Sorry folks about the long wait, but graduate school does get in the way once and a while. I’ve got a writing itch I want to scratch, and I’ve gotten a lot of great comments from many people (thanks everyone who wrote in with support/suggestions!). So, by popular demand, here comes Episode 3 of To B or Not to B, Conundrum: THIS IS A LEMON, SO ALL THOSE UNDER 18 LEAVE NOW (please)! Tenchi Muyo is not owned by me, buy by AIC and Pioneer. Please don’t sue me, I’m a grad student with no money trying to pay for her wedding in 6 months. MiB is also not mine, but is owned by L. Cunningham, B. Soloman and the studio which made the movie. ********************************************************(so many stars…) Yosho stared through half-open eyes at the poster on the wall in front of him. How long he had been staring at that poster he didn’t want to think about. The poster was a simple “Welcome to Earth” repeated in all 86 galactic scripts and scent codes. At least it was friendlier and less disturbing than the last poster, 10 feet farther and 5 hours earlier toward the end of the line. That one was a detailed description of contraband not allowed within Earth orbit, and the penalties for importing without a proper license. Yosho hoped Ayeka would not mention the Tenchiken in her interview, or he might get stuck with some pretty stiff fines. But not as stiff as his back felt at the moment! The cold faux-marble floor of the immense underground installation of the GINS (Galactic Immigration and Naturalization Service) had made its presence felt on the royal behind of Prince Yosho of Jurai. It made his joints feel as old as he made them look. He turned his head to look at the top of his half-sister Sasami’s teal blue hair. She was asleep, leaning on his shoulder, with Ryo-okhi curled up on her lap. Yosho, Sasami and Ayeka, all members of the mighty ruling family of Jurai, had been reduced to sitting on the cold, hard floor, squinting toward the beginning of the line, to see if there was ever an end to it. Asaka and Kamidake were in customs being inspected as foreign technology, and so could offer no respite. Ayeka had announced her displeasure to anyone within a mile radius for the first several hours, and had even tried to power up her logs to blast an offending Najenk*# who had let one of his tentacles brush her foot, but soon found out that a negating field had been set up over the building so any feats of Jurai power simply led to her own exhaustion. Ayeka was now sitting behind him, with her back to him, refusing to talk to him because he had registered Ryoko and Ryo-okhi, but had forgotten his own sister/former fiancée. What she thought was punishment, was for Yosho a relief. He did not like having to face his sister very much. He loved her, as a sister, but after many years spent in the peace of the Masaki shrine, her vitality was a lot to take. It was true that he was not the old man he pretended to be (Kami forbid that Ayeka should find that out), but he felt at peace with the guise he had adopted. Ayeka’s fiery personality, let loose on Earth from the bonds of the formality of the royal court, was a fearsome thing to behold. He was not the man to confront it. Neither, did he fear, was his grandson. Yosho craned his stiff neck toward the ceiling of the bureaucratic haven. A map of Earth had been painted across its curved immensity, in the boring, officious tones of tan and off-white. Above him he could see Korea was still one country, and he suspected that way off toward the front of the line, Germany was still cut in two. The map was fifty years out of date. He hoped none of the various bizarre aliens surrounding them would be unduly mislead. He did not want to think about the problems in his household. He did not want to think about the pain that his sister would soon go through. Tenchi had chosen Ryoko. Yosho had known that for a long time. Long before Tenchi suspected himself. He had seen the looks Tenchi gave Ryoko when she was occupied with something other than him. He had seen the pain in his eyes when Kagato had taken her to the Soja. Yosho had so wanted to fix things with Ayeka with the gift of his grandson. But it was not to be. Perhaps it was for the best. Ryoko wanted to make Tenchi happy, and would not command him as Ayeka would. Tenchi might be able to find himself, and so could Ryoko. Ayeka needed someone self-assured, some one who could stand up to her. Ayeka, under all her bluster, was terribly needy and unsure. She needed someone to see that and to understand. Yosho sighed, and dropped his head back down. Sasami stirred. “How much longer brother?” Sasami yawned, stretching her arms and wiggling to get the kinks out. “The less you ask that my dear, the shorter it will be.” Yosho made a half-hearted attempt at a grin. Ayeka coughed. “You think they could at least provide chairs for the nobility.” Yosho rolled his eyes, and Sasami giggled. Ayeka harrumphed. Ayeka stared at the black rope swinging in front of her, that served as a guide for the formation of the glacial tide which masqueraded as a line in this hideous building. Her kimono was rumpled. He head ached from fluorescent lights. She had missed 3 of her favorite soap operas. At worst off, Ryoko was getting to spend time with Tenchi. Alone. The thought terrified her. The thought that a space pirate should get privileged time with the future Emperor of Jurai while she, a first princess was forced to wait for an idiotic visa filled her with rage. The thought that Tenchi might like it filled her with dread. She was not blind. She knew that although she had started the fight with an advantage, Ryoko was catching up. Ryoko may already have won. Ayeka couldn’t stand the thought of Ryoko taking something else from her, after already having stolen Yosho’s youth. Ayeka could no longer say in truth she hated Ryoko, but she did hate to lose against her. And she didn’t want to be sent home. Not without Tenchi. Not without someone to comfort her in the cold years to come at court. Her eyes filled with tears. Fortunately, neither her brother nor her sister could see her face. She stared down at her hands, pale and white, with the remains of the red nail polish Mihoshi had tried to apply, and had managed to spill all over her favorite lavender kimono. Perhaps it was for the best. Tenchi always looked uncomfortable when she wore that dress. She could never seem to please him. She looked up suddenly, a sense of awareness traveling down her spine. She turned toward the front of the line, and saw a figure walking toward them. The blond hair and gray eyes were unmistakable. It was B again. Except this time, he wore gray Juraian robes…. Meanwhile…Back on Earth… AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKK!!!!! Ryoko scrambled quickly to cover Tenchi’s deliciously naked body. She landed on top of him, causing all the air to rush out of his lungs as his face began to turn bright red with embarrassment. “Mom! What are you doing?” “You called me ‘Mom’!” Washu grinned. “Things must be serious if you resort to that!” Ryoko smirked, a large sweatdrop forming over her head. Tenchi got even redder, not needing the reminder that Washu was the mother of the woman he was naked in bed with. Tenchi stuttered, “Ah…Miss Washu..could you…ah…” Washu cut him off, “Call me Mom, Tenchi! It’s about time you two ended up in the sack. By my calculations, you should have finally broken down 2 days, 18 hours and 6 minutes ago.” Ryoko and Tenchi looked shocked, then both blushed again. Washu cackled with glee, “I was right! Ha, I knew it. The psychic backlash was unmistakable! I am the Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe!” The Washu-bots promptly appeared, “You’re the greatest Washu!” said Bot-A. “Your libido-meter is always right!” said Bot-B. Ryoko and Tenchi formed new, larger sweatdrops. Suddenly, a commotion is heard outside. Whose head should pop in but… “Where is everybody?” Nobuyuki sticks his head in Tenchi’s room. Ryoko, Tenchi and Washu stare at him. He assesses the situation quickly. He barges in. “My son! You have become a man! I am so proud! Thank you, Miss Ryoko.” He runs to hug Ryoko, but Washu stops him. “Don’t you need your camera?” Washu askes. “Of course! How could I forget to capture this moment! Your mother would be so proud!” He dashes out. As Ryoko and Tenchi recover from shock, then glare at Washu. “Washu, how could you tell him to get the camera!” Ryoko accuses. “Well dear, sex must be good for you. Your breasts don’t seem to be sagging quite so much.” Ryoko looks down at her torn maid’s costume, and her generous bosom spilling out from the uneven neckline. “I thought you two might want a chance to get dressed.” “Oh.” Ryoko phases into one of her more demure dresses, and Tenchi, after asking Washu to turn around, gets out of bed and scrambles to pull up his pants. Nobuyuki dashes in with the camera, and cries in dismay. “Oh, how could you spoil the moment! Now you’ll never be able to show this to your children!” Tenchi starts at that announcement, looking very uncomfortable. Ryoko notes his reaction, and it worries her. “Uh...Dad, that may be a while yet.” Tenchi suggests weakly. “Well…maybe not. Did you use protection?” “Uh…” Tenchi grabs the back of his neck nervously, and rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet. Washu pulls out her holo-laptop from wherever it resides in subspace, and promptly scans Ryoko, who stands quietly while watching Tenchi intently. “Nope, nothing to worry about yet. I’m not even sure that Ryoko and Tenchi are compatible at the moment for natural conception, but with that sample,” Washu winks, “I’m sure I could make the necessary alterations to Ryoko’s DNA in no time!” Ryoko glares at Washu, and Tenchi laughs with nervous relief. “So, when are you two getting married?” Nobuyuki asked with the camera rolling. Tenchi’s jaw dropped, rendering him speechless. Ryoko’s eyes bug out, and Washu clucks her tongue and shakes her head, cursing Nobuyuki for his clumsy handling of a sensitive situation. It was surprising however, to hear such a conventional notion out of the mouth of a known hentai like Tenchi’s father. “No..I mean..I don’t…I mean…..” Tenchi faltered, unsure of what to do. Ryoko looked at him, a lump forming in her throat. She had not wanted to push the issue for a while, knowing that Tenchi needed time. But to hear him deny her dream now still hurt. Tears formed in her eyes. She faded out silently, as Tenchi was still scratching his head and looking nervously, first at his father and then at his prospective mother-in-law. He sensed when Ryoko left though, and felt an emptiness behind him. He looked confused for a moment. Then it dawned on him what he had said. “Damn!” He ran to his dresser and pulled out a shirt, and a small box. He raced past Washu and his father, whose camera was still rolling. Nobuyuki called after him, “You shouldn’t swear on camera!” But Tenchi was long gone. Washu shook her head. “Nobuyuki, you old fool! Give them some time to work things out! Don’t force them, or you’ll never get any grandchildren.” Nobuyuki put down the camera, and turned to face Washu. “I know Miss Washu, but I don’t want Tenchi to waste time. He should have every moment he can with the woman he loves.” Nobuyuki took off his glasses and bent his head as he cleaned them on the tail of his shirt. Washu could still see the tear in the corner of his eye. Back in line of the dark side of the moon…. Agent B walked up to the royal family members of Jurai, and gracefully sat on the ground in front of Princess Ayeka. He proceeded to fold his hands in the proper fashion, and bowed his head. “Jaran Bethani requesting an audience with the first princess of Jurai and her family.” All the propriety and formality of a Juraian noble addressing his sovereign went into that statement. How could he have known it was exactly what she needed right now? How could he have known all the proper gestures, even if they were a bit archaic? “Granted,” said Ayeka, “what brings you to speak to your princess?” Jaran looked up at the princess, a bemused but respectful look in his eye. “I have pulled some strings for you, your highness, based on my friendship with your esteemed brother, and have gotten you and Princess Sasami a hearing in two hours. Would you rather rest in the officials’ waiting room?” A beatific smile crossed Ayeka’s face. “Thank you, Lord Bethani, for your consideration. We will go at once.” Ayeka tried to get up gracefully, but her left leg had fallen asleep. As she was about to stumble, Jaran, who has already arisen, caught her arm and steadied her. The contact shot up her arm like an electric shock. She stared into his eyes for the briefest of seconds, and then looked down with a blush. Jaran released her arm. “I am sorry for any transgression upon your person, your highness.” Ayeka replied, a little unsteadily, “Most understandable, my lord.” Sasami and Yosho were up by this time. Yosho thanked Jaran by shaking his hand, and Sasami began to chatter happily. As they gathered their belongings, Ryo-okhi scrambled up on to Jaran’s shoulder to find a perch. “Miyaa…” she purred as she rubbed her ear against his chin. “I guess the formally most-wanted pirate ship in the galaxy likes me!” Jaran declared, making Sasami giggle some more. She took Jaran’s hand, as he led them all toward a more comfortable waiting room. Ayeka was lost in thought. He is so different now. She had called him Lord Bethani because it seemed natural to do so. He seemed to carry himself like a noble, and knew the proper court procedures. She was intrigued. Most of all, she could not explain the shock that jolted her as they touched, or the nervousness he engendered simply by looking at her. She felt almost giddy. Could she be betraying her devotion to Lord Tenchi? She did not think it was possible. But here was this strange man, who treated her as an annoying case file one minute and an honored princess the next. The conundrum fascinated her. Jaran opened a door out of the immense hall they had been sitting in. Inside was a small but functional waiting room, with plain green couches and tourism posters advertising the Taj Mahal and the Mall of America. A coffee machine percolated on a card table at the far wall. Not exactly royal accommodations, but certainly better than the floor. Ayeka sat on one of the couches with as much regal aplomb as she could muster. Sasami went to the coffee area to see if there was any hot water for tea. Yosho stood in the empty space next to the coffee machine and began to go through a series of ritualistic Juraian movements, similar to Tai Chi, to work the kinks out of his system. Jaran, using a ritualized series of hand movements, asked Ayeka for permission to sit on the couch opposite from her. With a nod she agreed. Ryo-okhi scrambled down off his shoulder as he sat, and began to hunt dust-bunnies under the couch. “Is this better, your highness?” Jaran asked, an eyebrow raised, as if expecting a blistering reply. “Yes, Lord Bethani. It is better.” Jaran looked surprised. Ayeka had learned on earth to be grateful sometimes, even if things were not perfect. Jaran smiled at her. Ayeka’s heart fluttered. She looked down at her hands again. “How is it that I have not heard of you or your family name, Lord Bethani? And how came you to be a cousin of Officer Mihoshi?” Jaran let out a sigh. “First of all, your highness, I would feel much more comfortable if you did me the honor of calling me Jaran, or at least Lord Jaran. After all, I am on leave at the moment, and would prefer to be at least slightly relaxed, even in the presence of royalty. “Secondly, as you may have guessed, I am not a full-blooded Juraian. My grandfather is the Grand Marshall of the Galaxy Police, and that is how I am Mihoshi’s cousin. Her mother is my mother’s sister. My father took my mother’s name, as is the custom of her people. My father felt little connection to Jurai in that sense. Although his father, my grandfather, since felt the pull of the trees of Jurai, and taught me what I know of Jurai and of courtly custom. I must admit to being out of practice though.” “Who is your grandfather?” Ayeka asked, curious. “Who was my grandfather…he died several years ago. Before his time. Heartbroken I suppose. He missed his home.” Jaran had a distant look in his eyes. He turned to her. “Have you ever heard of Jakan Ishani?” Ayeka sucked in her breath. It was a name spoken with respect often in court circles, but never directly to her father. The Ishani family had a long and illustrious name, and long ago had intermarried often with the Masaki royal family, but that had been generations in the past. They were respected and honored advisors to the royal family, and loyal in the utmost. But they no longer lived on Jurai. The name Jakan Ishani brought only sadness and regret to the eyes of her father. Long ago, when her father was a very young man, Jakan Ishani had been his best friend. They had quarreled however. Asuza was convinced that the purity of the Juraian line must be maintained, and that no member of the nobility should be allowed to marry foreigners and contaminate Jurai. Jakan held the believe that marrying outside of the Juraian nobility would bring a necessary vitality back into the court, and would do a great deal of good. They argued long and hard over this, until things escalated to such a point that Asuza has questioned Jakan’s loyalty to Jurai. Jakan, insulted, had left Jurai and sworn never to return. Later, when Asuza had met Funaho and had married her, partly because Jakan’s arguments had opened his eyes to the possibility, Asuza had sent for Jakan to return. But he would not apologize, for Asuza was a stubborn man. Jakan did not return, but stayed with his wife and child. Ayeka looked at Jaran, who appeared to be just as lost in thought as her. He was a powerful man, or could be. He was allied to two great forces in the galaxy, the Galaxy Police, and the highest ranks of Juraian nobility. He understood the necessity of formality, but she could tell on some level he rebelled against it, and was not constrained by it. He fascinated her. Sasami peeked over her shoulder at her sister and Jaran. She liked him, and she could tell her sister liked him too. She saw deeper than your average 11-year-old did. She knew what Tenchi and Ryoko felt for each other, and had watched Ayeka strive against it. She hoped now that her sister might be happy. From Tsunami, she could sense that their meeting today had great import. She hoped that whatever happened, it would turn out for the best. Back in Okayama… She could hear him coming up the hill. She had heard him coming earlier today, as he had snuck up behind her in the bedroom that afternoon, but she hadn’t wanted to spoil what he was planning. She had wanted to see what he would do. The same was true now. One thing she was grateful to Zero for. She had learned the value of patience. At least a little patience. She sat beside the small pond near the cave that was her resting place for 700 years. When she truly felt hopeless or alone, she would return to the outside of the cave, to remind herself that at least she was free. Ryo-okhi could not hear her from this far away, and she hated the feeling of being alone. She had several bottles of sake with her from her secret stash, but for some reason she didn’t feel like opening them. Tenchi came to the top of the hill, battling through the dark against the underbrush that had collected on the little used trail. Tenchi didn’t come up here much anymore, not when the spirit that attracted him so much to the place was alive and well, and the object of his affection. Tenchi saw Ryoko, staring down into a small pool of water, near the entrance to her cave. He caught his breath at her beauty, so melancholy in the light of the quarter moon that had risen in the sky. He walked up to her, but she did not look up. He sat down. “I’m sorry I took so long…I had to find you first. I climbed up on the roof, and then I tried the shrine, I even tried the onsen, which was a bit hard to get into. I finally figured out where you might be.” She turned her head away from him, trying to hide her tears from him. She hurt, but she didn’t want to make it that evident. It was still hard to trust, to reveal her feelings. “I’m sorry I sounded stupid back there…I wanted to explain a few things….but, but I don’t really know how…” “I’m too young to get married.” Ryoko turned to glare at him. “That…that didn’t come out right either…I mean, I might be the crown prince of Jurai, and you a space pirate, but I’m only eighteen. I want to be able to provide for you, to go to college, if not here, maybe somewhere in space. I need to be able to do something useful.” Ryoko didn’t look convinced, but at least he could tell she was listening. “I also want to make sure you’ll be happy with me, “ Ryoko tried to interrupt at that point, “Hear me out, my love.” Tenchi continued, “You’ve either been a space pirate at the mercy of Kagato, or stuck in a wet cave for 700 years. I’m not sure if I am exciting enough for you. We need some time to figure that out. I don’t want to make you miserable.” Ryoko smiled a quirky little smile. “Silly. You’re just plain silly sometimes, you know that my Tenchi.” Ryoko looked up at the night sky. “I am free, and I want to see the galaxy sometime, without having to pillage. But it would only mean something if I had somebody to share it with.” She turned to look into the eyes of the man she loved, “I’ve had nobody to love me my whole life Tenchi. To be loved, to have children with the man I love, is more exciting than travelling to 10,000 star systems. I may not completely fit in with a life here on earth, and carpools and PTA meetings, like those mothers on TV, but you don’t quite fit with that life anymore either. I don’t know what my role will be in the galaxy, but neither to you. Isn’t that exciting?” Tenchi looked at her with a new respect. She had surprised him again with her depth of observation. “We can figure it out together, I guess.” “Yeah.” Ryoko turned back to the pool of water. “I guess the worst thing though…” Tenchi dug around in his pocket for the box, “Is that I didn’t get to ask you myself. My dumb father took the words away.” Ryoko took a quick intake of breath as the small green box was brought before her. She opened it slowly, not quite believing what could be inside. It was a thin gold ring, delicate but strong. In the band, three small rubies were set in a triangle pattern, as her jewels were once set in the hilt of the Tenchiken. Tenchi spoke first, as Ryoko was too choked up. “I’ll give you your gems back you know, if you need them. I thought that this might be enough of a promise to make you stay. I still need some time, but I do have every intention of marrying you. If you’ll have me.” Ryoko wrapped her arms around him, crying into his shoulder in happiness. She understood it would take a while before they were ready to be married, but the promise kept her heart warm. Tenchi held her tight. They stayed like that for long minutes, until Ryoko looked up into his face, her eyes shining in happiness. He kissed the tears from her eyes, and when he kissed her mouth, she could taste their saltiness on his lips. He took the box from her, and took out the ring. He picked up her left hand, and placed the ring on the third finger. “It’s not much. I saw it a month ago in a little shop in town, near school. I thought you might like it. It seemed to suit you. I can get so something better…” “It’s perfect, you fool. Absolutely perfect.” She kissed him deeply, wrapping her arms around his neck. He eased them down on to the dry, grass-covered ground near the pond. He spread kisses over her face, and she returned every one. He kissed her eyelids, and her chin, she kissed the tip of his nose, and his brow. He moved to her ears. He found that she shivered when he blew air behind her ears, and that created goosebumps on her normally smooth, silky flesh. She tried the same, only to discover he was ticklish. With that discovery, they tossed about on the ground, each attempting to out-tickle the other, laughing at the stars, and almost drowning in the pond. Then they had fun removing each others’ wet clothes, and hanging them up to dry. Luckily, it was not cold that night, but they still might have managed to keep each other warm. Tenchi rained kisses along Ryoko’s neck, down between her breasts, to her stomach, playing tag with her navel (why she has a navel, I don’t know). He kisses her hipbones, and plays along her outer thigh, finding an especially sensitive spot on the back of her knee that sends her moaning for him. She then decides to play the aggressor, pushing him back, and kissing his neck, his chest, licking his hard nipples. She whips her hair back and forth across his abdomen and his hard member, watching him watch her play. She scoots down farther, and grasps his penis in her hand gently. She tentatively kisses the tip, looking up at Tenchi to see the fire in his eyes. She lets her tongue explore deeper, slowly pushing back the folds of foreskin until the head is exposed. She then takes the whole head in her mouth, sucking hard, but trying to be careful with her pointed teeth. Tenchi writhes under her, begging for more, and yet fearing to come too soon. She plays some more, licking and sucking. Treating his member like her favorite flavor ice-cream cone. Tenchi stops her, “I can’t take any more!” He reverses their positions, and begins the slow suckling of her breasts, which causes her to writhe beneath him. Rapture sings through her veins, as sharp spikes of pleasure radiate through her body toward her center core. Tenchi feels his blood pounding, his body crying for release, but he wants to make this time slow and sweet, not hurried and frantic like the times before. He begins to master the great sexual art of control. He can feel her thigh bump into his erect and sensitized member, but revels more in the evidence of her pleasure as she moans and cries out his name. She clutches at his back, her nails, raking softly back and forth, creating erotic sensation in their passing. She too, feels his penis bump into her thighs, and she craves its entry, impatient to be filled by him, to feel complete. He moves down to kiss the folds and valleys of her labia, and she is thrown to new height of wanting, as is he, after smelling her sweet smells and tasting her saltiness. She finally pulls at his shoulders, pulls him atop her. “Please, Tenchi…I need you…” Tenchi knows how much words like that mean from one such as Ryoko, who never wanted to need anyone. He can not help but obey. He finds her entrance, and slides in, the feeling of tight wetness almost driving him over the edge. She too finds completeness, the act of being filled by him so good she almost flies over the edge as well. Her legs wrap around him, but he stops them. He gets on his knees while still with in her, and raises up her bum, and straightens her legs by putting them on his shoulders. With this minor acrobatic feat, he thrusts into her, and again finds that magic spot that sets her off. With a few strokes she is scratching his back, begging with her voice and body for him to thrust harder, faster, to come with her before she flies away. He wants to watch her come alone, but the sensations are too overpowering. He obeys. She feels him let her legs fall back around his waist, and he starts to pound into her with a sure rhythm meant to drive them both mad. She moans his name, feeling piercing pleasure pain that threatens to rip her apart. She can feel him so deep inside her she is almost frightened. Faster and faster, until the purple-white lights come again, and they become one person. She screams to the night, and he growls his response to the stars. He collapses on top of her, then roles to his side, still inside her, as her left leg still wraps about his waist. He reaches up, and brushes a stray lock of cyan hair out of her eyes, and kisses the tip of her nose. “I love you.” “I love you too.” As they rest together, they fail to see the seated scientist who pops into existence behind their heads. She looks down on them with a secret smile, before returning to her lab. In another plane of reality: The lady looked through portals to see her sisters. She kept an eye on them, although she still could not understand their actions. Tsunami’s physical form was contemplating her “sister” Ayeka and a blond Juraian noble with a considerable amount of power. Washu was watching over her daughter and the chosen warrior of Tsunami. Tokimi would never understand them. She, who understood the universe and all its secret laws, could not understand the actions of her sisters. She felt it was time to call them back to duty. She felt it was time for revenge. She turned to the dark figure in the shadow bordering the dais on which she stood. “It is time. Bring them to me.” “Yes, milady.” It smiled an evil grin. Ok folks, that’s number 3. Hope you like it. Send comments to ceclkl@flash.net. Again, thanks to all those who sent comments before! -Naiad