STORY: **************Disclaimer************** Ok, fine... I DONT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS (i.e. Tenchi, Ayeka, Ryoko) (or the situations??)in this fanfic.... They belong to AIC and Pioneer. I do, however, own the American... SO DONT SUE ME YOU RICH BASTARDS!!!!!! J/K..... hee hee heeeeeeeeaaa!!! **************WARNING************** Ok... for those of you that are below the age of 18, (should be 17, you can rent a porn at that age at Blockbuster!) This fic.. as some call em... will include... Sex (The other parts, this is just Part 1) (YIPPEE!!) and vulgar language... so if you are under 18.... GET THE HELL OUTA HERE YOU YOUNG SICKOS!! hee hee heeeeeeeeeaaa!!! ************************************************************************************************ Authors Notes: My First FanFic!! Ok so the Tenchi series (all of em right?) take place in JAPAN... and the characters are somewhat (Tenchi, his father and grandad at least) are from the EAST. What happens whan a WESTERN (American) boy, on a vacation, ends up at the Masaki household? PS: Sorry if another story like this is out there, i never saw one but im being cautious. Again sorry if you already wrote a story like this. ************************************************************************************************ The West Meets The East: No Need for The West By: Universal Escape Mike thought to himself. It somehow was wasn't like what he thought it would be. What he saw were tiny houses cramped into a small space of a square mile. thinking about how his house back in "The States"... Boca Raton, Florida (aka Snob Capital of... If not the World then America), if you must know, that was at least 5 feet from the next door neighbors) wasnt so cramped compared to this. It was his first time out of The States. He was getting sick and tired of seeing many BMWs, Mercedes', Lexus', even Lamborgini's every day. He was sick and tired of all the fights about who was better and wealthear and the bragging all the teens did about their cars, which their parents bought them, like they had all the money in the world. He liked it here. Sure there was an occasional snob here and there, but not like back home. * * * * * * * Mike had only been in Japan for a day and a half and he had already seen most of the major siteseeing places like Mt. Fuji, and the likes. He even got a chance to tour some of his favorite video game console factories (Sony Playstation 2 was his all time favorite... so far). One thing he noticed about the locals... they were all around the same height... How could you not notice from being a 6ft 6in 'giant.' He got used to the fact that he was usually the only one around from the West Side. * * * * * * * The rest of the day, Mike was getting tired of the hussle and bussle of the city he was calling home for this short time and wanted to see the beauty of this now familiar land. But first... He took out his bong and light up like tomorrow would never come. Hit after hit got into his system. When he was done, he followed a road to the outskirts of the city but kept walking. It felt like he had been walking for hours... he thought to himself about how long he has been walking for. In the distance, he saw what looked like a tree. "A TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE?!?" he said, flabbergasted. "Aww fuck it! I feel like i can Fly!!! I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!! he yelled. He started to run towards the tree that he now saw was on an island in the middle of the lake. The weed was taking over his mind now and he felt like he wanted to fly, not float like the morphine made him feel earlier. The second he realized he couldn't fly... he found himself splash like a whale into the lake. He had jumped what felt like 8 feet into the air and crashed into the water. * * * * * * * It was a normal day in the Maski household. As usual Sasami was cooking another one of her GREAT meals with Ryo-oki eating a... carrot... (DUH!). Mihoshi and Kiyone were on their rounds (GP scouting rounds that is). Tenchi was at the Shrine sweeping and training. Ayeka and Ryoko were fighting like always, but this time it wasnt over Tenchi. We will never know what they were fighting about cause they didnt really remember what it was about after they started. (CONFUSING HUH?) * * * * * * * As the two fought outside the Masaki house (fists and feet and teeth) they heard a splash from the lake. They stopped fighting for a moment. Wondering what happened they inched their way to the lake. What they saw made them sweat a big anime sweat drop. thought Ayeka and Ryoko. When Mike noticed them he was starteld. "Damn!!! Now I know my eyes are Bullshitting me!!! What he saw were two beautiful young ladies. "I never saw beauty like this." he said. "TWO BEAUTIES!!! I LOVE JAPAN!!!!" he yelled. As he said this both Ayeka and Ryoko blushed. * * * * * * * Ayeka and Ryoko helped him out of the water and got him a towel. They both took an arm and led him to the house. Once inside Mike noticed there were more beautiful young ladies around. Six to be exact. "Fuck the States... with this much beauty around im staying here." he said to himself. He got up with Ayeka and Ryoko following him everywhere he went. When he enterd the kitchen he noticed an oh so cute little blue haird girl cooking what smelled like the steaks his mom made back home. When Sasami noticed him she screamed. Terrified, Mike ran like a bat outta hell. He crashed into Tenchi who was done training and was hungry. Falling on his backside, Mike held his nose like it was broken. "Its bleeding but it isnt broken." Washu told the newcomer, popping out of nowhere and examining his nose. Tenchi was standing over him with wonder in his eyes. Tenchi thought. Nobuyuki, and Katsuhito made their way into the house not expecting company. * * * * * * * Mike, was still on the weeds influences but it was dying now. He wore a FUBU shirt and JNCO jeans, unlike the others kimonos and stuff. Much to his liking, he was the only one not in any japanese clothing. Sleep came over him in seconds. When he awoke a few hours later, he paniked. Not knowing where he was and how he got here, he got up and ran for the door. Ryoko phased in front of him just before he reached the exit. Not noticing her, he crashed into her. Again he fell on his ass and swore like a street punk. "What the fuck?!?" "Where in fucking hell am I?!?" "Where am I?" "And who the fuck are you?!?" Mike was sweating like a pig. As everyone heard the yelling, they came running to see what had happened. * * * * * * * Mike looked around the room, seeing about ten faces staring at him. "Shit!" he said "I don't remember a thing. Oh... yeah... the weed..." he said nodding to himself. Worry turned to confusion on the ten faces. "Well now that everybody is here" said Katsuhito, "why dont we introduce ourselves to our guest? The Introductions started with Katsuhito. Then Nobuyuki, welcoming the stranger into his house. Then Tenchi, who smiled a hello. Then came the six beauties. Ayeka, first Princess of Jurai, Mike thought; Sasami, second Princess of Jurai ; Ryoko, infamous EX-Space Pirate ; Mihoshi, Galaxy Police, First Class ; Kiyone, GP, First Class ; Washu, GREATEST scientist in the Universe Mike wondered to himself. He felt something when Washu spoke to him. But what? "Well, it's gonna take me a while to remember all your names. Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Mike, Normal Human from Florida, USA." * * * * * * * Washu felt it too. A bond kinda like with Ryoko but stronger... somehow. She created another dimensional room for Mike. he thought to himself as he entered the door. The room was HUGE! A KING size bed, a really big dresser, double windows were just a few of the things you could find in the room. * * * * * * * Everyone was curious about Mike. They found a lot about him at dinner. Mike, just learning how to use chopsticks, had a hard time eating and was the last one to leave the table. That gave Sasami and Mihoshi some time to chat with him while they cleaned the dishes. They learned about where he lived and what a hell he thought it was, and about his family. He learned about Jurai, how they all came to meet, Kagato, and other stuff. ************************************************************************************************ Send comments and ?s to UniversalEscape@aol.com Ok, so its my first fic. I thought it too long to get all of what I want in there so if ya liked it look for Part two sometime.