Tenchi and all associated characters are the property of Pioneer and some other company Send E-Mail to thtadthtshldntbe@home.com my name is Matthew Marino And no I am not 15 I am much older though I would love to be stuck to Ryoko. Setting-OVA continuity plus Kiyune (she's hot, 2nd best after Ryoko). After the confrontation with Kagato --------------------------------------------------------------- RYOKO'S NEW PET part 1- Is He House Broken? The skies of San Diego were filled with fire as Tsunami, manifest with all 10 lighthawk wings destroyed enemy battleship after battleship. Hundreds of smaller (than Tsunami at least) ships darted around and were destroyed. This blazing glory would have been a spectacular sight for the people of San Diego but none of them seemed to notice it. On the ground Tenchi and his companions battled valiantly to keep the invading Soruylian forces from gaining a foothold on the earth. Washu was busy at the controls of a mysterious machine ( as usual). "Tenchi you must finish them off quickly. My psychonulifier won't keep these people from noticing for much longer. There is just too much energy spilling about." "Ok Little Washu. I'll see what I ca..." All of a sudden the fighting seemed to stop. Ryoko teleported in beside her mother and Tenchi. Even in the middle of battle she was as horny as ever. She draped herself across Tenchi's back as she roared, "What the hell do you think has happened my Tenchi?" "You're lucky I turned off my lighthawk wings Ryoko or you would get jabbed with something you really wouldn't want to get jabbed with." All three of them laughed at Tenchi's counter quip. Tenchi had begun to counter the girls overt passes with a wry sense of humor. Washu thought it was a sign of maturity or at least a sign that he was almost done with puberty. She still wondered how a teenage boy stuck in the midst of a nest of intergalactic experienced beautiful women, all of whom were at least ten years older than him, had been able to keep his pants zipped. She had long ago concluded it was something in his Juraiin nature. Kind of how Sasami could be several hundred years old and still a child. Washu knew that Ryoko, Kiyune, and Mihoshi wouldn't have minded sharing Tenchi's affections. Ayeka might have complained but Ayeka complains about everything. The brief sense of peace evaporated as Washu discovered exactly what had happened. All of the remaining battle ships had combined their energy and mass into a giant ship. It had just manifested into the physical realm. Apparently these Soruylian's could manipulate matter and energy at a fundamental level. Or at least as fundamental a level as everyone except for Washu and Tsunami understood it. This giant ship seemed impressive but it was still only half the size of Tsunami's 10 lighthawk wings. A massive blast of energy was launched towards the Suruylian's last ship. It was almost obliterated. Almost however did not mean everything. Washu quickly realized where it was going to fall. She sighed with relief. The gang had used one of Washu's psycho prods (as in Psychic cattle prod but for people) to herd away the local bystanders. The remaining mass seemed destined to hit that Taco bell. < what a shame thought Washu some tacos would be a nice after battle snack. Oh well ... What the fuck> There was someone in the Taco Bell. Who had been assigned to clear that section... MIHOSHI! oh no. There was only one woman for the job. "Ryoko quick. there's a kid in that Taco Bell. Mihoshi must have missed him." As callous as Ryoko could be, ever since she had been freed from Kagato's control she had become selfless to a fault when it came to protecting others. Through her special link Washu knew that was because of all the lives she had been forced to take. Washu heart almost broke whenever she went into her daughter's mind and felt her guilt. Ryoko teleported immediately to the boy's side. "Uh hello ma'am, what would you like today. We have a three burrito lunch special. For someone as good looking as you I'll throw in free french fries if you give me a kiss." Not having been exposed to American pop culture before Ryoko smiled at the boy's attempt to hit on her. She was unaware that 15 year old guys will hit on anything that moves. < oh what the hell, I'll get free french fries. > Ryoko grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him over the counter with one hand. With her other hand she finished packing her order. The boy seemed to be in a state of shock. He actually tried to resist kissing Ryoko. Unfortunately for him Ryoko could bench press a space shuttle. And Ryoko was a very experienced woman. After a few seconds of squirming he gave in to a little tongue. Ryoko smiled inwardly at the glazed look coming over his eyes. < Now if only Tenchi were this easy. > After a few minutes she let some of her power flow into the kiss. The kid started to fall asleep ( by her will of course) < very pleasant dreams thought Ryoko. He's actually a pretty good kisser. And human lips tasted so good. She would always have a food memory of her french fry boy. > She threw him over her shoulder and patted him on the ass. Now to get out of her and eat my burrito's before Mihoshi sees them. Ryoko was out of time. She threw up an energy shield. She hoped it would be enough to protect her french fry boy. She of course could survive it easily. Washu on the other hand rarely left anything to chance. And that only occurred when she couldn't factor out Mihoshi. She poured energy down the link between her and Ryoko. She was trying to dissipate the energy into subspace. Just then, "Hey Little Washu do you mind if I put my hat here? It's messing up my hair and I have a big date tonight." Mihoshi placed her hat on the disruption switch on the Psycho nullifier control panel. For the briefest of seconds the colossal energies of the crashing space ship, Washu's subspace transference and a psychic wormhole interacted on Ryoko and her french fry boy. then it all ended in a colossal explosion. "Mihoshi, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. DO NOT TOUCH MY EQUIPMENT!!!!!" "Now wait a minute Washu," Mihoshi raised her hands submissively as she backed away. She had seen that look before. Usually Ryoko had it just before she kicked someone's ass. Mihoshi thought her ass was just fine the way it is ( and so did every guy who ever looked at it ). "I don't know what kind of girl you think I am but I don't touch other people's equipment until after the third date. And I don't think we have gone out even once yet." Washu couldn't be angry with Mihoshi for very long. Not especially since she could sense that Ryoko and her, Washu giggled when she thought about what Ryoko called him, her french fry boy were ok. She finally broke a smile. "So you're not going to vaporized her Washu, excuse me Little Washu." Kiyune blurted out. She had something of a look of disappointment on her face. Ever since she had shown up on this dirt ball backwater planet she had been trying to get reassigned. On the deepest level she thought of Mihoshi as the littlest sister you love beyond belief but can't stand being around. She felt sorry for whatever guy Mihoshi ever married. Just then Ryoko teleported in with a guy over her left shoulder and the remains of a Taco Bell lunch special in her right hand. Mihoshi sniffed the air. "Oo. Tacos and french fries. Can I have some Ryoko." Ryoko threw Mihoshi the last burrito. "What about some french fries, Ryoko. I want some fries." She was starting to pout. "Can't have any of those. He only gives up french fries if he gets french kissed. I got some." Ryoko held up her prize. "OOO," Mihoshi and Kiyune at once. Both had fallen in love with Earth fast foods since they had landed here. And salty french fries were the best. Both stepped up behind Ryoko and made a few tentative kisses towards the young man draped over Ryoko's shoulder. He was however in a deep sleep. " I know how we can wake him up," Mihoshi looked at Kiyune. "Yeah lay him on the ground Ryoko. He'll like this." Ayeka who had just walked over face faulted with Tenchi and Ryoko. Apparently only Washu understood what they really meant. "They don't mean that you idiots. They're cops not rapists. They mean to use CPR. You know mouth to mouth resuscitation." A collective sigh. "Well mom open the portal. We have to get home. I want to take a bath. Soruylian's are icky after they have exploded. He can't give any more fries out now. I put him asleep." She laid him down and folded her leather jacket beneath his head. "Sleep well french fry boy" Washu opened the portal. The gang headed through the portal. Ryoko headed through last. She always was the straggler. About four and a half feet out on the other side she got stuck. She started to pull harder. Finally she gave a yank. "OOOOOWWWW, Mother fucker, what the fuck ... OWWWWWW" Someone was screaming in pain and writhing on the floor. The portal had closed. Everyone turned to look and said, "Oh shit" at the same time. It was the french fry boy. He seemed to be unhurt but was in pain. "What's wrong with him?" Tenchi asked. " And more importantly why is he here." Strangely it was Ryoko who answered, "He is in pain from being squeezed through the closing dimensional portal. It only hurt though, nothing is broken." Washu looked at her daughter, "How do you know that?" "I'm not sure. I can feel what he is feeling. And boy is he in pain. I mean if I were a feeble human I would be on the ground writhing as well." Ryoko walked over to sit on the couch. As she did, when she tried to go more than five feet away, the young man started to drag along behind her. Tenchi caught a lamp as it tipped over. "Gee that's strange. I feel a pull whenever I try to move away from him. It's like I have an anchor or something. But it is really light." Washu was not the supreme scientific genius in all existence for nothing, In a few moments she had come to a hypothesis as to what had occurred. She stared angrily at Mihoshi but only briefly. Everyone saw her however, "Motherrr. What did you do now. Is this one of your stupid experiments?" Just then the young man came aware and sat up by Ryoko's feet. He seemed perplexed. "Where the hell, Um excuse me. Where am.. Oh fuck it. Where the fuck am I. Hey wait a minute I'm not speaking English. I don't know any other languages. science majors don't have to take any. Washu's interest came alive, " Are you in college young man. What science." "I'm a junior at UCLA. I'm studying physics. I want to go to Berkeley for grad work. Um with all due respect, miss?" "Little Washu" "Ok Little Washu . where am I." "You are at the Masaki shrine in Okoyama Japan." Yosho's voice carried in from the kitchen as he walked into the living room. "Do we have another guest then." He was looking straight at Washu. "Um yes sort of. It's not like he could leave. Unless Ryoko wanted to then he would have to go with her. He's not strong enough to make her go anywhere and then if he wanted to stay and she didn't then he would have to go with her. Unless of course she changed her..." "WASHU!!! STOP!!!" Everyone yelled at once. She knew that it was time for an explanation. She knew that the only one who might understand was Yosho and maybe the new kid. He said he was a Physics student. Although earth science was goobley gook. "I can't be in Japan. I was working at Taco Bell in San Diego less than ten minutes ago." He looked at his watch for confirmation. "How can I possibly have gotten to Japan in less than ten minutes." He looked at Washu for an explanation. She wondered how she became the group spokesperson. < Oh yeah I am the supreme scientific genius in the universe > She gathered her supreme scientific dignity and put on an air of authority. For some reason everyone started to giggle. Except for the french fry boy. She was starting to like him already. "Ok french fr... What's your name?" "Santo Donato Jr, but everyone calls me Sonny." "Ok Sonny and everyone. You came here in a wormhole. Can you accept that?" "After everything else I guess I could." "Good then accept the rest on my authority. After all I am the supreme scientific genius in the universe." Sonny's eyes perked up at that. He seemed more impressed than the others at hearing her title. He was really growing on her. After summing up the events of the battle so Yosho would understand, Ryoko grew more and more upset as Washu went on. "Then I wasn't sure that Ryoko and Sonny here could survive the blast, so I used some of my pow.. err technology to try to shunt the energy into subspace. Just as I did this Mihoshi put her hat on the Psycho nullifier and hit the disruption switch. Wam Bam thank you ma'am and now Ryoko and the french fry boy are linked physically and psychically on some unknown level." This seemed to reunite Kiyune's and Mihoshi's desire for french fries." You hold his head still and I'll start kissing. Tenchi always seems to get away when we try to kiss him and I really want some fries." Mihoshi spoke to Kiyune as she straddled Sonny. Kiyune knelt behind Sonny as he squirmed under Mihoshi. Kiyune held his head between two hands and Mihoshi started making out with him. Normally a 15 year old guy in such a predicament would say what the hell but being molested by alien chicks in front of an audience was not exactly the way Sonny wanted to lose his virginity. Besides for some reason they seemed to want french fries before they would stop, not that he really wanted them to stop but he did not want to do it with everyone standing there and watching. He tried to get them off of him but it only took seconds to realize that both of them had super strength or something or maybe all horny chicks had super strength, he didn't exactly know. This was as close to a horny chick as he had ever gotten. Then they decided on a different course of action. "This doesn't seem to be working Kiyune." "You know Ryoko. Maybe she did a little more than kissing to get those fries. Are you game Mihoshi? I'm feeling really pumped after that battle. I need to work up an appetite for those fries." Mihoshi said yes with her eyes. "Now don't let him up, Mihoshi, remember Tenchi. These earth boys are slippery." They pushed him all the way down flat on his back. Mihoshi still atop him with her hands now on his shoulders. Kiyune started to undo his clothing. For his part Sonny would have let this happen except for the fact that an old man, a guy around his age, and three other women and a little girl were watching. He reached out to the only one who had helped him before. Ryoko for her part was rather enjoying this. She felt almost everything that was being done to Sonny on her body. This link had intriguing possibilities. Sonny reached out his hand towards her and was pleading with his eyes. "Mihoshi looked over. Oh no Ryoko. You've already had some fries. Let me and Kiyune get some." Everyone busted out laughing, even Sonny. This did not stop Kiyune or Mihoshi. from de clothing him. He was down to his socks and underwear. "Well are you going to help him Ryoko. He is kind of like your pet or something now." "I guess so mom. I mean if they don't stop they might not quit until he is dead before they realize he doesn't have any fries right now. On the other hand if I give them my last thing of french fires they might want to come back for more and either I'll have to fight them off, or I'll have a really good show or we'll start having to grow a lot of potatoes." She looked at Tenchi and Yosho, "Do potatos grow in Japan" Tenchi spoke up, "Uh Ryoko. You might want to do something now. Mihoshi's reaching into his underwear." A profound look of sympathy crossed Tenchi's face. He knew how close to this very scene he had come dozens of times within the last year or so. At least he had lighthawk wings. What did the french fry boy have. He chuckled at that. "Oh well." Ryoko put the last jumbo fries into Sonny's outstretched hand. Sonny waved them in front of Mihoshi and Kiyune. They snatched them. "We got fries, We got fries" The motions of Mihoshi's groin pressed against his as she writhed in joy and now looking straight up at Kiyune's private area started to make him swoon. Now he didn't want them to stop. Kiyune was down to her pink underwear and stockings. Mihoshi had her top off. "Hey Kiyune, You know what will go really good with these" "What Mihoshi?" "Vodka shots." "All right partner." Kiyune loved getting drunk with Mihoshi. Mihoshi always had tons of liquor. They got up and walked off. "Don't step ther... OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!" Sonny was writhing on the floor again. Washu was glad that Sonny shared Ryoko's invulnerability now if not her pain tolerance. If he hadn't then that step and spin around on his groin probably would have crushed it. Still it must hurt like a mother fucker. There were distinct advantages to being a woman. "What a way to come down champ." Ryoko quipped. After Sonny had stopped hurting he began to get dressed. As he did Sasami came over to him and kissed him on the cheek. "Can I have some fries Sonny. I'll kiss you too." Sonny did not need to be body slammed and possibly raped by a ten year old. He crawled closer to Ryoko and tried to hide under her dress. It was about a rational reaction as hiding in a closet during a fire but Sonny had very little ration left after the last half hour or so. "Sorry Sonny I already got your fries but I'll try again later if you like." "Not you too. I can't get away and I know I can't stop anyone." Sonny was actually starting to cry. Ryoko rubbed him on the head and tussled his hair, "There there Sonny, don't worry Ryoko won't let the big bad babes get your fries." < Hey Washu is right thought Ryoko it is kind of like having a pet > "Hey does this mean I have to start growing potatoes too. Ryo-ohki might be upset." Tenchi had already moved on to more practical matters. He had long since come to expect the strangeness of life with the girls. Besides, at least Kiyune and Mihoshi might leave him alone now, or at least when they wanted fries. Tenchi wondered < I hope I don't have to kiss him to get any fries. Ick > "Now Tenchi. Our new friend has some more practical problems. You know how the girls get when they have their minds set on something. Even Ayeka is sharing french fries and vodka shots with Kiyune and Mihoshi, You can understand his predicament. Can't you" "Of course grandfather. At least I'm not stuck to Ryoko for good. I'll grow some potatoes." "And I'll make an instant french fry cooker/teleporter so he can keep them off of him." "Hey what's wrong with being stuck to Ryoko all the time my Tenchi." Ryoko said as she floated across the room into Tenchi's lap. Sonny was dragged along behind her. The trip wasn't so bad until he got caught on the lamp which Tenchi had saved from falling earlier. Then the lamp broke on him as a fish bowl broke across him from the table. Sonny was rather shocked by the result. As the smell of ozone filled the air Washu spoke. "I guess it wasn't such a good idea rewiring the house into the 100 gigawatt range. I'm sorry Sonny." Sasami, "Is the fish ok?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------- End of Ryoko's New Pet Part 1 - Is He House Broken?