Tenchi and his Gay Lovers

Another screwed up fic from a screwed up person, AAA-PhuckNut

Disclaimer:
I do not own these characters, Pioneer and AIC do.  I make no claims
to them.

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	Tenchi awoke from his good nights sleep, but didnt see Ryoko anywhere
to greet him,

"Uh oh, Ryoko isnt around, I better be careful, she might try to ambush
me!" Tenchi said very nervously.

	Tenchi cautiously got out of his bed and got dressed and slowly
headed out of his room,

"Oh god please, Oh god please, please dont let her jump me!" prayed 
Tenchi.

"Why cant these girls just figure it out already!  Cant they tell im not
interested in them?!  Im into MEN!!" Tenchi thought to himself.

	Tenchi went down to the kitchen, luckily avoiding Ryoko and Ayeka,
and was greeted by a smiling Sasami,

"Hi Tenchi! Good morning!" said Sasami.

"Oh hi Sasami, the food smells great, like always" said Tenchi.

"I bet you cant wait for your birthday in just 5 days!!" Sasami said
happily.

"Oh ya! It will be fun!" said Tenchi.

	The rest of the gang showed up for breakfast too.  And much to 
Tenchi's dismay, Ryoko and Ayeka glomped all over him.

                                (5 days later)
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	Tenchi woke up extra early because he was so excited that it was
his birthday today,

"Yes! Its my birthday!! WOOHOO!!" Tenchi cheered.

	Just then Ryoko phased through the ceiling, totaly naked, and 
landed on top of Tenchi,

"Oh Tenchi!! Happy birthday my sexy little man!!" Ryoko said seductivly.

"Please Ryoko!! Not today!!" said Tenchi angrily.

"But Tenchi, why?  Dont you want me?!" pouted Ryoko.

"You know that I dont like it when you do this!! And plus todays
my birthday and the least you can do is, do what I ask!" Tenchi
said angrily.

	Ryoko pouted then phased through the wall and headed towards
her room.

"If only Ryoko was a guy then things would be different!!" Tenchi thought
to himself happily.

	Tenchi got dressed and headed downstairs for breakfast,

"Good morning Tenchi!!  I cooked your favorite because its your
birthday!!" Sasami beamed happily.

"Oh thank you very much Sasami!" said Tenchi.

	Tenchi ate his breakfast very happily and went through the 
rest of his day like usual, getting a "happy birthday!" from everyone.

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	Later on, around 6 p.m., everyone was gathered around inside the
living room,

"Happy birthday Tenchi!!" said everyone except Tenchi.

"Oh thank you guys very much!" said Tenchi.

"I baked you a special chocolate cake!" Sasami said as she brought out
the cake.

"Thanks! I love chocolate cake!" Tenchi said.

	Yosho lit the candles on the cake and they sung happy birthday
to Tenchi,

"Ok Tenchi!! make a wish!!" said Noboyuki.

"I wish... I wish... I wish that all the girls in the house were
boys!!" Tenchi thought to himself.

	Tenchi then blew out the candles and everyone cheered. Tenchi opened
all his gifts and they ate the cake.

"Thank you all for a wonderful birthday!" said Tenchi.

"No problem Tenchi!!" everyone except Tenchi said happily.

	Tenchi then headed off for bed.  He fell asleep pretty quickly
and he had a wonderful dream about what his life would be like if
the girls were actually boys.

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            ((and heres where the shit hits the fan!)) - AAA-PhuckNut

	Tenchi awoke from his wonderful dream, and was pretty sad that
it had to end,

"Man! that was such a good dream!" Tenchi said.

	Just then Ryoko phased through the ceiling and fell right onto
Tenchi,

"Ryoko Pl-" Tenchi said, but cut himself short when he noticed something
very different about her, her chest was flat and more muscular, her arms
were bulkier and her overall frame was bigger, and the most noticeable,
there was a giant bulge in her pants.  Ryoko wasnt a her!! Ryoko was a
HIM!!

"Oh my god!! this cant be happening!! it must be a dream!!" thought Tenchi.

"Oh Tenchi! I want you so bad!" said Ryoko.

"Ryoko.. I.. I.. want you so badly too!!" screamed Tenchi very happily.

	Tenchi then got a huge erection as Ryoko pulled down his pants
revealing his huge cock.

"Your so big Ryoko! I love you so much!!" said Tenchi.

"I love you too Tenchi!" said Ryoko very gleefully.

	Tenchi then took his pants off and slid his penis into
Ryoko's manly asshole and started to bounce him up and down on his
penis.

"OH YES RYOKO!! Your ass is so firm and muscular!!" screamed Tenchi.

	Just then Ayeka burst into the room.  Ayeka had all the features
of a valiant prince, and a big schlong to boot!

"HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX WITH TENCHI WITHOUT ME!!" screamed Ayeka.

"Calm down! just come and join us!!" said Tenchi and Ryoko.

	Ayeka then got on top of Tenchi in a 69 form and stuck his penis
into Tenchi's mouth and started to suck on Ryoko's penis.

"OH YESSSSSS!!!!!" screamed all 3 of them.

	They all came at the same time, filling each other with their
sperm.

"Ok, lets try something different!" said Tenchi.

"Ok!" said Ryoko and Ayeka.

	Tenchi then got on his hands and knees and Ayeka got on top
of Tenchi and shoved his penis into Tenchi's tight teenaged ass.
Ryoko then got on top of Ayeka and stuck his cock into Ayeka's
anus.

"Ok here we go!" said Tenchi.

	Then they started their little orgy.

"Oh Ryoko! I love it when you put your giant cock in my ass!" said
Ayeka.

"Prince Ayeka! your asshole is so tight!" said Ryoko.

	Then Yosho walked into the room and instantly wanted to get in
on the action.

"Tenchi! May I join in please?" asked Yosho.

"Of course grandpa!" beamed Tenchi.

"Come here and stick your old johnson right into my mouth!" said Tenchi.

	Yosho then nodded his head and walked over to Tenchi.  Then Yosho
removed his robe and stuck his wrinkled penis into Tenchi's moist mouth.

"MMMMM Tenchi!! You are so good at giving blow-jobs!" said Yosho.

	Yosho then dropped his 'hot pocket' into Tenchi's mouth, who
swallowed very happily.

"mmmm, very delicious grandfather." Tenchi said.

"Why thank you Tenchi." Yosho said.

	Just then Noboyuki walked in........

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	Noboyuki woke up terrified, he was sweating all over.

"OH MY GOD!! oh.. whew.. it was just a dream." said Noboyuki sounding
very relieved.

	Noboyuki looked at his clock and it said it was 3:00 p.m.

"Funny.. I dont remember falling asleep after I woke up this morning.."
said Noboyuki.

"Well, Tenchi should be home soon from school, so I'll go meet him at the
door." Noboyuki said as he headed for the front door.

	5 minutes later Tenchi came walking in,

"Hey dad Im home!" yelled Tenchi.

	Noboyuki came walking around the corner and greeted his son,

"Hey Tenchi, you have a good day at school today?" Noboyuki asked.

"Ya dad, I got something to tell you." said Tenchi.

"Sure go ahead and tell away." said Noboyuki.

"I had sex with my science teacher today!" said Tenchi.

"Yes!! hes not gay!! it was just a dream and this proves it!!" Noboyuki
thought to himself.

"THATS GREAT SON!! Your finally becoming a man!!" beamed a proud
Noboyuki as he patted Tenchi on the shoulders.

"So you gonna go back tonight and get some more? eh?" asked Noboyuki as
he winked his eye.

"Nah, his penis was too big, ill need to give my ass a day to heal." said
Tenchi.

"............." was all Noboyuki was able to do.....

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                           THE END

Pretty twisted ending huh? HEHEHE
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