Throwing Up By Yvone (Darla) InocentBystandr1@msn.com Disclaimer: These aren't my characters made from my perverted imagination. No, these belong to someone else. But the actions and words are mine. -=laughs evilly=- that's right bitch. Charles In Charge. Um and don't sue me because I'm not making any money off of this. The only thing I'm getting out of this is : A.) The chance to make people laugh B.) The chance to make people cringe C.) The chance to encourage people to send hate mail about how their favorite character was verbally abused D.) All of the above And the answer is.... D. Too bad I'm not a millionaire... (Damn you Regis >_<) It was was lovely day out. The palm trees waved to the sailors as the magenta sunset led the sun below the glossy blue ocean. Tenchi, Yosho, and Noboyuki's glances were fixated on the languid beauty of nature.... not to mention the scantilly clad young women in their bikinis running around frantically, their breasts like jelatin in an earthquake. Then their attention came over to the men, as they ran after the women squirting them with water guns. Yoshi licked his lips at the site of the women running, mumbling some naughty things not meant for little children's ears. Tenchi raised an eyebrow as he looked up at his grandfather. "I'd like to get a piece of that ass." Yosho let slip as he watched a brown haired girl, wondering if she had brown hair....everywhere. "I didn't know you were into celulite, Grandpa." Tenchi smirked as he made the comment, standing and dusting himself off. Clad in blue shorts and nothing more. Just then Ayeka and Ryoko showed up, beside Tenchi, both having a hold of a limb. Pressumably his arms. Ryoko in a red bikini and Ayeka in a blue one piece. "Figures" Tenchi thought as he looked them over. He soon found himself quite excited and felt he needed to "release" some tension, and quick. So he got loose of their claws and casually walked to the bathroom, conviently placed smack dab in the middle of the beach, where no one could hear him. He walked into a stall, closing it behind him and stood facing the door. He unzipped his pants and wrapped his hand around his average sized manhood, sliding up and down repeatedly, with an occasional look for "intruders". After some while he began to get excited, feeling his fluids building up, like Mount St. Helens ready to spill it's contents out to the world. He figured that Mount St. Helens was too much of a girly name to name a penis. So he stuck with Old Faithful. He begin to moan loudly as his hand movements got quicker by the second, his impatience really showing. He gave a finally squeal as his cum spilled all over the bathroom floor, in a little puddle on the tiles. "That'll leave a stain." he said to himself as he gently massaged his dick after his orgasm. Just then Ayeka and Ryoko walked into the bathroom, looking around. "Tenchi!?" they called out in harmony as they began looking under the stalls. He peaked through the crack seeing this and stood crouching on the toilet seat. He slowly zipped his pants up not to make any sound. Then Ryoko and Ayeka looked under his stall, he could tell. Just the warmth of Ryoko's body heat filled the air, making him horny all over again. Ryoko examined the white puddle on the floor and looked to Ayeka as she scooped a little with her index finger. She sniffed it and made a disgusted face at Ayeka. "Either one of three things. Someone had a VERY old cupcake and detests frosting, they accidently spilled a little sour milk while eating, or we've struck gold." Ayeka stood back knowing it was #3 and Ryoko kicked the door open, revealing Tenchi, crouching on the toilet seat. "Um, wow what great educated guesses. Yep you got me. Darn cupcakes." he laughed nervously, hoping they'd believe him. "Tenchi you look a little tense..." Ryoko said smirking as Ayeka and her pulled him out of the stall and dragged him onto the floor. They ripped his shorts off revealing Old Faithful, limp and pleased. "Ha! Old Faithful... looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa to me!" Ryoko thought. Then Ryoko and Ayeka quickly stripped off their clothes. Ayeka got ontop of Tenchi, sliding it into her. He was so very grossed out, now appreciating clothes on Ayeka a lot more than he did before. Along with the inventor of the bra. Ryoko watched, mad that Ayeka got to "ride" first. By the look of Tenchi's face, he was still grossed out. He didn't want his pride and the only thing that identified him as a TRUE man to be swallowed up into her abyss...or what seemed as deep as one. Even the thought of Ryoko made him shudder. Both of them, all over him. I mean, when he thought about it, Ayeka was this stuck up alien bitch who was supposed to be the poster child for decent exposure, and Ryoko was some space demon clone of Washuu who was probably older than grandpa Yosho and still a virgin! After an orgasm Ayeka got off and Tenchi ran out of the bathroom, frightened like a 5 year old on Halloween. He ran back to Yosh and Noboyuki who were watching the sunset. They looked at the naked boy, covering his manhood. "Tenchi, what happened to you? I didn't think fish were that fiesty." Yosho said shifting his glasses upon the bridge of his nose. "Actually once I went skinny dipping and --" "No no no!" Tenchi yelled cutting Noboyuki off in the middle of his disgusting sentence that he did not....COULD not, fathom in his mind. "Ayeka and Ryoko mugged me in the bathroom, then Ayeka raped me!" he said, shivering. Just then a couple of guys from his school walked by laughing and pointing and whsitling. "Nice ass Masaki!" yelled one as the clamored about the naked boy on the non-nude beach. Tenchi looked back at them to see what they had to say about what happened. "Well?" he said wondering why they were silent. And for a while they did remain silent. Then they finally spoke. "How were you able to look at Ayeka while she was raping you without throwing up?" Yosho asked. "Well I DID throw up sorta..." Tenchi said embarressed. "I mean through the mouth you dick head." snapped Yosho, wanting to know his "secret". "I just imagined it was my own hand, only larger and wetter." Tenchi said proudly. Noboyuki and Yosho mumbled and whispered among themselves. "This is why the boy will never get laid by a REAL woman." Noboyuki stated. The End Hehe that really kind of sucked. Oh well maybe I'll try harder next time, eh?