I consider it a challenge to MST stories I enjoy. Anyone can take a sucky story and make fun of it. But when you do it with a good story like this, then you have something people will read and enjoy. -----Clayton Overstreet MSTers Clayton Overstreet Ryoko Masaki Tenchi Masaki Aeka Jurai Aisha Clan-Clan Gene Starwind Gene: What's Aisha doing here? Clayton: I needed a girl you wouldn't hit on Aisha: So what do we do again? Ryoko: Don't worry, you'll pick it up Aeka: Sadly that's true Tenchi: I did this before. It get's kind of fun A Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki Fanfic Ryoko: This isn't that 'In the carrot patch' thing is it? Clayton: No, this guy has taste Aeka: Not if this is another 'Ryoko gets Tenchi' story Tenchi: But she did get me Aeka: Still I can dream The Ball By Ryan Anderson Clayton: (The guy from the Matrix) Hello Mr. Anderson Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, AIC does. This is a story written for non-profit, so don't sue, I don't have any money anyway. Aisha: So we can't get in trouble for this? Gene: Well... only if we piss Aeka or Ryoko off --- Tenchi was walking back from the carrot fields when he first caught sight of the ship. He stopped for a second, admiring it. This one was much larger than the Jurai ships which seemed to appear hovering over his house almost daily as of late. Tenchi: One of these days I need to send pictures of those to the newspaper He had long since stopped being freaked out by the phenomenon, ever since word had spread on Jurai where Aeka and Sasami were, messengers had shown up almost daily, along with suitors for Aeka, and officials coming to consult with the princesses. Aeka: My, that was a long sentence Ryoko: And many commas All in all, it was just one big pain in the butt. But by unspoken agreement, they had all decided to keep Tenchi's true status as heir-apparent from the Jurai royals, but he still had to act the part of the dutiful commoner welcoming a noble into his home. Tenchi couldn't for the life of him figure out how Aeka was able to put up with the treatment constantly. Clayton: (As Tenchi) Please stop killing me, I don't know how she does it! Giving a sigh, Tenchi continued his trek toward the house. Today was going to be a long day, he had a feeling. Gene: (Sings) Feelings, nothing more than feelings... Idly, he wondered as he walked why in the world such a large ship had come this time. Gene: (As E.T.) We come for your women Tenchi: (Mumbles) You can have them Ryoko: (Hits him) He shrugged the question off though, it was probably just one more suitor from some far-off world looking to impress Aeka. Aeka: As if I would go for that She always refused them, of course, which was making Tenchi more and more nervous. It was like he was becoming obligated to marry her just because she'd refused everyone else in the galaxy. Aeka: (As Snidely Whiplash) Curses they've discovered my fiendish plot Well, whatever Aeka thought, he still had quite a wait before he was ready to get married. Clayton: Judging by the length of the story he has atleast 12 pages befor he needs to choose It was kind of fun having all the girls lavish attention on him, Gene: Lucky bastard and he considered them all to be his good friends. Of course, they were his loud, violent, and overly destructive friends, but over the past few months the fighting had lessened a bit as Tenchi had made it clear that he didn't want his house being constantly damaged. Tenchi: Bob Vila costs a ton That, and the Zero incident seemed to have mellowed Ryouko out a lot. Ryoko: That 'incident' was when I fell asleep and Zero licked a wall socket Aeka: Bit of Freudism there She no longer seemed to go out of her way to pick fights with Aeka, and the intensity of her battles seemed to have gone down too. Well, anything that brought a little peace into his household was okay by him. He finally reached the house and placed today's load of carrots in the storage shed, then steeled himself for confronting whatever dignitary had arrived. As Tenchi approached the front door, he said a silent prayer to whatever Kami Aisha: Isn't he on Dragon Ball? Clayton: I think that's Dende now would care to listen that it wasn't Misaki. Please, please, please let it be anyone but Misaki! Aeka: And what is wrong with my mother? He prayed. He'd had to put up with Aeka and Sasami's "eccentric" mother for a whole week last time she'd drop by to visit, and he didn't think his rib cage could take another one of her bear hugs. Well, there was no more putting it off. Reaching out hesitantly, Tenchi opened the door. He found the crew, minus Ryouko and Washu (who had learned that to make themselves scarce during visits by Jurai royalty, as some of the royals would spontaneously decided upon seeing them to "Rid the Princess's house of those vile creatures." Which Aeka would always support...) Ryoko: (Sticks her tongue out at Aeka) Aeka: Oh get a life Ryoko: Get a date! sitting around the table along with two visitors, Funaho and Misaki. Tenchi let his shoulders slump. That was it, he was doomed and all the gods hated him. Gene: Washu seems pretty fond of him Aisha: And Tsunami Shaking his head sadly, he approached the two queen's and gave them both a deep bow, bracing himself for the onslaught of Misaki's hug. It wasn't long in coming. Straining under the remarkable force the woman seemed to be able to summon, Tenchi stoically Aeka: Is that a word Tenchi: Beats me put up with her fawning over him. Finally, after a much briefer period of time than usually past before he was released, Funaho tapped her "sister" on the shoulder and silently drew her back to her side. Tenchi shot his great-grandmother a thankful look. Ryoko: (As Funaho) Ah, I've been shot! He really did enjoy Funaho's presence, but she seemed to only come by with Misaki... and he didn't enjoy her presence _that_ much. Still, he was awfully glad that he was her descendent and not Misaki's... Aeka: This author shall die painfuly Clayton: (Smirks) You sad the same about me Aeka: Oh yeah (Hits him hard) Clayton: OW! Taking his seat at the table, next to Aeka, Aeka: Yay! attention once more turned to the two matriarchs. Both sipped their tea for a moment, then Funaho began. "We apologize for intruding like this upon your home, but a matter of some importance has come up..." Gene: The entire universe insists you have sex with SOMEONE! It's not negotiable Ryoko: (Grins at Tenchi) You heard the man Tenchi: (Gulps) "It's no bother, really, Funaho-sama. You are always welcome here." Replied Tenchi. Funaho nodded, and continued. "You see, in a scarce week is the centennial Mul'lack ball, which is the largest and most prestigious high-brow event held anywhere in the galaxy, Aisha: Gene, were we invited? Gene: Nope and for the last seven of them, the Jurai royal family has lacked a presence there. Now normally this sort of thing would be beneath us, but you see, the ball is more than just a dance, it is a showing of Clayton: Cars? Gene: Bikinis? Aisha: Food? power. Although traditionally only the younger members of a household are invited, it still serves as a chance for the younger generation to meet their fellow ruling- class, and establish valuable friendships and allies. Our absence from the ball has greatly hurt our political position in the galaxy, although we still maintain our status as a galaxy leader because of our military might, over the last few centuries we have become practically a war state, scaring all of our neighbors into submission. Clayton: Seems like a plan Aeka: Agreed This situation cannot continue." All: Awww Aeka seemed lost in thought as her other-mother related the situation. "The Mul'lack ball is coming up again so soon? I remember attending one just before... before I left...." Now it was Misaki's turn to speak up. "Yes dear, and it is you who needs to go to this years as well. Although Yousho may one day return and sit the throne of Jurai, Tenchi and Ryoko: He'd better! you, being of the true, pure, Jurainian bloodline, carry the most political weight amongst your peers." Misaki smiled warmly at her daughter. "Besides, think of this as another wonderful opportunity to meet some eligible noble boys!" Ryoko: I knew you could be seeing other people Aeka: Oh shut up. Stop rubbing it in Ryoko: Then stop trying to get him! Aeka seemed frozen in stone at that last statement, her eyes going blank. "I... remember the last ball... All those men asking me to dance, pestering me for dates...." All: (collective snort) Aeka: (Zaps them) "Aeka-san...." Tenchi said, concerned. She sounded so disturbed by this, wasn't that how it was suppose to be. Aeka looked back at Tenchi and immediately loosened up. Aeka: I am not a loose woman! Ryoko: (Kisses Tenchi) I am Tenchi: (Blushes, but hugs her) "None of them were _half_ the man Tenchi-sama is! If I'm to go to this dance, I'm going to need an escort! Please Tenchi, please come with me!" Aisha: That's just sad Aeka: This from someone who is dating a twelve year old? Aisha: And how old is Tenchi compaired to you? I'm immortal I can wait Tenchi nearly leaped back, stunned at the sudden reversal. Gene: It's a reversal to Tenchi! He reaches the thirty, the forty... "Yes Tenchi, that is the other matter we came here to discuss. We at the Jurai royal court feel it is time for you to be introduced to the universe at large. Tenchi: (Extends his hand to the universe) Hi We insist that you fulfill your duty as a Jurainian prince and escort the princess Aeka to the Mul'lack ball." As Funaho finished, Tenchi's shoulders slumped in defeat. He was trapped and he knew it. Funaho always seemed to be able to get him to do anything she wanted, Ryoko: I can do that too (Runs her hand up his leg) Tenchi: Yes master... I mean Ryoko and he knew from the week she had spent here that any attempt get out of it would only lead to an argument with which he was doomed to lose. "I suppose if I have no choice then...." he said sullenly. Gene and Aisha: Wuss! Aeka, however, didn't seem to notice his less-than- enthusiastic tone. "Oh Tenchi-sama! I knew that you really did care for me! We'll go to the ball and be the perfect couple, you'll see!" Aeka beamed at him, hearts in her eyes. Clayton: My, Juraian physiology is odd Tenchi was already hoping that something would come up and let him get out of this, judging by the look in Aeka's eyes, he'd just landed himself in a heap of trouble. Ryoko: Not to mention what I would do to you Clayton: Don't worry, I wrote one where you went to a ball with him *** Preparations for their departure were made surprisingly quickly. Tenchi: Dad knows a good travel agent They were to take Misaki and Funaho's ship, and they had to leave the next day in order to arrive on time. As this was to be Jurai's re-entrance to the ball after 7 centuries of absence, the preparations on board the ship were overly lavish, with a million different outfits for both of them, Aeka: Apparently we had time to count them ranging from gaudy to just plain ludicrous. The ball usually lasted only 2 days, but had been known to run to 3 or 4, so three weeks were estimated as their time away from earth when travel time was added. Three weeks of just him and Aeka, Tenchi thought. Aisha: Oh the humanity Aeka: (Zaps her) He wasn't sure if he was happy about that or not. On one hand, Tenchi: I had six fingers that would mean none of her fighting with Ryouko, and she _had_ shown that without Ryouko around she was usually pretty nice, if a little aloft. Tenchi could tell that this was probably a plot on the Queen's part to get him to fall for Aeka, but he honestly couldn't see it working, Aeka: Curses, foiled again he just didn't feel it was right to commit to a relationship at this time. Ryoko: He has to wait a couple days However, the trip without Ryouko had a definite down side too -- they would have to come back, and when they did, Ryouko was _*NOT*_ going to be happy that they'd left her alone for three weeks... and she was going to even less happy about the fact that he'd been _alone_ with Aeka for that period of time. Ryoko: (Forms an energy sword and growls) Others: (Scoot away) Still, as Misaki pointed out, only royalty were allowed at the ball, and not even servants were suppose to accompany the junior- sovereigns. This was suppose to be their chance to show just themselves off, and how well they could stand on their own without their court of followers. Clayton: Most tripped No, facing Ryouko once they returned would definitely not be fun, but facing her before they left was bound to be just as bad. Tenchi sighed. The others had tried to convince him that he should just leave without telling her, but Tenchi had quickly vetoed that idea. Tenchi: After all, I didn't have a deathwish As much as he wasn't looking forward to it, he just couldn't go off and leave her without saying *something*, Tenchi liked to think he had a little more honor than that. Gene: It wasn't true, but he'd like to think it was Ryoko: (Hits him) Now he was waiting for her up in his room. It was getting late, but he was rather sure that she'd come to see him before he went to bed, she usually did whenever she'd been forced to go into hiding and not be around him when the royals visited. However, usually she came in as soon as he had his door shut and turned out his light out, sometimes even before he got that far. Aisha: Sounds like a prison movie Tonight, however, there was no sign of her, a fact that was beginning to worry Tenchi. Aeka: I'm sure he can live with it Oh well, he decided finally, she wasn't coming. Gene: (Is hit as his mouth opens) He just hoped he'd be able to catch her tomorrow before they left. *** Tenchi gazed down at the planet they were circling. It was a truly breath taking place, the oceans so crystal blue it was unbelievable. Aeka had informed him after they awakened from deep sleep that Mul'lack was a specially protected resort world, basically left completely untouched and in all its natural splendor; a truly royal vacation spot. Still, Tenchi couldn't bring himself to look upon this event with anything but trepidation. Clayton: hmm, somebody got a thesaurus Aeka had been giddy with joy ever since they got on the ship together and took off alone Aeka: I think we may have an oxygen leak Tenchi: Where was Mihoshi durring all this? ... but Tenchi still couldn't get over the fact that he hadn't been able to find Ryouko before they left. All except Aeka: Awwww Washu had assured him that Ryouko was merely busy somewhere else, and that she would explain everything to her absent daughter, but it just wasn't like Ryouko to disappear for days at a time, and she was going to be really upset when Tenchi got back. Still, he had already been gone a whole week now, so any damage had undoubtedly already been done. Ryoko: Not quite yet, just give me a second to aim at the ship It felt strange to Tenchi to think that over the course of what seemed only one night's sleep to him had been an entire week back home... and not only that, but he was half-way across the universe! Living with Aeka and Ryouko had somewhat accustomed him to seeing space ships, and even taking short jaunts into the surrounding solar system, but this traveling to another planet... Tenchi's mind just boggled at the concept. Tenchi: I love that game (Rolls the dice) Yet here he was, decked out in the finest Jurainian gentleman's get up, and preparing to go and mingle with beings from all over the galaxy as one of the most influential republics' prince! Clayton: Little did he know one would lay its eggs in his chest It was all so Inconceivable Aeka: (As the guy from the Princess Bride) Inconceivable! Tenchi: (As Inigo Montoya) You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means ... Aeka have assured him that all he had to do was be himself and he'd charm the whole assembly, but this just seemed too much. He didn't know anything about politics, and now he was expected to play such an important role? What was he going to do?? Gene: First he'll pee his pants "Tenchi-sama..." Aeka called Looking up from the peaceful planet below him, Tenchi's gaze found the princess he was "escorting." Tenchi: Why is that in quotation marks? Ryoko: Because you're really taking her to a mental hospital Truly, Aeka was in her element, bedecked in the latest fashions, the demure princess was absolutely stunning, though her dress was still modest as ever. She _was_ beautiful, Tenchi realized, but he just couldn't love fall in love Clayton: Ah he has a thesaurus, but no grammar and spelling checker with her just because of her looks, he wanted more out of a relationship than something that superficial. Aeka: I hate this author. All Clayton ever did was drive me insane Clayton: Short trip "Yes, Aeka-san?" "We'll be landing shortly. The festivities don't begin for another day, but these before-ball meetings can be very important. I know you must be nervous about this, Tenchi-sama, but please, just be yourself and mingle, I'll handle all the political aspects, okay?" Tenchi: Oh I feel special Ryoko: Want me to conquer their worlds Tenchi: Maybe later Tenchi nodded. Aeka was standing at the helm of the ship, actually having to fly it without Azaka and Kamidake along to take care of that. Sure, just let Aeka handle all the political stuff... easy for her to say. Aisha: Well it wasn't exactly a tongue twister She was used to this sort of thing, while Tenchi would have to learn how not to offend everyone and be rendered a nervous wreck. Gene: Which is why I offend almost everyone Not to mention the fact that he would be effectively useless in the negotiations and festivities. He barely knew how to dance, he'd likely make a fool of himself. Clayton: Sucker bet He'd tried arguing a bit with Funaho just before they left, trying to impress upon her how useless he would be if he went, and how likely it was that he would end up making enemies for Jurai with incidentally offenses, but Funaho had only smiled, assuring him that it was the same when she had first gone to the ball her first year as Azuza's bride. Ryoko: I'd like to see what happens when I go Tenchi had wanted to ask her for advice, what had happened, anything to both stall his departure and get to know his great-grandmother better, but she had only waved off his questions told him to get moving. Turning back to the window, Tenchi shook his head sadly. Why were all of his family so close-mouthed? Ryoko: (Looks at Aeka and snickers) Yeah right Yousho was so cryptic at times it made it nearly impossible to hold a conversation with him, and Funaho was even worse. Idly, Tenchi wondered if his mother had been like that, then decided against it. If his mother had married his father, she would probably be as outspoken as him. Tenchi: Apparently it's a cycle Clayton: First you are attractive to alien women Gene: Then you turn into a pervert due to the attention Aisha: Then you become a cryptic old man Ryoko: I'll have to have Washu fix that The crypticness in his family must come from their extreme old age. It still made Tenchi's mind balk a bit to think that his grandfather was actually well over 700 years old, Aeka: Older since she was long married to father when Yosho, Sasami, and I left Jurai but at least he _looked_ old. To think of Funaho as his great-grandmother, even older than Yousho yet looking younger than his father was even stranger. And now to think that maybe, if one of his adventures or one of the girls didn't end his life prematurely, he might live that long... It just didn't seem possible. Tenchi: Especially since I married Ryoko Ryoko: (Kisses his cheek) You'll be around forever Tenchi was shaken out of his reverie though as the planet below them suddenly began rising up to meet them at a frightening pace. Gene: Friendly world isn't it? In a matter of moments the ship had dropped out of orbit and was cruising just above the ocean, heading toward a monstrous yet strangely beautiful ship that cruised along the deep blue ocean. The ship, which looked more like a floating city than a ship, seemed like a beehive of activity as ships ranging from amazingly beautiful to hideously sinister landed on dozens of concealed landing pads. Tenchi looked back to Aeka, and found her a mask of concentration as she struggled to land their ship without incidence. Finally touching down on one of the more prominent and decorated landing pads, Aeka looked up from the control console and smiled at Tenchi. "There, we're down. Are you ready Tenchi-sama?" Aeka: Just then the ship slipped into the ocean Tenchi felt anything but ready. His stomach was a mess of butterflies, Clayton: I told you Juraians had weird physiologies but he nodded anyway. Deciding that it was best to just get through this as quickly as possible. The open, fresh air of the sea was pleasantly warm and a surprising shock to Tenchi as he breathed in the sea- scented air upon stepping out onto the docking platform. Before him and the princess was arrayed a full compliment of honor guards, dressed in Jurai's colors, though not carrying weapons and obviously not from Jurai themselves. All: Obviously He stood side-by-side with Aeka as the guards led them into a wide, lush, patio area, where there where a dozen or so other nobles standing around talking. The other nobles were also lavishly dressed, some more than others, and Tenchi was surprised at the vast verity of people gathered in the room. Ryoko: (Waves) Hey Vegita! >From almost- exactly human to almost-exactly insect, the assembled nobles covered every category. Tenchi: (as Alex Trebec) Our final category is, 'Human eating aliens' Finally a very road little man All: Ooookayyyy with pointed ears and a long, black beard standing on a raised balcony bellowed out to the assembly, "Princess Aeka and Prince Tenchi, of the Jurai empire. Welcome honored guests! Too long has it been since last the great Jurai empire deemed to send its fair people to our humble halls! Thank you for attending. I am lord Osteval, if there is anything I can do to make your stay here more comfortable, all you must do is ask. The entire resources of the Mul'lacks is at your request." Clayton: (Covers his ears) He's loud The Mul'lackian lord gave them a deep bow, which Tenchi and Aeka returned. Aeka: It's lovely really, but we already have one The formal greeting out of the way, conversation seemed to leap up around them, twice as loud as before. Aisha: I just hope they have food Aeka smiled at him demurely, "Come Tenchi-sama, let us go meet the others." The next 3 hours became a whirlwind of names and faces for Tenchi, as he struggled to answer a million questions from a million different people, all the while slowly become aware of a subtle undercurrent running though all the royalty he was introduced to. Ryoko: I take it you were drunk? Tenchi: I guess It was strange, but after a while it seemed like he was becoming the focus of attention at the informal gathering. It seemed like the nobles had picked up quickly on his social ineptitude and were having an uproariously good time with him because of it. Gene: This is why I don't associate with royalty Aeka: I thought it was the other way around Finally, Aeka came to his rescue, hauling him back off to the ship. Aeka definitely did not seem to be in a good mood as they returned to the ship, but Tenchi was really almost too tired to care. Clayton: How insensitive He felt like he'd been poked and prodded by half the galaxy, Ryoko: (As bug-like alien) Not quite old enough and it was not a sensation he enjoyed. More than that, the stress of having to constantly be on guard against offending anyone had made the day absolutely exhausting. Tenchi: I do that all the time at home. Especially at the end of the month Gene: I'm just glad Melfina doesn't do that. And Aisha and Suzuka always leave Tenchi: Now who's lucky? The girls: (Hit the guys) As Aeka released his arm, Tenchi slumped heavily into a nearby chair. "Well Tenchi, so far so good. But today was just the preliminaries. The real fun begins tomorrow, when *everyone* will be there." Aeka: It is a very big ship Tenchi's reply was a pain-filled groan. "Go through that again? Are you crazy? Ryoko: Do you need to ask? How do you put up with it, Aeka- san?" "Oh come now, Tenchi-sama, it's not _that_ bad... Just try to relax and enjoy yourself!" Ryoko: By a strange coincidence I used those exact words on our honeymoon "Sure Aeka, sure... and the first time I say the wrong thing, I accidentally start an intergalactic war!" Aeka tried unsuccessfully to hide a smile, but then finally burst out laughing. "What? What so funny?" Tenchi asked, in completely bewilderment. Aeka, still trying to stifle her giggles, gasped out Aeka: No air! "Oh Tenchi... it's not like that at all! Everyone here knows you don't know what you're doing! No one would take offense. They all already know you're from a backwater planet! They're just having fun with you." Tenchi's face went beet red as he realized she was right, he was the laughing stock of the ball. Ryoko: I promise swift and blinding vengence! Others: (Back away slowly) Imagine, Gene: (As Rod Serling) Imagine if you will the case of Tenchi Misaki some boy who'd spent the majority of his life on some back-country farm trying to act like a prince of the largest and most influential empire in the galaxy! Tenchi's face burned with the indignation of being forced into coming here. Aisha: Is this that spontanious combustion thing you humans do? Ryoko: We can only hope Aeka's laughter finally stopped as she noticed Tenchi's obvious embarrassment. Sitting down next to him, she took his hand in hers, forcing him to look into her eyes (though she blushed, as a lady should, when took his hand). All(even Aeka): (Snort) "Now Tenchi don't be angry. It's not so much that they're making fun of you as it is that you are a refreshing change from the norm here. I, too, have received some of this attention, due to my extend stay with you, I'm not quite as "up" on my court manners as I should be. Try not to let it worry you." Aisha: Hakuna Matata Aeka's words had a soothing effect on Tenchi, and he managed to give her a wry smile. "Ah, it's okay Aeka- san, I'm not really angry, it's just... I don't think I'm cut out for this kind of life." "Nonsense! You're a prince of Jurai! It can really be quite fun, if you let it. Tenchi: Ryoko said that too Gene: (Pats him on the back) Melfina has a surprisingly dirty mouth in bed too Anyway, Mul'lack is renown for its breathtaking sunsets... would you care to join me for dinner? As some of the more important nobles here, we rank some of the best seats...." Tenchi was tempted, especially seeing Aeka still looking rather lovely in that gown of hers... Ryoko: (glares at him) Tenchi: She is cute Ryoko: (Sighs) Maybe, but keep it in check but he just didn't feel up to it. "I'm sorry Aeka-san... How about tomorrow night, okay?" Ryoko: Never said that Aeka looked disappointed, but nodded her head. "Okay, Tenchi-sama. Sleep well, we have a big day ahead of us tomorrow. The party begins around lunch, and the formal ball starts as the sunsets. We'll be expected to be at the head of the procession once the ball begins, so I'll meet you back here before then, alright?" *** The next seemed a complete blur to Tenchi, Gene: Drunk again the procession and the events leading up to it were just one big conglomeration of faces. During the course of the day Tenchi had been surrounded by a constant group of dignitaries who seemed to hang on his every word. Aeka had tried to stay by his side as much as possible, but she had gone off to speak with other people many times. Aeka: Ok, maybe I can get a date It completely amazed Tenchi how she was always able to keep everyone's names straight as well as what they did and where they were from. Finally the processional had begun. Tenchi, with Aeka on his arm, Aisha: Princess want a cracker? had entered into the main ball room first of the royalty present, and it seemed like a palatable Aeka: Doesn't that mean delicious? force slammed into him with all those stares. Clayton: (As Obi-wan) These are not the droids you're looking for Gene: You know, I'll be Asuza's dad was the emperor in that movie After having their names announced to the assembled dignitaries, they were led forward to greet Osteval again, who returned their deep bows. Aisha: He had some too After that, however, they were pretty much on their own, or so Tenchi had thought. Ryoko: I know the feeling. Between Ryo-oki and Washu I am never alone Aeka told him otherwise, however, and he was soon forced to stand next to her and watch and say hello to each of the members of royalty that came through the door in a seemingly never-ending stream. Aeka made comments to him about each of them as they greeted them, Aeka: Can you believe that outfit? about what Jurai's relationship to their world was or some personal observation, but Tenchi really wasn't able to pay much attention. However, just as Tenchi was sure that he was going to fall asleep on his feet, the women who next walked in captured his attention like none of the other beautiful women had, and, indeed, not just his attention, but that of every man in the room, it seemed. Tenchi: (Screams out) It's just a fic! Ryoko: (Lowers her sword) Oh yeah She was absolutely stunning, wearing a form-hugging red dress that was just barely decent, and made of some material that seemed to shimmer as she moved, providing hints of the assets that lay underneath. Ryoko: I like her style Aeka: You would It was matched perfectly by her blood-red hair which cascaded free down to the middle of her back. Gene: Was Washu there? It was all Tenchi could do to rip his eyes away from her, and catch her name. "Princess Ceredwin, of the planet Neo-Vesper." The page said. Conversation died as every eye in the house watched her progression up to Osteval, and her deep curtsey. Gene: (Whistles) Aisha: (Hold up Melfina's picture) Remember your wife? Gene: (Blushes) The girl in the fic isn't that good looking He heard Aeka mutter something about Neo-Vesper being some out-of-the-way back water planet not much better than earth who had never had a representative invited to the ball before, but Tenchi couldn't bring himself to care as she began moving toward them, greeting each of the lords and ladies (the former of whom were trying to keep their tongues in their mouths, the latter of which were staring in thinly-veiled envy). Aeka: I hate this fic Clayton: I like it Aeka: You would Then she did the unthinkable, and stopped right in front of Tenchi and Aeka. Ryoko: How could she! "My lord, My lady, I am honored to be in your presence tonight." She said, giving a deep curtsey. As she got back to her feet, she looked Tenchi right in the eyes, and he found himself sinking into those golden, cat-like orbs Tenchi: (Rolls his eyes to his wife) Oh gee, I wonder who she really is Ryoko: (Smiles) I have no idea All: (Fake cough) Bullshit! that seemed to drink in the world around them. Gen: Ah yes the world, now with fewer calories Tenchi tried desperately to think of something he could possibly say to the vision in front of him, Aisha: (As Tenchi) You got a perty mouth Aeka: How about 'I already have a date'? but try as he might he simply couldn't seem to make his mind work. Finally, Aeka came back with the proper response for a princess. "As we are to be in yours. I didn't not get a chance to meet you at the party earlier, please forgive me." "Oh, not at all. I just got here." Tenchi, still trying to regain his composure, noted with some foggy part of his brain that still worked that her voice was soft and husky Ryoko: (Whispers in Tenchi's ear) Tenchi: (Blushes) ... but most of his mind was still focused on her eyes, her gaze having never left Tenchi's. Aeka was beginning to get quite miffed that she was being ignored, Aeka: Miffed, yeah that's the word but then the graceful sounds of an orchestra began filtering into the room, and couples started making their way to the dance floor. Smiling smugly, she grabbed Tenchi's arm, dragging him away from the new girl. Tenchi, feeling himself being ripped away from those bewitching eyes, turned to find himself being led to the dance floor, and started panicking. Tenchi: I apparently have a deepseated fear of polished floors "Aeka-san! Wait! I don't know how to dance!" There was a small titer of laughter from the nearby couples at this, but Aeka shrugged it off. "Just follow my lead, Tenchi. We're expected to dance at least this first dance together." Aisha: I'd think a princess could ignore peer preassure Tenchi did his best, but it wasn't very much. Finally the song finished, and both Tenchi and Aeka politely clapped and tried not to look too embarrassed at their less-than-wonderful dancing. Aeka was beckoned away after that, and Tenchi was finally left on his own. Tenchi: Freedom! Seeing that, for the moment at least, everyone was leaving him alone, he made his way over to the huge buffet table laid out with delicacies from every planet imaginable. Aisha: (Drools) Not knowing where to begin, Tenchi decided that if he was going to remain inconspicuous, he'd just have to make like everyone else, and everyone else seemed to be heading directly for the punch. Ryoko: My kind of party Gene: Same here Getting a small glass for himself, Tenchi tried to fade back into the shadows, but it was no use. As soon as he backed away from the punch bowl, he was beset by two young men. Clayton: Please don't let it be a lemon like that (Prays) All: (pray with him) "Hey, you're that Tenchi guy, right?" the first one said, apparently a bit drunk already. "uh, well, yeah..." Tenchi replied, a bit lamely. "Ah! I told you so Hiroshi! He's the guy who came in with Princess Aeka!" Said the second. Hiroshi looked back at Tenchi. "So, you're the one with the princess? Man are _you_ lucky! She's sssooooo cute. Aeka: My torture of this Author will be less severe I'd give anything to be in your shoes!" "No way! He's lucky because he actually got to talk to that _goddess_ that came in last! What was her name... Ceredwin? She's the greatest! I'd give anything to meet her!" Aeka: Ok, maybe not Tenchi was looking quite nervous at this point, and took a big drink from his punch, trying to find some way to get away from these two, but he just couldn't seem to find a polite way to brush past them. Gene: See where rudeness is important? In fact, as the two debated the finer aspects of both females, more guys, mostly royalty that had come in unattached (of which their were far more males than females), came over and joined the conversation. Tenchi tried to stay out of the conversation as best he could, but after awhile (and a couple more glasses of punch) he couldn't help but interject comments on both sides... He knew Aeka better, so was better able to defend her, but then even he had to admit that Ceredwin looked much better, and judging by the way she kept approaching lucky men and asking them for dances, she had as fiery a personality as her hair fire-red hair. Ryoko: I love this story! It was at about this point that Tenchi finally realized that the "punch" was alcoholic... Aisha: Took you long enough He had just assumed that this was a high-brow enough party that that sort of thing wouldn't be a problem, and now he was feeling more than a little bit giddy, but he was starting to enjoy himself a bit more as he loosened up. Then it happened. Aeka: The story ended? With amazing suddenness, all conversation stopped dead among the young men, as a foreigner invaded their space. Clayton: I'll call the border patrol Forcing her way through them, Ceredwin pushed her way right up to Tenchi, and grabbed his hand. Tenchi: Thank you, I was afraid it might get away "Would you like to dance?" she asked with a smile. Tenchi's mind was rather fogged at this point, but seeing her right before him sobered him with remarkable speed. Gulping, he looked around, trying to spot Aeka, wondering if he should... but taking a look back at the girl before him, he suddenly realized it didn't matter whether Aeka cared or not. With a sheepish grin, he replied, "s... sure..." Ceredwin's smile was simply beatific as she dragged him back through the crowd of boys. Grinning from ear-to-ear at his good-fortune, Tenchi shrugged off their envious glances as he stepped on to the dance floor, then suddenly his doubts returned. "ah... but... wait... I, I can't dance..." Tenchi said blushing with embarrassment. However, Ceredwin just smiled sweetly at him, and echoed Aeka's words. "It's okay... just follow my lead." The dance that followed seemed like something out of a dream for Tenchi, as the two of them whirled and turned on the dance floor. Gene: Oh I see, it's like that Jackie Chan movie. Get a few drinks in him and he's excelent Ceredwin seemed to glide effortlessly, as if she wasn't even touching the ground. Tenchi hardly noticed though, it all seemed so magical. As the first dance ended, Tenchi started to turn to go, but Ceredwin wasn't through with him yet. Before he could even begin to protest, she dragged him off for another dance. And so the night went, the two of them making the perfect couple as they danced dance after dance. Ryoko: You know if it were anyone else I'd have to kill you (Lays her head on Tenchi's shoulder) Tenchi: I know Ryoko, I know As the night dragged on, the orchestra turned to much slower music, and Ceredwin pulled him in close. As they danced Ceredwin whispered into his ear. "Tenchi... let's go out on the balcony and get some air." Tenchi could only nod in reply. Gene: Duh, pretty girl He knew he should refuse, go find Aeka... but he just couldn't bring himself to. Aeka: Oh sure you could! As they stepped out into the cool night air, Ceredwin walked over to the balcony, leaning over and taking a deep breath. Tenchi just stood by the doorway, uncertain what he should do, or if he should even be there. "Oh Tenchi, isn't it a beautiful night?" Ceredwin began, looking out over the endless ocean, the twin moons of the planet circling overhead. "Yes, it certainly is... though I suppose they wouldn't have chosen this planet for the ball if it hadn't been perfect." Aisha: Good point Gene: Let's go there on our next vacation Clayton: This message brought to you by the vacation bureu of this planet I can't pronounce Ceredwin gave a light laugh, her laughter loud and genuine, just like the rest of her. "No, I suppose they wouldn't have, would they, Tenchi?" Tenchi: Nope Tenchi slowly walked over to stand next to her. "Tell me of the world where you come from." Tenchi asked feeling he needed to know more about her... He felt like he'd known her forever for some reason, Aeka: Subtlety abounds here huh? but he knew that was just his own subconscious's wish. He felt a craving to know more about her though, even if ever seeing her again after this once-in-a-century ball was an impossibility. Ceredwin gained a far away look, then turned back to face him. "My home? My home... All: (Sing) Home on the range I'm not sure if I've ever really had a home. The place where I was born was cold and lifeless, and I grew up far from there. You might say I've never really gotten to lead the charmed life that most of the royalty here has." "I'm sorry to hear that. Still, maybe that's why I feel like I know you, as I'm in pretty much the same boat you are. Tenchi: They said that when we arrived I feel like I just don't belong with these people. I may have been born to royal blood, but I grew up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere. Still, it had its pleasant times too, when the cherry blossoms would fall... and summer's spent at my Grandfather's shrine. It was always so nice and peaceful... But lately everything has been turned on its ear. I suddenly discover that I'm a prince of some far off planet I've never even been to, and all these strange aliens keep popping up at my house, destroying everything. I never get a chance to just relax anymore." Ryoko: (Nods) That's about the size of it Ceredwin studied him intensely for a moment, then smiled. "Oh surely its not that bad... Isn't it more fun to have things always happening around you, rather than just sitting around all the time?" Tenchi shrugged. "Not really. I mean, everything keeps happening *to* me, its never of my choosing. It's like I have no control of my life anymore... you just wouldn't understand. I mean, look at you, you're royalty, anyone could see you're born to it, Ryoko: (Giggles) Aeka: (Sighs and gives up) Well she does look good yet you have this sense of being so in control of your life... you take charge of situations, when you wanted to dance with me, you just walked up and asked, even though boys are usually suppose to ask girls... I just can't seem to do that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and it seems that no matter what I do, someone gets hurt." Aisha: If you do it right that could be fun Ceredwin placed a hand on his shoulder, causing Tenchi to look up at her. "You are a good man, Tenchi, you care about what other people think, and that's what draws people to you. It's that quality that people admire in you and you feel that you can't let down their expectations. Well, I've got news for you, Prince. It's all well and good to not want to hurt people, but what about yourself? Anyone can see that you aren't happy about some of the things you are forced to do, and you're letting yourself get hurt rather than hurting the others." Tenchi and Ryoko: (Pat Aeka's back) Aeka: (Sniffles) "Yeah? Well, when does the hurting stop? I'd rather take the pain myself than hurt anyone else." Aeka: I forgive you both Ceredwin looked at him in sympathy. "Maybe, but those who really care for you are going to be even more hurt by watching you do this to yourself. This course you're on is ultimately only self destructive, and you are only making people happy in superficial ways. Aisha: When did she get a psycological degree? If you don't stand up try to make yourself happy, you're never going to make anyone else truly happy." Tenchi pulled away from her. "But how do I know what makes me happy?" Behind him in the darkness, Ceredwin shimmered and changed, growing a few inches, and her hair color changing from red to cyan. "Tenchi... the only way to find out what truly makes you happy is to try and find out." Ryouko said. Clayton: (As Gomer Pile) Well surprise surprise surprise Gene: (As Red Fox) Elizibeth, I'm coming to join ya hunny! Aeka: I need my heart pills Tenchi spun back to face her, his eyes opening wide in shock. Slowly Ryouko walked toward him. "Unless you tell us what you want, we have to keep guessing..." Ryoko: Um... a new bike? and she began lowering her head toward his, drawing him in for a kiss.... Clayton: (As Scotty) The lip's tractor beams are at full power capt'n! Tenchi's mind was locked up at this point... How could this be possible? Ryouko was Ceredwin? What was going on? Suddenly the small part of his brain the was still paying attention to Ryouko kicked the rest of his mind to get him to pay full attention to the fact that Ryouko's face was now about two inches from his own and closing in. All: (Hum the theme to Jaws) His initial response would have been to pull away, but something, whether it was the alcohol or what Ryouko had said, caused him not to. Tenchi: I'd like to think it's what Ryoko said Aeka: This is kind of romantic Here was his chance, he thought, to discover what a relationship was really like. If he accepted the kiss, he could take control of his life again, he could stand up as his own person again... In the darkness of Mul'lack, the warm sea breeze blowing across the balcony of the luxury liner with the twin moons racing over head, Tenchi's lips met Ryouko's. Tenchi: Hi hows it going? Ryoko: Fine, you? For Tenchi the experience was like nothing he'd expected, as a feeling of electricity seemed to arch through him, Clayton: Once again theres that Jurai physiology Ryoko: I know, it's like kissing a battery (Grin) I love it the feeling of her lips and her warm body pressed against him seemed ready to overload every synapse in his brain, yet somehow he hung on, savoring the experience. "T... T... TENCHI-SAMA!!!!!" the cry broke both out of their kiss, as Ryouko and Tenchi looked over to see Aeka standing at the doorway, her cry drawing more and more on lookers. Aeka: (Shakes her head) Just let it go... "Aeka-san..." Tenchi started, struggling for an explanation. Tears welled in Aeka's eyes, then she whirled and ran back through the crowd. Tenchi started to chase after her, but Ryouko held him fast. Aisha: Wow that was quick Damn his thoughtlessness, he thought, all the reasons he had allowed the kiss falling from his mind. Only the image of Aeka standing there, the hurt plain in her eyes, pain and betrayal her eyes had read.... Ryoko: (Flips through the dictionary) best... bet... ah betrayal "Ryouko! Let me go!" "No Tenchi, not this time..." Suddenly their was a wrenching sensation as Tenchi and Ryouko teleported, and when Tenchi opened his eyes again, he found himself hovering hundreds of feet directly above the ship, Tenchi: Think happy thoughts! tightly held in Ryouko's grasp. "Now Tenchi, I'm not going to drop you, but don't struggle, its hard enough to hold you. Ryoko: Ok, I can pick up a mountain, but I can't hold up someone who weighs 145 pounds? I'm not going to force you to do anything, but I am going to stop you from doing something you may regret." Tenchi froze upon seeing where they were, Aisha: Actually he looked down her shirt and it was like a deer in headlights but Ryouko's words seemed to penetrate the haze of fear and force him to calm down. Once Ryouko felt him go limp in her arms, Clayton and Gene: (Chuckle and nuge Tenchi's ribs) Limp... yeah right their was that gut-wrenching sensation again, and he found himself on the landing deck of the cruise ship, just across from Aeka's ship. Ryouko set him down gently, then took a step back. Tenchi looked at the ship, then looked back at her, confused. What was Ryouko doing? Clayton: The hokey pokey Ryouko had tears in her eyes as she watched him standing confused at what had happened, fear welling up within her that she had been wrong, that he would go back to Aeka... but she had to give him the choice. "Tenchi... I've forced you into this position, but the choice is yours." Gene: Will he pick Ryoko, Aeka, or the brand new car? All: (Cheering) Go for the car! Behind her Ryo-ohki suddenly sprang into existence, hovering just off the side of the platform, waiting. Aeka: You're supposed to stay on the platform waiting for the subway "Aeka is in her ship, all you have to do is go to her, tell her that I tricked you or forced you, and she'll forgive you, and everything will go back to the way it was. However, if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again. If you come with me I'll never force another thing on you, you'll be able to make your own decisions, even if all you want is just me to take you back home, I'll do it if that's what you really want." Ryoko: Ok, so I lied (Pinches Tenchi's arm) Tenchi felt horror dawning on him as Ryouko's words sunk in, the weight of the world came crashing down on his shoulders. Now he was forced to choose, Aeka or Ryouko, royalty or criminal, a nice, safe life of living up to everyone else's expectations, or a short, hazardous life of making his own choices, watching his decisions hurt those around him, and having no one to blame but himself. This choice had been inevitable, he knew, from the moment he had set Ryouko free. Gene: (As Tenchi) I pick Mihoshi! All: (Hit him) It was almost as if her entire purpose was to give him this choice, to show him that the possibilities of a life of his choosing existed. Setting her free had been the one choice he could remember he had made completely on his own, with no other outside influences forcing him to go one way or the other. And now, on this far off world, nearly a year later, he had to choose between accepting that action and reveling in it, or forgetting about it, and going back to the way things were before.... He started to take a step toward Ryouko, but then stopped, Tenchi: I think mostly because she was floating in the air off the edge of the platform seeing again in his mind's eye the look of pain on Aeka's face as she caught him with Ryouko. Aeka: It's ok, I forgive you He had hurt her badly, and if he left her for good now, what would become of her? Gene: Queen of the universe isn't a bad consolation prize How could he be so cruel? This was his choice, if he spared Aeka that pain, how much more would he cause Ryouko? Ryoko: How much would I cause? No matter what he did, he was doomed to hurt someone. It wasn't a choice of good or evil, black or white, neither side was any better than the other... or was it? All: Nah Hadn't he always wanted to live his own life? Wasn't that why he hadn't chosen Ryouko or Aeka, because both of them had always just assumed he had would choose them, and hadn't given him the choice? Tenchi: Not really, no No, that wasn't it. He had been afraid, afraid to take responsibility for hurting either of them as badly as he knew making a decision would. Ryouko's words came back to him though, "those who really care for you are going to be even more hurt by watching you do this to yourself." Aeka and Ryoko: (break down crying. They hug Tenchi, then eachother) All: (Group hug) Aisha: Get your hand off my ass Gene Clayton: (Moves his hand) Sorry Those words held a ring of truth to them that Tenchi had been denying for the longest time... although he had wanted to spare Aeka and Ryouko pain, all he had done was cause more. That's why Aeka and Ryouko had fought over him so much, they had both tried to dull the pain of his uncertainty by claiming him as their own and hoping to spare him the pain of choosing by resolving the matter themselves. Aeka and Ryoko: Uh, yeah... that's why we did it. Sure Tenchi shook his head, how much hurt had he caused these two? Aisha: Let me check the readings Well, it had to end, right now. It would be better to make a clean break, stop the cycle of hurt cold. But who should he choose? All: (roll their eyes like Sigfrede and Roy's tigers do when they leave a room) Should he choose either of them? Clayton: Nah, go for Mihoshi Ryouko embarrassed him so badly sometimes, but she had also shown that she was willing to change, and she'd been embarrassing him a lot less lately, since Zero. Ryoko: Sure, give her all the credit Tenchi: (hugs her) But Aeka always been such a moderating force, although she occasionally made him nervous with all her formal manners, he felt like he could never relax around her. Aeka: Is that true Tenchi: (very stiff) No, of course not The immensity of the choice he was about to make chose that moment to overwhelm him. Which ever decision he made, it was going to impact every part of his life! He felt panic rising up within him, but something else Ryouko had said that night came back to him. "Tenchi... the only way to find out what truly makes you happy is to try and find out." It was odd, but that thought seemed to quell the panic rising inside him, seemed to make the haze of confusion and panic clear inside his mind, leaving him with a strong sense of resolve. Gene: About damn time He couldn't go back. And he never wanted to. What was life without change? Clayton: Life without change is not life, but mere existence He realized then that he had made his choice already, made it long ago when he had opened the cave and let Ryouko free. He had chosen at that moment, though he didn't know it, to live a life bigger than just a farmer, or an architect, or indeed, anyone on earth. Tenchi: Actuall I just wanted a cool story to tell at school Perhaps he had made the choice even before that, when he went to the cave to play, even though he knew he shouldn't, when he felt the presence of the Oni that slept there and _wanted_ to see it, _wanted_ to live in a world where demons and monsters were real. Ryoko: And what makes you call a pretty thing like me a monster Aeka: (Pulls out the list) And now it was time for him to grow up and live his dreams. With confident steps, Tenchi walked to Ryouko, seeming to her eyes to come of age with every step, maturing into the man she knew he was right before her. Aisha: Then he fell to his death, once again having forgotten that Ryoko was floating in the air The light of love shone in Ryouko's eyes as she gave him a bone- Gene and Clayton: (Laugh their asses off) crushing All: (laugh harder) Tenchi: (crosses his legs) hug when he reached her at last. Tenchi: Tag, you're it Crying tears that were a mixture of relief and joy Gene: Mmm, just the perefect mix into his chest, Aeka: (As Tenchi) Ah! They're burrowing into my skin! and she felt him return her embrace for once. Together, they boarded Ryo-ohki. ------------------------------- Author's note: Ok, so this is a real departure from everything else I've written, as it takes basically only Tenchi's perspective throughout the whole story. Also, its only meant to be one, complete story, although writing those last few paragraphs I thought up a couple story ideas that I could expound upon... Clayton: Think he means 'expand'? well, let me know if you think I should. Aeka: Oh hell, why not? Also, a note about how OOC Ryouko is. I know I made her overly-insightful, Ryoko: (Sniffs)I thought it was dead on, don't you? Others: (Innocently whistle and look around) and basically not her usual self, but I just felt if fit. I can always just say she was way OOC because of Zero (since it never really shows what Ryouko acts like once assimilated with Zero, other than that 5sec clip of her running out to find Tenchi.) So if you think its too out of character, my response is 1)I'm sorry, 2)Maybe her character changed drastically after assimilating with Zero, and 3)it was all based on a dream I had so ppptttttthhhh!!!! ;) All: Shut up ya loser! Also, I wrote all this in one day, which is something I've never done. Usually with my other stories I write a few pages a day, off and on, then spend days editing and mailing it out to pre-readers, but I don't think I'll do that with this one. The idea for this actually came to me in a dream I had this morning, where I dreamed all the events that took place in the ball-room, and I just had to write it (You KNOW you've been reading too many fanfic when you start dreaming about new ones...) Clayton: He's got a point Anyway, I woke up and could still remember the dream and just felt possessed to write it, so let me know what you think of it. Gene: 9.0 Aeka: 7.5 Ryoko: 10.0 Tenchi: 9.5 Clayton: 9.7 Aisha: I'm hungry Oh, and as a last note, no, this does not have ANYTHING to do with my other Tenchi fanfic, Love's Labor Lost, which I'm still working on but have taken a short break from as I've been rather obsessed lately with writing my Ranma fic, Purple Haired Destiny, Aeka: I'd better not be in that! (from which I took a break from working on chapter three to write this.) Anyway, let me know what you think. I LOVE C&C of all kinds, so send any and all comments to me! Thanks for reading! Ryan Anderson andersor@cs.colorado.edu http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~andersor/tenchi/ryoko.html