This is a two part crossover fanfic between tenchi muyo,sailormoon,and dragonball z,with a slight hint of lemon.Hope you like it.^_^ Tenchiballmoon by The Prince of saiyans * One Saturday at the muyo residence tenchi was sound asleep in his bed when he woke up only to see a twisted face of anger looking right back at him."AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"yelled a very scared Tenchi.Soon the face started to laugh very hard."Ryoko,dont do that damnit"said Tenhi.Ryoko somehow contained her laughter and said,"washu told me to tell you that we are all going on a picnic today by the lake to get some fun into our lungs.Mihoshi,Ayeka,Sasami,Washu,your dad,Yosho,and I are going;and so are you."I'll go get dressed."said Tenchi.Tenchi started to change but saw that Ryoko was standing right there looking at him."RYOKO!!"O yeah I forgot." said Ryoko and then she phased away.Tenchi was about to change again,but then he sighed picked up one of his boots and without even looking,threw it at the wall.It hit Ryoko(who was poking her head through the wall)straight in the head.Before long they were all in the car and were on the way to the lake.Since it was such a beautiful lake the trees seemed to say,"it's our lake not yours and the tall trees almost covered the beautiful lake with their height.But eventually they found it.Since it was so hard to find there were only two groups of people there.One group had 8 people in it.A woman with black hair(chi chi) who from a distance seemed to be scolding a guy who had short kind of spiky hair black hair(a teen gohan)and a man who had long wild hair shooting out at all sides and an orange suit(goku)and a young boy who surprisingly looked like a mini-me version the guy in the orange suit(a teen goten).Somehow she was scolding them all at one time.Laughing at them was a kind of short man with wild hair also but his hair was all shooting upwards(vegeta) and nearby under a tree was a green man with antennaes on his head meditating(piccolo)and there was a purple hair boy with a sword behind his back(trunks)and finally there was a girl with blue hair(bulma).Goku who was getting tired of chi chi yelling walked away."Hey Vegeta,wanna spar?"said Goku."Sure,why not.I have a move I wanted to show you anyway."said Vegeta.Vegeta started of with an energy disc much like Krillin's but Vegeta's disc was red.He shot it straight at Goku very fast.Goku easily dodged it."If that was your new attack then your in a lot of trouble."said Goku."No that wasn't it."said Vegeta who was grinning alot."If you want to see it so bad then take your best shot Kakkarrot!!"Goku then powered up a kamehameha and shot it straight at Vegeta.Vegeta grinned and put out his hand and grabbed the beam and stopped it dead in it's tracks.Goku was so surprised that he didn't blink.Vegeta screamed and said,"you wanted to see my new attack well here it is Kakkarrot!!!!"Vegeta then yelled with all his might and the beam turned from bright blue to a electric blue and it grew bigger than it had been before.Bigger than Goku.When it got as big as a tree,Vegeta let it go it came flying full speed ahead towards Goku.Goku couldn't do anything exept shield his face and wait for impact.When it connected with Goku it exploded sending Goku all the way over the lake(it is a VERY big lake!).Way across the lake is where the other group sat.It was a group of mostly school girls and a pink haired little girl.They were all mostly talking about boys and school."SERENA STOP EATING ALL THE FOOD!!!WE ALL WANT SOME TO YA KNOW!!!!said Rei.Surprisingly she did stop eating but now she was looking up.O "DONT START PRETENDING IM NOT HERE MEATBALL HEAD!!!!"said a very angry Rei.Serena a now frightened look on her face and she started running."She is soooooo weird."said the black cat Luna.Luna then looked up and saw why Serena ran."RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!IT'S RAINING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!"screamed Luna.They all ran in different directions as a man with a burnt off shirt and torn up orange pants and wild black hair landed right on their picnic site.Rei was the first to come back."O MY GOD YOU POOR THING!!ARE YOU OKAY?!"said Rei. e -----------Meanwhile at the Z warriors picnic site---------- " WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GOKU!!!!"screamed chi chi."GO GET HIM NOW VEGETA!!!!"Chi chi saw what happened to Goku and was now scolding Vegeta."Okay okay no need to destroy my eardrums!"said vegeta.Then thats when Vegeta saw Tenchi and his group looking at him with fear in their eyes.He teleported out of their sight and decided to have some fun."Where did he go?"said Mihoshi.Why do you ask girl?said a voice behind Mihoshi.AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!sceamed a terrified Mihoshi.She then started to shoot blindly with her gun trying to destroy what ever was there before.But there was nothing there now."What are you shooting at Mihoshi?"said Tenchi.But then he saw what she was shooting at.Mihoshi saw tenchi looking over her head and she looked up and saw a beam heading straight at her head.She closed her eyes and waited for the beam to hit but it didn't hit at all.She looked up and saw a face looking right back at her.She was so surprised that she fainted right there on the spot."HAHAHAHAHA"laughed Vegeta.But then he teleported away.He went to where Goku was.Rei looked up and said,"are you the one that did this to him?Who are you?As for your first question yes,I did do that,as for your second question,none of your buisness."said Vegeta."I bet your from the Negaverse!"Rei said."The Nega what?!"said Vegeta.Prepare to be extinguished Nega jerk!said Rei. MARS STAR POWER!!Vegeta stared as the girl became covered in flames and changed into a red and white outfit.Vegeta no longer could hold it in anymore."BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"Whats so funny?said Sailor Mars.You look like an idiot!said Vegeta.Your not going to be laughing soon. MARS CELESTIAL FIRE....SURROUND!!!! Vegeta laughed even harder when he saw the puny thing coming.He didn't even try to block it and it harmlessly fizzled out on his chest.Okay,now it's my turn.said Vegeta.He shot a beam right at Mars head but she ducked.The beam went on to a mountain and destroyed it in a bright flash of light.He was about to destroy her when Chi Chi came flying in with Gohan,Trunks,and Goten.Serena instantly fell in love with Trunks,but then she remembered Darien.***o well what could a little love do while Dariens gone***thought Serena.She then noticed that Trunks was looking at her too.She thought that just for fun she would act sexy.She blew a kiss towards him.He looked surprised and then started to grin.Chi Chi was the first to speak."What the hell is going on here?"Nothing Chi Chi just a little mis-understanding about the Negaverse."said Vegeta."you mean your not from the Negaverse?"said Mars."I dont even know what the hell that is!"said Vegeta.All of a sudden Ryoko appeared out of nowhere and gave Vegeta a deep kiss that was almost 5 minutes long.She came off his lips and said,"where have you been all my life handsom."HOLY SHIT,WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WOMAN??!!Vegeta said."Huh,what are you talking honey?"said Ryoko.HONEY?,WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!!!"said a very confused Vegeta."But,honey."said Ryoko."HONEY THIS!!!!!!!!"and then Vegeta gave her a strong punch to her jaw.She went flying into the lake spitting blood while she was in the air.Vegeta gave a final grunt and ran off into the forest. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stay tuned for part II of Tenchiballmoon Hints for next episode : *Ryoko revealing why she acted so weird* *VEGETA?!?!GETS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!* *Frieza alive!!* *The Purity Chalice revealed* *Sailormoon and Trunks get busy in the bed* *A new form for Vegeta and Sailormoon ALL THIS AND MORE ON CHAPTER 2 OF TENCHIBALLMOON!!!!!!!!