too personally."

>Minagi was surprised to see Ryo-Ohki in a bar on Juria. She walked over to the 
>cabbit in human form.
>"It's been a while." Minagi whispered.
>"Merowww!" Ryo-Ohki meowed happily and hugged Minagi. "meow! Mew! MROW!" 
>"Is Ryoko around...?"
>"Mrow." Ryo-Ohki responded. "Mewr meow myyoow!"
>"I See. Do you think you can help me? Hanise got destroyed in a battle"
>"Mroow?"
>"I need to get to the Soja."
>"MEOOOOWWWW!" Ryo-Ohki looked scared.
>"Can you? Me and the boy and the robot over there?" Minagi asked.
>"Myroow..." Ryo-Ohki thought about it, then nodded.
>"I'll meet you in the dock then." Minagi walked over to Tenchi and Yume. "Come 
>with me, I  have something to tell you."
>"O-ok..." Tenchi followed the space pirate.  Yume beeped and followed as well.

Jim (pulls out the Cabbit to English translator): "Let's see . . . hmmm . . . 
ah, here it is.  Ryo-Ohki said 'Help me . . . please help me!  Ryoko . . . gone 
mad . . . trying to kill me!  PLEASE!  NO, I'M NOT YOUR TAXI!  Fine, but you 
better pay good."
Sasami: "Can I borrow that?"
Jim: "Not really.  Washu made it, threatened me with death if I ever let 
somebody borrow it, so I guess you'll have to ask her for one."

>In the Shadows...
>"Take out the Tenchi-Ken."

Jim and Ash: "WHOA!  Even Ryoko's daughter is straight to the point!"
Tenchi: "Guys, think about how that is phrased."
Jim and Ash: "D'OH!"

>"Um, ok..." Tenchi pulled it out. 
>"You'll learn how to use that." 
>"WHAT?! I'm not even of royal blood!" Tenchi yelled.
>"Focus your energy and your will to extend the blade." Minagi muttered. "Just 
>do it." To Tenchi's surprise, the blade extended... but went back once it came 
>out.
>"ACK!" He fell backwards. "It.. It worked?! How?!"
>"It will be explained later. Come with me. We need to get out after Soja." 
>Minagi strode off.
>"Wai-Wait!" Tenchi ran after her. Yume did too.

Jim: "Jeez . . . this story really does seem rushed."
Tenchi: "No duh.  I think Bryan or Glyph would really have fun with this one."
Sasami: "Glyph?  Where?"
Ash and Misty: "We really have to get in your circle of friends, Jim."
Jim: "Truthfully, I haven't even met the Dynamic MST Duo.  I've read almost 
every single MST and story that they have done, though."

>~~~~~~~ At a dock
>"Oh... is this right...?" a Blond with big blue eyes and dark skin asked, 
>fiddling with a cube of some sort. "Maybe this way...?"
>"Just let me fix it, Mihoshi!" A women, looking surprisingly like Minagi (minus 
>the marks on her cheeks).
>"Mihoshi, please stop before you brake me more!" a Computer (with a head) 
>muttered. 
>"I- I'm sorry, Yukinojo..." Mihoshi sniffed, getting teary eyed. "I was trying 
>to help..."
>"Next time let Ryoko fix me..." The computer, names Yukinojo, said.
>"Alright..." 
>Ryo-Ohki's head popped out from a hatch. 
>"Merrow!" She said. She fliped out of the hatch and closed it, and stuck a 
>thumps up.
>" Oh Yey!" Mihoshi hugged Ryo-Ohki. "You fixed it!"
>Then 3 people and a droid walked in.
>"Minagi?!" Ryoko looked as if she'd seen a ghost.
>"Hi Ryoko. Yes I'm alive."
>"But... Hanise exploded!"
>"Yeah and...?  Well anyways I need you to take me to Soja."
>"You mean Darth Kagato's ship?" Mihoshi squeeked. "But... He's scary!"
>"Hush now Mihoshi. I am a 1st class Galaxy Police Ship!" Yukinojo said.
>"But we're not part of the Police anymore!" Mihoshi sniffed. "Grandpa fired 
>me..."
>"So?! I'm still here!" Yukinojo yelled.
>"Oh yeah that's right!" Mihoshi giggled.
>"So who's this...?" Ryoko asked, looking at Tenchi.
>"Tenchi Masaki." He said quietly. Ryoko leaned on his shoulder.
>"I'm Ryoko." She purred. 
>"eep...!" Tenchi got red in the face.
>"Lets just go!" Minagi grabbed everyone and threw them into Yukinojo. "Yume has 
>the cords for Soja."
>"Um, ok..." Mihoshi said, fumbling around with the control panel. "Does this 
>upload data? or is it this one...?"
>"* sighs * I'll do it" Yukinojo muttered, loading the cords. from Yume into 
>himself.
>"Beep."
>"Ok Yukinojo, head to those cords!" Mihoshi blasted off.

Jim: "Alright, what was that?"
Tenchi: "Trust me, you don't wanna know."
Misty is holding her head.
Jim: "I warned you to watch for falling repetitives."

>"So why are you here with Minagi...." Ryoko asked Tenchi, hugging him tightly.
>"I have no idea!" Tenchi yelled, trying to get out of Ryoko's grasp. "Why am I 
>here? why does the tenchi-ken work for me?!"
>"You're the only male decentent of the Jurian Royal Throne."
>"What?! How?!" Tenchi yelled, too dumb founded to think.
>"Your mother...Achia {Is that right? I'm not sure...}..."

Tenchi gets teary-eyed, with a few dozen veins popping out on different 
locations.
Sasami: "Now you've done it Mr(s). Writer.  You've made Tenchi MAD."
Jim: "Everybody, find cover!  He's REALLY angry!"
Tenchi: "You dare disgrace Mother like that?!  I'll tell you what, for one, it's 
Achika!  DO SOME RESEARCH!"
The Light Hawk Wings appear, and begin to multiply.
Tenchi: "IT'S NOT THAT &#%^&*( HARD TO LOOK UP HER NAME!  AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"

BBBRRRRZZZAAAAAAPPPPPP! FOOM! BOOM! SPLAT! CHI-FFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Jim: "Do you feel better?"
Tenchi: "Yes, I do."
Jim: "Good.  Now I hope your bank account is full."


>"She died when I was real young. I know we're Jurian but... we're just 
>commoners! My dad's an architect!" 
>"She was the daughter of Yosho." Minagi said calmly.
>"... You mean to tell me the guy that was the one that PUT a bonty on my head 
>Is related to Tenchi?" Ryoko yelled.
>"B-bounty...?" Ryoko sweatdropped. 
>"Yeah, I'm a space pirate (the worst ever at that) but I'm with Mihoshi and in 
>hidding... Big deal." She muttered. Tenchi facevaulted. 
>"You're the most wanted criminal in the UNIVERSE (not including Darth Kagato..) 
>!!!!!?!?!?!" Tenchi yelled.
>"Yeah, that pretty much covers it." Ryoko said as if it wasn't that big of a 
>deal.
>" AHEM!" Minagi yelled. Ryoko and Tenchi turned to her.
>"What?" They asked together.
>"Listen to me!" Minagi cleared her throat. "Anyways, Before Yosho... *ahem * 
>passed on, he gave me Tenchi-Ken so that one day I would give it to you, 
>Tenchi." Tenchi scratches his head.
>"How come my dad never told me?"
>"He didn't know. To him, your grandfather was only a Jurian Solider, called 
>Katsiukie {Don't know about that one either O.o}"
>Tenchi just about fainted then

Tenchi faints.
Jim: "And the period is on strike."
Sasami: "Why is it that nobody can do a few minutes worth of research?"
Ash and Misty: "We don't know, but it's a good question."

>"Oh! Poor Tenchi!" Ryoko caught him. "I'll have to nurse you back to heath!" 
>She giggles and has a day dream about Tenchi falling in love with her because 
>she saved his life... While Minagi sweatdropped. 
>"When he wakes up, train with him." She says.
>"Oh, but I couldn't hurt Tenchi-poo!" Ryoko coo's.
>"Fine. I Will then." Minagi sat down waiting for Tenchi to wake up. Yukinojo 
>then lowered one of his componets down.
>"We're entering Enemy Territory. Ryo-Ohki is ready to depart and help defend." 
>He stated blandly. Ryoko grinned and phased out, while still hanging onto 
>Tenchi.
>"WAIT!" Minagi yelled. "... Damnit..."

Tenchi wakes back up, and is jumping up and down in a rage.
Rob Zombie's "Scum of the Earth" starts blaring from somewhere, calming Tenchi 
down.

>"Ok, I'm all ready here!" Mihoshi said in a shaky voice. "But I'm SCARED! 
WAHH!"
>"Mihoshi PLEASE settle down!" Yukinojo yelled.
>"Mrowww...."
>"Well, me and Ryo-Ohki are all set, so leave some of it to us!" Ryoko grinned. 
>Then Tenchi woke up.
>"Uh..." he looked around. "AH! Where am I?!"
>a Crystal with Ryo-Ohki's face in it hovered over to him. "MRRROOOWWW" she 
>meowed happily.
>"Your in Ryo-Ohki, my Ship." Ryoko grinned. "We're gunna be entering baddie 
>territory, so it's gunna be a bumpy ride!" she giggled. 
>"I'm in the furry girl?!"
>"Yup ^^" 
>"Yukinojo is picking up a few fighters not to far from here." Minagi said. 
>" Yeah, Ryo-Ohki sees them too." Ryoko reported to her Twin. She then cracks 
>her knuckles. "Lets get ready to RUMMBLE!"
>"What did I Do to disserve this...?" Tenchi muttered.  
>The fighters didn't  seem to notice them...
>"FIRE!" Ryoko yelled. 
>"MMMEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAA!" Ryo-Ohki hollowed, firing bursts of red light at them. 
>NOW they noticed. The strange looking fighters returned the blasts, hitting 
>Yukinojo and Ryo-Ohki a bit.
>"All cannon's, FIRE!" Yukinojo ordered, as the ex-GP ship hurled attacks at the 
>fighters. Soon later, they where destroyed. Minagi's image appeared on the view 
>screen in Ryo-Ohki.
>"I'm going to stay here in Yukinojo, you should follow us."
>"Yeah I know." Ryoko responded. "Don't worry... Tenchi will be in capable 
>hands!" Tenchi didn't seem to found of the idea of being alone with the Space 
>Pirate. The view screen went down as Ryoko told Ryo-Ohki to follow Yukinojo. 
>She then turned to Tenchi and cracked her knuckles. "Lets teach you how to use 
>that thing!" She laughed triumphantly, in that usual Ryoko laugh. Tenchi 
>gulped, and fumbled around with the hilt of the Tenchi-Ken. She walked up 
>behind him and wrapped her arms around him and placed her hands over his... 
>teaching him how to hold it. Tenchi turned beet red, but let her do so.
>"Gotta hold it firmly, but not so firm that you cant maneuver it easily." She 
>said. "Keep your stance somewhat wide, and keep on your toes." Tenchi did so. 
>"Be prepared for anything that may come your way." she gestured for one of Ryo-
>Ohki's crystals to come over. "Now, Dodge that crystal." She let go and had him 
>do so.

Jim: "Maybe (s)he overloaded the spell check.  Mine is having a hell of a time 
as it is."
Mihoshi (poking her head into the room): "Jim . . . come here."
Jim: "I'll be back sometime."
Sasami: "MIHOSHI!  What are you doing here?"
Mihoshi and Jim: "There'll be time to chat later, Sasami.  Busy now."

>After several hours of training, Tenchi got down the basic maneuvers and how to 
>call the blade up and keep it up. Ryoko grined. 
>"Time for lunch!" She said, pointing at a space station not far away. Ryoko 
>teleported her and Tenchi inside of Yukinojo and Ryo-Ohki walked in later in 
>human form. They ported. Mihoshi, Ryo-Ohki and Tenchi would go to get food for 
>themselves and bring some back for Ryoko and Minagi. 
>They found a decent looking restaurant and went inside. 
>"Wow!" Mihoshi exclaimed. "This smells WOUNDERFULL!" She happily sat down and 
>begun to read threw the menu. Tenchi and Ryo-Ohki followed and sat at the same 
>table.
>"I've never been in a space station before!" He exclaimed, looking around in 
>awe. Mihoshi giggled.
>"I was like that too when I 1st saw one! other then GP HQ that is!" She smiled. 
>A Waiter walked up. Mihoshi ordered a bunch of sweets, Tenchi got a sandwich 
>and some fries, Ryo-Ohki just ordered carrots and carrot juice. Ryo-Ohki 
>pointed out some things... a lot of things. Soon the waiter brought all the 
>food. Tenchi, Mihoshi and Ryo-Ohki ate... none of them talking much. Well- 
>Mihoshi was babbling on about something,  but Tenchi and the cabbit weren't 
>paying attention.

All: @_@'
Tenchi: "This is really confusing."
Sasami: "My head hurts . . ."
Ash: "You ain't just whistling Dixie."  

>~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

>"We'll be entering Soja's range soon." Yukinojo reported. "We best be careful." 
>"BUT I DUN WUNNA GGGOOOOOO!!!!" Wailed Mihoshi, clinging to Ryo-Ohki. Ryo-Ohki 
>didn't look to thrilled with the fact. 
>"We don't have a choice." Minagi added, looking at the huge warship looming 
>ahead.  "We need to save Princess Ayeka and Sasami."
>"HMPH!" Ryoko muttered, everyone turned and looked at the space pirate.  She 
>was fuming and a vain was sticking out on her head. "Why are we going to save 
>that snotty-headed princess AYEKA for anyways?!" she demanded. 
>"..."  Ryoko crossed her arms.
>"She's just a WORTHLESS princess!!" she added, closing her eyes. Yume suddenly 
>popped up and beeped a few things. Ryo-Ohki nodded and meowed at Ryoko. 
>"Hmph... if you put it that way..." she muttered.
>"What did they say?" Tenchi asked. 
>"Something about the secrets of Jurai." Minagi muttered.

Jim (from his quarters): "I HEARD A DON JUAN REFERENCE!  Nobody wants to see 
crap, so they DON JUANa read it!  (Muffled) Oh yeah . . . CHEERLEADER MIHOSHI!"
All: O_O'
Tenchi: "At least Ryoko is still in character."
Sasami: "Yep.  And I see that Ayeka and myself get like no air time." (pouts)

>"Darth Kagato- I'm picking a GP ship coming in." a scout reported to a silver 
>haired man with yellow eyes and little glasses. "It's just floating in... not 
>even using its engines. Seem's pretty beat up to me." 
>"Investigate" The silver  haired man, named Darth Kagato, muttered. 
>"Right away sir!"

Tenchi: "I think Washu's computer would have problems with the spelling and 
syntax of this story." 

>Soon Yukinojo was brought in. Some dudes in weird looking suits that looked 
>like they strapped a bunch of tin cans to them looked around the ship. A sound 
>of a blaster came and hit one of them, a sword slashed down and cut the other, 
>while the last was hit over the head with a large heavy object, destroying his 
>skull. 
>"Mihoshi and Ryo-Ohki stay here." Ryoko said, putting on the armor and grabbing 
>the blaster. "Get suited up, Tenchi!" 
>"Erm...?" He noticed that Minagi was suiting up too. Tenchi shrugged and put on 
>the armor as well.

Alien Ant Farm's "Smooth Criminal" is heard from Jim's quarters, with him and 
Mihoshi singing loudly.
All: >_<
Tenchi: "What's with the violence of this?"
Misty and Sasami: Sound asleep.
Ash: "Looks like it's just me and you, Tenchi."

>Kagato walked down the halls, his cape billowing behind him. He looked at a set 
>of 3 guards walking down the hall. 
>"Where are you heading?" he asked.
>"Uhhh...." the voice of the one in the middle muttered. "We were just heading 
>down to the holding cells for our shift." Kagato raised a brow and pointed over 
>his shoulder.
>"Its that way." he muttered.
>"Oops..." Another of them said. "Sorry sir, but we're  new here..." Kagato 
>nodded.
>"I see." He gestured for them to continue on their way. They did so, and he 
>continued walking.

Jim (from his room): "OH COME ON!  DARTH VADER NEVER WOULD HAVE PUT UP WITH THAT 
LEVEL OF INCOMPITENCE!  Oho, Mihoshi is a bad girl . . ."
Tenchi: "Jim . . . SHUT THE BLOODY DOOR!"

>Tenchi slumped against the wall of the holding cell chamber. The other guards 
>where gone... a note saying "Gone to lunch" 
>"THAT WAS SO SCARY!" He exclaimed. "I didn't know Kagato was that BIG! and 
>SCARY!" he fanned his face.
>"Who is out there?!" A regal sounding voice echoed from one of the cell's. 
>"It's just some more guards, Ayeka." A scared and child-like voice said.  The 
>three walked up and looked at the 2 princesses.
>"What is it do you want? It is not yet time for our lunch." the older, purple 
>haired one said. All three of them took off their helmets.  "RYOKO?!" Ayeka 
>yelled.
>"You haven't changed a bit, Ayeka." Ryoko muttered. The two got into a heated 
>argument soon after. Sasami's eyes went wide when she saw Tenchi. She tugged on 
>Ayeka's dress.
>"Ayeka! Ayeka!" Ayeka looked down at her  sister. "That's the boy in my dream!" 
>She pointed at Tenchi. "The one who saves us!" Tenchi smiled sheepishly. 
>"I'm Tenchi Masaki." he said, bowing. 
>"Now's not the time." Minagi muttered, gesturing for Tenchi and Ryoko to get 
>back. She pointed her palm at the barrier and blasted it, blowing it up. Ayeka 
>and Sasami ran out. 
>"HEY!" a voice yelled. "YOU LET THE PRISONERS OUT!"  The guards fired at the 
>group. They all ducked in the door. Ryoko and Minagi fired blasts at them, 
>while Tenchi used his blaster. 
>"Tenchi! Ryoko! Get the princesses outta here!" Minagi yelled. 
>"What about you?" Sasami asked. 
>"I'll be right behind you!" She then jumped out to provide a distraction. 
"NOW!" 
>"Lets go!" Ryoko yelled, hosting Tenchi under one arm, Sasami under another, 
>with Ayeka on her back. She Hovered up in the air and flew out the door past 
>the guards. 
>Another wave of guards where on their way. Tenchi drew his blaster and fired at 
>them sense his hands where full. Ryoko yelled threw her communicator to 
>Yukinojo.
>"They found us out! Get ready to go!" she  ordered. 
>"Right Away!" Yukinojo said. 

Tenchi: "I thought that they used the garbage chute to escape the guards."
Ash: "And what about the tractor beam?"
Jim (from down the hall): "DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE STAR DESTROYERS!  AND WHERE IS 
THE DEATH STAR?!"
Girls: Wake up from the shouting.
Ash and Tenchi: "JIM!  ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN HERE OR IN THERE?!"

>Ryoko flew them until they saw Yukinojo on the hanger... Mihoshi and Ryo-Ohki 
>trying to hold off the guards. And they just found out that they had arrived. 
>Ryoko promptly dropped everyone to fight them off. Ayeka created some log 
>things around her and Sasami as they ran for Yukinojo... reflecting the blasts 
>right off. They got safely inside. 
>"Oh Ryoko..." a snide male voice said. Ryoko almost flinched when she heard it. 
>She turned (along with Tenchi) to see... Darth Kagato. 
>"Kagato..." she muttered as if it was a curse word. 
>"GAH!" Tenchi yelled. The guards now had their attention on Yukinojo. Kagato 
>looked at Tenchi.
>"Ah... the young prince." He smirked. "Charmed to meet you." 
>"Ho..how'd you know?!" Tenchi asked
>"He knows a lot..." Ryoko muttered. Kagato formed an energy sword (a green one) 
>in his hand. Ryoko sneered and made her own(red).
>"Kagato!" Minagi's voice yelled. He turned to look her. "To get to Ryoko, fight 
>me 1st! You'll pay for blowing up Hanis!" Kagato chuckled. 
>"Very well, Minagi." The two begun to fight

Tenchi: "And the period wanted nothing to do with said fight, and went home."
Ash: "Hanis, bogus, bummer . . . I can't think of anything else."

>~~~~~~~~~~~~   


>La la la.... I'm to lazy to add the fight scene. Tenchi and Ryoko are fighting 
>off the guards.

All: '-_-
Tenchi: "Too lazy?  Sounds like Mihoshi . . . oops."

SNAP-HISS

Jim (butt naked, holding the business end of his lightsaber to Tenchi's throat): 
"You wanna take that back?"
Tenchi (as lawyer): "Withdrawn."
Girls: "Wow . . . Jim . . . (drool)."
Jim streaks back to his quarters.
Ash: "Five brownie points to whoever gets it."

>Kagato dove into Minagi, driving his blade into her stomach.  She smiled.
>"So this is it...?" she asked, coughing up blood. "Then I'll take you with me!" 
>She begun to crackle with power.  Yukinojo noticed that she was going to self 
>destruct! He took off and flew out... leaving poor Ryoko and Tenchi behind. 
>"No!" She yelled, getting in front of Tenchi before Minagi blew. The whole ship 
>was destroyed.
>"Lord Tenchi..." Ayeka muttered.
>"TTTTEEENNNCCCHIIII! RRRRYYYOOOOKKKOOOO!!!MIIIIAAAAAGGGGIIII!!!!WWAAHH!" 
>Mihoshi wailed.
>"Tenchi!" Sasami cried. The symbol on her forehead
>"Sasami...?" Ayeka asked. everyone turned to look at her. Soon... the girl 
>vanished into thin hair. "SASAMI!" Ayeka yelled. 

Tenchi: "That was rather anticlimactic, do you agree?"
Rest: "Yes."

>"Curse that Minagi... blowing up Soja." Kagato muttered, in an escape pod. 
>"We'll meet again... that's for sure."

Jim walks back in the room, with a lit cigarette in his mouth: "AAAhhhhh . . . 
much better."
Sasami: "So, how have you been Jim.  You or Mihoshi never write."
Jim: "Washu forgot to give me her portable Interdimensional Transporter."
Sasami and Tenchi: "Oh . . ."

>Tenchi opened his eyes. He found himself laying down in a pod of somesort... 
>naked. 
>"GAH! Where'd my cloths go?!" he yelled, looking around. The pod around him 
>vanished. He was in a dank room with water flowing smoothly around. There where 
>soft mounds of moss everywhere, a rock here and there. The room was dimly lit. 
>Where moss was not growing, was slick steel that was silver. Tree's where 
>scattered around. He noticed that the light was coming up from the deep water 
>chambers. He looked at the center of the room, where a huge, old tree rested. 
>He stood up on the soft moss.
>Directly across from him sat Ryoko, also clad in her birthday suit. She smiled 
>at him and waved. Tenchi turned bright red and quickly covered up "that area."  
>She chuckled.
>"No need to be shy, Tenchi." She stood up as well, walking over to him. She has 
>a fairly nice figure, very VERY busty. She wrapped her arms around Tenchi and 
>cuddled him. He turned very VERY red. 
>"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Ryoko!" he muttered. 
>"Yes?"
>"Where are we anyways?"
>"Look's like we're inside a Jurain ship of some sort." She looked around. 
>"Probably a 1st or 2nd generation, judging by how big the tree in here is." 
>"...which one...?"  
>Suddenly, a shimmering light appeared. It formed into a shape of an elegant, 
>beautiful women with long blue hair in loss pig-tails. Her eyes were pink, and 
>she wore Jurain garb, high class garb to be exact. She smiled.
>"I am Tsunami, the ship that we ride." She said in a soft, calming tone. "And 
>we are inside of myself." Tenchi fell over.
>"Tenchi Darling! Are you ok?!" Ryoko asked, kneeling down to pick him up. 
>"T-T-Tsunami?!" He stuttered. The women smiled and nodded. "B-B-But you 
>disappeared centuries ago!" 
>"I only come when I am needed." she said softly, walking over to Tenchi and 
>Ryoko. "I resurrected you both from the Explosion of Soja. Though I promise 
>that Kagato will build a new one." She then pointed to the water. "Look into 
>the water, Tenchi. What do you see?" Tenchi glanced into the water. He blinked.
>"I see 3 green triangles on my forehead..." he told her.
>"Those are your Jurain markings. They only appear when in my presence or if you 
>are using the Master Key as it should." Tsunami explained. 
>"As it should?" 
>Tsunami walked up to Tenchi and placed her hands on his cheeks, resting her 
>forehead on his. 
>"You must trust in your own power, Tenchi." He blinked, confused. Tsunami 
>backed away. She turned to Ryoko. "Ryoko, you have importance here too." 
>"Huh?" She blinked. 
>"Hold out your wrists." Tsunami said. Ryoko did so. Resting on one of them was 
>a red gem. "Tenchi- Ryoko's power will increases if you give her two more gems 
>from the hilt of the Tenchi-Ken." he looked at it. "But- only give her one now. 
>Give the other once you have mastered the Key."   Tenchi pulled a gem off of it 
>and handed it to Ryoko. She held it in her hand and phased it to her right 
>wrist.

Tenchi: "Wait a minute.  The gems can only go back to her if I WILL them to.  
And she already has one on her right wrist."

>Tsunami held out her hand, in which was a ring. "This will give you your Jurain 
>Armor." she said. "Wear it on your right ring finger, and turn it right to gain 
>it. Turn left to disengage it." She handed Ryoko a seed. "This goes to Sasami 
>and Ayeka. it it Ryu-Oh's seed." She opened a porthole. "This leads to 
>Yukinojo. I wish you the best of luck to both of you." They walked threw- as 
>their cloths returned on them. 
>"Tenchi!" Mihoshi cried, hugging him. "Ryoko!" she ran over and hugged her too. 
>"YOUR ALIVE!"  
>"Mihoshi.... can't....breath...." Ryoko muttered. Mihoshi loosened up but 
>continued to nuzzle Ryoko.
>"Where's Minagi?" Sasami asked. 
>"...She's gone, Princess Sasami." Tenchi said softly. Mihoshi's eyes welded up 
>and she began to bawl. 
>"Sasami... where did you come from?" Ayeka asked.
>"From my ship!" She replied. 
>"...you mean... Tsunami?" Ayeka whispered. Sasami nodded. "She's returned?" 
>"Your saying that Tsunami is YOUR Ship?!" Ryoko asked, somewhat yelling. Sasami 
>nodded again. 
>"Tsunami resurrected Ryoko and Tenchi because their needed!... at least that's 
>what she said." the blue haired princess told them. 
>Yume walked in.
>"Beep." She said. 
>"Yume says that we should get to Jurai and return the princesses as soon as 
>possible. She also says that she would like to stay with them as a protector." 
>Yukinojo reported.
>"She said all of that in one beep?" Ryoko muttered, sweatdropping. Ryo-Ohki and 
>Yukinojo nodded. "Geez..."

Jim: "I know that I missed most of the story, but that is a nosedive from the 
climax."
Rest: "What climax?"
Jim: "I don't know."
Ash: "That . . . is a secret. ^_^"
All: "XELLOS IS NOT ALOUD HERE!"

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  
>"SASAMI!" Masaki, 2nd empress of Jurai, ran up and hugged her younger daughter. 
>"YOUR ALIVE!" She then dashed over to Ayeka. "Your alive too, Ayeka!"  She 
>dashed over to Tenchi, Mihoshi, Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki. "YOU SAVED MY BABIES!" she 
>hugged them all. 
>"Let go of my you old women!" Ryoko yelled. Masaki's eyes got all evil and a 
>vein popped on her head. She pinched Ryoko's checks, pulling on them.
>"Who are you calling OLD?!"  Sasami held up a sign so that only Ryoko could 
>read. Ryoko quickly read it and said:
>"I am very sorry young and pretty lady" she said, somewhat with discussed, and 
>as best as she could with her mouth being pulled apart. Masaki smiled and 
>hugged Ryoko again
>"Your forgiven!" 
>"Cant.... breath...."  Ryoko muttered.
>Funaho, the 1st empress of Jurai smiled then turned to Tenchi.
>"Thank you for bringing Ayeka and Sasami back." She said, smiling. 
>"Your welcome..." Tenchi bowed. 
>"You don't need to bow!" Mihoshi squeaked, trotting over to Tenchi. Tenchi 
>turned red.
>"uuuuhhhh...." he waved his hands in front of him. 
>"But you don't!" She pointed at Tenchi. "Because you ARE Royalty!" Funaho, 
>Masaki and Azusa (The Emperor), all turned to look at the brown eyed boy. 
>"Is that true?" Azusa asked, eyeing Tenchi. He waved his hands more, turning 
>redder.
>"Ahhh...." Tenchi muttered. Ryoko phased next to him and cuddled him.
>"Yup!" She giggled nuzzling him. 
>"I thought he looked familiar..." Ayeka said out loud. 
>"Your Yosho's grandson, aren't you?" Funaho asked. Tenchi gulped and nodded. 
>Masaki ran up and hugged Tenchi tight. 
>"YOU'RE MY GREAT GRANDSON!" she said happily, shaking him back and forth. 
>"well.. not really... BUT!" Funaho smiled. 
>"I knew Yosho married a women not from the Royal family... so you are my great 
>grand son..." she said smiling at Tenchi. "You look much like him." 
>"But he's more commoner then Royal!" Azusa boomed suddenly. 
>"But papa- he's still one of us..." Sasami whined, giving her dad the big sad 
>puppy eyes. He bit his lip, trying not to give in.
>"Please dear..." Masaki pleaded. "Please can he stay?" She also gave Azusa big 
>sad puppy eyes. 
>"...alright..." Azusa muttered.
>"Yey!" Sasami giggled. Masaki hugged Azusa. 
>"Then you can stay with us." Funaho said, patting Tenchi on the shoulder. He 
>grinned slightly.
>"Well.... we'll be seeing you." Ryoko muttered, turning and walking away, 
>choking back her tears. 
>"Ryoko...?"
>"Bye Tenchi!" Mihoshi hugged him and then trotted off after Ryoko. "WAIT FOR 
>ME!!!" 
>"Meeya.." Ryo-Ohki waved and left too. 
>Tenchi watched them go. He turned back to the Royals, looking sad.
>"What is the matter, Tenchi?" Ayeka asked. Tenchi glanced over his shoulder. 
>"You know something, Ayeka...?"
>"What is it?" she asked, cocking her head.
>"Even though I was only with them for a short amount of time... I feel as 
>though we were family..." he said softly. 
>"But... they are nothing but an ex-GP officer and space pirates." the purple 
>haired princess stated blandly.  
>"I know... but..." he looked back where they left. 
>"You may go if you like." Funaho said, putting her hand on Tenchi's shoulder. 
>"It is not our place to stop you. If that is where you feel you belong... go." 
>Sasami grabbed onto Tenchi's shirt.
>"Please take me with you!" she asked. 
>"What?" Masaki asked.
>"I want to stay with Tenchi!" the blue haired princess said. "Please can I go 
>with?" 
>"I will go with Sasami to see that she is safe." Ayeka added. 
>"If that is what you want..." Azusa said.
>"JUST WRITE TO ME!" Masaki sniffed. 
>"We will!" Sasami smiled, hugging her parents. 
>"Best get going before they leave" Funaho stated. Tenchi nodded and ran off, 
>Ayeka and Sasami following. 

Jim: "Not much in the way of breaks in there . . . now THAT is a jungle!"
Sasami: "I just so love the way people misspell mommy's name."
Ash and Misty: "Mommy?!" Bust out laughing.
Selphie (on speakers): "Captain to the bridge, Empress Misaki is here."
Jim: "Thanks you two."

Jim heads to the bridge, and meets with Misaki.  Not three minutes later, the 
pair arrive at theatre one.

Misaki (pointing at Ash and Misty): "Are these the two?"
Jim (looking defeated): "Yes, ma'am."
Misaki then proceeds to beat the hell out of both, with Sasami trying to get the 
sign in their field of vision.
Ash and Misty: "WE'RE SORRY PRETTY LADY!"
Misaki leaves the pair a bloody mess.
Jim: "You two just drew manifold duty.  Lady Misaki, a pleasure as always."

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

>"We are clear to go." Yukinojo reported. Mihoshi flopped down in the seat and 
>begun to power up the engine.
>"WAIT!" Tenchi's voice yelled. 
>"huh?" Ryoko zoomed in on Yukinojo's screen and saw Tenchi, Sasami and Ayeka 
>running towards them.  
>"We want to come with!" Tenchi yelled.
>"REALLY?!" Mihoshi squeaked. She lowered the ramp allowing them to board. Once 
>Tenchi got in he was imminently hugged by the blond. Ryoko phased in front of 
>Tenchi, pushed Mihoshi aside and cuddled the prince.
>"Un-hand him!" Ayeka yelled at Ryoko.
>"Why's that?" Ryoko sneered, lowering her eyelid and sticking out her tongue. 
>"Meya! MREOW!" Ryo-Ohki stated, indicating that everyone should hold on for 
>take off. 

>It went along smoothly, as Tenchi smiled to himself and thought
><I'm Home...>

>{Like it? Hate it? Wunna bug me? E-mail is yorba12@hotmail.com!
>Much love,
>Webmaster Washu}

Jim: "Ah, finished at last.  Review time, kids."
Tenchi: "All in all, it's a great idea.  But it needs to be written a little 
more true to both universes."
Sasami: "It would work better if say . . . we interacted with the characters 
from Star Wars, not replaced them."
Ash and Misty: "PLEASE JUST LET ME DIE!"

Jim: "MST #3 is now in the books.  I want to add that this is done in fun, for 
fun.  This is in now way personal, unless it's to bash Leaf-chan, Jeff, 
crackhead, etc., etc.  And to be fair, go ahead and MST my MSTs and my other 
stories.  I call it "somewhat constructive criticism"."

The Millennium Eagle takes a heading for Endor, and vanishes into the night . . 
.

Ash and Misty: "WE GET TO MET THE EWOKS!  YEAH!"
Jim (in background): "AFTER you clean the plasma manifold."
Ash and Misty: "D'OH!"