Subject: Because Tenchi Got High Date: Sun, 2 Dec 2001 22:34:46 -0800 (PST) From: Julie Barron To: gensao@mikomi.org Julie Barron julieanne14_98@yahoo.com Because Tenchi Got High Misc. Fanfiction A silly little song fic that I couldn't resist writing. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Tenchi characters. They belong to Pioneer and AIC. "Because I got High" belongs to Afroman I don't have that much in my pocket except for a nickel and winter fresh gum. So please don't sue. Notes: I was watching TV and this song came on. I don't know why, but I just had to write this in a song fic. I looked up the lyrics and downloaded the song on Morpheus so I can get the full song, uncut, and be able to transform it into a song fic. I hope you will enjoy this little parody of mine. WARNING: Author is going under post-traumatic insanity (I'm a rare case study though) Because Tenchi Got High Tenchi: It's not like my life is normal anymore, man… Ayeka and Ryoko: oooOOOOoooo Ladadadadada La da daaaa La da da da La da da da Ladadadaaaa Tenchi: I was gonna do my chores until I got high Ryoko and Ayeka: ooooOOOOooo Tenchi: I was gonna clean the shrine, but then I got high. Ryoko and Ayeka: Ladadadadadaa Tenchi: Now I have more chores, and I know why… Ryoko and Ayeka: Why man? (Hey hey!) All: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: I was gonna go to school, before I got high Ayeka and Ryoko: ooooOOOOoooo Tenchi: I was gonna make the top of the class, but then I got high. Ayeka and Ryoko: Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: Now I'm a idiot, and I know why… Ayeka and Ryoko: Why man (Hey hey!) All: BecauseI got high, because I got high, because I got high. Tenchi: I was gonna go to training, but then I got high Ryoko and Ayeka: ooooOOOOoooo Tenchi: I was gonna meet my grandpa, but then I got high Ryoko and Ayeka: Ladadadadadaa Tenchi: Now I'm getting beat up, and I know why… Ryoko and Ayeka: Why man? (Hey hey!) All: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: I was gonna work in the fields, but then I got high Ayeka and Ryoko: ooooOOOOoooo Tenchi: I was gonna plant 5 carrot fields, but then I got high Ryoko: No you weren't Tenchi: Now I'm getting attacked by angry cabbits and I know why… Ayeka and Ryoko: Why man? (Hey hey!) All: because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: I wasn't gonna steal the keys, but then I was high Ryoko and Ayeka: ooooOOOOoooo Tenchi: I wasn't gonna release Ryoko, but then I was high. Ryoko and Ayeka: Ladadadadadaa Tench: Now I live with a bunch of women, and I know why… Ryoko and Ayeka: Why man? (Hey hey!) All: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: I was gonna to choose one of the girls, but I got high. Ayeka and Ryoko: ooooOOOOoooo Tenchi: I was gonna announce it at dinner, but then I got high Ayeka and Ryoko: Ladadadadadaa Tenchi: Now Ayeka and Ryoko are blowing up the house and I know why… Ayeka and Ryoko: Why man? (Hey hey!) All: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: I was gonna make love to Ryoko, but then I got high. Ayeka: WHAT?! Tenchi: I was gonna get with Ayeka too, but then I got high Ayeka: That's better. Tenchi: Now I'm reading my dad's magazines and I know why. Ayeka and Ryoko: Why man? (Do we need to know…?) All: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Tenchi: I messed up my entire life, because I got high Ryoko and Ayeka: ooooOOOOoooo Tenchi: I missed my chance at a normal life, because I got high. Ryoko and Ayeka: Ladadadadadaa Tenchi: Now I'm strapped to a table in a lab and I know why… Ryoko and Ayeka: Why man? (Hey hey!) All: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Ladadadadadaaaa Jul-chan: I'm gonna quit writing this fic, because I'm insane. Tenchi Crew: ooooOOOOoooo Jul-chan: I'm writing the whole thing wrong, because I'm insane Tenchi Crew: Ladadadadadaa Jul-chan: And if I don't get any C&C, I know why… Tenchi Crew: Why man? (Hey hey!) Jul-chan: Everyone now! Readers, you too. Everyone (with readers included): Because she's insane, because she's insane, because she's insane. Jul-chan: And that's a wrap! Thank you guys! You may go back home now. I know, I know, but I have a crazy streak. So, what did you think? I hope you enjoyed it. I normally wouldn't do something like this, but I'm not normal. Thanks go to all of my faithful readers out there in fanfiction land, who read my stories. And to my pre-readers for taking the time to read this bit. My friends for believing in me. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Buy the perfect holiday gifts at Yahoo! Shopping. http://shopping.yahoo.com