Tenchi Muyo! and all of the characters in this fan fiction are owned by AIC and Pioneer. I own nothing, except for the story. Please, don't sue me! Sorry for the long delay in writing this fic. ********************************************************* PINK - part three written by: jim jurai ***** Tenchi's Room... Tenchi was lying on his bed crying into his tear soaked pillow. "My dad hates me," Tenchi wailed. "He thinks I'm a little pussy." Knock Knock Knock... Sasami tapped on Tenchi's bedroom door. "Tenchi, I've come to get your breakfast tray." Tenchi quickly dried his tears. "Come in, Sasami," Tenchi murmured. "Hi Tenchi," Sasami smiled as she entered the room. "Oh NO! What happened?" Sasami gasped when she noticed Tenchi's bacon and eggs on the floor. "Ryoko," Tenchi sighed. This one word answer was sufficient for Sasami to understand. *** Ayeka & Sasami's Room... Princess Ayeka was very busy fitting into her brand new dress, which she had purchased in order to entice Tenchi. "I shall demonstrate my love for Lord Tenchi," Ayeka thought to herself as she gazed into a mirror. "I will do whatever it takes to win Tenchi, even if my moral values are sacrificed in the process. Hopefully my training in the arts of seduction will serve me well." *** Tenchi's Room... "Sasami, you don't have to clean up that mess," Tenchi insisted. "I don't mind, Tenchi," Sasami replied. The young princess got on her knees, and began cleaning the floor. "Thank you," Tenchi said as he stared at Sasami's cute little butt. "What am I doing?" Tenchi thought to himself. "You haven't eaten anything all day have you Tenchi?" Sasami looked over her shoulder at Tenchi as she picked the strips of bacon up off the floor. "No," Tenchi said while placing his hand over his empty stomach. "I'll go fix you something new to eat," Sasami grinned. "That would be nice," Tenchi smiled. "I'm starving." Knock Knock Knock... Ayeka tapped on Tenchi's bedroom door. "Excuse me Lord Tenchi, but I must speak with you," Ayeka announced. "Come in, Lady Ayeka," Tenchi answered. "Oh Sasami, I didn't know you were visiting with Lord Tenchi," Ayeka was disappointed when she saw her little sister. "WOW!" Sasami smiled. "Where did you get that terrific outfit?" "I'll tell you later," Ayeka blushed. "I would like to speak with Lord Tenchi in private." "But I'm cleaning Tenchi's room," Sasami pouted. "Sasami, Please!" Ayeka growled. "Okay," Sasami stood up and walked toward the door. "I'll be back later with a very special dinner for you Tenchi." "Thank you, Sasami," Ayeka whispered to her sister as she left the room. "Finally, I'm all alone with Lord Tenchi." "What do you want to speak to me about, Lady Ayeka?" Tenchi became very nervous when he noticed Ayeka's sexy outfit. Ayeka couldn't help but chuckle when she looked at Tenchi's pink leg cast. Not because she liked seeing Tenchi in pain, but because she had a perfect opportunity to seduce him. "Is something funny?" Tenchi asked. The look on Ayeka's face made Tenchi sweat. "Nothings funny," Ayeka assured the object of her desire. "As a matter of fact, I come to you with great seriousness." "Seriousness," Tenchi didn't like the sound of that. "Yes," Ayeka replied as she advanced toward Tenchi's bed making sure to look extra sexy as she walked. "How do you like my new dress, Lord Tenchi?" Ayeka stood next to Tenchi's bed and posed seductively. "It's nice," Tenchi gulped. "Very silky." "I bought it just for you Tenchi," Ayeka spoke with a passionate voice. "Can I tell you a secret Lord Tenchi?" "Yea," Tenchi began to shiver. Ayeka bent over and giggled into Tenchi's ear, "I'm not wearing any panties." "You're not," Tenchi muttered and his nose began to bleed. "Oh Tenchi, let me get something for that," Ayeka ran to the bathroom to get a tissue. *** The Masaki Shrine Steps... A very exhausted Noboyuki slowly climbed up the winding stairway, which led to the Masaki Shrine. "Dang, I'm tired," Noboyuki grunted out of breathe. "How the hell does Yosho climb up and down this hill every day." After finally reaching the top, Noboyuki collapsed onto the ground gasping for air. *** The Masaki Shrine... "Let me see that," Kiyone said as she put her pants on and grabbed the tape which Ryoko was holding. "There's a VCR in the shrine." Mihoshi and Ryoko followed the very upset galaxy policewoman into the shrine. "This is going to be good!" Ryoko chuckled mischievously. Yosho cautiously crept from his hiding place after the girls disappeared into the shrine. "Oh man, I think I'll get the hell out of this damn place. There's no telling what might be on that tape." Just at that moment, Yosho noticed Noboyuki lying on the ground next to the shrine steps. Yosho ran over to his son-in-law to get information. Noboyuki was still exhausted from the climb when Yosho helped him to his feet. "Listen Noboyuki," Yosho shook his son-in-law. "What's on that tape that Ryoko gave to Kiyone?" "I don't know what you're talking about old man," Noboyuki insisted. "But I have one hell of a good secret to tell you about Tenchi." "We don't have time to talk about the dumb ass son of yours. Ryoko had a tape that she wanted Kiyone and Mihoshi to see for some reason," Yosho explained excitedly. "You haven't been making home movies again have you?" "Don't worry old man," Noboyuki finally had enough strength to stand on his own two feet without Yosho's assistance. "What's on that tape?" Yosho questioned. "All I know is," Noboyuki spoke as he dusted his clothes. "The last home movie that I made is broken." *** Tenchi's Room... Tenchi lay nervously in his bed, "Oh crap, what the heck is Ayeka up to? If it wasn't for this cast I would get the hell out of this damn place." Tenchi pulled the covers up to his chin, "She probably knows about my secret." Tenchi began to shiver, "I shouldn't have taken them!" Ayeka suddenly appeared at the doorway. "I need to tell you something Tenchi," the princess announced as she glided gracefully across the room and reached Tenchi a tissue. Tenchi's hand shook as he tried to wipe his nose. "What do you want to tell me, Lady Ayeka?" Tenchi shuttered. "Lord Tenchi," Ayeka spoke softly. "This is very difficult, but I must get it out into the open." "Oh no," Tenchi began to sweat violently. "She knows! I wish I could get out of this bed and run." "Lord Tenchi," Ayeka whispered. "I love you, I have loved you since the first moment I saw you." Ayeka bowed her head, and waited for Tenchi's response. "That's all," Tenchi let out a sigh of relief. "Oh boy, you really had me scared there for a moment." Ayeka turned red with rage. "That's it! That's the response I get from you after spilling my heart out." "Why are you so upset?" Tenchi was confused. "I guess my mother was right," Ayeka frowned as she put on a more determined appearance. "Mother always told me that there are only two ways for a woman to get a man to love her." Tenchi was startled by Ayeka's new demeanor, "Ayeka, are you alright?" "Yes Tenchi, I'm alright," Ayeka licked her lips as she crawled onto Tenchi's bed. "Because now I know that there are only two ways to make you love me. I either fuck you hard or I fuck you harder." *** Inside the Masaki Shrine... Kiyone put the videotape into the VCR and pressed the play button. Ryoko couldn't wait to see the girls' reactions. Both were startled by what they saw on the television screen. "What in the name of HELL!!!" Kiyone shouted. "Oh My!" Mihoshi placed her hands over her mouth. Ryoko couldn't help but laugh out loud. "You girls have been keeping me out of the loop. That looks like some good damn fun," Ryoko slapped Mihoshi on the back. Mihoshi blushed, while Kiyone erupted in anger. "That no good fucking piece of slime shit, NOBOYUKI!" Kiyone gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. "No wonders He wanted me and Mihoshi to stay in his room, while He slept on the couch." "You know, Kiyone," Ryoko grinned. "I think I saw Noboyuki outside just before we entered the shrine." Kiyone began to smile, "Go Get Him. Bring Him to Me." "And what about Yosho?" Ryoko asked. "I'll take care of Yosho later." Ryoko happily tele-ported from the room, leaving Mihoshi and Kiyone with the television. "Look Kiyone," Mihoshi suddenly cheered as she stared at the T.V. "My pink panties are on the floor beside the bed." "What?" Kiyone looked at the television. "Oh no," Mihoshi sobbed. "I can't see them now, because my ass is blocking the view." Mihoshi walked over to the T.V. and got on her knees. "See, there they are," Mihoshi pointed at the screen every time her ass moved. *** Outside the Masaki Shrine... "I can tell you one thing," Yosho warned his son-in-law. "I'm not getting in trouble for something you've done. I didn't even get to watch the fucking tape." "Don't worry," Noboyuki grinned. "The tape they're watching probably doesn't have anything to do with us. It's probably footage from the camera Washu secretly installed in Tenchi's room." Yosho was surprised, "Washu has spy cameras?" "Where do you think I got the camera that's in my room," Noboyuki replied. "Interesting!" Ryoko suddenly appeared out of thin air and grabbed Noboyuki by the shirt collar. "Holy Shit and Damn!" Yosho shouted when he saw the cyan haired demoness. "I'm getting the blue HELL out of here!" Yosho ran into the forest as fast as his feet would carry him. "Father!" Noboyuki cried. "Don't leave me. !!PLEASE!!" "Quiet!" Ryoko commanded. "Now why don't you tell me all about this Washu spy camera business." "!!!OH CRAP!!!" Noboyuki sweat dropped. *** In the Kitchen... Princess Sasami was busy making a very special dinner for Tenchi when Washu suddenly appeared. "Sasami," Washu interrupted. "Have you seen Ryoko? I need a guinea pig for my latest experiment." "I haven't seen Ryoko since she took the video tape that you fixed for me, Miss Washu?" Sasami answered while continuing with her work. "So Ryoko has the video tape. No time to worry about that," Washu mumbled to herself. "I must hurry and find a substitute, or else my experiment won't work. I can't get Tenchi into my lab with his injury, and I can't find Ryoko." Washu glanced in the direction of the young princess, "No, out of the question. She's much to young and helpless." "Miya, Miya, Miya..," Ryo-ohki sang happily as she ate a big juicy carrot underneath the kitchen table. "Well, well, well," Washu smiled as she looked underneath the table. "You should work perfectly!" *** Tenchi's Room... Ayeka pressed her voluptuous boobs against Tenchi's bare chest. "Do you like that?" Ayeka kissed Tenchi on the lips. "Ayeka, Please!" Tenchi squirmed. "What's got into you?" Ayeka stared at Tenchi with a smile, "I'm making the first move." Ayeka grabbed Tenchi's zipper. "No Ayeka, Stop!" Tenchi screamed and swung his arm to slap the princess. Ayeka caught Tenchi's hand, "I am wary of your tactics Lord Tenchi. My determination shall not be hindered by your efforts to stop me." "Oh shit," Tenchi gulped. Ayeka unzipped Tenchi's pants and forcefully pulled them down to his knees. Ayeka was shocked by what she saw. "Oh my!" Ayeka gasped as she crawled backwards off the bed. "Oh no," Tenchi began to cry. Ayeka slowly stepped away from the bed and fell to her knees. "I can't believe. You're wearing...," Ayeka murmured before passing out on the floor. *** The Masaki Shrine... "Will you turn that shit off," Kiyone yelled at her partner. "But Kiyone," Mihoshi whimpered. "There are my pink panties lying on the floor. Can't I just look at them for a little while longer, besides maybe the tape will show what happened to them." Kiyone turned her back to the T.V. and rubbed the side of her head with her hand. "You can at least press the mute button," Kiyone commanded. "Where the fuck is Ryoko and that puddle of frog piss Noboyuki." "Here the fuck we are," Ryoko appeared out of thin air holding Noboyuki upside down by the feet. "Put me down!" Noboyuki cried in terror. Ryoko dropped the perverted patriarch on his head. "OUCH!" Noboyuki sobbed. Kiyone walked over to the cowering middle-aged man, and pressed her foot against his testicles. "So you don't mind sleeping on the couch, while Mihoshi and I spend the night in your room," Kiyone gritted her teeth as she applied pressure to Noboyuki's sensitive area. "I ought to twist it off at the root and hang it out to dry!" Kiyone twisted her foot back and forth with great force. "Hate to leave in the middle of so much fun," Ryoko interrupted. "But I have to speak with Washu," Ryoko tele-ported from the room. "Okay, Mister Pervert," Kiyone grabbed Noboyuki by the shirt collar and lifted him up from the floor. "Do you mind explaining this tape?" Noboyuki nervously looked at the television screen. Without thinking Noboyuki began to smile, "My tape! Someone fixed my tape! How wonderful!" Kiyone was not impressed by this expression of joy. The galaxy policewoman threw the happy porn lover into the corner of the room. "Stop grinning, or I'll bust a cap in your sorry ass!" "Look Kiyone!" Mihoshi shouted with excitement as she grabbed the VCR remote control and pressed the rewind button. "Someone stole my pink panties." "What are you talking about this time, Airhead?" Kiyone was annoyed with her ditzy partner and her pink panty obsession. "Just look," Mihoshi pressed the play button. At the edge of the screen a hand appeared and grabbed the pink panties that were lying on the bedroom floor. Kiyone scratched her chin. "That looked like the hand of a very young man. That means that only one person could have taken Mihoshi's pink panties." Kiyone walked over to her blonde partner, "Do you still have the panties that you took away from me?" "Yes," Mihoshi answered as she reached the pink panties to Kiyone. "Okay, you lust consumed prick bastard," Kiyone stood over a terrified Noboyuki. "Where did Yosho get these pink panties? I know that you are some how responsible." Kiyone threw the panties onto Noboyuki's lap. Noboyuki examined the panties carefully. "These panties belonged to my wife, Achika." "You had me wearing a dead woman's panties!" Kiyone exploded. *** Tenchi's Room... "Tenchi, its dinnertime," Sasami announced as she entered the room. Tenchi was cowering underneath his blanket, but once he heard the word dinner Tenchi joyfully poked his head out from under the sheets. "Thank you, Sasami," Tenchi's mouth watered. Tenchi grabbed the tray from Sasami's hands and started eating in a mad rush. "You were really hungry, weren't you Tenchi," Sasami laughed. "Yup," Tenchi mumbled between bites. Sasami was about to leave the room when she noticed Ayeka curled up in a fetal position in the corner of the room. "Oh no, not again," Sasami gasped. "Ayeka, are you alright?" "Pink panties," Ayeka spoke while unconscious. "Wearing pink panties." "Tenchi, What happened to Ayeka?" Sasami asked. "Can't talk, eating," Tenchi grumbled with a full mouth. "I had better go and get Washu," Sasami said as she exited the room. *** In the Forest, Next to the Masaki Estate... Yosho was busy hacking his way through the dense forest undergrowth. "Dang, those anime babes are freaking psycho," Yosho perspired as He swung his wooden training sword, and knocked over the tall weeds, which blocked his path. "I'm staying away from the shrine for a couple of days, and give everyone enough time to settle down. This is all Noboyuki's fault." *** Washu's Lab... "Don't fret, this isn't going to hurt," Washu consoled Ryo-ohki as she placed a metal collar around the cabbit's neck. "Not much anyway," Washu quipped as she attached a very heavy chain to the collar. "Miya," Ryo-ohki squirmed because of the discomfort that the collar caused. "Okay, that should be sufficient enough," Washu said as she pressed a button, which caused a transparent energy shield to surround Ryo-ohki. "Now all I have to do is pull this lever." "What do you think your doing, Washu?" A voice suddenly interrupted. "Just as I promised," Washu chuckled. "I'm pulling the plug on your lemony aspirations." "Yeah right," the voice spoke with a sarcastic tone. "Yeah right, is damn right," Washu laughed hysterically. "You loose KAGATO!" "What? How the hell?" Kagato was in a state of shock, "How do you know all of this? How did you discover my identity?" "No time for the third degree," Washu wrapped her fingers around the lever. "Washu," Ryoko suddenly interrupted the scientist before she could pull the lever. "I have a question for you." "To many intrusions!" Washu growled. "Ryoko, how many times do I have to tell you to keep out of my lab," Washu frowned as she adjusted her headgear. "Especially tele- porting in here unannounced." "Listen Washu," Ryoko replied. "I just found out that you keep spy camera's in Tenchi's bedroom." "Just cut to the chase and make your point," Washu rolled her eyes. "I want you to hand over the video tapes," Ryoko let out a devilish grin. "I want to see some video footage of Tenchi's bare naked ass and other extremities." "Come here Ryoko," Washu motioned for her daughter to come closer. "I want you to try on my special headgear for a moment." "Sure," Ryoko was a bit confused but played along anyway. "If it will get me those Tenchi tapes." "Don't do it, Ryoko!" Kagato shouted. "It's a trap." "What the hell?" Ryoko looked around the room. "I'm hearing that damn voice again." "Put on the cap," Washu insisted. "Then you can have all of my spy camera footage." "Ryoko, I command you not to put on that cap!" The voice insisted. Ryoko placed her hands over her face. "Must not wear Washu's special cap." "Fight it Ryoko," Washu demanded and held up a videotape. "Or else, no Tenchi nudity for you." "Must have spy camera tape," Ryoko couldn't resist the tape, so she reached for Washu's special cap. "Not this one," Washu slapped Ryoko's hand away. "This one," Washu gave Ryoko a different cap, which was lying on the lab table. "What's so special about these damn caps?" Ryoko grudgingly placed the cap on her head. "Looks more like an iron cooking kettle to me." "I admit that they're not very stylish or fashionable. However, these caps will give us control over our own thoughts and actions," Washu explained. "Thereby, leaving our tormentor powerless." "Tormentor?" Ryoko was very confused. "The voice you just heard belongs to our old fiendish nemesis Kagato," Washu informed her clueless daughter. "KAGATO!" Ryoko looked around the room in a panic, "Where the hell is he?" "I see that you have your mind under control now," Washu was delighted. "Where's Kagato?" Ryoko tele-ported from one end of the lab to other searching for the villain. "You won't find him in here," Washu replied. "Not yet anyway." "Washu, this sure ain't making a hell of a lot of sense," Ryoko crossed her arms and stared at the little genius. "You will feel differently now that you're wearing the special headgear. You'll feel smarter and less prone to perverse thought," Washu explained. "These caps have a special lining filled with sensors and dense amounts of lead which neutralizes Kagato's controlling abilities." "You're saying that Kagato has been controlling all of our thoughts and actions," Ryoko was trying to understand. "This headgear that you invented allows you and me to think clearly. Without Kagato's mind control." "That is correct," Washu smiled. "Whatever you say," Ryoko said sarcastically. "But I still want those tapes." "You'll get the damn tapes," Washu shouted. "Just one more thing," Ryoko smirked. "You're forgetting something. Kagato is DEAD! Dead as a fucking door nail. So much for your theory." "Kagato is working his magic from beyond the grave," Washu said as she walked toward the big lever positioned in the middle of the lab. "I'm going to bring him back." "What? Are you flipping out!" Ryoko gasped when she noticed Ryo-ohki behind the energy shield tied up with a collar and chain. "What are you doing to Ryo-ohki?" "In order to bring a soul into this reality," Washu spoke as she placed her hand on the lever for the second time. "There must be a body for that soul to inhabit during its visitation." To Be Continued... *** Author: Thanks for reading. Washu: You've got to be kidding. Spy camera tapes, pink cotton panties, a cabbit in chains, and iron kettle caps that protect the wearer from mind control. This fic must end now! Author: Sorry Washu, but this story shall continue. Washu: Unquestionably unacceptable. E-Mail: jimjurai@yahoo.com