Nice Try Kid: The MST of The Erotic Torture Chamber Chapters 1-4 Before we begin we would like to thank rowsdower for proof reading this. Following a strange accident involving a carload of strippers and a tanker truck of baby oil, two friends arrive at a nearby ER and are subsequently pronounced DOA (dead on arrival). After living lives as sarcastic, cynical bastards, Jerry and Bob soon end up in hell. However, Satan is quick to realize their potential and after a short period of the required wailing and gnashing of teeth, Jerry and Bob are promoted from tormentees to tormentors. Their assignment: the punishment of the twisted little fruits that write lemons. They eagerly accepted the assignment. Jerry- A being of moderation. Physically at least. He is of average height, slightly below average weight technically (he's not overweight), and very non- descript physical features. He blends into a crowd easily. Which he used to his advantage back on earth. He is dressed in plain, dark clothes, as most denizens of hell are, and slouches slightly on Satan's Couch. The only unusual thing about this otherwise bland character is the air of danger and fear that seems to permeate the area around him and the dark intelligence that lurks behind his eyes. After the last MST he dropped his title of the Juicer and retired the Juicer of Death. Ben Sagle- (Bestial Necromica of Sadistic Glee)- The demonic familiar drawn from the darkest aspect of Jerry and given to him when he was appointed one of Satan's personal minions. Ben is about two feet tall with large leathery wings, and wicked teeth and claws, dripping with caustic sarcasm. Bob- The world shuttered when he was born and rejoiced in his death. He is Jerry's best friend. Bob had the title "Defiler" for awhile from what is know in Hell as the "weasel incident", but after what happened to the lemon writer Azathoth in what is known as the "frying pan incident" Sasami now holds that title. He is currently wearing just a pair of tight black leather pants and an evil grin. He has long black hair parted down the middle. Two beady red eyes can be seen from beneath his hair. In sharp contrast to his hair and clothes is his ghastly pale skin. Though Jerry is the wittier of the two, Bob is by far the more sadistic and has the ability to summon lesser demons to do his will. Pepe (Putrid Entity of Pure Evil)- His name is pronounced like that horny skunk from Looney Tunes. This is Bob's familiar, which is draw from his sadistic nature and was given to him around the same time Jerry received Ben Sagle. Pepe looks like an ordinary bunny rabbit with white fur. But under all that beats the black heart a sociopath. Satan's Couch- A piece of demonic furniture created by the Prince of Darkness himself, specifically for the use of Bob and Jerry in their torment of lemon writers. It can change shape and size depending on the needs of Jerry and Bob. It also adds its own comments occasionally. It has become a good friend of and co-tormentor with Jerry and Bob. Winky the one eyed Christmas elf- Winky resides in one of the projection rooms of the Multiplex of the Damned. Winky was sent to hell after Mrs. Claus found him making strange shadow puppets in the Doll Room of Santa's Workshop Bob: Hi there, before we start I would like to warn that the lemon we are about to MST is a real load of crap. In fact we had to combine four chapters just to MST it properly. The chapters are divided using this symbol (***). *** disclaimer:i do not own tenchi or any of the tenchi characters, blah, blah, blah, blah okay......cool...^_^ Bob: Ooh a smiley face. (Washu's lab)---------"Yes! it's almost complete!" Washu says wiith a sense of completion in her voice. "Those rotten good for nothin little brats! they'll all be sorry. Aaaaahahahahaah!!!!! Bob: Good for nothin? Tenchi is giving you free room and board, so show a little respect! Jerry: Meanwhile, back at the ranch... (dinner time, tenchi and the gang are all sitting around the dinner table getting ready for a fabulous feast prepared by sasami) -----"gee, i wonder why washu hasn't come down for dinner." said yosho, in a slightly dissapointed voice. "i know, she's been really busy lately," said tenchi, "all cooped up in that dark cold lab. i could've sworn i heard several different people screeming in agonizing pain!" "oh, that was just me and aye--ow! ayeka that hurt!" screemed sasami. Bob: Winky? Winky: Yes Bob: If this is another Ayeka molests her sister lemon, I will have to hurt you. Winky: But I, but I don't have any say in what you guys view, that's Satan's job. Bob: I don't care who picks them you're the one who plays them, and on top of that you enjoy them. SO PREPARE YOURSELF YOU FREAK!!! ** Bob snaps his fingers and the projection room implodes, the screen flickers a bit then the movie continues. ** "uuhh, she doesn't know what shes talking about, i think she has turets or something" Jerry: Is she a castle? A tank maybe? Those are the only things I know with turrets. "Sasami!, i thought i told you not to mention what we do every night after everyone goe's to bed!" Jerry: That's subtle. No one would notice Ayeka screaming at Sasami. Bob: Okay on that note I'll just go get the author of this pathetic attempt of a lemon. ** Bob disappears, then reappears a few minutes later with the author, who is now tied up with Barbed wire and has a ball gag in his mouth. ** Pepe: Cool you gift wrapped him. Bob: ** Pulls the authors up so that they are eye to eye, and grins. ** On my way to your realm I thought to my self, what would be a fitting punishment for you and low and behold I couldn't think of any thing, that is to say anything that would fit the crime, so till then sit down and relax. ** grabs James by the shoulder and pushes him to the floor causing the barbs of the barbed wire to go deeper in to his skin. In return James screams and curls up into a ball in front of Bob. ** Ha, ha all these sadistic pervs are the same, they can dish it out but they can't take it. ** Bob sits back down. ** Ayeka whispered in sasami's ear. ."oh, sorry Ayeka." "thats okay, just don't let anyone find out, i'd hate to think about how tenchi would react if he found out that i'm a-a-a child molester!" Jerry: Yeah, I always use exclamation points when I'm whispering. HEY BOB, THIS GUY'S A FUCKING MORON!!!!!! Bob: I'm sorry. I can never hear you when you whisper "its okay ayeka, your secrets safe with me." (flash-back) ** Jerry, Bob and the rest, in a ode to Wayne's World, move there hands up and down and wiggle their fingers while chanting doodily doo, doodily doo. ** "Ayeka." "what is it sasami" Jerry: She wants you to punctuate. And capitalize. "today while i was picking carrots, a group of boy's about my age surrounded me and ripped off all my clothes and started feeling feeling my-my private area's. I screemed and told them to stop but they wouldn't! i was really scared and i didn't know what to do! they hurt me really really badly." Jerry: And where exactly did these little freaks come from? From what I've seen Tenchi lives at least 5 miles from anything and everything. Bob: ** looks down at James. ** Damn kid, you're a twisted little fruit. ** James glares back at Bob. ** Come on child try me. ** James just keeps on starring at Bob. ** Thought so, bitch. "show me where they hurt you." Jerry: If I didn't know the ugly truth of this lemon already, I would be screaming NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! at this point. "o-okay" sasami replied in a trembling voice. Bob: Oh, what a coincidence, when I went to get this wannabe child molester, he was wearing similar undergarments and prancing around his room. ** No sooner did Bob say that, James some how made it to his feet and plowed into Bob. He was desperately trying to use the barbed wire to his advantage. ** Ha, ha please stop that it tickles ha, ha, ha. ** Bob grabs James by the collar, and stands up, the rage in James eyes quickly turning to panic. ** My turn ass hole. ** Bob suddenly sprouting two small horns, one on either side of his forehead, head butts James and throws him back down in front of the couch. "eww!" ayeka replied in a discusted voice. "what exactly did they put inside of, well you? "they put these weird stick looking things attached to themselves into me." Jerry: Comparing a penis to a twig. The author must be using himself as a reference. "here, let me clean you up" said ayeka. Bob: ** closes his eyes and crosses his fingers ** Please let it be disgust, Please let it be disgust! "oo ayeka please stop! it hurts! it hurts!" sasami sceemed. "shutup you little bitch this will only take a second!" Bob: Where in the hell did that come from? ayeka exclaimed. But deep down ayeka knew that it wouldn't take a second, she was gonna keep doing this untill she didn't know when. "please ayeka stop!" Winky: Talk about being thorough. Everyone else: SHUT UP! You freak! "there! all better" ayeka said as she smirked. "I'm gonna rape you sasami!" said ayeka with an evil look in her eye. Bob: Well that was blatant. "your gonna what!?" asked sasami more confused and scared than she's ever been. Jerry: I think she made herself fairly clear. Jerry: Quick anatomy lesson. Because we here at the Multiplex of the Damned do more than entertain, we educate. You can't put something between a clitoris. A clitoris is a small knob of flesh above the labia. Therefore, you cannot put something between it without minor surgery. Bob: I would say this kid has issues, but there is a good chance he would take that as a compliment. Pepe: What do you mean? Bob: Well look at the kid, this is his little way of getting attention in the real world, he's probably some pathetic loser that sat in the back of class and doodled little anime characters in the back of his notebook while fantasizing about fucking Rei from NGE. Though we know if he ever managed to trick/drug a girl into bed he wouldn't know what the hell to do. ayeka slapped sasami in the face and told her to shut up or she'd bring the whip out. ayeka put in another 3 inches. sasami screemed so loud that it hurt ayekas ears. Bob: Wow that was one of the most pathetic rape scenes I have ever seen. ** Snaps his fingers and everyone's favorite six feet tall carrot appears. ** In keeping with the spirit off this totally unoriginal lemon I have decided to use a character from a previous MST. James meet Tad, this health specimen of a carrot is going to show you what they do to child molesters in prison. ** tad grabs James and drags him to a small room, that looks like a prison cell. ** Tad: So have you ever seen "Oz." ** A scream echoes through out the Multiplex. This scream is follow by the sound of a six feet tall carrot giggling. Five minutes later Tad comes back into the room carrying a severely shaken James. ** Jerry: That was fast. I thought you had more stamina than that Tad. Tad: I know. I didn't pace myself. Bob: So did you enjoy yourself? Tad: It wasn't too bad. Bob: Not you moron. It was a sarcastic rhetorical question meant for James. "thats it!" she screemed, "after i'm done ass fucking you i'm gonna lash you! you little bitch!" Jerry: Hey, she stole Tad's favorite line. Tad: That bitch. Bob: **snaps his fingers again, Tad disappears** I know I created him and all, but he still creeps me out. Jerry: Splurting? Like a waterfall? Waterfalls don't splurt you idiot. Water falls or pours out of a waterfall. This would be splurting. **jams a hollow metal tube into James' heart** See? I got a least six feet of distance off that. That's splurting! Bob: If Ayeka wanted to keep this whole raping thing a secret then how will she explain the muffled screaming and large blood stain on Sasami's futon. "okay little sister, i think thats enough for tonight. i'm gonna release you now,but if you dare tell anyone ESPECIALLY Tenchi, i will rape you ten times harder. Do you understand!?" Bob: Considering this guy's non-existent writing skill I don't think anyone would understand. Jerry: The words? The words? As in more than one word? And it sounded like okay? I think something got lost in the translation. (preasent time: Washu's lab) Ben: Yeah it's preasent time! Jerry: Okay. What the hell is preasent time? Ben: I don't know. Maybe it's when a peasant gives you a present. Bob: **snaps his fingers and a medieval serving wench appears with a tray full of ale** Thank you peasant. **takes a mug then slaps her on the ass before sending her back to wherever she came from** There all gonna pay, every last one of them! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! to be continued... i'm sure i probably took a lot of you by suprise with the whole ayeka raping and torchering her little sister Bob: Not really. You're a deprived little freak so we saw it coming. Jerry: What is torchering anyway? I think he's confusing two concepts: torturing and torching. This would be torturing. **pulls out a sledgehammer and smashes James' elbow** And this would be torching. **douses James with lighter fluid then throws a match at him. He erupts into flame with a soft phoompf** , and i'm sure your all curious as to what Washu ( my dream goddess) has in store for tenchi and the others. Bob: Oh let me guess could it have something to do with an erotic torture chamber. It will all be revealed in my next fics! i am open to comments,questions negetive or positive, i love em all!!!!! *** Bob: one down three to go. Disclaimer: I own all of the Tenchi characters and pioneer is my fucking company! got it? Bob: Can you say freak. Jerry: Someone should probably tell Pioneer's stockholders that. I don't think they'll want to own part of a company run by a wanna-be child molester. Chapter2: THE EROTIC TORTURE CHAMBER (Washu's lab)----- "There, it's complete," said Washu as she wiped a bit of sweat off her eye brow. "It's a masterpiece! Truely some of my best work ever. "Yeah Washu, your the greatest!" said Washu #1 "Ra ra ra Washu!" said Washu #2. "The erotic torture chamber is finally complete!" (LIVING ROOM) "Ayeka, will you go to Washu's lab and tell her that dinner is ready please?" said Sasami. "Oh, sure Sasami" said Ayeka. Bob: So after getting violently raped Sasami is ordering her sister around, that makes sense. Jerry: If I was regularly ass-raping my 8 year old sister I would blow my head off with a hand grenade. But before that I would be incredibly suspicious of her asking me to go to one of the most dangerous places in the universe, Washu's lab. As Ayeka walked towards Washu's lab, she couldn't help but feel slightly scared, because Washu's been acting very stange the past couple of months. Ben: Who's there? Pepe: Lemon. Ben: Lemon who? Pepe: Lemon see Ye Olde Staff of Bludgeoning. Ben: What? Pepe: Lemon...let me... Ben: Oh, okay. **hands Pepe a large wooden club** Pepe: Thanks. **takes the club and proceeds to beat James senseless** Jerry: That was an awful long way to go for a joke and a beating. "Um, Washu, um, are you in there?" 3 minutes went by and Ayeka was feeling quite scared......she finally came up with enough courage to open Washu's door about 4 inches and peeked inside. She couldn't see much besides darkness and a few lights in the distance......she proceeded to open the door and slowly walked in....she walked down a narrow staircase lite by torches untill she came to a hallway with several doors on each side, at the end of the hallway was a massive door with some demonic symbol on it. Jerry: I wonder if they realize that's the demonic equivalent of a smiley face? Damn hippie demons, ruining our image. Bob: And see that one underneath it? That's what they put on the local drinking establishments to let the damned know it's a gay bar. Ayeka was now trembeling with fear.She saw a giant keyhole and thought to herself how dungeons and dragons like this place appeared to be. Then she heard a faint screeming voice... "no! please don't !stop it please! I have a wife...and kids...and....and...." Ayeka then heard Washu saying something but couldn't make out the words. Out of her natural female nosieness, Jerry: With comments like that this author must be getting chicks left and right! **Ben grabs a floor squeegee and starts pushing all the sarcasm towards a drain before they all drown.** she peeked through the keyhole."gasp!!!" Jerry: Why did she just scream the word "gasp"? Ayeka covered her mouth with her hands in complete shock at the sight of what Washu was doing to a middle aged man. "okay Ayeka , your just seeing things, there's no way what you just saw is what it appeared to be." Ayeka tried to tell herself. S he then braced herself to look into the hole again..... Jerry: When engaging in an effort to delude one's self, never ever double-check the facts. she almost fainted at what she saw....Washu was circumcising the man with her teeth! Washu looked like a demon, Jerry: Not really. We're all damn good looking actually. her teeth were pointed and sharp like a sharks, her eyes were completely red Bob: ** put hands over eyes ** ob-la-di, ob-la-da ** eyes go from red to blue ** Pepe: Nifty. Ben: ZESTY!! Jerry: What the hell? Bob: I think our imps need a tune up. Ben: No! Not the probes! Pepe: At least use lubricant this time! as she continued to tear at the poor mans dick. Blood was everywhere. With the press of a couple of buttons, the machine that the man was strapped to, formed his body into a "T" shape. Washu sat in what appeared to be a thrown with a giant control panal in front of it. Washu smirked as she put on a giant platnium crown with diamonds all over it on her head. She pressed a few more buttons and the machine shot out a fat leather wip and began wipping the man.....Ayeka, still frozen with shock, decided she'd seen enough and slowly took a few steps back...she tripped and fell over one of the cracks in Washu's stone floor and fell. Ayeka fell down on the hard floor with a loud bang. Jerry: He can't spell, but boy, can he be redundant! Bob: Redundant? Jerry: Yes, redundant. Winky: Is that kind of like being repetitive? Ben: Yeah. It's like doing something over and over. Pepe: Over and over again? Ben: Yep, over and over. For absolutely no reason. Jerry: It just... Satan's Couch: SHUT UP!!!! The noise made a loud echo throughout Washu's giant Medevil looking dungeon. Pepe: Wow I had no idea we could affect the lemon with our antics. "Did you here somethimg?" said Washu with a satasfied smile on her face. Jerry: What the hell is a somethimg? But the only answer she could get out of the man was a low groan of pain because he was wipped so many times. Bob: "Wipped." It's spelled whipped, dumbass. "I'm, gonna go check on that noise and leave you there to bleed to death k? Don't go anywhere now." said Washu silently laughing to herself. Ayeka was so scared that she couldn't move. Washu opened the evil looking door Jerry: No, no, no. That's an evil looking door. **points to the door to the projection room which has a life size image of N'Sync carved into it** You don't even want to know what Winky does to the back of that door. only to see pathetic little Ayeka frozen stiff. Bob: Correct me if I'm wrong James, but in chapter one you said that Ayeka was turned on by such acts. ** gets up and beats James for no other reason then to watch him bleed. ** "What the fuck are you doing here?!" Exclaimed Washu. "Oh um...um...i was just......um...oh yeah! I was just gonna tell you that dinner was ready!" Ayeka said very happy that she remembered what to say. "Well just how long have you been standing there?! How much did you see?!" "oh, I just got here" said Ayeka looking guiltier than ever. "Well, what are we waiting for, let's go get some grub!" Bob: I had no idea that Washu was a schizo. ** James, in response to Bob's comment sputters out an insult through bloody and broken teeth. In return Bob bludgeons James with his own shoe. ** Jerry: You know, you're raising shoe bludgeoning to a fine art. Ayeka was very relieved that she got off so easily. Jerry: As opposed to Washu, who made things extremely difficult when she got off. Think about the double meaning for a second. Ben: Dude, that's wrong. Jerry: She's the one with an erotic torture chamber. I merely point these things out. "So whats Sasami making for dinner?" Asked Washu, trying to break the silence. " oh um..uh....salmon!" said Ayeka glad that she remembered what to say for the 2nd time. Jerry: Does she not have a short term memory? "Well thats just great. Um..that sounds pretty good." said Washu struggling to engage in conversation. "Yeah...uhh...it sure does" Ayeka replied more akwardly than ever. After what seemed like hours, but was only 5 minutes went by, everyone was sitting at the table and eating. Things were very akward at the table between Ayeka, Sasami, and Washu. "Mmmmmm, this is very tasty Sasami." Said Mihoshi. "Oh yeah, it's great!" said the rest of the gang. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah whatever...moving on to more important matters, like WHAT WASHU HAS BEEN DOING IN THAT DARK LAB OF HERS ALL ALONE THESE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS!" said Ryouko Winky: Oh, oh, oh ** raises hand ** I know, I know! Jerry: A dark lab...all by herself...regular shipments of 55-gallon drums of lubricant...the incessant buzzing sound. It should be fairly obvious. Bob: I didn't know you could buy lubricant in bulk. Winky: That's only half of it. Check out this catalog! **tosses a dog-eared magazine down to Bob** Bob: **starts flipping through catalog** Got it...Got it...Got it...Holy crap! I need one of those! Pepe: That one? I'd go for the one next to it. I like the rubber trim. Bob: It would match my thong. in a badgering tone of voice. "Yeah Washu what have you been working on all of this time?" Asked Kiyone. "Probably another disaster of hers!" said Ryouko. "I just know that I don't wanna be around when what ever she's making makes it's way into this house." "Nonsense, i'm sure that whatever Washu is making will be as delightful as she is." said Yosho. "giggle giggle....you old people must have some sort of bond with each other." Said Ryouko, stuffing her face with fried rice. "Thats it! you have insulted me and this family enough Ryouko! I am getting sick and tired of your arragent attitude and if you don't pull together your act, i will have to ask you to leave!"exclaimed Yosho. Jerry: Have mood swings often? "Grandfather, don't talk to Ryouko that way!" "It's okay Tenchi, I was just Leaving!" shouted Ryouko. Ryouko stormed out the door and was about to fly away when------ "Ryouko wait!" shouted Tenchi. "Come back!" "huh?" said Ryouko. Ryouko was amazed at how Tenchi actually wanted her to come back. Jerry: She's not the only one. "Ryouko, I have to talk to you." said Tenchi. "what about Tenchi?" Said a very curious Ryouko. "it's been really driving me crazy lately but ever since i saw you....well, well i've alway's loved you. Bob: I sense a cheesy sex scene coming. This was too much for Ryouko, she could hardely stand on her own two feet! Jerry: It was just too funny! She knew he was gay! Why was he pretending like this!! "Are you serious?"asked Ryouko. "Yes my darling." said a very nervous Tenchi. "Here why don't we go somewhere where we can talk." Suggested Tenchi. Tenchi and Ryouko walked to a nearby bar Bob: So they got roaring drunk, how romantic. Jerry: Since when was there anything within ten miles of their house? Last time I checked they lived on a compound in the middle of nowhere. where Tenchi and Ryouko coincedentally both go when they want to drain their problems. Ben: I think "drown" would be the proper term. They both engage in deep conversation about how Washu is alway's in her lab and how they love each other so much. "So my grandfather wants me to marry Ayeka so I can become successor to the thrown of Jurai." said Tenchi. "Big woop! my mother wants me to marry Satan Jerry: He might be gay too. We're not sure yet. Satan: **suddenly appears** I am so not gay. **sips his Tab and scampers off in his short shorts and flip-flops** Ben: That was unexpected. so I can overpower him and become successor to hell! Jerry: Sorry, there's already a huge waiting list. said Ryouko as she downed a small cup of saki. Jerry: Saki?! Saki?! What kind of pansy-ass bar are they in! **downs a shot of paint thinner. He cringes so hard one eye rockets out of his head and knocks Ben unconscious.** That's some good shit right there. **hands the container to Bob** Bob: **takes a shot** Eh, I've had better. Jerry: **dislodges his eye from Ben's forehead and jams it back into the socket and blinks a few times** Good as new. Another two hours pass and....... "Well i'm bored, let's go home and have sex okay Tenchi?" Jerry: Where can I meet girls like that? Bob: **hands Jerry a business card** Ask for Maureen. "Um...okay Ryouko...but I must warn you, I don't have a very big........." "Dick? oh thats okay i'll take care of that" said a very nonchalant Ryouko. All of the sudden, Tenchi felt his dick grow about an extra 6 inches and he was quite amazed. Jerry: Only six inches? "uuuuhhh, Ryouko?" "Yes Tenchi?" "Is this permanet?" asked Tenchi "Let's just put it this way, you've got 4 hours to show me a good time, Jerry: So, in other words, no, it's not permanent. and if your as good as Ayeka dreams of you being...than you'll be almost good enough for me!"said Ryouko Tenchi and Ryouko both burst out laughing..... Jerry: ...as they realize that Tenchi is going to spend about five minutes with Ryoko to get rid of her then go show his gay lover Raul his new "man toy". (BACK AT THE MASAKI RESIDENCE...) "Sasami, you know what time it is?!" said Ayeka with a very evil smile. Sasami almost burst into tears. "Oh please Ayeka! not tonight...please! i beg of you!...my pussy Bob: I'm sure that all eight year old girls used the term pussy. It's such a soft and feminine word. is still soooooo sore from the other night! please no!!! Ayeka grabbed Sasami by the hair and pulled her all the way down the hall to where her room was. Jerry: And yet again...no one notices this? "Shuddup you little bitch!" exclaimed Ayeka. " I'm really pissed off about Lord Tenchi Jerry: He's a lord now? Lord of what? Bob: Of Raul's ass, that's what. Ben: Behold, it is Tenchi, Lord of the Ass!! taking the side of that pirate tramp! and i'm gonna take it all out on you!" Jerry: Classic transference.... "Oh Ayeka, i'm really sorry about what happened with Tenchi but please don't do it to me tonight! PLEASE!" Sasami tried all the reasoning she could to get out of her nightly chor, but she would have to be a little more realistic, Ayeka has had an exceptionally hard day today, and the better the day, the nicer Ayeka would take it out on Sasami. Ayeka ripped off Sasami's clothes. That was the fifth pair she's ripped in a week thought Sasami. But Sasami knew she had bigger things to worry about. Jerry: Things about 14 inches bigger. I'm sorry, that was wrong, I know. Bob: **smacks Jerry in the back of the head** That's enough of that. Ayeka took off her own clothes and revealed the black leather sex mistress Jerry: Technically, the term is dominatrix. outfit she would wear every time she tortured her sister. Ayeka looked VERY sexy in it...her top sufficated her double D chest Jerry: I didn't know breasts had to breathe. And secondly **takes a drink of water and does a spit take, then bursts out laughing** Double D my ass! Bob: Double D? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Come on you have to be kidding me, Ayeka wouldn't be able to fill an "A" cup. and her black leather thong fit tightly around her clean shaven cunt. She also wore knee high leather boots with red laces. Bob: ** chuckles ** Okay, why is Ayeka dressed like a demented rodeo clown? Ayeka tied Sasami down to her 4 post bed Jerry: Yet again, let me remind everyone that they all sleep on futons. in the shape of an "X", so that Sasami's legs were wide open. " okay Sasami, instead of the usual ducktape I have to use to shut your little mouth, i'm gonna use the traditional ball gag." Ayeka strapped the ball gag around Sasami's haed, wich completely muted Sasami from trying to screem out in agonizing pain. Ayeka pulled out a wip from her catwoman halloween costume she wore last year Jerry: So she has a black leather dominatrix outfit, but the whip she has to get from a Catwoman Halloween costume? and began to snap it just to intimidate Sasami. Ayeka then cocked her hand back, and lunged the wip at sasamis bare pussy and slashed it. "MMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Jerry: What? Did she suddenly turn into a cow? Pepe: Oh no, she's gonna milk her! Bob: **kicks Pepe in the head** what the hell is wrong with you? Were the only words that could be heard coming from Sasami's mouth. Jerry: Again, there are no words involved here. At best it's a noise, let alone several words. " I knew it was a good idea to use a ball gag this time. Sasami....you better get used to the taste of that ball gag because your gonna be wearing it for a long time." Ayeka did one of her loud evil annoying laughs and cracked the wip at Sasami's pussy another 23 times. Jerry: Really? Twenty-three times. Exactly. That's fascinating. Sasami's pussy was very swollen when Ayeka decided to do something differen't. "I'm not getting enough pleasure out of this!" yelled Ayeka. Jerry: That's the problem with deviant obsessions. They tend to be harder and harder to satisfy. At that moment, Ayeka slide off her leather panties Jerry: I thought it was a thong. Oh well. and massaged her pussy.. "oooooooo yes! mmmmmmm yes! oooooooo baby!" Ayeka knew she was going to cum so she stood on top of her bed hoovering Jerry: **snickers** Hoovering? Was she vacuuming? **falls onto floor with spasmodic laughter ** Author's Note: I'm not sure spasmodic is a word. But it is now. over sasami's body and just let it all flow out on Sasami. Sasami's body was completely drenched with liquid. Jerry: Or it would be if her body was only a few inches long. Ayeka then got on top of Sasami and slithered up and down her body so that her fluids were evenly smeard everywhere. Blood mixed with the fluids giving Sasami a pleasent shade of pink. Jerry: She's bleeding at the same time? She might want to have a doctor check that. "Okay Sasami, thats enough for tonight." Bob: That had to be the most pathetic and disturbing S&M scene I have ever seen, but ** looks down at James ** I can top it, TAD!!!! ** Tad appears in front of Bob ** Teach this child how a real S&M scene should go. ** Tad drags the author into the darkness and bad things start happening to James. ** (TENCHI'S ROOM) "Alright Ryouko, make yourself comfortable on my bed and i'm gonna go take a shower." Said Tenchi. "Okay my Tenchi" Said Ryouko in a soft sexy voice that she knew drove Tenchi wild. (IN THE SHOWER) Tenchi was looking down admiring his new cock Jerry: That is an amazing rooster. Excellent coloring. Healthy looking plumage. with the biggest smile he had ever had on his face before. He begain to jack off when he remembered that he'd better save it for Ryouko. At the end of his shower Tenchi dried off and put on a pair of silk boxers. Jerry: Sounds like someone has a few homo-erotic fantasies Bob: Now this just reeks of low budget porn. All we need now is the bass guitar playing in the back ground. ** Pepe takes out a bass guitar and starts playing ** Bob: Make it talk boy, make it talk. (TENCHI'S ROOM) Ryouko stood on all fours looking hotter than ever... Jerry: How does one stand on all fours? Either your standing or your on all fours. her huge chest smiling right at Tenchi. Jerry: Say what? Note to the guys out there: If a girl has a face or some other sort of orifice on her chest and it's smiling at you....run like hell. Nothing good can come from that. Her nipples were the color of her hair. Jerry: You don't usually see that color blue outside of the occasional frozen corpse. Bob: Okay, if you are going to write a lemon kid, you might want to watch the unedited version of Tenchi Universe first. "Well Tenchi what are you waiting for?"said Ryouko in the same voice tone. " I....i...i...you are so fucking hot!" said Tenchi, Jerry: Just call him Mr. Smooth. with a very big bulge in his boxers. "Fuck ME!!!!" demanded Ryouko. "Yes master."said Tenchi. Bob: ** rolls on the floor laughing ** I'm sorry but these lines are somehow getting worse, what's next? ** doing a suprisely good imitation of Ryouko ** "Oh, your sooo big!" ** Starts laughing harder. ** Pepe: Let me try. ** As Tenchi ** "Who's your daddy!" Tenchi pulled down his boxers reveling his incredible cock. Bob: You call that impressive. ** starts to loosen his pants ** I'll show you "incredible". Everyone else: DUDE, STOP!!! Ryouko layed back waiting for Tenchi to make his move. Tenchi put his face between Ryouko's legs and began to insert his toung Bob: His wha? Jerry: Oooh, his toung...that's gotta sting. in and out of Ryouko's pussy. "OOOOOO GOD TENCHI OOOOO!!!!!!" screemed Ryouko. Ryouko arched her back in pleasure.she wrapped her legs around Tenchi's head so that he had no chance of escaping her deathgrip, but Tenchi didn't care he kept sucking and slurping on her hot wet sex. Jerry: I tell you. This guy is finding every thing that pisses me off. **scribbles the word "sex" on a steel girder and rams it in James' ear** Pepe: I told you it would fit. Bob: **hands Pepe five dollars** Damn rabbit. Ryouko began to act violent. Bob: ...And bitch slapped Tenchi. She threw Tenchi down on the bed and sat on his face, practically sufficating him with her ass and clit. Jerry: I believe we've been over that particular anatomy lesson. She began humping Tenchi's face, grinding her pussy violently on Tenchi's mouth. Bob: ** chuckling ** Wow I have read some poorly written lemons in my time but, damn! I don't think this kid knows the first thing about sex. "OOO TENCHI! OOOOHHH TENCHI!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHH TENCHI!!!!!!!!!! Jerry: I don't think Tenchi has a lot to do with anything right now. Ryouko furiously continued to hump Tenchi's face. She climaxed about 3 times Jerry: About three times? So he can give us an exact count of the number of lashes Ayeka used, but this... oh, a rough estimate will do. already and gooo was running down the sides of Tenchi's face. Jerry: Apparently she's missing the " enormous amounts of vaginal lubricant" organ that Ayeka has. Tenchi was choking and gagging on Ryouko's cum and slapped Ryouko's left cheek to signal her to get off of him but Ryouko kept humping hisd face and suddenly realized that humans can't live without air. Jerry: Losers. "oh my dear lord Tenchi are you okay?" Bob: Lord Tenchi? I think this kid got a little confused. Pepe: A little? said Ryouko sorrier than she's ever been. "It's okay Ryouko." Said Tenchi, still gasping for air. "But it's my turn!" Right before Ryouko could reply, Tenchi grabbed her head, and shoved his dick down her throat. Ryouko was overwhelmed with dick. So Ryouko began to suck....she sucked it so hard that Tenchi's dick was turning purple. Vains began to bulge through Tenchi's dick as Ryouko continued to suck. Jerry: Despite all these references to sucking, I'm going to avoid any comparisons to this lemon. 35 minutes went by and Ryouko kept sucking and swallowing Tenchi's cum. Ryouko was getting tired of the same salty semen taste Jerry: How's he know what it tastes like? Bob: I think we all know how. so she bit down on Tenchi's dick with her sharp teeth and drew some blood from Tenchi's cock. It didn't hurt Tenchi that much so he continued to let her suck and swallow. "Thats enough Ryouko, I want to be inside of you" Ryouko, now more excited than she's ever been removes her lips from Tenchi and gets on top of him. Tenchi's giant cock penetrats her pussy and give's Ryouko the chills.Tenchi bounces Ryouko up and down, up and down, up and down. Jerry: Did he have a trampoline hidden somewhere? Ryouko's eyes roll backwards Jerry: She's gonna pass out! as Tenchi fucks her all night. "Get on alll fours Ryouko!" Demanded Tenchi. Winky: Woof, woof, oh yaaaah doing it doggy style. Bob: Bow, Wow yippie yo, yippie ya mother fucka Without a word Ryouko got on all fours with her big firm (every black man's dream) Jerry: Hey check it out! Now we have an entire race of people that want to kick this guy's ass too! Awesome! ass and arched her back so that her ass was sticking straight up ,in the air. Tenchi grabbed his dick, and shoved the whole thing in to Ryouko's ass hole at once. The threads of her ass ripped Bob: ** gets up and straggles James with his own intestines. ** that was for desecrating one of my favorite positions. Jerry: What the hell are "threads of her ass"? Tenchi, get the hell out of there, something is really not right. and Tenchi held it in there...not humping or anything and wondering why Ryouko hasn't screemed yet. "Ryouko.....are you okay?"said Tenchi in a very worried voice. "RYOUKO! ARE YOU OKAY!" Jerry: I told you she passed out moron. Those mind alerting drugs you slipped in her drink are dangerous. Tenchi was so scared that he killed her or something. "I...I...I am a...a...alright tenchi" said Ryouko. Tears were running down her precious cheeks. Tenchi had fucked her in the ass soo hard, that she wouldn't be able to express the pain by screeming...so she remained quiet, with tears pouring down her face, and blood gushing from her ass. Jerry: Lovely. These people have way too high blood pressure. Bob: Someone give me the "Ye Olde Staff of Bludgeoning" ** the pain James experiences could not be expressed through screaming either, though there was a wet gurgling sound. ** They both said good night and held eachother in their arms and went to bed. Jerry: As Ryoko bled to death? All over Tenchi? I could sleep in a pool of blood from the girl I just violently ass-raped...NOT!!! The End well, that was chapter 2, i know you guy's are about ready to explode on me but just remember that i am human Jerry: Obviously. Nothing else slices so neatly Bob: Pedophiles, the other white meat and have feelings just like ewach and everyone of you... Jerry: Trust me your feeling are abso-fucking-lutely different from mine. oh and i know i don't capatilize much but who the fuck cares, Jerry: Um, me. And when someone has the ability to remove your internal organs through your pores, you should care what they think. i don't think any of you mofo's are my teacher's. Jerry: Thankfully. Otherwise we would have to kill ourselves. Bob: Furthermore, you might want to keep in mind that your sheer lack of typing skills makes you look like a bigger dumb ass then you already are. but it's cool I love anyone who loves tmffa as much as i do. Bob: Now if you could only find someone that liked your moronic brand of backwards logic that you string together using sentence fragments and run-ons. *** __________________________________________________________________ To all of the readers of this fic.... like the first two of my fics, this one contains heavy ADULT material wich(due to recent e-mails from "weak minded readers") may find offensive. But i mean no harm.... Jerry: Neither do we! It's all in good fun! **throws James in a wood chipper** See, isn't that fun? this storey gets exceedingly good Ben: That's debatable. and interesting and anyone who can't see past the lemon content to understand the storey Jerry: There's a story behind the lemon content? That's a well hidden story. The government might be interested in the technology you use to hide the story. Our armed forces would become invisible! Bob: Or non-existent. ,should not be reading this or any of my lemons...anybody under the age of 18 should not view the content of this storey; unless your like me...(takes a swig of beer)...and to all of the lemon fans who are TRUE lemon fans....enjoy... Jerry: Wait a second. Finish your sentence moron. "Like me"....and what? Like you how? What the hell does that mean? Likes beer? It doesn't make any sense! **Jerry's head explodes** Bob: Clean up, aisle six! Jerry: **his head slowly grows back** That was actually kind of refreshing. __________________________________________________________________ CHAPTER 3: THE EROTIC TORTURE CHAMBER (Washu's lab) Click, click, click,click, went the sound of Washu's wooden sole shoe's as she crept down the stone hallway lite by torches wich lead down to her sex prison. Bob: Sex prison? James you must have one of the most limited vocabularies know to man. She had a large narrow hallway with hundreds of prisoners in their prison cells. Some still screeming, moaning, and holding wounds of places on their body particularly private places on their body, where the terrible Washu has sexuality assulted them in some bondage torture way... Bob: Okay that's it, Winky! IN COMING!!! ** Bob drop kicks James towards the small window of the projection room, but misses and the author goes through the wall into the projection room. ** He's yours for the time being. Winky: You're my bitch now!!! ** James screems (GOD DAMN IT!!!! This lemon must be getting to me) ** The prisoners only knew that trecherous sound as the demond lady Washu creeping down the stairs. The knocking of the shoes on the stone floor only meant a few things for the prisoners...Washu was horney, and she would slowly walk down the hall looking in each cell to see who would be next. Who would be the next to endure Washu's sexual tasks and tortures. On the first level stood cells of people who were to be or that had not been tortured yet. On the second level, stood the people who were already tortured and will be tortured some more.43% of the victims were women, and 57% were men. Jerry: That's really well thought out. This guy's starting to frighten me. They were nothing to Washu. Merely test subjects...people who were there to serve the purpose of finding out what sexually torments and tortures people to the full extent, the hard way. "Oops! silly me...I almost forgot my crown"said Washu. Washu always kept a special crown on her head at all times. A sort of symbolic thing which presented her as a woman with power. The crown was platnium, with large diamonds surrounding it. She snapped her fingers and her special crown appeared on her head. "Hehehehe, this is such a rush!" "Hmmmmm, who's next?" ' I think i'll give the already tortured people a break and move on to the fresh meat!" Washu made her way through the "fresh meat" section. " I choooooosssseeee....................YOU!!!!!" Washu pointed at a 30 year old white woman who's utter most fear of Washu greatly influenced Washu's descision. Tears rolled down the womans naked dehydrated body. Washu had checked the womens file....It said that she's a former super model with no criminal record. The woman had brown eye's and blonde hair, about 5'7. Jerry: Wow. I don't think we're talking about Washu's fantasies any more. And what's the deal with the criminal record bit? This guy has thought about this waaaaaaay too much. Washu licked her lips with anticipation and slowly walked towards the victim. only screems could be heard from the other prisoners as they were blind folded and had to perfect their hearing to know what was going on. (TENCHI'S ROOM, MORNING AFTER THEIR BIG NITE) Bob: "Big nite" hee, that's nothing. ** pulls out a few polaroids from last Valentine's Day and passes them around ** Tenchi and Ryouko both wake up at the same time. Jerry: And begin to realize, with horror, what they did last night. They both swore never to drink again. "I-I love you Ryouko." said Tenchi, eye's half open. "Oh Tenchi....last night was...was incredible."said Ryouko, eyes also half open. " I love you to my Tenchi" "Hurry Ryouko, we must keep this relationship a secret, Bob: You might want to start by burning those sheets. you have to sneak back down the hall to your room before Sasami wakes up to make breakfast." "Okay Tenchi" Ryouko got out from under the covers with absolutely nothing on. "God she's soo hot." Tenchi thought to himself as Ryouko bent over to pick up her clothes from the floor, giving Tenchi a great view of her sweet firm ass. Jerry: Which was still covered in caked-on, dried blood. Where's that bastard author? Ben: Still up in the projection room. Jerry: Right, I forgot. **throws a molotov cocktail back into the projection room** Freak. (BREAKFAST TABLE) Things are now even more awkward at the table than usual. Bob: You think? Let's see here: Ayeka is violating Sasami, Tenchi just violated Ryoko, and Washu is violating everyone else. I would imagine things are a little akward. A strange and uncomfortable silence filled the air. An undescribable silence...one filled with secrets of sin. Ben: Speaking of secrets of sin...**the projection room door opens and James rolls back down the aisle to the front of the theater** Ewwwww. **sets James on fire again then puts him out with bleach** You can never be too careful with things that have been in the projection room. "The food is great Sasami" said Tenchi, trying to break the silence. "Oh....thankyou Tenchi..." said Sasami in a very deppressed tone as she stared at her food with a blank expression on her face. "Gee Sasami, you haven't even touched your breakfast" said Tenchi. "Wow Sasami, where ever did you get that awful bruise on your cheek?"said Mihoshi, who now drew all of the attention of the gang on her. The whole group was now staring careingly into the eye's of innocent Sasami... Jerry: Aw, isn't that touching. He's building up his own twisted fantasy of destroying a young girl's innocence. **wipes a tear from his eye then puts his foot through James' chest cavity** Ayeka made eye contact with Sasami to find out whether or not she's gonna squeal. Sasami looked Ayeka in the eye and almost began to cry. She new that all she had to do was tell on her sister and she would be free and Ayeka would probably be executed according to Jurian law when word was out. But on the other hand, Sasami was a very loving and forgiving person who did not want to betray her sister's trust and demplimish her reputation. Bob: **kneels in front of James and talks slowly and with exaggerated gestures** What...are...you...trying...to...say? Demplimish? What the hell? "oh uh....I slipped in the kitchen this morning....i'm...i'm okay though..." "So! Mihoshi, Kiyone, hows the police buisness going?" said Ayeka, desprately trying to change the subject. (FLASHBACK...FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT GET TO READ CHAP2) Jerry: Lucky bastards. Everyone: It's flashback time! **they all move their hands up and down while wiggling their fingers and chanting diddle do diddle do** "Sasami, you know what time it is?!" said Ayeka with a very evil smile. Sasami almost burst into tears. "Oh please Ayeka! not tonight...please! i beg of you!...my pussy Bob: I'm sure all eight year old girls used the term pussy. It's such a soft and feminine word. is still soooooo sore from the other night! please no!!! Ayeka grabbed Sasami by the hair and pulled her all the way down the hall to where her room was. Jerry: And yet again...no one notices this? "Shuddup you little bitch!" exclaimed Ayeka. " I'm really pissed off about Lord Tenchi Jerry: He's a lord now? Lord of what? Bob: Of Raul's ass, that's what. Ben: Behold, it is Tenchi, Lord of the Ass!! taking the side of that pirate tramp! and i'm gonna take it all out on you!" Jerry: Classic transference.... "Oh Ayeka, i'm really sorry about what happened with Tenchi but please don't do it to me tonight! PLEASE!" Sasami tried all the reasoning she could to get out of her nightly chor, but she would have to be a little more realistic, Ayeka has had an exceptionally hard day today, and the better the day, the nicer Ayeka would take it out on Sasami. Ayeka ripped off Sasami's clothes. That was the fifth pair she's ripped in a week thought Sasami. But Sasami knew she had bigger things to worry about. Jerry: Things about 14 inches bigger. I'm sorry, that was wrong, I know. Bob: **smacks Jerry in the back of the head** That's enough of that. Ayeka took off her own clothes and revealed the black leather sex mistress Jerry: Technically, the term is dominatrix. outfit she would wear every time she tortured her sister. Ayeka looked VERY sexy in it...her top sufficated her double D chest Jerry: I didn't know breasts had to breathe. And secondly **takes a drink of water and does a spit take, then bursts out laughing** Double D my ass! Bob: Double D? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Come on you have to be kidding me, Ayeka wouldn't be able to fill an "A cup". and her black leather thong fit tightly around her clean shaven cunt. She also wore knee high leather boots with red laces. Bob: ** chuckles ** Okay why is Ayeka dresses like a demented rodeo clown. Ayeka tied Sasami down to her 4 post bed Jerry: Yet again, let me remind everyone that they all sleep on futons. in the shape of an "X", so that Sasami's legs were wide open. " okay Sasami, instead of the usual ducktape I have to use to shut your little mouth, i'm gonna use the traditional ball gag." Ayeka strapped the ball gag around Sasami's haed, wich completely muted Sasami from trying to screem out in agonizing pain. Ayeka pulled out a wip from her catwoman halloween costume she wore last year Jerry: So she has a black leather dominatrix outfit, but the whip she has to get from a Catwoman Halloween costume? and began to snap it just to intimidate Sasami. Ayeka then cocked her hand back, and lunged the wip at sasamis bare pussy and slashed it. "MMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Jerry: What? Did she suddenly turn into a cow? Pepe: Oh no, she's gonna milk her! Bob: **kicks Pepe in the head** Were the only words that could be heard coming from Sasami's mouth. Jerry: Again, there are no words involved here. At best it's a noise, let alone several words. " I knew it was a good idea to use a ball gag this time. Sasami....you better get used to the taste of that ball gag because your gonna be wearing it for a long time." Ayeka did one of her loud evil annoying laughs and cracked the wip at Sasami's pussy another 23 times. Jerry: Really? Twenty three times. Exactly. That's fascinating. Sasami's pussy was very swollen when Ayeka decided to do something differen't. "I'm not getting enough pleasure out of this!" yelled Ayeka. Jerry: That's the problem with deviant obsessions. They tend to be harder and harder to satisfy. At that moment, Ayeka slide off her leather panties Jerry: I thought it was a thong. Oh well. and massaged her pussy.. "oooooooo yes! mmmmmmm yes! oooooooo baby!" Ayeka knew she was going to cum so she stood on top of her bed hoovering Jerry: **snickers** Hoovering? Was she vacuuming? **falls onto floor with spasmodic laughter ** Author's Note: I'm not sure spasmodic is a word. But it is now. over sasami's body and just let it all flow out on Sasami. Sasami's body was completely drenched with liquid. Jerry: Or it would be if her body was only a few inches long. Ayeka then got on top of Sasami and slithered up and down her body so that her fluids were evenly smeard everywhere. Jerry: She's bleeding at the same time? She might want to have a doctor check that. Blood mixed with the fluids giving Sasami a pleasent shade of pink. "Okay Sasami, thats enough for tonight." (BACK AT BREAKFAST) Jerry: **wobbling dizzyily** Wow. D‚j… vu. Everyone had finished their meal...Tenchi was off to school and Ryouko was in the living room watching television. "Sasami, meet me in my lab at 3:30 today, I think I might have a solution to your problems" __________________________________________________________________ Well that wraps it up, Jerry: Wraps it up?! What the fuck! That wasn't a chapter! That was a paragraph and a flashback you jackass! Bob: ** left eye twitches slightly , takes a deep breath and a sip of water ** WHAT THE HELL YOU UNCLE FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! First you send chapter two to this web site, then chapter three which is a copy of chapter two! ** Grabs James and takes him outside. Bob comes back in with a thermos, unscrews the top and pours a glass of "chunky pervert" ** Who wants to try it first? this storey has many twists and turns and will reveal itself some more in my next fics....believe it or not....i do write regular fan fiction go check it out...its the same pen name James Padilla....you'll be very amazed... special thanks to: GitaroThe MetalHead for being such an exceptional writter andTankcop for all his support. I love negetive comments just as much as positive ones...well not quite but i'm always interested in what people have to say about my fic's good or bad.....bring it on!!! Jerry: I think we already have. Bitch. *** __________________________________________________________________ Hello everyone....In chosing this storey you have taken matters into your own hands. I never asked any of you to read this fic... Jerry: Good. Because if you did I would have politely declined then eviscerated you with a spork. This series is probably one of the most contaversial series that has ever hit the TMFFA. Jerry: **rolls off couch laughing** Bob: Don't flatter yourself. Be warned...But ask yourself a quick question... Jerry: What the hell is wrong with us? We don't know. in reading this fic, i can only assume that you have already read the first three...in which case, why are you reading this fic if you grinded your teeth and threw up at the last 3? With that, I have developed a thesis... Jerry: Ohhh, this should be good. deep down inside all of you who state that you hate my guts actually love my fic. Jerry: Makes sense. If you're on mild hallucinogens and have had a frontal lobotomy. Each and everyone of you have a lust and need for darkness. Bob: You hit the nail right on the head there! **produces a large hammer and a railroad spike** Much as I am about to do. **James cowers in fear** Ben: I'll get a tarp. And thats what keeps you people coming back for more...Weak minded readers beware...this is a dark fic Jerry: Seen through an acrid cloud of horrid writing. I can only come to the conclusion that you have been warned, wich completely defeats the purpose of hate mail(smiles to himself) Jerry: First, we have to get rid of that self-satisfied smirk. **grabs James' lower jaw and rips it off** Second, hate mail has nothing to do with complaining about not being warned about how bad a lemon is. It has more to do with letting you know how sick a fuck you truly are. It also lets you know that you are reviled by many and, thanks to the plethora of personal information available on the internet these days, you may open the door expecting the FedEx guy and end up having your living room redecorated with your brain. True lemon fans enjoy... __________________________________________________________________ CHAPTER 4: THE EROTIC TORTURE CHAMBER A childs heart is a very tender and loving thing. Bob: That's why I don't use a lot of tenderizer. A child never truly knows the depths of hate until it reaches the age of 15. Jerry: Just because your grandma ass-raped you with a giant strap-on didlo when you were 15, doesn't mean it happened to everyone. The childhood years are among the most delicate and special years of their lives wich shapes them and decides what their outcome in life will be. Jerry: I have to disagree there. Bob and I both spent most of our childhoods in Catholic schools and were influenced by the Catholic church and look how we turned out. Well, then again... Bob: **starts dancing with several succubi, then turns to one of them** Kneel down and pay homage to the king baby. Sasami walks towards the entrance to Washu's lab. It is 3:30: The time at witch Washu had asked Sasami to meet her in her lab at the promise of Washu having a solution to Sasami's problem's. Sasami didn't know exactly what she meant. Perhaps she was gonna try and find out what Sasami's problems were....there's no way(Sasami thought), that Washu could possibly know about her and her sister...or did she. Ben: Who's there? Jerry: Don't even start. .......Sasami recieved no answer..... "Um...Washu...um, are you there?"Said Sasami, barely able to make her voice loud enough for even a mouse to hear. "Washu, it's..it's 3:30. Bob: T minus fifty minutes and counting! You um asked me to um meet you here." Sasami knocked again but recieved no answer. so like her sister she decided to go ahead and walk in. She slowly turned the doorknob and was suprised to see that the door was unlocked. Maybe Washu expected her to walk in as her sister did. Sasami slowely walked in. She walked about 10 paces until she stopped to hear a strange noise she could barely make out in the distance. She slowely crept down the stone stairway lite by torches to hear better, as that was the direction in wich the sound, or sounds were coming from. "UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!" Ben: **looks up from beating James with a dead fish** That's the second time today. Was the sounds being made. It was sort of like the sounds that she makes when ever her sister is fucking her. Sasami thought. It's also kind of like the sounds that she could of sworn she heard Tenchi and Ryouko making last night. She moved in a little closer... That was when she finally concluded what the sound was...It was the sound of a poor woman getting VIOLENTLY raped...Sasami was scared. She didn't want to go any further into that dark cold stone hallway, into that lonely scarry place where who knows what Washu could be doing down there. Without hesitation Sasami sat down on the stone stepps and began to cry...thinking of all those times her sister rapped her...all of those scary times where she had no control over her own body.At that moment, Sasami starred straight ahead with tears in her eye's remembering the last time her sister violated her....... She then looked down at her own pussy with shame. She put her hand over it and began to feel it. She knew that she was not like other girls. She knew that the whole between her legs was much wider then that of a girl her age. "SASAMI! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!????" Bob: That's my line! Jerry: I have been asking myself the same question since this terrible thing began. __________________________________________________________________ Well, what are you waiting for? Jerry: Damn man! Give a guy time to clean up a little! Blood and internal organs are incredibly difficult to clean up! ...read the next chapter... Bob: Sorry for ending it right here, I know that you are all just dying to see what happens next. ** Looks at Jerry and they both bust out laughing. ** Oh, but seriously folks you could probably guess what happens, So I'll spare you the emotional trauma. Jerry's Final Thought Wow. Normally I'd have a lot rather horrible things to say here. But this thing is way too damn long as it is. So I'll sum it up with three words: punctuation, grammar, and spelling. Figure out what they are you dumbass. Bob's Two Cents Okay, I'll make this short and sweet. I am now dumber for sitting through that! **walks over to James and beats him with a dictionary** If you liked our MST then drop us a line at tormentors_of_the_damned@yahoo.com, if you hated our MST then drop dead. Pepe would like to say a few words "fish heads, fish heads rolly polly fish heads." Fin