AMITYVILLE (Crazed anime characters singing this by the way) By: Smooth Criminal Ohtaku Cue opening music... Chorus (Ryoko): (She's) Mentally ill from Amityville (She'll) Accidentally kill your family still Thinkin' she won't, God dammit, she will (she's) Mentally ill from Amityville Verse 1: I get lifted and spin 'til I'm half-twisted Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick Hand full of power, thinks sinful and rapes Tenchi sick Washu, pencil me in for my last visit Drink Sake 'til my chin's full of splashed whiskers Hash sake and ash 'til I slap Ayeka Ask Gene; he's been here the past 6 years Mash with me and again and imagine this Chorus 2 x2 (Gene Starwind) (He's) Mentally ill from Amityville (He'll) Accidentally kill your family still Thinking he won't God dammit, he will (He's) Mentally ill from Amityville Verse 2 (Gene): Fuck Melfina in her asshole, slit McDougal's throat Hehe, guess who Ryoko just signed to Interscope Hanmio's episode, she'll remember me For a gift I had my boy Jim take her virginity And bitches know me as a horny-ass freak Suzuka wasn't raped; I ate her pussy while she was asleep Aisha drunk throwing up in a urinal (YOU FUCKING HOMO!) That's what Jim said at Fred Lou's funeral Chorus 3 x2 (Shinji Ikari) (He's) Mentally ill from Amityville (He'll) Accidentally kill your family still Thinkin' he won't, God dammit, he will (He's) Mentally ill from Amityville Verse 3 (Shinji) That's why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin' idiots still (Still!) That's why the first motherfucker poppin' some shit here gets killed (Kill!) That's why we don't call it "Tokyo" we call it "Amityville" You can get capped out after just having a cavity filled Ahahahahaha, That's why we're crowned the murder capital still (Still!) This ain't Tokyo, this is motherfuckin' Hamburger Hill! We don't do drive-bys; we park in front of Angels and shoot And if the Army comes, we fuckin shoot it out with them too! That's the mentality here, that's the reality here Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?! While I'm in an Eva wit' a gun this many calibers here?! With some permission, it made the shit valid this year?! 'Cause once I snap, I can't be held accountable for my actions That's when accidents happen, when a thousand bullets come at your house And collapse the foundation around you when they found you and your family in it God dammit, admit it when he told you Chorus x2 Author's Notes: Hilde: UmŸ?YSmooth? SCO: Yeah Hilde? Hilde: Someone named Marshall Mathers is here to kill you. (Smooth Criminal Ohtaku panics) SCO: UmŸ?YHilde tell him I'm dreadfully sick Hilde: He doesn't care he wants you dead SCO: Aw dammit to hellŸ?Yoh well, let's try to make a run for it out the backŸ?Y Eminem (from outside): I'm going to fuckin' kill you for taking my lyrics! SCO: Well Hilde before we go it's disclaimer timeŸ?Y Hilde: YesŸ?YI'll tell them while you pack our bags SCO: Right! (SCO runs off to gather the stuff) Hilde: Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Melfina, Suzuka, McDougal, Hanmio, Aisha, Fred Lou, and myself are property of Sunrise and Sotsu Agency; Ryoko and Ayeka are property of AIC and Pioneer; and Shinji Ikari and his Eva belong to GINAXŸ?Y I think. Anyways don't sue him or he will hate all of you like he hates End of Evangelion. Oh yes and Eminem belongs to Interscope and Shady Records. SCO: Hilde come on! Our plane to Tijuana leaves in thirty! Hilde: Right! Well Ÿ?~til next time (considering we get the entire West Coast off our asses), bye- bye! (Hilde and SCO dive out a back window and make a mad dash for the Airport with Eminem, carrying a .357 Magnum, close behind.