This song is devoted to all the Mihoshi fans/anti-fans out there. I just think it fits. This is, of course, a spoof of "The Thong Song" by Sisqo. Enjoy. I am a big Mihoshi fan, by the way, but I can see how she annoys a lot of people. Tenchi Muyo and all characters therein are copyright Pioneer/AIC entertainment. This spoof written by Ian Sagat (eraser1976@hotmail.com for feedback) THE BLONDE SONG (Violin opening) (Tenchi speaking) "This song is about... a certain girl I know. It's to let people know...hehe...what Kiyone talks about, in private. Check it out..." Oooh that girl is dangerous, And you know that Kiyone can't handle it. Walkin' around like she's a ditz, With a look in her eyes so damn vacant. Don't be fooled just because she's hot, A challenge for her is "Connect the Dots", And she always seems to mess up the plot, 'Cause she's Detective First Class Mihoshi! (Chorus) She's as dumb as a truck, truck, truck, Cries like what, what, what, Kiyone, kick her butt, butt, butt, I think I'll sing it again! She's as dumb as a truck, truck, truck, Cries like what, what, what, Kiyone, kick her butt, butt, butt, All night long, I want to kill that blonde! I hate it when her voice goes Duh dun duh dun I 'd like to make her booty go Duh dun duh dun Man I really wanna kill Duh dun duh dun That blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde! I 'd like to make her booty go Duh dun duh dun Man I really wanna kill Duh dun duh dun Mihoshi! That blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde! (Repeat, fade out.)