Disclaimer: Tenchi and all associated with it (well, mostly) is property or AIC and Pioneer. All other Anime shows, references and characters mentioned in this song are not my property, but property of their original creators and publishers. "The Rock Show" is by Blink 182 and if you didn't know that you know even less about music than me. NOTES: No, this is not STRICTLY Tenchi but it is about Anime in general. I suppose I could've put it on ff.net but I know the tmffa is reliable and in any case I have still to make my mark (or any kind of mark) there. Well, that said I hope no one is dissapointed that it isn't pure Tenchi and can enjoy it: "The Expo" Dressing up, make up and hair like a Saiyan I couldn't wait for that summer at Fanime My eye caught hers- I nearly got a nosebleed She's getting perved on cos her skirt's one inch long And her mates are too, people think their sluts but their wrong Their just otakus, hot for the Gundam She said hi and I knew she was the one Cause I fell in love with the girl at the expo Hair light blue and spiked like Ryoko Big blue eyes like my favourite Miho Everything an anime fan could dream to know 'cept shes not a lesbian- at least I don't think so I fell in love with the girl at the expo When we said we were gonna train with the Buddhists And move to Japan they just stared at us 17 with a boxed set of DVDs We know we're lame - we're hooked on Animes Cause I fell in love with the girl at the expo Breasts like Rei and I am her Heero Bullets and leather just like Konoko Everything's techniclour when she's around She says she loves me, I facefault to the ground I fell in love with a girl at the expo Black and colour sketches of her in my books Capturing that look, she always gives when she's kissing And if I ever get the chance, I'll write us a Manga romance Because it keeps us wishing Cause I fell in love with the girl at the expo We spend 80 pounds a week on hair gel We'll be together- an inseperable Duo She doesn't mind when I touch her Sailor Uranus We're gonna write fanfics till we become famous I fell in love with the girl at the expo Fell in love with the girl at the expo Fell in love with the girl at the expo Fell in love with the girl at the expo Fell in love with the girl at the expo Fell in love with the girl at the expo Fell in love with the girl at the expo I'll never forget her hair THE END Not bad, not bad. I've been meaning to do this one for ages- and I'm quite pleased with it. Ah well, let me know what you thought if only with a couple of lines. Yrs. Jim 'Diabolo' Moore Any and all C&C to Jim 'Diabolo' Moore at jetset@ntlworld.com or comageddon@ntlworld.com