Note: Takes place in the OAV Universe, but has Kiyone. This fic probably sucks so read at your own risk. “It’s Too Much for One Man” (Tenchi Speaks After Death) By Treize_Peacecraft@hotmail.com Can love be divided among six women? Yes. Equally? No. Then, why did you do it? What? Marry all six? Well, a Juraian Prince…….. C’mon, don’t give me that bullshit! I didn’t want to hurt any of them But you ended up hurting them. Yes…….. You got killed too. But I didn’t know they wanted to do an…..uh.. You can’t say ‘one big orgy’? Uh……welll...uh.... Didn’t you think it would be too much? Well, I thought that I could ‘take’ it. My, aren’t we cocky? Look, you may have had the ability to perform the light hawk wings… Hey! Don't..! Do you know what you did to Ayeka, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, and Sasami? I…… They’re all widows! But I……. Look, maybe if you just picked one…..you wouldn’t have hurt so many people. Well…..uh…. It was bad enough that you picked Sasami! C’mon, you are such a pedo! What?! You heard me! She was only eight years old! Pedo! Pedo! Hey! I didn’t want to hurt her feelings! She's like a sister to you! You are such a pompous ass! But she said....... That’s still sick. She’s now a widow at eight. Don't try to defend yourself with how Jurarians age slower than earth people...you're still acting like a pedo! Don’t get me started on Kiyone! How the hell did she become one of your wives. It makes no sense! Now, that you mention it…it didn’t make sense. Why did I marry Kiyone? We’ve never shown interest in each other? We’re like brother and sister…. Geez, it’s like Star Wars all over again….you know when Leia and Luke kiss each other, then find out they’re brother and sister. What? Nevermind. And what’s the deal with Washu? Man, she’s Ryoko’s mother! Uh….I…….. Weren’t thinking, huh? Well, uh… You should've known that polagamy just won't cut it! Man, you are thw worst of the worst! Nani? Do you know where we are, Tenchi? In my afterlife now? Yeah, do you know which part? Uh….a higher place of existence? Welcome to Hell! Nooooooooooo!!!! You shouldn’t have married all six, died of a huge orgy, and almost defile Sasami! Have mercy on me! Sorry, you only get one chance. But doesn’t Shinto…… You’re too good for Shinto, prepare to roast in hell! ***** “Aahhhhhhhhhh!!!” Tenchi woke up with a sweat. All six girls were surrounding and Tenchi sweat dropped. “No………it can’t …….be” “Tenchi, are you alright?” Sasami looked at Tenchi with concern. “Where…am …I?” Tenchi said carefully. “You’re in bed.” Aeka replied. “Lord Tenchi, we were…” “Wh…ere?” Tenchi was being more cautious now. “Uhmm…..in the Masaki Household? After Grandpa hit you on the head, you fell unconscious. ” Tenchi’s eyes widened. He was okay! He didn’t marry anyone yet! It was all a dream. He remembered the sparring practice with his grandpa. His grandpa struck him when he wasn't paying attention! “Yes!” Tenchi jumped up in the air, surprising the girls. “Is something wrong, Tenchi?” Ryoko wrapped his arms around Tenchi, which caused Tenchi to be a little nervous. He didn't want any fights now. He would have to fix it again like...ah..nevermind. “Uhmm..Ryoko…maybe you should…uh…ah…” Tenchi then froze. Shouldn’t Ayeka stop Ryoko by now? Usually, she and Ryoko would get into a right. He looked at Ayeka, who looked back at him with a puzzled look. “Tenchi? Is something wrong?” questioned Ayeka who was now more curious about Tenchi’s health “Yeah, Tenchi. You seem more nervous than usual.” Ryoko loosened her grip and flew next to Ayeka. “Oh, I’m fine. It’s just that you guys usually fight all the time….hahaha” Tenchi started chuckling. “Well, since you married all six of us this morning, we decided to resolve our differences,” replied Ayeka cheerfully. “That’s just great, you two…I….what?” Tenchi froze for the second time today. “Oh yeah, remember? We had the wedding on Earth. Everyone came. Afterwards, you wanted to spar with grandpa, which lead to….you being in bed.” “Does that mean….that this is the honeymoon?” All six girls nod curiously. Tenchi slowly got out of bed and then ran out the door. “Oh my, look how fast he runs.” Ayeka commented as Tenchi ran out of the house, laughing hysterically yet screaming at the same time. “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Tenchi screamed as he ran out of the house. The End? This is a fic I wrote up in my spare time. I remember reading stories where Tenchi gets all six girls and well, stuff happens. They were totally unrealistic and I think Tenchi should just choose one or two girls at most.This is actually my first Tenchi fic in a way if you haven’t read my crappy Cowboy Bebop/Tenchi Muyo! Story called “New Bounty!” My E-Mail Address: treize_Peacecraft@hotmail.com P.S. Down with Sasami Lemons! Then again, most of us are.