DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE TENCHI CHARACTERS.
Title:Behind the scenes of Tenchi Muyo
Narrator:Lady Coco4eva
Camera girl:Rouge

Lady Coco4eva:Hello were behind the scenes with the cast of Tenchi Muyo
Hey! Rouge are you even paying attention.

(Sweatdrops as she sees her camera girl staring at Terry from Fatal Fury  as
he walks by)

Rouge:Let me have some of that beefcake!(Drooling)

Lady Coco4eva:Rouge??!!

Rouge: What do you want, oh yeah I'm supposed to be filming this. Right?

Lady Coco4eva: Duh! YOU IDIOT. Anyway theres Tenchi come on you moron.
(Pulls Rouge by her hair over to Tenchi)
Rouge:Hold on Terrys going into the locker room and I found a hole.

Lady Coco4eva:Shut-up already.
Hello I'm Lady Coco4eva from the who cares behind the scenes Tenchi Muyo.
Would you care if I somewhat followed you around?

Tenchi: No not really I'm sorta used to it.

Lady Coco4eva:Oh we understand.

Tenchi:We who?

(Lady Coco4eva looks around to find Rouge gone)

Lady Coco4eva:Tenchi would you wait here a minute I'll be right back Ive
just got to find my dimwit camera girl.

Tenchi:ok but hurry Ive got to get back on set.

(Lady Coco4eva looks all around until she sees Rouge up against the wall
talking to Terry.Sweatdrpos and gets super angry.)

Terry: So I'll pick you up at 8:00

Rouge: Yeah that'll be great
(gets the feeling that shes forgetting something)

Lady Coco4eva: What are you doing? I can't believe this here we are trying
to get the bonus that comes with this job and here you are trying to get a
date with this gorgeous hunk of man.Get back over here with me and film this
before I fire you on the spot.Do want me to do that cause I will?

Terry: I think shes a little mad.

Rouge: Duh!you dumb blonde but why don't we make that 7:00 instead of 8:00

(Lady Coco4eva smacks Rouge on the head with fan that Ayeka was holding and
drags her back to the camera)

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Is your hair a mess all the time do you want to fix it cool and calm but
your in a hurry?Then try Vegeta hair wax guaranteed to fix your spiked hair
to make you look like a troll doll. Vegeta then comes out and starts choking
the man
" I do not look like a troll doll you idiot!"
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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(Lady Coco4eva is talking to Ryoko while Rouge is falling asleep.With the
camera still in her hands)

Lady Coco4eva: So Ryoko theres been alot of controversy over who should get
Tenchi. Do you think you should get him?

Ryoko:Yeah of course I think so.And my names not really Ryoko so could you
call me by my real name? Yuianna rosaderment sonthry mimi didi lala dede hee
miought ghui fromyu mnihjy gjgutng the 3rd

Lady Coco4eva: ooooooooooooooooook

Rouge: Damn thats a long name.

Ryoko: Yeah I  was named after my grandmother and father and mother and
cousin and last generation mimi

Rouge: Whatever you say

(Lady Coco4eva slaps Rouge on the head with a pot Sasami was holding)

Lady Coco4eva; Well its been nice talking to you Ive gotta go interview
Sasami
Bu-bye.

Ryoko: ok bye

Ayeka: Hello, and when are you going to interview the star of the show
which is.........

Ryoko: Don't worry Ayeka shes already interviewed me

Ayeka: Do you want a fight miss Ryoko

Ryoko: Bring it on Miss fatass!
(Ryoko falls out of the air laughing as Ayeka powers up)

(Lady Coco4eva grabs Rouge and heads away from the sparks that are about to
begin)
Rouge: What the hell are you doing? We are going to make thousands if I get
a shot of them fighting!
(Lady Coco4eva thinks about it and throws Rouge into the fight)


Rouge:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN IT

(Lady Coco4eva turns to the camera and gives a peace sign)
Lady Coco4eva: And thats all for today on WHO GIVES A CARE TENCHI MUYO!
tune in next week when we interview Mioshi,Washu,Sasami,Kiyone,and Tenchi.
This is Lady Coco4eva signing off!


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