Disclaimer: This Fanfic contains Adult content such as naked people hugging,
violence, etc.
So it's recommend that your 18 or else you probably won't understand it
anyway.  Also, I do not own Tenchi Muyo or anything related so please don't
sue my ass!

It all started one day, Tenchi woke up to Rhoko jumping on his stomach
naked.

TENCHI: What the fuck are you doing you crazy bitch?

RHOKO: What?  I know you want me Tenchi.

TENCHI: No, I don't now GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

RHOKO: Geez, sorry Tenchi.

Rhoko leaves the room.  Tenchi gets up and leaves the room.  He immediately
hears Ayeka and Rhoko fighting over him again.

AYEKA: What the hell were you doing in Tenchi room?

RHOKO: None of your goddamn business you dumb slut!

AYEKA: I'm not the slut, you are you um...uh...PENNYHOE!

RHOKO: How dare you!

Rhoko storms off to her room.

AYEKA: Tenchi, Tenchi, I wrote you a song do you want to hear it?

TENCHI: It's not like I have a choice.

AYEKA: Ok, here it goes; Hey Tenchi your so fine, your so fine you blow my
mind, Hey Tenchi (clap clap, clap clap) Hey Tenchi!

TENCHI: You dumb hoe!  That's already a song.

AYEKA: Well SORRRRRRRRRY!

Ayeka leaves to her room.

TENCHI: Man, one of days I'm gonna punch her right in her face!

Yosho runs into the room wearing nothing but a skirt that is way too short.

YOSHO: TIM-MY!

Yosho then runs up to Tenchi and shoves his hard erection into Tenchi ass,
ripping his pants.  Being the fag that Tenchi is it only took him about 10
seconds to cum all over his pants.  A few seconds Yosho cums in Tenchi's
ass.  Yosho runs away screaming TIM-MY leaving Tenchi surprised but still
pleased.  Seconds after that Washu runs in the room.

WASHU: Tenchi!  Have you seen Yosho?

TENCHI: Yeah he went over there.

WASHU: I was trying to make a never aging pill, but instead in turns people
into a perverted and horny version of Timmy from South Park.

TENCHI: Let's find him!

Tenchi and Washu run after him.

YOSHO: TIM-MY!

WASHU: It came from outside!

Tenchi and Washu saw Yosho outside with his dick shoved up Rho-ohkie's ass.

RHO-OHKIE: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

YOSHO: TIM-MY!

Yosho cums so hard it shoots Rho-ohkie 10 feet in the air and she lands in a
mud puddle.

WASHU: Get away from her you sick pervert!

YOSHO: TIM-MY!

TENCHI: I'm going in my room.

Tenchi goes back inside and sees Noboyuki on the couch.

NOBOYUKI: What happened to you, you look like a mess!

TENCHI: Your father in-law raped me.

NOBOYUKI: Are you ok?

TENCHI: To tell you the truth, I liked it, A LOT!

NOBOYUKI: REALLY! Well do you like this?

Noboyuki stands up then takes off his pants.

TENCHI: WOW, Noboyuki, you're so...BIG!

NOBOYUKI: I know, now suck my COCK!

Tenchi gets on his knees and starts his dick sucking incest.

NOBOYUKI: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Here it COMES!

Noboyuki cums so much in Tenchi mouth he chokes on it and dies a couple
minutes later (hey, I don't like Tenchi the character, I think he's kind of
a retard, no offense to anyone).

NOBOYUKI: Uh oh!

Noboyuki runs in his room.  Just after that Rhoko and Ayeka walk in the room
(not fighting believe it or not).

AYEKA: Oh my god!  Tenchi is dead!

RHOKO: Now we have nothing to fight about!

AYEKA: I know; I might as well become a lesbian now!

RHOKO: Yeah, me too.

Rhoko and Ayeka look at each other then start to kiss.  Rhoko rips off
Ayeka's shirt and starts to lick her breasts.

AYEKA: I always had a secret crush on you.

Rhoko inserts her finger into Ayeka's pussy and starts to massage her clit.

AYEKA: OHHH, AHHH!

YOSHO: TIM-MY!

RHOKO: What the fuck was that?

Yosho runs into the room.

YOSHO: TIM-MY!

All of a sudden the perved out Yosho falls to the ground with a carrot
shoved up his ass.

AYEKA: What was that all about?

Then they see Rho-ohkie standing there with a happy look on his face.

THE END