Tenchi Myuo Lemon by: Jason P Peters Title: Twin Warriors Disclaimer: they are property of AIC and Pioneer so Please don't sue me some of the characters are mine as well >.> well one...heh :P Also Soon there will Be Sexual Content...next Chapter. Author Note: Please don't judge me to Harshly...my first and plus i can't think of many good jokes so i went with action hehe and aslo spelling mistakes probly sorry i don't have any spell checkers no good programs >.< *kicks his comp* Please enjoy tho :) A normal boy was sitting watching TV when all of a sudden a rift in space and time or so thought opened and sucked that boy in to it when he appeared on the other side he say a small looking child with spiky red hair and wearing some weird futurisc looking cothes. Girl: aha! wait...who are you? Boy: My name is Jason Girl:.........You look like someone i know.... (Trasformed into a Anime looking person he now has Soft Brown Eyes Brown slightly spiky hair wearing a brown and light brown clothes almost exsact looking copy of Tenchi but with blond Streaks in his hair)Jason: WOAH?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WHERE AM I?! Girl: Well your in my Science Lab in another Dimention... Jason: Oh My God! i know where i am i know who you are i watched you i....tv.... Girl: ? Jason: Never Mind.....your Washu..... Washu:How did you know? Jason: don't worry about that how did i get here? Washu: I was testing my Dimentional Gate way! and you Appeared! Wow you look like Tenchi.... Jason: ?! Washu: Yeah hes the one all of the women here are in love with.....i'm afaird Jason: no no no i am human from real world how do i look like this (looking in a Mirror) Washu starts working on a slightly invisible computer as a chair appears underneath Jason. Jason (falling into chair): Woah Whats going on now? Washu: A few Check ups (Smiling) Jason: ...? Washu (pushes a couple buttons as the chair turns into a Table): A ...Few nice Tests (smiling evily putting on gloves coming towards Jason) Jason: OH NO!! (Runs out Door running into a Purple Haired Girl) Purple Haired Girl: AHH (falling) Jason (still standing as the Door Closes): OH SORRY! The purple haired girl looks up at Jason he eyes Open Wide Purple Haired Girl: TENCHI? Jason: No i'm Jason Purple Haired Girl: ? Jason: yeah i know i look like tenchi..... Purple haired Girl: I'm Ayeka Jason: yes i know (helping her up) Ayeka: Why thank you (stands) Jason: yeah i got here somehow threw...some machine in Washu's Place.... Ayeka: yeah i know...shes always messing around with that kinds of stuff.... Jason: you would never think she is a Goddess.... Ayeka: what? Jason: Never mind.... Ayeka: you...really look like Tenchi A Weird Noise is heard as Jason Knows who that probly is..... Jason: Ryoko.... Ryoko: Hey How did you know tenchi? Jason: i'm not tenchi (turning to face her) Ryoko: what are you talken about your him what you do to your hair Tenchi? Jason: I'm Not Tenchi and this is my Hair Color I am Jason! Ryoko: You wanna play huh? Ayeka: LEAVE HIM ALONE RYOKO! Ryoko: Why don't you mind you own Buisness Princess! Jason ( slowly walking away ) : heh....umm...yeah (runs) Ryoko: See what you did Ayeka! Ayeka: IT WAS YOUR FAULT I WAS TALKEN TO HIM YOU RUDE DEMON! Ryoko: WELL YOUR A SNOTTY PRINCESS! A small Pink Eyes Blue Haired with a weird Pig tailed Hair comes up to the both of them. Sasami: STOP FIGHTING! Jeeze...(notices Jason slowly stoping near the couch seeing Mihoshi and Kiyone on the Couch) Ryoko: .....(disappears) Ayeka: Rude....(walks off) The Blue Haired Girl walks over to Jason Sasami: Hi...Who are you? Jason: ....you know i'm not Tenchi? Sasami: you look like him but Tenchi usely gets caught up in there fights... Jason (scraching his head acting weirdly like Tenchi): heh i think i relized what would happen and i ran.....over her Sasami: Whats your name? Jason: Jason Sasami(smiling): HI I'M SASAMI! Jason: Hi Mishoshi: Hi Tenchi. (Jason Anime Falls) Jason: you know what i'm gonna wait till tenchi comes home to Expain to her... Sasami: yeah...i understand... Jason: ahh i need somewhere to relax this is all to much for me....i get trasported here out of no where then almost get caught in one of Ryoko&Ayeka Fights.....(making noise ugh...) Sasami: why don't you go Relax at the Oisen? Jason: Good idea...wait where is it? Sasami (smiling): I'll show you Ten....i mean Jason. Jason: ok The Scene Changes to Tenchi coming back from School wearing Black clothes whistling a slight tune wondering if Ryoko will come greet him today and How she will. Tenchi: hmm...wonder what happened today....a few blown out windows....maybe Ryoki Ate all the Carrots again.... Strangly Tenchi comes home with out Ryoko Appearing to greet him..... Tenchi: that was werid...wheres Ryoko? (opens the slideing door) I'm Home! Mishoshi: Oh Hi again Tenchi! Tenchi: Hi again? hmm...Hi.... Kiyone: Oh hey Tenchi Come on Bubble Head its time for work Mishoshi: Aww Space Police Police men was just coming on! Kiyone: TAPE IT! Mishoshi: K! Tenchi(Sweat Drop): So where is everyone? Kiyone: Ryoko and Ayeka Faught and walked off...and Sasami...went to the Oisen Tenchi: Thanx...(heads to the Oisen to see sasami to see what happened) Scene Changes to Sasami looking away talking to Jason in the Oisen(Bath who made this thing anyway?) Jason: hmm......yeah so thats my life story up to now pretty boring compaired to what you've been threw... Sasami: Yeah it does seem Pretty Boring......but i'd Rather have that.... Jason: heh once you'd get it you'd miss the adventuist life you've led... Sasami: yeah i guess...(addidently Turning) oh woops! (blushes and turns) Jason: heh don't worry about it (Tenchi comes walking in and Jason is getting out of the oisen with his back to Tenchis Sight) Tenchi: Hi Sasami! Sasami: TENCHI! Tenchi: so What Happened today? Sasami: Long story...i think he can tell you Tenchi (notices the other person): Hey whos that? (Jason Turns as they both see that they look like each other with slight differnaces) Jason:..... Tenchi:....... (They Both Pass out (yeah yeah i know jason knew but its sitll shocking)) The Scene changes as Jason Just Finished the Story as Washu comes walking out with a new discovery! Jason: Washu anyway back for me yet? Washu:....No But! I found out that your more like tenchi then you think now! Tenchi and Jason at the same time: Huh? Washu ( Taking out a Computer as Charts appear with Tenchi's Powers and Dna Charts and others Form looking the same with Jasons Name on them): Here Look... Tenchi and Jason at the Same time again: Woah! Jason: this is getting scary.... Tenchi: your telling me.... (Ryoko Appears) Ryoko: What the hell?! (Tenchi and Jason Both smile) Jason: Hello Ryoko Tenchi: Hey Ryoko Jason: I told you i wasn't Tenchi Ryoko: .....What ThE HELL WASHU? Washu: Call me Mom! Ryoko: MOM?! whats going on?! Ayeka: helping Washu They are somehow Twins in everyway even tho Jason's from a differnt time era and World and Dimention... Ryoko: ......... (Bright Flash as the Goddess Tsunami) Tsunami and Sasami talk: They are the Legendary Twin Warrior of the Jurai... Ayeka: Thats just a Lenend! Tsunami and Sasami talk: Yes i know but all legends have some Truth. (Ayeka and everyone else look at Tenchi and Jason) Jason: humm... Tenchi: Well just when i thought i've heard everything... (all of a sudden a monster appears outside challeging the Twin Warriors it was sent as a Test) Tenchi: AHH! Jason: i don't need this....(headache) Tenchi (takes out his sword): Lets go! Jason (all of a sudden a sword looking like Tenchis appears in his hands but with a Greenish Beam): What the heck?! Tenchi: Woah? Jason: Ahh Hell lets go! Tenchi: YEAH! (Battle Starts) Monster: ROAR! (He attacks at Jason as jason Flips into the air Somehow Knowing how to fight now and Comes landing behind him with a sudden light Jason Forms 4 Light Hawk wings and his Sword Trasforms into a Glowing Whitish Green Blade and Tenchi Jumps next to him and Forms 4 light hawk wings as well forming his blade and clothes) Jason and Tenchi: HAH! (they Both Slices into the monster as it Falls into peices and Evaporates into Dust Screaming into pain as it does so) Ayeka and Ryoko: Wow Jason and Tenchi! Ayeka (runs and hugs Tenchi) Ryoko (flys and Hugs Jason) Jason and Tenchi: this is something new...how did we do that? and who created that monster.... (Scene changes to a Shadowy Figure) Shadow: Hmm...i will have to destroy them before they get really strong... (TO BE CONTINUED!) Next Chapter: Twin Warriors Find out New Skills ;) Thank you For Reading.....Jason P Peters (ACE5434@hotmail.com)