The Bandit MSTs Discalimer(So I dont get sued)Tenchi Muyo!and his many lady friends belong to Pioneer and AIC,I do not own them,sadly.So please dont sue me. I do however own this fanfic,so enjoy.Ohh yeah all other anime I use here belongs to who ever owns it.? An MST of Da Demon Squad As the prison ship,the SS Bandit floats through space,an evil force boards the space craft.In a bloody battle everyone but a handful is killed,these 'Chosen ones' will be showed a fate worse then death,they will be forced to watch fanfics.Now we meet the crew... Jenny Smouse:One of the most powerful criminals on the ship,she only answers to the name Demon She is also the leader of the surviving criminals,and has the power to change into an evil space beast when she is angery beyond words.A bit of a saddist she also carries around a switchbalde that someone snuck her through a peice of bread.Currently Demon is wearing a carrot orange tee shirt and a pair of baggy jeans,Her blonde hair is pinned up in a messy pony tail.Her motto is "Touch me and you better believe in life after death" Preacher Chris:The only holy one of the group,he was the ships reader of last rights,the only real reason he survived was through the power of god.Armed with bible in hand,Chris can take anything thrown at him.Currently Chris is wearing a black suit a crew cut hair style. Chris's motto is "Ohh please God,help me!" Jimmy the evil:Demon's trusty right hand man,he is also very sneaky.While locked up in a super maximum security cell,he managed to destroy the cell,kill 14 gaurds,steal a box of doughnuts and get in a game of bloody knuckles with some spacepirates before getting caught.Currently Jimmy is wearing smelly wookie and cabbit skins,and his dark hair is messily thrown on his head. Jimmy's motto is"If it dont move,it's edible" Psycopath Perdue:As the only surviving gaurd on the ship,Psyco is very aware of who his new roomates are.He dropped his real name when a group of school children saw him jump Kain and poke his eyes out with a tooth pick.Currently Psyco is wearing a tattered uniform,and his light blonde hair is covered up by a red bandanna.Psyco's motto is "The first one who moves gets it.." Syllia:One of the only two girls in the group,Syllia is your typical blonde stereotype.She is in 'lust'with Jimmy and does everything she can to get near him.Punished to death by electrecution, she got off for what the jurians call 'The insanity right'She was put in prison in the first place for blowing up police cruiser,beating the crap out of three gaurds,and blowing up a planet inhabited by apes.Currently Syllia is wearing a pink jumpsuit,and her hair is pinned up into two pony-tails.Scyllia's motto is "Dont beleive everything you hear about blondes" Hunter J:A bounty hunter that was at the wrong place at the wrong time.Hunter was chasing the evil force that captured the SS Bandit when he too got caught.A bit of a pervert Hunter is hopelessly in love with Syllia,but anyone will due.He once dated Nagi,but found out her little 'secret' and had to break it off.Currently Hunter is sporting a brown leather vest,a black tee, a pair of cargo pants and a cowboy hat covering his head.Hunter's motto is "If ya can't kill it ya might as well befriend it" Other Characters Uhsaw:The evil disembodied voice that took over the ship. Bob:The Fanfic operator In the recreation room,The crew of the SS Bandit are finding ways of keeping sane.Syllia and Demon are drawing latin curses on the walls with lipstick,Jimmy is picking fleas off of his head. Psyco is polishing his castor that he 'borrowed' from Jean Starwind,Chris is praying to God and Hunter is glueing mirrors on the toes of his shoes.Then as they finally found something to do (beat the crap out of Hunter)a yellow light came on and a siren went off.Then Evil Uhsaw's voice boomed over the intercom. Everyone report to the theater or else! Or else what? (Comes on giant screen holding a video)Ever heard of "At the Carrot Patch"? (Runs to the theater) As everyone enters the theater and gets seated,the lights start to dim,and Bob appears on the screen. Today you cretens will be veiwing a fic,I like to call "Da Demon Squad"Enjoy,and remeber all stress balls and barf bags are under your seats. Then Bob disappears and a paragraph appears on the screen. Tenchi and Crew belong to whoever created them.I dont own anyone except Ryo-oki (Nah i'm just kidding but a person can dream)So please dont sue me...) (Holds up cage containing a small cabbit)I kidnapped Ryo-ohki does that count? (Grabs cabbit out of cage and starts eating it) Gross! Ohh yeah that'll score ya some points with Ryoko... This fic is called "Da Demon Squad" and it's written by me Bob Ohh God Bob wrote this...? Now I know I dont want to watch this (Whispers in Demon's ear)Well baby me and you could....(ZZZZAAAP!) (slides a tazor and car battery under his seat,and whistles innocently) (Except Hunter whos convulsing on the floor)? I might have just saved his life,ya know... It was a beautiful sunny day at the Masaki house everyone were doing what they normaly do,Sasami was cooking,Ryoko and Ayeka were fighting,Washu was in her lab,Kiyone and Mihoshi were sleeping, while Tenchi and Yosho were at the shrine training.Yep it seemed like any other beautiful day at Masaki house,but no one knew what was about to happen next.... (As Sasami)I'm going ta go psyco and kill everyone... (As Tenchi)I'm going to tell everyone that i'm in love with Ryo-ohki... (As Ayeka)I'm going to confess my love to Ryoko... (As Washu)I'm going to tell everyone that i'm carrying Yosho's baby... (As Ryoko)I'm going to become a nun and kill Tenchi.... As Tenchi finished up his training,he felt the ground rumble,then a crack appeared on the surface, (Farts)Damn Cabbit Then out of the earth came three men,one looked like Kagato,the other two had horns and looked like well hell,.Tenchi,upon seeing this,pulled out Tenchiken and prepared for a battle."Who are you and what do you want...?"Tenchi said as the one who looked like Kagato also drew a sword."Well young man,I just came for my daughter.""Who are you?"he asked again."you should know boy you killed me.""Kagato?"Tenchi said as the two demon type creatures came up behind him and grabbed his arms, knocking Tenchiken to the ground.Kagato then kicked the sword into a nearby pond,and beckoned the two demons toward the Masaki house. (As annoying anouncer guy)Yes kids stay tuned for the action packed adventures of the new Tenchi Muyo! series 'Tenchi no Baka' That was lame man (mumbles under breath)you could'nt come up with anything better,ya penny ho.. I heard that greaseball! Outside of the Masaki house Ryoko and Ayeka were sunning themselves."Hey Ayeka,have you seen Tenchi?"Sasami asked from the door."No Sasami I have'nt."Ayeka said as she shot up to find Ryoko looking off into the woods."Here he comes,but he's not alone"Ryoko said,turning her head,her eyes unblinking."What do you mean not alone!"Shouted Ayeka as she set back down."There seems to be a strong force surrounding him.Then Ryoko lifted her head and sniffed the air."Kagato!"she mumbled as she set down beside of Ayeka. (immitates Ryoko and sniffs the air)I smell a bad plot No thats Jimmy (Sprays some febreeze)Yeah that cabbit gave him gas Then the woods were enveloped in a blast of red light,and Kagato and the two demons,along with Tenchi emerge from the woods."Ahh,theres my baby girl"laughed Kagato as Ryoko's eyes suddenly turned red. Yep Rabies will do that to ya And with out warning the spacepirate jumped Ayeka.Then as the princess's little energy bars formed around Ryoko,the two demons released Tenchi and they grabbed Ryoko,who was trapped by Ayeka's energy field.Snarling and growling,Ryoko was completly under Kagato's control again.Then out of the house came Washu."What do you want with her Kagato?"the red head asked. wait is'nt Washu's hair hot pink? Well is'nt this author stupid? And waters wet tell me somethi'n I dont know... "Well professor,I just want joint custody of my daughter.."smiled Kagato."You slime,she is not your daughter!" Washu screamed as a blade went through the small scientist.As she fell to the ground standing behind her was one of the demons,with a switchblade in his hand and a smile on his face."WASHU!"Tenchi screamed as he ran over two her lifeless body.He checked for a pulse and found that she did'nt have one.Then with tears in his eyes he looked at Ryoko,who was being restrained by one of the demons."Boss,should we let her go?" the demon asked as Sasami hugged Ayeka and began crying. (As Sasami)Ayeka if he lets Ryoko go,she'll kill Tenchi first and we will never be out of this crappy fic... (Grabs Scyllia)Hold me,i'm scared! Hey you perv,it's ten bucks an hour to touch those! "Yes let her go,she will avenge my death!"laughed Kagato as the demon let Ryoko go,but to his suprise she jumped him and tore the demon to peices "Ungrateful girl!what are you doing?"Shouted Kagato as Tenchiken floated out of the lake and flew to Tenchi Then Tenchi summoned the swords power and destroyed Kagato,sending him back to where he came. I have to go drop Ryo-ohki off at the pool.. Yeah we need a break too Then the picture pauses and the Bandit crew go into the recreation room. Umm Scyllia I have something to show you in my room... Ohh no i'm not falling for that again What is it? Just follow me As Demon follows Hunter,Chris closes his bible. There all done You read all that? Wow you can read! (walking out of the bathroom)Ahh thats better Everyone back into the theater But what about Demon and Hunter? Well,just go into the theater,i will send them when I see them,and dont worry the fic will be paused. As everybody else goes into the theater,Hunter and Demon come down the steps,Hunter slips his shirt on over some fresh scratch marks on his back,and he zips his pants,Demon whos hair is messed up wipes something from the corner of her mouth. GET TO THE THEATER NOW! yeah,thats nice... NOW!!!!! As Demon and Hunter get seated in the theater the fic starts again. AHHH Man! Then as Kagato and the remaining demon went back to 'that place'Sasami ran over to Washu,and using the powers of Tsunami brought her back to life.Ryoko passed out and woke up two days later."Well everthings back to normal" Tenchi said as he picked some carrots out of the carrot patch. And we all know what happens at the carrot patch! (Holds a knife to Jimmy'throat)Never mention that fic again you bastard! (Holding his throat)O-tay! This Fic was my first try,So dont knock it before ya try it! That aint what Demon said to Hunter a few minutes ago! (still combing her hair)Shut-up laughing boy Anyway send all of your praises to me at bobarama@yahoo.com. Also send any falmes you might have. (Holding up a falme thrower)Ohh dont worry Bobby you'll get flamed.. Then as the screen went blank and the lights came back on,the crew got up and headed back to the recreation room. so how did you like the fic? The only good thing about it was that it was short! (mumble)thats not the only thing of Bob's thats short... I heard that! Everyone it's time for lights out! As Uhsaw says this Demon and Hunter smile at each other and head off to bed,Chris goes into an empty cell and fall asleep on the bed,while Psyco is already asleep on the kitchen table.Scyllia heads off to her cell as Jimmy curls up and dozes off. Hi this is Demon!If you have any comments about my MST just e-mail me at spacepirate456us@yahoo I would like to think my friends Josh Suttle(HunterJ),Josh Simmons(Uhsaw),James Perdue(Psyco) Jimmy Mullins(Jimmy the Evil)Robert Sanchez(Bob) and Samantha Setlif(Scyllia) This is Jenny Smouse saying Peaceout!