Tenchi Muyo! H Adventures Series Send all feedback to warpzone32@hotmail.com. WARNING! This is a lemon fanfiction (as if the first four in the series didn't clue you in on that) , and, well, it has Sasami in it. In fact, it STARS Sasami, and in the end she does end up sleeping with someone. ^_^ Original, huh? Hope you like it. This lemon is deticated to Happosai, and to everyone else who cringes at the thought of Sasami-based lemons. I encourage people who hate Sasami fanfics to read this one all the way through. Oh yeah, one other thing. People keep telling me that I shouldn't spell the princess's name "Aieka." Well, I don't care! Excuse me if I'm not as smart as Washuu. Ryohko wouldn't care how to spell Aieka's name, and neither do I. This is my Tenshi Muyo fanfic, and I, WarpZoan, can spell the names however I want to. No need to start a Sunami of hate mail over it. Now, on with the Sassammi story! *=I made this food up. EPISODE 4: NO NEED FOR PEDOPHILES! Sasami twisted and squirmed in her sleep, caught in the grip of a very potent dream. Repeatedly, her mouth opened and closed, mouthing a single name. Finally, her voice passed her lips, giving sound to the name that filled her thoughts. "Tenchi..." The sound of her own voice awoke Sasami. She opened her eyes and realized that it had only been a dream. Sasami blinked in surprise. The sheets were twisted around her arms and legs in some places. She was flushed and sweaty. Sasami realized that she felt slightly tingly in a way that she couldn't quite describe. Sasami tried to remember what the dream was about, but couldn't. "It must have been annother nightmare," she mused. She was glad she couldn't remember this one. Sasami rolled over on the sleeping mat, and got up to start the day. Sasami's eyes widened. The crotch of her pajamas was completely soaked through! =^w^= After taking a bath, Sasami dumped her bedsheets into the washing machine, along with Aieka's, just in case anyone should walk by and wonder what she was up to. Sasami still wondered about the sticky warm slime she had found herself soaked with that morning. She had only had very small wet spots on her panties before, but they had been appearing more frequently over the past few days. Most often, they happened whenever she thought about boys, especially Tenchi. Sasami had sometimes seen the same thing on Aieka's underwear when she washed it, and she remembered embaressing her big sister one day when she asked if it meant she was thinking about Tenchi, too. Aieka had told her to stop asking about such things, and she she hadn't mentioned it again. There were quite a few other things she had never asked her sister about because of her reaction that day. Sasami felt a slight tingle. It felt like the wetness was starting to creep out of her again. Sasami made sure nobody was looking, then lifted the hem of her skirt. A tiny drop was already starting to appear. Sasami blushed. This could be a real problem if it started happening all the time. Did it mean she was growing up? Becoming more like her big sister? Did Aieka go through the day slowly moistening, from the time she got up? Was that why she had seen absorbant pads advertised for women on Earth television? Was this normal? If it was, she didn't see how anybody ever got anything done, it was so distracting. Maybe that was why her sister was so cranky all the time... Sasami shook her head. She had so many questions, she wished her sister had been more willing to talk about it and not been so embaressed. But it would have to wait until later. It was time to fix breakfast. *>>> "That was so good, Sasami!" Mihoshi giggled. Sasami brightened. "Did you really think so?" "I agree with Mihoshi," Kiyone said, ruffling the younger princess's hair. "I think this was probably the best I've had in my life." "Well, thank you." Sasami smiled. She was glad everybody had liked her breakfast; she had found it difficult to concentrate while preparing breakfast, and was worried that she might have made a mistake. "It was absoloutely delicious, Sasami," Aikea said. "Are there any more red sweet bean paste cake buns* left?" Ryoko asked. "Miyaaa," Ryo-ohki chimed in. Aieka helped clear the table as Tenchi and the others left to start the day. "Guess I'll go take a bath," Ryoko said, glancing pointedly at Aieka. Aieka was really annyoed when her heart seemed to skip. "Just a sceond... I think I'll join you Mis... erm... miss Ryoko." Sasami smiled as she did the dishes, thinking about Tenchi. She hummed the "Sailor Q Super" theme to herself as she washed those little triangular dish thingies that I don't know what they're called. Suddenly she felt a brush against her inner calve and almost jumped. "Miyaaa!!" "AH!! Ryo-ohki! You startled me!" Sasami game the cabbit a cookie and a pat on the head. "What is it?" "Miyaa...miyaaa." The cabbit morphed into a little girl. "Miyaa!!" "Oh... Ryo-ohki... do you want to help? Is that it...?" Sasami handed Ryo-ohki a towel, and watched in wonder as the cabbit-turned-girl helped her dry the dishes. "That's terrific," Sasami cried, "I always knew you could do stuff like this, Ryo-ohki! The others just don't see it 'cuz they think of you as a pet..." Sasami guessed Ryoko probably knew how smart her ship was... She wondered if Tenchi knew that Ryo-ohki could do things more complicated than carrying bushels of carrots for him? "Tenchi..." Sasami sighed as she thought about Tenchi. An image popped into her mind of one time when she had seen Tenchi shirtless. Sasami blushed and tried to banish the image, but she just couldn't stop thinking about it, and how cute he looked, and a feeling much more alien to her that she couldn't even begin to understand... Sasami gasped as she felt something cold against her thigh. She looked down and realized that there was a damp spot soaked all the way through her skirt, that it had cooled in the air and was now cold and wet when it touched her skin. "EEEP!!" Sasami dropped her rag and ran from the kitchen, covering the wet spot ashamedly with both hands. "I'll be right back!" she called to the cabbit. "Miyaa...?" Ryo-ohki carefully set down the dish she had been drying, turned into cabbit-form, and bounded down the hall after her favorite person. She was worried about Sasami. [o==]{ Sasami tried to relax as she gathered up her bath things in a small wooden pail. Ryo-ohki had phased through the door just as she tied the sash on her clean skirt. She had quickly finished the dishes, then excused herself for another bath. She wanted to wash this sticky stuff away and never feel it again. It was uncomfortable and, well... embaressing. Sasami groaned as she thought about how she wasn't supposed to think about Tenchi, and then of course that called up an image of his smiling face. Sasami sighed. she realized with a start that she had been sitting on the floor with her bath things for many minutes, and that her panties were once again drenched. Sasami smiled. The strange sensation sure felt good. If only it didn't make such a mess, Sasami wouldn't have minded it one bit. For just a moment she felt a little bit ashamed at enjoying something that she should have been disgusted at... then that's when it hit her. It was something that felt good but also kinda guilty... It must have something to do with sex! She had heard of sex, of course. But she didn't know or understand anything about it. What little she had been privy to had come largely from Earth TV, before Washuu had adjusted the set to pick up galactic standard programming, (Well, why did YOU think they were watching a soap opera about two giant penguis!?) which had caused her (and the rest of the alien visitors, for that matter,) to loose interest in Eath's truly banal television programming. In any case, Aieka had refused to answer any of her questions on the subject. Then one day, Aieka had confronted sasami, and asked her if she was really growing up this fast, and if she truly needed answerers to these questions. Aieka had told her, almost tearfully, that the only one who could properly explain these things would be her mother. Sasami had realized what that would mean. The vacation on Earth would have to end, Sasami and Aieka would return to Jurai, and Aieka would never see Tenchi again. Sasami didn't want that, for she could also see that her sister was in love with Tenchi. So she curbed her tongue and said no, she was just curious, and after that day she didn't try to solve the mysteries for herself. She resolved to avoid Earth TV shows where she knew she could see small bits of sex. She had been very young then, as she was very young now, and it hadn't really intrested her at all, except out of curiosity. Now Sasami found herself wondering if she could remember what it had looked like, that one time. She had hardly gotten a glimpse before Tenchi had come in, yelling something at his father about watching these things when she was around. It had looked like... two naked people... hugging? Sasami wondered what it would feel like to hug Tenchi like that... Sasami gasped as a shiver ran through her. She had to stop daydreaming and go take her bath!! (:.)XXXXX{{ Sasami wished she could think of any boy other than Tenchi, but he was really the only boy she had ever known well enough to admire... certianly the nicest boy she had ever known. She wanted Aieka to be happy with him, but sometimes... she wondered what it would have been like in her perfect world, if things had been allowed to continue just a little while longer... Sasami silently slid open the door to the bath. "Mmmmm... mmph.. Ryoko..." "Oh, Aieka!" Sasami silently slid closed the door to the bath. THAT is what it would have been like, she thought! Except that Ryoko and Aieka probably would have been clothed... at least until they got home. Sasami opened the door and took annother peek. Her eyes widened as the two of them kissed and touched each other... why was Ryoko wearing a black mask? Sasami got ahold of herself as she realized her sister might catch her looking. Aieka's eyes were closed, and Ryoko's back was turned, but for how long? She didn't want Aieka to catch her watching her have sex, it might mean that she would have to go back to Jurai. And that was even before the turmoil of her emotions entered into it... Sasami closed the door again and sat back on her knees. She could feel it, the warm, sticky, strange-smelling fluid trickling down her leg. Desperately, she ran into her room and wiped away what she could with kleenex. She had to get out of here so she could relax. Thinking about Tenchi was no longer a problem; she had to forget about what she had just seen in the bathroom! =~,~= Sasami walked the endless halls of Washuu's lab, an affectionate cabbit perched atop her head. "At least now I know why Aeika and Ryoko fight all the time," she thought to herself. "I wonder if they're really in love, or just going out..." Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, and Those Obnoxious Aliens had accustomed her young mind to the idea of diffrent kinds of romances... she had just never thought it through before that Zoicite and Maramou were probabaly having sex. Now she felt that she had somehow betrayed Aieka even by realizing this. But... she couldn't keep her ignorance forever... right? It was normal to go through these things as you got older... so she had to learn about it sooner or later... right? So what if it was *quite* sooner than even she had expected? Sasami sighed sadly and stared into a tank of what looked to be glowing green jellyfish with dull red cores. Maybe if she didn't go back to Jurai and hear it from her mother, she wouldn't ever understand sex. "You know," Washuu said, "They could drain the energy out of your body in a matter of seconds!" Sasami smiled a little bit, and turned to find Washuu behind her, half a head shorter. "That's what you said about the Paramites," she smiled. "Heh heh heh..." Washuu floated up on a pillow and looked sasami in the eye. "No no, the Paramites drain your bodily fluids... these little fellas are much more elegent in their attack..." Washuu's voice went to an evil melodramatic rasp, which only made Sasami giggle. "They stalk their prey silently by drifting on air currents... then they latch onto your head... and drain the energy slowly from you at the molecular level! They can suck the power right out of life forms, machinery..." Washuu's voice went to a whisper... "even forcefields!" Sasami's eyes went wide with alarm! The only thing that kept her from taking Washuu's lab pets seriously was the fact that there were always forcefields seperating them from herself! "Heh heh heh... however, in their natural larve state they are extremely physically weak! Even a pane of glass will stop them!" Sasami sighed in relief, then began to laugh... "That was mean of you, Washuu!" Sasami's warm giggle betrayed her words. "But it did help me to forget about my problem... thanks." "Any time." Washuu petted Ryo-ohki on the head. "So, is this problem anything the Greatest Genius in the Universe can help you with...?" Sasami smiled nervously and turned away... she blushed slightly. "Um... actually, Washuu... it's kind of something that I don't think you could help me with... you see... it's about... um..." Sasami leaned over close to Washuu. "...sex," she whispered. Washuu smiled, and chuckled sadly to herself. When would these petty mortals learn that there was no knowlage that was beyond her grasp? >}0{< Sasami smiled as she closed the door to Washuu's sub-space room. She felt much better now than she had in a long time. Washuu was just great. Incredible, even. She had very carefully and quietly explained all about sex and growing up to the young princess, in words that she could understand and a soothing voice. She was a great teacher. Sasami was no longer afraid of the changes taking place in her body. She knew for sure that what was happening was natural and normal, and she kind of had an idea what to expect as she continued to blossom. It was okay now, and she knew it was true, because the smartest lady in the universe had told her so. Sasami had then asked Washuu if she was actually too young to be going through this. But no, she had learned, it would have been impossible for her to feel the stimulation she had been feeling all day if she were TOO young. She was, however, definitely ahead of schedule. Washuu said that the Juraian coming-of-age was not nessessarily the right time for everybody to become sexually active. She said it was an immaginary age that grownups used for a reference point, that it had to do with how old someone needed to be in order to have kids, and also it had to do with how mature the adults thought their children had to be in order to live responsibly. She also had said that the target age (and the degree to which it was enforced) varied from culture to culture. That on Earth, the accepted age even differed with the locality, that it was usually somewhere between 16 and 18, and that 100 years ago on earth it had been around 10 to 12. She added that it had been a pet theory of hers that it was linked to the level of civilization a people had, and that she had written a really brilliant essay on it that she promised Sasami could read someday, if she studied very very hard in the meantime and built up a big vocabulary. Sasami smiled as she sat down in front of the TV. It was almost time for her to feed her latest Earthling TV addiction, (okay, so there were a *very* select few programs she would tune into Earth television for...) Pikachu! (... or was it called Pokemon? shit... I need to start getting up early... can you believe they put it on at 5 am!? This is exactly what happened with Dragon Ball Z. They CAN'T put it on in the afternoons, NOOOOO, THAT spot goes to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all children's anime!!!) The commercial she happened to flip onto was advertising skin. No, strike that, it was actually advertising a heath club. But there was so much skin filling the screen, and it belonged to so many attractive people, that Sasami could barely see parts of the health club. Sasami squirmed as she pressed her legs together, trying to ignore the juices as they squelched from their hiding place. "I forgot to ask Washuu what to do about this..." she sighed sadly. Sasami didn't want to miss a minute of Pikachu, so she just sat there glued to the screen, pretending she didn't notice the wetness between her thighs. By the time the mid-way commercial break came, her arousal had long since faded, and there was nothing left but a little hint of dampness. It wasn't until the commercial that she wondered where Ryo-ohki had slipped away to. ===G%P=== Aieka gasped as she withdrew her hand from Sasami's shoulder. "WHAT!?" "I asked Washuu about sex... And she explained everything to me, Aieka... so... it's okay. you don't have to worry about leaving Tenchi so I can hear the same speach from mom." "So you could tell that was what worried me..." Aieka looked down at her hands wearily. "I keep forgetting how clear your vision is, Sasami... just like your mother... you'll make a worthy queen some day..." "Oh, I don't want to do that," she said. "It would be so booring..." Sasami shook her head. "Well, I'm not going to worry about that. What's important is that you don't have to leave yet!" "Yes..." Aieka smiled. "Yes. You're absoloutely right, Sasami. Thank you." Sasami hugged her sister. "You're welcome, Aieka. And I just know you'll be happy no matter who you choose, Tenchi or Ryoko!" Sasami happily skipped out of the room. Aieka sat there silently for a few minutes while it sunk in. Then she burried her face in her hands, mortified beyond belief. "SASAMIIIII!!!" Aieka wailed into her hands. Then anger kicked in. "RYYYYOOOOOO-KOOOOOOOO!!!" she growled, clenching her fists. \ _>>=}-- A small explosion wracked the kitchen just as Sasami was getting ready to start dinner. "AAAAAHH!!" Sasami shrieked as she was tossed from her feet. She was surprised when she landed in tenchi's arms. Her heart stopped momentarily as he looked into her eyes. "Are you alright?" Tenchi asked. Sasami could only breathe in response. He had caught her in his arms, and was now carfully supporting her, with his hands under her legs and shoulder area. his face close to hers. Tenchi sudenly noticed there was something warm and wet against his hand. He almost dropped the princess in shock, then set her down carefully on the floor. He wiped off his hand on a paper towel. "Um... sorry, Tenchi..." Sasami said in a small voice, looking away redly. "Uh... that's okay," Tenchi said, rubbing the back of his head absently. "Sasami, does that happen, um... often to you?" "Oh, no," Sasami said, "It's just today that it's been really bad for the first time. I had a talk with Washuu, though, so it's okay... I know what's going on..." she looked up at Tenchi innocently. "I forgot to ask her how to stop it, though..." Tenchi tried not to smile at the embaressed look on her face, then he tried to smile reassuringly, then he tried to stop smiling because he was worried it would just look like a stupid grin after all that preemptive thought about how it would look. It turns out he needn't have worried, for the animators drew all three expressions the same way. "Come with me," Tenchi said, taking her gently by the hand. "I can show you how to get some relief..." Sasami's ears turned bright red as she let Tenchi lead her to his room. "Umm... okay..." she said, feeling like she was floating. O_O! Sasami left Tenchi's room feeling more relaxed than she had in days. "That was just incredible, Tenchi," she told him as she prepared dinner that evening. "And your Grandpa taught you that?" "Yes," Tenchi said, "It always helps me whenever I feel... erm... that way." Sasami smiled brightly. Tenchi had taught her a meditation technique that relaxed her and cleared her mind of dirty thoughts. Now she knew what she could do whenever her fantasies became too strong for her. "Thank you, Tenchi," she said, giving him a light kiss on the cheek. ------=