MFF3K *********************************************************************** * Disclaimer: The standard jargin. I don't own the characters, story, or anything but the * MST as you see it. Thanks for reading. *********************************************************************** *[Satellite of Slight Insecurity - A camera switches on. Static is present, but soon fades. Relm faces the camera with a smile.] *Relm: "Hi everyone, Relm here. It's been a while since we got here and we're wondering where Kefka is." *Rydia(from off camera): "Hey Relm!!! Get over here, it's starting!" *Relm: "We've discovered that the SOSI was much larger than we thought. There's a whole wing off from the kitchen and a second floor." *Rydia(storms on screen): "Are we deaf!?!?" *Relm: "Hey! I'm trying to do my monologue, do you mind?" *Rydia: "Oh, sorry" (looks at camera) "You tell them about the cool stuff we found?" *Relm: "Well, I was about to." *Rydia(to camera): "It's so cool!!! We found a whole library of books on magic, and a shrine for summoning monsters, and a training room, and --" *Relm(angrily): "MY MONOLOGUE!!!" *(Relm shoves Rydia of screen and takes a moment to compose herself) *Relm: "Don't worry, we're all friends here. Anyways, Vivi's going to show all of us some new magic he learned, so we're having a talent show." *[A few minutes later in a newly discovered auditorium - Vivi sits in the center of the stage in a trance while the others look on] *Relm: "So Aeris, how long has Vivi been like that?" *Aeris: "About ten minutes now. He was getting impatient, so he decided to harness his power for a good show" *Rydia(yelling): "Vivi! Move your ass!" *(Vivi suddenly begins to glow and stands up slowly. Obviously ready, he nods for everyone to stand back) *Aeris: "That's different." *Relm: "Uh, maybe we should move into the other room." *Rydia: "But then we couldn't see. Let's just stare at Vivi dumbfounded." *Aeris: "Works for me." *Relm: "Um, okay." *(Vivi raises his hands and an explosion rocks the SOSI.) * [Some time later - A camera pans towards the charred remains of a stage. Chairs are strewn about and four semiconscious figures emerge from under a lighting scaffolding] *Relm: "Okay... What was that?" *Aeris: "I'd say a ten" *Rydia: "Good style, but I gotta take off points for destroying the stage and hurting the judges" *Vivi(on the other side of the room): "I did it!! I mastered the explosion spell!" *Relm: "Uh... Vivi, Weren't you working on a transportation spell to get us home?" *Vivi: "Oh yea... Teleport, that's what I was supposed to do." *(All sigh audibly. Suddenly a light begins to blink, signaling an emergency on the bridge) *[Soon after, on the bridge - The flat screen is displaying a visibly disturbed Kefka. The occupants of the SOSI emerge from a side door] *Kefka: "It took you long enough! where were you." *Relm: "Vivi almost killed us. We were in the kitchen, having ice cream of course." *(Kefka stares at the crew of the SOSI then smiles) *Kefka: "Well I guess this is getting to you. Everyone said it would." *Aeris: "What do you mean 'Everyone?'" *Kefka: "The guys at the convention." *(All look blankly at Kefka.) *Kefka: "You didn't get the message I left you?" *Rydia: "Message? We thought you left us here to die." *Kefka: "Nah, that's not my style. I just went to the annual Evil Genus Convention in Seattle. It was hosted by some guy named Bill, he was a bit of a geek, but I got some pointers from him." *Vivi: "Well, what do you want Kef?" *Kefka: "To torture my little lab rats, of course." *(Vivi stares blankly at Kefka) *Kefka: "You are dense, aren't you?" *Aeris: "Yep." *Vivi: "Hey!" *Kefka: "Shut up you two, and get ready for some new and improved cruelty." *(A new door suddenly appears and the fanfic lights begin to flash. Everyone obediently walks through the door and promptly smash into a pane of glass.) *Relm: "Hey, what's the deal Kef? Practical jokes aren't your usual thing." *Kefka: "It's no joke, my dear. That Bill guy made some good suggestions. One of them was to get rid of the boring doors and force you all to use Windows. Muahahahahahahahaha." *All: ??? *Kefka: "He even said that he'd send me some, but the shipment was delayed. Bugs, or something like that. I told him to call an exterminator and he just laughed, so I just bought my own." *Aeris: "So.. how do we get by." *Kefka : "I don't actually know. This Bill was one evil genus. It probably involved some great mystery..." *Relm: "You mean like a lever?" *(As Kefka begins to reply, Vivi creates a small explosion, shattering the glass) *Kefka: "Hey!!! That was expensive" *(Everyone walks away into the theatre) *Kefka: "Hey, get back here!" *[All take their seats and begin to groan in dismay] *Kefka(over theatre PA): "Well, You knew this was going to come sooner or later, so prepare yourself for the much anticipated part 2 of the lemon that will destroy you and make me famous in the Evil Genius community." *Rydia: "Please leave now." *Vivi: "Can I go too?" *Aeris: "No, you have to stay here and take it. Remember our talk." *(Relm and Rydia look at each other and burst out laughing) *Aeris: "Shut your mouths. It was about outlasting torture you sickos." *Kefka: "Well, I'll leave you to your fate then. see you soon" *(The screen darkens and flashes a countdown) *Vivi: "I can do this. I can do this..." >This is a Tenchi Muyo Hentai/Lemon Fanfic of the wildest type! This is DEFENTLY not >for children! Wait a sec.....if u were a child any way.. YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT >UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL SO WHY IS THERE A "WARNING" IN THE FIRST >PLACE??? *Relm: "I remember this.." *Rydia: "Oh... Crap... It's" >Part 2 of the "No Need For Virgins" Lemon fan/fic series. *Innocent No More* >By: AncientYUME *All: "No!!!!!!" *Vivi: "The Horror. The pain. The headaches." *Aeris: "It'll be ok Vivi, just remember our training" *(Rydia and Relm again burst out laughing. Aeris turns and stares at them until they stop.) >Featuring Tenchi and Ayeka! *Relm: "Is it me, or does this sound like a game show? >The night rolled in *Rydia: "In its brand new car!" >as the sun went down behind the hilly mountains. *Vivi: "Ignoring the flat mountains because they were just plain silly." >The Masaki home fell victim to the echoes and sounds of the night. *Aeris(echoes and sounds): "Give us your money and no one gets hurt." >Bugs chirped and whistled outside Tenchi's window. Tenchi was resting on his bed, >starring at the ceiling, thinking of what happened earlier that day. When everyone left the >house and he and Sasami were alone together. *Vivi: "It's happening again!" *(Vivi pulls a bottle from his pocket and holds on to it for dear life) *Relm: "What's that?" *Vivi: "I made some strong medicine from an alchemy kit I found in a back room. Horrible writing will not hurt me." *Relm: "cool." >He couldn't bring himself to believe what he did. It was all a blur, a mer moment of >pleasure *Rydia: "He's on a satellite too?" *Aeris: "That's 'mer' not 'MIR'!" *Rydia: What's 'mer'?" *Vivi: "The reason I have to take this" (holds up bottle of medicine) >quickly faiding away from him. Sasami's panting and moaning still rang in his ears. He >imagined her on the table, nude underneath him. *Aeris: "Man, I just forgot that... Damn flashbacks..." >Then he remembered when the others came home. *Vivi: "When was that again?" >When Ayeka and Grandfather came home from the store. *Vivi: "Oh yea, thanks." >He gasped at the thought again. *Relm(the thought): "How rude!" >How Ayeka almost saw him, nude with her sister, on the table, and in a sexual pose. *Rydia: "So after their little romp, Tenchi and Sasami decided to stay on the table and do a photo shoot?" >He then thought of when he quickly picked up all the cloths and carried Sasami into the >back room, where they quickly got dressed, and darted upstairs. Fearing to face the >others. *Aeris: "So, instead of having a complete flashback, he's remembering each detail one at a time?" *Rydia: "That's pretty much it." >The thoughts excited him. His cock grew harder ever second. *Relm: "Uh... Can't the author wait a while before he/she does that?" >*Whats wrong with me!* He thought *I....I can't possibly wanna do it again?* *Vivi(Tenchi): "Of course its entirely possible that I might 'want to' do it though." >The more he though about it, the more he couldn't resist. Yes, he wanted it again, *Vivi: "See, I was right." *Aeris: "And your happy about that?" *Vivi(shocked): "Oh... crap, I take it all back" >and he wanted it bad. His body desired more pleasure, and he couldn't control it. He >stood up in his bed, and he looked at his bedroom door. *What am I to do? *Rydia(door): "How the hell should I know!?" >Should I go....go an ask Sasa..... *Rydia(door): "Hey genius, I'm a door! You want advice, ask the bookcase." >No! I can't do that to her again.* His mind raced on. He stood up and rubbed his head, *Vivi: "'Cause we know how much thinking hurts Tenchi's head." >his eyes half open, and still locked upon his bedroom door. *Rydia(door): "Get those eyes back in your head and off my new stain finish!" >Then, he made up his mind. *Aeris: "Mihoshi really should stop leaving her eye shadow and lipstick in Tenchi's room." >He was going...going for a drink of water. He slowly walked toward his door. He then >gripped the handle, turning it slowly. Tenchi opened the door *Relm: "Intense, door opening action." >and aimlessly stepped out into the hallway. *Vivi: "After about five minutes of slamming into the door frame, he decided on a direction and walked through the doorway." >When he turned and looked down the stairway, Ayeka was looking back at him with >great surprise. *Rydia(Ayeka): "Oh, Tenchi! Why do I have this money? Well... I'm counting it for Grandfather, go back to sleep!" >"Lord Tenchi?" Ayeka whispered, "What are you doing up so late at night?" "Ayeka, >what a surprise to see you here." Tenchi smiled. *Aeris: "Ayeka was surely loosing it. She talked to herself a lot these days. It was best just to smile and nod." >"I was getting some water." He giggled and rubbed his head. *Relm(Tenchi): "Water. That's great, I got to write that one down." >"Water?",Ayeka said softly, " On, Lord Tenchi I can get you some water! *(Vivi begins to shake and decides to take some of his medicine) >Go back in your room now." "Uhhh ok Miss Ayeka?', Tenchi said dumbfoundly. *Rydia(Tenchi): "You are Miss Ayeka right?" >So he slowly turned and reentered his room. He approached his bed and sat down upon >it. *(All look at Vivi as he begins to take more medicine) >"Wow, I didn't expect to see lady Ayeka out there. *Relm: "You know, seeing as how she lives here and all." >What a real coensedence." Tenchi said to himself. Without warning Ayeka stormed into >his room holding a small glass of water. *Aeris(Ayeka): "Tenchi! This glass of water insulted me, I demand vengeance!" >She was wearing a silk night kimono. She didn't appear to be wearing any undergarments >at all. *Rydia(Tenchi): "I love this new X-ray vision Washuu gave me. >She closed the door and slowly walked over to Tenchi, bent down in front of him, and >gave him the water. Tenchi then excepted the water, *Relm: "It lost all rights and privileges as a liquid of his house." >smiling, while then suddenly catching a glimpse of Ayeka cleavage. She smiled at him as >he drank the water. *A damn, no, i can't.......*He thought. *Vivi: "Why?" *Aeris: "We'll never know." >Tenchi then finished the water and put the glass down the floor. "Thank you Ayeka." >Tenchi whispered. "Your Welcome lord Ten...."She was cut short, *Rydia: "Failing with the 2 inch knife, Tenchi opted for the long sword by his bed." >when Tenchi forced a kiss upon her. Her eyes opened wide with surprise, but she didn't >resist him as he put his arms around her. She allowed her self to fall upon him. She knew, >she had always wanted Tenchi to kiss her, to love her. *Relm: "But definitely not to cut her. She would remember to talk to him about that." >Now this was her chance; Ryoko was gone and she was alone with Tenchi. He then >brought her on top of him on the bed. Their kiss became more passionate, and required >more motion. *Vivi: "I'm not even going to ask." >Tenchi then began to move his tongue into Ayeka's mouth. She quickly caught on and >did the same. Their hands wandered all over each other. Tenchi began to cup her firm, >round breasts. *Rydia: "This recipe requires two cups of firm--" *Aeris: "Please, don't." >He rubbed them and played with them while they were under the kimono. *Relm: "After several unsuccessful rounds of Hide-and-go-Seek, Tenchi rethought his plan. >Tenchi then began to feel around them, trying to get under the kimono. He found the >edges and he grassed them; *Aeris(Tenchi): "A thick layer of Kentucky blue is preferred for silk kimonos, but any low light seed will due." *Rydia: "I'd check your words if I were you." >pulling the kimono away from her chest. The kimono pulled over her breasts. Tenchi >couldn't fully remove it, for Ayeka *Relm: "... had used quick setting epoxy for fear of getting a chill." >still had the kimono tied. So the edges of the kimono were held in place by Ayeka's hard >nipples. *(All but Vivi get a chill down their spines) >Ayeka broke their passionate kiss as she moaned with delight. Tenchi, unable to hold >himself back any longer, rolls Ayeka over. Tenchi was now over her. *Vivi(public address): "please remember to keep the past in the past. Thank you" >Ayeka was underneath him, her breasts firm and visible. *Aeris: "Don't take this for granted girls, for sometimes they can become invisible. Take for instance my collogues Relm and Rydia." *Relm / Rydia: "Were only 10!!!" >He untied her kimono and lifted it over her legs. *Vivi: "What the??? How the???" *Relm: "What's wrong?" *Vivi: "What kind of position would she have to be in?" *Relm: "Don't think about it. It'll only make things worse." >He revealed Ayeka's shaven cunt. *Aeris: "Something I did not want to know." >*She didn't wear undergarments after all* He thought. Ayeka blushed and looked away. >Tenchi then took off all his clothes. *Rydia: "In a completely unentertaining way not worthy of description. >Ayeka was filled with surprise when she saw Tenchi pull out his hard cock. *Relm: "Obviously they didn't have sex-ed on Jurai." >*Oh my God! What's he doing......I..* *Rydia: "They didn't have commonsense on Jurai either." >Her mind raced. Spareing no time, Tenchi opened Ayeka's legs. He placed him member >before Ayeka's love tunnel. *Aeris: "Ohh, clever euphemisms. I like." >Tenchi then began to enter her. "No Tenchi! Not...No!"Ayeka screamed. *Relm(Ayeka): "Not no, yes. I think that's it... Yes, it's yes, not no." >Tenchi failed to notice her cries as his cock drove into her tight pussy. Ayeka squealed >with pain, *Aeris: "As Tenchi's tires did the same." *Relm(Tenchi): "I love spinning the tires... it makes me look so cool." >and Braced her hands on Tenchi waste *All: "EWWWW!" *(Vivi takes another swig of the medicine and is visibly calmed down.) >as he continued to drive deep into her. His hot cock filled her. Tenchi grabbed her right >foot with his left hands *Rydia: "Eep! Washuu's doing more experiments on Tenchi." >and held her left leg firm in a pose with his other hand. The sudden pain over took >Ayeka, and she gasped for breath. Tenchi was moving very quickly, giving her no time to >react to his actions. All she could do now was go along with him. Tenchi paused when >his cock was all in her. He glanced down at Ayeka and grinned. His sexual actions >appear to resemble rape than love. *Vivi: "The pain... is gone! Yay!!!" >This was the first sign, the first sign that Tenchi loosing his mind; to sex. *Rydia: "Vivi. could you give me some of that medicine?" *Vivi: "I don't have much left." *Rydia: "Give it! I need this pain to stop." >He then began to move in and out of her slowly. Ayeka panting lightly with ever drive. *Aeris: " 'Ever Drive' from the people who brought you 'rape right'." >She still griped tightly upon Tenchi's waste. *(Vivi begins to convulse violently. He drinks the rest of his medicine and starts to sob quietly.) >His long cock slowly pumping in and out of her virgin love tunnel. Her muscles squeezed >the hot member on every entry. Tenchi then let go of her legs and he gripped each side of >her waste. *Relm: "I feel like I should make note of the unsanitary conditions in the Musaki house." >Forcing Ayeka to take hold of his muscular arms. He began to speed up the pace. >Without warning he began to pump into Ayeka hard and fast. *Rydia: "Wouldn't the speeding up be a warning?" *Aeris: "Thinking rationally in a lemon? Shame on you Rydia." >Her panting grew louder. Her large breasts began to sway back and forth within the >kimono. *Relm: "Holy crap! Ayeka has detachable breasts!!!" *Vivi: "What!?!" *Relm: "Tenchi took the kimono off her a while ago, but her breasts are still in it!" *Vivi(Ayeka): "Damn that washuu!" >Love sweet love juice flowed from her like a river as her body convulsed. *Aeris: "Yey, more euphemisms!" >Her back arched and she squealed with pleasure. Unwilling to slow his pace, Tenchi let >go of Ayeka's waste and laid down on top of her. Placing his hands to by her side. *(Vivi begins to shake more and more despite his medicine) *Aeris(soothing Vivi): "There, there Vivi, it'll be over soon." >Her legs rose up and locked and locked around him, *Relm(circus announcer): "Let us now welcome Ayeka the rubber girl." >then she threw her arms around him and drew him close to her. Her hard nipples pressed >up against his chest as he rested on her firm breasts. Tenchi and Ayeka were face to face >now. He was glaring down at her, his face was firm and almost heartless. *Rydia: "I'd sure hope so. If not I'd have to damn Washuu, and her crazy experiments." >Ayeka slowly opened her eyes to see her lovers face, and she was surprised to how he >was looking back. She would have spoken but her pants over whelmed her. *Aeris(Ayeka's pants): "Ha. I have bested you. now bow down to me or I'll strangle you with my pull string.) >Sweet began to form on their bodies. *Rydia: "Sweet what? If they're secreting sugar, I'm certainly going to have to damn that Washuu, and those crazy experiments of hers." >Their hot breath blew into each other's faces. *Relm: "While their cold breath supplied air conditioning for underprivileged Japanese sweatshop workers." >He then laid his head down beside her on the bed, still driving into her with great force. >Tenchi began to slow. Ayeka felt his hands move under her back. Suddenly Tenchi >stopped driving into her, and he lifted her. *Aeris: "...Began beeping and started to move in reverse." >Ayeka cooperated as he began to roll over. She rolled onto his chest. Now she was on >top of him, Tenchi's hot cock still pulsing inside her love tunnel. She quickly placed her >hands on his stomach, and began to ride him. *Relm: "Weeeeeee Weeeeeee Weeeeeee Wee-" *Rydia: "We get it!" >Tenchi laid there, looking up Ayeka now doing all he fucking on her own. *(Vivi begins to cry and Aeris consoles him) >He never expected her to enjoy his sudden push onto her, but because of her great love >for him. *Rydia: "Now the author isn't even trying." *Relm: "Typing with one hand, I bet." >She didn't resist. Ayeka bounced on him quickly and with great force. He panting, mixed >with squeals of pleasure and sudden shocks of pain, grew louder and louder with ever >entry of his cock. *(Vivi finally passes out from exhaustion. The others fear for his safety and their sanity as the fic continues) >Tenchi reached up and began to untie her sash. Soon after the kimono fell away. Ayeka's >breasts were bouncing up and down, and he couldn't resist them. *Rydia: "Good thing Vivi's out cold, he would have flipped with the plot inconsistencies." *Aeris: "You call this a plot?" *Rydia: "Good point." >He took hold of them with each hand and he began to squeeze and play. *Relm(Ayeka's nipples): "Marco!" *Aeris(Tenchi): "Polo!" >Grabbing her nipples, twisting them, gripping her round breasts with great force. >Pleasure over whelmed Tenchi as they fucked. *Relm(Pleasure): "All I know is that Whelmed and Tenchi are below me." >He rushed through him like a drug. *Aeris(Tenchi): "How I love being omnipotent." >It gave him a mind numbing high. His hands wandered down to Ayeka's waste and he >began to aid Ayeka with her bouncing. *Relm: " 'Bounce Aid', a two day event of music, food, and fun." >She pushed down harder and harder on Tenchi's stomach with every thrust of his cock. >Then Tenchi began to sit up. Forcing Ayeka to sit on his lap. She threw her arms around >him once more. *Rydia: "Effectively snapping her forearm and puncturing Tenchi's jugular." >His hands still aiding Ayeka as she bounced. *Aeris: "I cannot stress enough the importance of verbs." >She continued to ride him. Suddenly, Tenchi felt it once more. His cock began to swell >and buckle. *Aeris: "The viscosity was tearing his piston apart." >His teeth locked, his face stiffened. He tried with all of his might to prevent the >unpreventable. *Relm: "Clearly a futile gesture worthy of recognition." >Tenchi struggled to get Ayeka to stop or slow. *Rydia(Tenchi): "Okay Ayeka. 1..2..3.. Red-light" >Her climax was near, she would not, and she was too caught up in pleasure to notice. >Realizing it was too late he forced Ayeka down onto his cock and it shot up in her love >tunnel. That sudden amount of pleasure forced Tenchi to lower his defenses. *Aeris: "And in that short moment, anarchy broke out over the entire planet." >A few seconds later Tenchi shot his loud of hot cum up into her wet love tunnel. *Relm: "S-P-E-L-L C-H-E-C-K!!!" >Ayeka cried with pleasure as wave after wave of cum ejected deep into her. *Rydia: "Soon flooding the entire house and drowning the horny couple." >Ayeka appeared to faint as she fell upon Tenchi and forced him down onto the bed. Her >naked body laid on top of him, he snapped back into reality and gently pushed her off of >him. She fell onto the bed beside him. *Aeris: "Two beds, and amazing plot contrivance." >He rubbed his head and looked upon Ayeka sleeping soundly next to him. Sitting up, he >foiled with the blankets and freed them out from under her. *Relm: "Somebody's been watching HGTV lately, haven't they?" >He stood up out of the bed and threw the blanket over Ayeka, and tucked her in. He >knelt down and kissed her on the check. Turning toward the door, he scrambled to find >his clothes. He quickly put them on and headed for the door. Before he left the room, he >looked back at Ayeka and felt a sudden impulse of shame and displeasure. He has just >realized what he had just done. *Rydia: "He had lost his bedroom." >He took something from her that should have been taken on a better occasion. *Aeris: "Although, that water had been mean to her..." >He turned, sighed, and closed the door behind him. *(Vivi awakens slowly. He is still somewhat out of it) *Vivi: "Is it over?" *Relm: "I think so. He just left the room." *Vivi: "Great! I don't think I could take any more of that." >To be continued... ---------------------------------------------------- -------- >------------------------------------------------------------ - ---------------------- *All: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!" *(Vivi faints, Aeris catches him and they all file out of the theatre. They all hear the echoes of the last horrifying words as they return to the bridge...) >Next time: Part 3! "The Day of the Carnival!" The exciting, heart pounding, next episode >of "No Need For Virgins" *Who's Tenchi's next victim of love as his mind slowly faids >away! Could it be "Mihoshi?"* *[Five minutes later - The bridge of the SOSI - Kefka addresses the crew.] *Kefka: "So... How was my masterpiece?" *Relm: "You are truly a sick man. You hurt poor Vivi." *Rydia: "Yea, but that lemon was--" *(All look at Rydia) *Rydia: "... Horrible, just horrible. Unspeakable evil. Not erotic in the least." *Kefka: "Well, that's nice to hear. So, what's with that mageling anyway?" *Aeris: "He took something to stop the fic from hurting so much." *Kefka(shocked): "An antidote to my torture!?!?! What is it!?!" *(Aeris takes the bottle from Vivi's hands and reads it.) *Aeris: "It's 200 proof whisky." *Relm: "How sweet. Our little Vivi is an alcoholic." *Kefka(puzzled): "Okay... Well I'll be back soon to finish you off. Farewell you little scanks." *All(puzzled): "Uh, bye Kef" *[Everyone begins to go about their business. Relm turns camera off] -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- _-_-_-_-_-_-_- *** Well that concluded my second MST. I hope you will think it's better than I do. I'm probably going to do the third part in the saga in a few weeks. Thanks go out to all of my friends who have supported me. JMS, Tommy, and Kristen - Thanks for suggesting I continue MSTing. Lammy also wanted to be mentioned again, so... Lammy = Mentioned Again. Thanks for Reading. ~ayjinPride Comments and criticism always welcomed @ dbzarchive@angelfire.com