Holly:Once again in the deep reaches of space are heros are forced to MST a load of crap fics.Thank god todays a norm.... Additional message:Tseng nose has been spurting blood since that Miho-kiyo fic we don't know what the Colour of deck 01 is now... (Red dwarf Themetune Anime style cut to a view of the Stardestroyer and MST ship the Reducer red flag on the tip saying MST while .H.M.S Reducer painted on the sides cut to libary. Tseio-ohki: JeffP/A:Gather in the docking bay we have a annoucement...dont make me use the Stormtroopers!!! Tseio-ohki: (Cut to hanger ,Jeffs screen is down the usal lot plus Tseio-ohki) Jeff:Washu wants to see us today MWHAHAHAH and the fic i planned for you is by Miss Ryouko... All:*Groan* (A portal and time and space opens and Washu jumps out) Washu:hello all your wondering why im here? Paladin:To let us go ? Washu:No silly im to busy to free crews from MST ships Fry:Dammnit *gets smacked on the head by Washus fan* Washu:Dont innnterupt..now were was I..ah yes acording to your computer Holly,i came aboard here on MST3 Love lust and Leela am i correct? Wicked lady:*nods*Uh huh... Washu:i took a hair sample from Tseng and Kiyone..and with a little help of the mass...*opens another portal*Tseng Prospectis Ms Makibi here your bounching girl Masami Kiyone and Tseng:*Jaw drops* *Washu take out a portal a small toddler about 6 wereing a green Kimono she had a teal and teal hair large fangs and silver eyes* Masami:Mommy,Daddy*runs up and hugs them* Tseng:Hello there.. Masami:*looks at Tseio-ohki*Hewwo my name is Masami ^^ Tseio-ohki: Washu:You se so darn Cute ^^ Kiyone:Washu i did not say you could have my DNA... Washu:*Walking in the portal*you said you allways wanted to have children be thankfull i did not Bill ya. Jeff:well....i was not prepered for that....... Threepeo:Nither i sir Jeff:SHUT UP load the fic into holly drive and get it ready in the ships Theatre.. Tseng:ok Fatboy dont push the Robot around... Jeff:nice talk for a guy with a toddler wrapped around his leg Tseng:*looks down and spots Masami clinging onto his leg* Kiyone:umm who gonna take care of her dureing the MST? Mihoshi:plllleaaasseee Kiyone i love kids....we so think alike ^^ Paladin:im gonna stay to incase of the Candy disapearing and Tummy aches apearing *rubs Mihoshis Stomouch* Wicked lady:cute niece i got there ^^ Masami:*unclings from Tseng and walks over to wicked lady*you got pink hair!! Fry:Cute and funny... Kiyone:Daria and tom for are guests Holly (the guest o Cannon apears and zaps Tom and Daria) Tom:were are we ? Daria:Joy an M.S.T ship *spots Masami*This may sound Strange but CUTE!!! Tseng:ok no time to explain MST.. Jeff:Goodie your all asembled and acounted for..now get your asses into the Theatre..*screen disapears* Holly:oer i think he ment it i heard a stormtrooper com link go off.. All:*are MST group leaves for the Theatre while Masami,Tseio-ohki,Mihoshi and Paladin and left behind* Masami:what do we do now... Mihoshi: I KNOW lets watch TV..... Paladin:*wistles the tune "were off to see the wizard ,yadda yadda yadd and all that crap* ****************************************************************************** ******************* 6 5 4 3 2 1 (are MST group enters the Theatre and take the front Row,seating order:Tseng,Kiyone,fry,wicked lady,Tom and Daria) Tseng:Let the pain begin!!! Kiyone:Holly can we have are sodas and stuff Holly:sure *Zaps Sodas popcorns Candy bars and twinkies in the groups arms* Daria:Oh handy...can it identify diet from normal coke yet... Wicked lady:nuh but he trying to Luna P is helping ^^ Sorry Kiiyoooneee! Kiyone:ACK Mihoshi!!! i though we left you with Masami!!! Tseng:*takes a sip of the soda* Chapter title:A nightmare in the makeing Fry:whoopp whooop pecimist alert.... Wicked lady:chapter 2 neo ass whooping of the Auther All:*Grin evily* By Miss Ryouko Daraia:A Ryoko Clone... Tseng:Long live the Origanal Ryoko *all nod* Ryoko:O/S:i love my fans... Authors note:This is after the Tenchi Universe seris,Just so no one gets confused ^_^ Kiyone as Author:In case your wondering..i am a 42 year old Virgin liveing with his parents still Tseng:We dont care!!! *~~*~~* Fry:what the hell?? Wicked lady:Aeka just got her eyebrows pierced!!! Daria:..or low flying Henati.... It was another normal and happy day at the Masaki house... Tom:while the MSTers just scoffed at the sentence.... Fry:since when is it normal down there..Villians, Mutated Cabbits ,ships crashing in lake... Ryoko and Aeka Fought, Daria:what a suprise Kiyone as Ryoko:Bitch Wicked lady as Aeka:whore Tseng:And so forth.... Sasami cooked or did chores.. Fry as Sasami in a british accent:im not a bloody slave girl Tseng:Why does Sasami do all these things.. Daria:..i recal only ONCE Ryoko cleaned the Toilet... Tom:Slave Drivers Tseng:*Makes whip sound*Aeka Voice:Sasami work faster.... Kiyone:*shudder*Dont do that..ever heard of erotic Torture chamber.. Tseng:No.. Tom:One word...INCEST Tseng:EW!!!! MY GOD THAT AUTHER MUST BE SICK.. Mihoshi stared into the TV all day, Kiyone as Mihoshi:Hi im Mihoshi my hobbys are TV TV TV and TV Fry:they got Mihoshi INC... Wicked lady:into? Washu broke the tv with a pick axe or something..? Kiyone was walking around trying to find something to do, Fry:Kiyone does that on deck 34 sometime *gets hit my an Emptey soda cup*ow.. Kiyone:i do not!!!,i draw and write poetry... Wicked lady:lets hear one Kiyone:Ummmm and Washu was in her lab as always.Tenchi either helping Washu with experiments,help Sasami clean,train with his granfarther or do work in the fields Daria:Correction he is forced to do these things Tseng as Tenchi:Sure Washu ill let you molest me Kiyone ditto:sure Sasami ill work you watch the smurfs!! Tom Ditto:Sure grand farther ill be slow down so you can abuse me.. Okay,so it wasnt normal... Tseng:good author have a Malteaser *throws the choclette orb at the movie screen* "well,Aeka,Tenchi didnt choose you,did he!" Ryoko said."He didnt choose you either, Demon!" Aeka shot back. Tseng:Lousy Aeka BITCH!!! Daria:what?*Tseng hands her a book called Jap to Eng*Oh your an Oni.... Tseng:uh huh *eats a twinkie* "Hey you two,Keep it down! Space police policemen is on... Daria:I bet Quinn named that...... Tseng:with a name like that the local Idiot could direct it Mihoshi said.Ryoko and Aeka stared evilly at each other and then stomped off in difrent directions."Thank you!" Mihoshi said to them.... Wicked lady:now i can flash K- Kiyone:*wieldin a her GP blaster*finnish that thought? Tseng:Kiyone dont fire that!!! Washu quickly pushed her lab door open,and she was panting hard. Tseng as Washu:Run..were..in..a..bad..fan...fic. Kiyone walked by."Washu,what happened to you?" she asked,seeing her hair was burnt and Washu was looking preety dirty."An experiment backfired.Can you hand me a towel?" Tseng:..i dont think a towel would help with the burns... Wicked lady:Washu must not think when air not fully in her brain, Washu asked."Okay,but I dont think a towel will work without water" Kiyone informed her. Kiyone:AT last a sensible and correctly spelt Kiyone.... "Please,"Washu said. Fry as Kiyone:No bitch.... Kiyone ran to the bathroom and came back with towel."Thanks," Washu said as she took it,and then closed the door after going in. Daria:That part of the plot was useless All:Snore Kiyone sighed and walked into the kitchen."Hello Sasami.... Fry as Sasami:uh we allready know eachother Kiyone Tseng:Uh huh a niceway to start a conversation.. *~~*~~* Daria:This may sound paranoid but i think the auther mocking us Tseng:Quit mocking us Bitch... Kiyone:Yeah were suffering here Aeka walked outside.She was silent at every step she took."Hmmm...Its been getting very boring lately.... Tom:I thought Aeka was one of thoise Peaceful Types Tseng:oh SHE wants an SI to come beat her up and Rape her....? Kiyone:SHH were still getting hate mail from are other MST ALL:*blink* Tseng:I hope your jokeing Kiyone... Kiyone:Yep... Fighting with Ryoko is getting boring too. All:Bitch.. Tseng:what does Jim see in her ? Tom:yeah... Kiyone:Guys i wouldent Piss of Jim..remeber Mr Carter? All:*Shiver* Wicked lady:Good point I wish something exciting would happen for once," Aeka thought out aloud... Tseng:i call that talking to your self.... She sighed and Returned to inside.... Daria:The very dephs of hell.... Tseng:You never heard of Jim or Mr Carter.... Kiyone:and its not *To* inside its *Went* Kiyone walked out as Aeka walked in.They smiled at each other and walked on. Tseng:*eats his popcorn* Daria:god this is boreing... Fry:*Take of jacket and puts his shirt over his head*I am the great Cornhillo i need T.P for my bunghole... Tseng:Fry please that joke is old, KILL IT ALL READY!!! Daria:*Shudders* Kiyone sighed and looked at her watch.A few more hours to kill until me and Mihoshi shift. Fry:You kill hours ? Tseng as an Hour:ACK she shot me...not a good one.. Kiyone:That is Mihoshi shooting right Tseng:Yepp... Wicked lady:It shoud be Mihoshi and *I*s Tom:Thats not right... Daria:Shhh were confuseing the Auther of the story... She turned her eys from her watch to the sky.She sighed again."My boring life," Kiyone said Kiyone:Pfftt my life is not Boreing im allways in MSTs i have followers and every thing i have POWER.... Tseng:err wickie is Kiyone scareing you *Sips his coke* Wicked lady:Yep *feed Luna P some popcorn* "I never thought waiting for a promotion would Kill me without doing anything!"Kiyone laughed to herself. Daria:so...boreing...need..excitement.. Tseng:Smegging Boreing this... Kiyone:pick up the pace i got a daughter to educate!!! She turned around to look behind her.Before she could understand what was going on,someone punched her in the face,and she fell over unconscious. Tseng:Hello dumbased Auther there something called chloroform USE it don't punch young girls faces in. Kiyone:yeah!! Tom:What did that sentence say i was to bored picking lint from the open part of my seat... *~~*~~* Daria:That is starting to piss me off!!!! Tseng:Quit f*cking mocking us!!! "Hmmm,i wonder where Kiyone is.were going to be late for work,"Mihoshi said Finnaly remebering her duty."I saw her before,she was walking outside when i came in.But that was a while ago.I didnt see her come back in,"Aeka said. Tseng:BOREING!!! Tom:Aeka sounded like she hated Kiyone.. "Umm,Il go look for her,"Mihoshi decided and walked out the door. Daria:And into a black hole. Mihoshi walked along humming a song."Kiiyoonneeee???? Mihoshi said. Tseng:Shoudent it be *shouted* Kiyone:...snore. Wicked lady:How can you hum and talk at the same time?? Almost ready to give up,Mihoshi walked up the steps to the Masaki shrine."Kiyone?Kiyone?KIYONE!! Mihoshi screamed. Kiyone:Im in this damn theatre!!!!!!!!! "Ah,so I see your looking for Kiyone?"Katsuhito asked.. Tom:Who?? Kiyone:Yosho.... Tseng to Katsuhito:No shit old man.... "Oh,yes.Have you seen her?"Mihoshi asked."well,I havent seen her,but someone left this here for you."Katsuhtio handed her a letter. Daria:Bet 45 wong this is the Author... Tseng:Your on.. "Well,I dont exactly live here but..." Mihoshi opened it. Fry:it was an laungerae catalogue adressed to Kiyone *SMACK* ow!! Kiyone:i got a gun Fry dont make me use it.. Mihoshi read: Tseng:Dear Mihoshi i need a bra from you sighed Jerrod Daria:Dear Mihoshi i had enough of you i joined the American policeforce.. Tom:Dear Mihoshi..what do you were at bed at night?. "Deer Mahoski, Kiyone:who the f*ck is that?? I have tooken your patner Kanoone with me. Kiyone:For christs sake this is so crap!!! Tseng:Mihoshi can read....this ass must have wrote the letter to quickly... I tink you wouldnt not reember me,but i have tooken her bacase of you.Eevn tho you doo not no what you hav done,o well .sheez gone forevr now.Donit boter looking for her.Yuo wil nevr find hre. (Jesus!!!) Tom:What happend did the Auther take a sip from the fountin of youth and turn 6 halfway through the fic?? Kiyone:That was TRASH!! Sincicerly,someone." Tseng:This fic will shrivel up and die in 60 seconds.. "Whaaaaaaaaaat?"Mihoshi asked,looking at the letter puzzled.. Tseng as spleen:I am thesh Splen. Kiyone:were confused as you are Mihoshi... Daria:Brain...hurting "I think whoever wrote this,Mihoshi,had bad grammer,"Said Katsuhito Tseng;No shit sherlock... Kiyone:Bad you mean SICKENING!!!! "Whats a grammer?" Mihoshi asked.. All:*fall out there seats laughing there heads off*MWHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH!!!!!! Kiyone:th-thatat was the funn-nny est th-ign Mi-Mi-Mihoshi ever said.. Katsuhito sweatdropped. Tseng:For no damn reason... "What are we going to do loyal... shrine keeper person.."Mihoshi giggled. Kiyone:for no damn reason *eats a piece of candy* Tseng:was that funny am i Laughing my head off NO! Katsuhito sweatdropped again."Well have to look for Kiyone, "he said All:..... Mihoshis eyes widened "KIYONES GONE?" All:*sweatdrop at screen* Tseng:Were the hell have you been? Kiyone:In her magic fairy land.. Katsuhito slapped his head in exasperation. Tseng:How does Mihoshi handle Kidnapping cases...? Mihoshi ran back to the house.She stormed in... Tseng:*Makes a thunder clap sound* Fry:Todays weather forcast will be forgetful Mihoshi with a little Commatose Kiyone ....just in time to see everyone sit. Kiyone as Tenchi:ok everyone lets practise for the sitting challenge tommow on Banzai!!!! All:Banzai!!!!! ..down for dinner."Mihoshi is it time for your.... Tseng:Time of the Month Kiyone:*sighs and rolls her eyes* ...shift?" Sasami asked."Yes,it is! but Kiyones is Missing!" Fry as Aeka:Oh were haveing sushi..she has to wait... oh NO!"Everyone said in unison. Tseng as Tenchi:who will i peek Fry as Mihoshi:who will bathe with me.. Kiyone as Aeka;Who will suck up to me for a promotion.. Wicked lady:Your dissing yourself!!! Kiyone:OAV Kiyone!!! "She could be anywhere,"Ryoko said."I havent sen her all day." Kiyone:Prrffftt like Ryoko would care she would be trying to play Footise with Tenchi... Tseng:God this auther a retard "Ah,but wait!Its easy enough for this genius to figure out!"Washu exclamimed. Tseng:Whats Miss Smartass gonna do.... Washus laptop appeared under her fingers,and she typed a few keys."Hey I dont get it. Tseng:If she means sex she right....lose the kid form .... Kiyone:Tseng!!! .I cant find her!"Washu said."Well,Washu,Maybe she doesent have a tracking devise on!"Ryoko shouted at her. Tom as Washu:YES SHE DOES!!! Wicked lady as Ryoko:were Tom as Washu:in her p- *WHAM* Tseng:Tom no Henati!!!! Washu slapped her head,and said she forgot. All:OOC!!!! Wicked lady:Astalavista baby *Mimes shotgon sound* Tseng:uh oh the Auther watched Terminator!!!! (And it rocked!!!..im gonna do a TM paradey..Tseng ) "What do we do?" Tenchi asked. Wicked lady as Washu:Well Mihoshi can go to Jerrod house..I will lose the childform to scare away the Pedophiles Tenchi will screw Ryoko and the Auther will die...Sounds fun huh? Tseng:i though i had problems... "All we can do,is nothing,"Washu said Tseng:wait wait wait...This is the greatest Scientifec Genus in the unerverse?she could make a transporter to transport Kiyone here with a little help of DNA .. Tom:what kind of DNA? Fry:hair..c- *smack* Kiyone:Thanks for little whappy Tseng.... "Its almost impossible to look in the right part of the world and find her. Fry:..so therey spent years searching for her..she was nextdoor screwing Tseng.. Tseng:Good fry..have a Madonna-bot (A Madonnabot drops of Fry lap but get vaparised by Wicked ladys umbrella blaster) Fry:Aw... For all we know... Holly:Sorry to interupt but the cannon actied up...it shot scobbydoo... Tseng:That gay dog Holly:Yes... (Scobby doo enters and get killed by Master whappy Mr Whapps Wickied lady umbrella and frys boots) Daria:Horay another Snot noised anoyince is dead... (Kill the RugRats) .....she could be sitting at the lake in the wood,.... Kiyone:Or on an MST ship..... ..of halfway across the world"Washu shouted. All:ACK are EARS!!!! Tom:Dont shout... Tseng:Here Washu have some Prozac..... Mihoshi started Sobbing. Fry as Mihoshi:I wanted to get Kiyone is the s-*WHAM* Kiyone:Why does evreybody imply that!!!! *~~*~~* Daria:What the hell does thta mean... Kiyone:Lowbrow Auther Kiyones eyes slowly opended.She didnt have a clue where she was,and the last thing she remembered...... Wicked lady:Was Mihoshi flashing her... All:!!!!!!! was walking out the