"No Need To Stay": A Tenchi Universe Fanfic with lemon thrown in. Hiya Everybody! Pbaer41@yahoo.com here, with my first ever Tenchi Fanfic. Why you say? Because there are 4 hot babes on the original, 5 on the TV, and 6 on Tokyo (I don't count Sasami, sorry). I'm setting the following story in the Tenchi Universe timeline (I know I know, the Muyo! rocks, but I'm a sucker for the Miho-Kiyo partnership. There is lemon in this fic, but there's also a story.... a long story Send me some comments at Pbaer41@yahoo.com I'd love to hear from you. "No Need To Stay" It had been a year since they had all returned to him; and Tenchi Masaki was as happy as one possibly could be with two women fighting a war over him, one waiting a couple more years before she'd become a goddess and win him, one mad scientist who wanted a "sample" Tenchi didn't want to think about, an overly ambitious police officer, and her clumsy and dimwitted partner. Add to that a father who was truly hentai, and a grandfather preparing Tenchi to someday become the ruler of the universe.... a peaceful moment alone was a rarity and cherished. This was one of those rare moments. Tenchi stood alone in front of the Masaki Shrine, wooden sword in hand. Usually his grandfather would be standing nearby watching while one or two girls would be trying to get his attention away from his practicing. As Tenchi went through the motions, he felt a pair of eyes gazing at him. Without stopping he called out over his shoulder. "Good Morning Ryoko, I'm surprised you're up this early," he called out to the former space pirate. He frowned as she was suddenly clinging to him. Maybe if he hadn't said anything she'd have just watched for a while. Probably not. "Hi Tenchi! My you're working hard.... why don't we take a bath?" she asked, a nasty sort of grin appearing on her face. "RYOKO! You KNOW I have to keep training... and besides, I'd rather not have Aeka kill one of us!" "Oh Tenchi you do care!" she exclaimed as she hugged him tightly. Suddenly she let go, looking up to the sky. "Isn't that a galaxy police starship?" Tenchi followed her gaze... she was right. A slightly larger version of Kiyone and Mihoshi's ship was preparing to land on the lake outside the Masaki house. "I have a bad feeling about this Ryoko". ********** Ten minutes later Tenchi, Ryoko, Sasami, Aeka, Ryo-oki, and Yosho were sitting in the living room across from a rather attractive young man in his mid twenties wearing a Galaxy Police uniform and carrying a briefcase. After complimenting Sasami on the tea, he got down to business. "I am sorry to disturb all of you, but I'm here on official and necessary business". "Just who are you?" Aeka asked. "And what do you want?" "My name, Princess Aeka of Jurai, is Inspector Drake, and I'd rather wait for the rest of your group to arrive before I get to that," he spoke in a soft yet firm voice. The fact that he knew everyone's name and origin bothered Yosho... especially since he had fought to keep his identity a secret from the GP. A few minutes passed before Kiyone and Mihoshi returned from patrol. Before Kiyone could salute her fellow officer, Mihoshi plopped next to him and introduced herself. A quick pop on the head and an apology later, Kiyo and Miho were standing at attention and introduced themselves to Drake. At the mention of his name, Kiyone's face dropped. "Drake... Jon Drake... from the HQ?" "Formally from HQ Kiyone. I'm now heading up a new division... wait, where is Washu?" "Right here! Sorry I'm late, but I do have a busy schedule!" Washu said cheerfully as she sat next to Sasami and smiled at Drake. "Why hello there". Drake smiled back and stood up, removed a notepad from his briefcase and cleared his throat. "Thank you all for waiting... as I said before, my name is Inspector Drake, and I'm here on official Galaxy Police business. I've just received a new position here on Earth. Times are changing in this part of the universe. In a joint effort with Jurai and the Galaxy Police, plans have been made to slowly introduce the humans on this planet to, as they so lovely refer to us, aliens." Everyone in the room stared at Drake in wonder. "Due to your service here in this solar system and your obvious knowledge of the area, Mihoshi and Kiyone will be transferred to our offices in Washington, D.C. in America with a slight raise in salary of course". "Do you know what this means Mihoshi?" "YEAH! We get to date American guys!" After everyone got up from the floor, Drake continued. "As I've said, we're preparing this planet. One of our first concerns is the rather large number of aliens who live here without difficulty. Something has to be done, so certain rules have been handed down". Drake cleared his throat before reading directly from the notepad. "Those not of the planet Earth without direct permission from either the Juria Royal Council or the Galaxy police, or those who are not married to or children of humans or those with direct permission are NOT allowed on this planet. Period". Most of them frowned. Aeka couldn't help but cheering. "So long Ryoko! Goodbye Washu! Have a safe journey to wherever but here..." Aeka was interrupted by Drake. ".... Also, by direct order from the royal council, Princesses Aeka and Sasami's permission has been revoked and they are ordered to return home, effective tomorrow. Prince Yosho can stay as long as he chooses, though his.... Umm... mommy misses him". Aeka's face dropped to the floor. Sasami began to cry as Tenchi put his arm around her. Yosho frowned as he noticed Washu giggling. "That's impossible... why would they do that?" "Apparently you ran away, and this was the easiest way to bring you home. You can't avoid your responsibilities forever Princess Aeka. Tomorrow a Juridian Transport will arrive for the two of you... and for the other two of you, a ship will arrive to bring you to the nearest space station. Ummm... Yosho Masaki?" Yosho looked up. "Yes Inspector Drake, what is it?" "I was wondering if my ship could remain docked on your lake until tomorrow, I need to recharge the engines... would that be all right?" "Why yes, I suppose so". "Fine, thank you sir, I will see you all tomorrow". With that he bowed, turned, and left for his ship. ******** The rest of the day was a sad one. Sasami was heartbroken. Ryoko was furious. Washu was annoyed. Aeka was depressed. Kiyo and Miho were happy about their new jobs, but were sorry to leave their friends... of course; they didn't have to leave the planet. And what about Tenchi? He didn't know what to feel. He leaned back against the roof of his house, staring into space. It wasn't fair. He would be losing everyone! He couldn't believe it.... And suddenly he made a realization, along with Ryoko, Aeka, Sasami, and Washu... aliens married to a human or someone with direct permission could stay! "OH NO!" Tenchi cried. "What's wrong?" Mihoshi asked as she and Kiyone climbed out to join him on the roof. It was a common nightly ritual to sit and talk while Ryoko and Aeka argued. "Well, besides the fact I have to say goodbye to everyone, I may be forced to MARRY one of them to keep them on the planet!" "Oh," Kiyone said, nodding. "The marriage clause huh? Yeah, if any one of them was even engaged to you they could stay... as long as you marry within a year. I'm sure they all have figured it out by now". "Oh my... a wedding? That's so beautiful!" Mihoshi cried out. "But who's getting married?!?" "No one's getting married!" Tenchi screamed. "At least... I don't think. Oh I don't know I can never make a decision!" Both girls nodded. They knew how hard it had been for him dealing with Aeka and Ryoko's less than subtle advances. "Tenchi, I know that you love everyone in this house. I also know that you love someone here in a completely different way than everyone else. Mihoshi and I really care about you, but we're not asking to marry you..." Tenchi looked at both of them with some surprise as Mihoshi nodded and Kiyone continued. "You've said before that you think of Sasami as a little sister and Washu as a rather bizarre mother figure. So it comes right down to Aeka and Ryoko. It's always come down to them". "Yeah! So who do you want to marry Tenchi? One or the other!" "I don't know! I mean, I love both of them, and if I chose one I'll lose the other!" Kiyone frowned, whispering: "And if you don't chose one you'll lose both. You know in your heart that you have to do this. You're too sweet Tenchi: you knew if you finally shared your feelings one girl would probably leave.... but you have to do something or everyone'll be gone! Sure, we'll see each other during vacations and maybe you could take a semester of school in Washington... but if you don't do something tonight you'll regret it forever... go to her Tenchi..." ********** Tenchi Masaki knew what he had to do. Doing it was the problem. He couldn't get out of his room to do it! Blocking his door were Aeka's Guardians, with strict orders to not let Tenchi out or Ryoko in. They had created a force field specifically designed to block Ryoko's power to phase through walls. Tenchi banged on his door in frustration. "Let me out! This is my house!" "We cannot Lord Tenchi," they replied. "Princess Aeka will be here to see you shortly. Please wait until then". Damn Aeka, Tenchi thought. She never left things up to him. She'd probably come in and attempt to convince him to propose or worse yet, come to Jurai with her and Sasami. He needed to get out of the room! A small cry made he turn in surprise. He walked to his window and saw Ryo-oki floating. "Ryo-oki! You've saved the day!" The cabbit meowed in happiness as she flew in and landed on Tenchi's head. "Ryo-oki... fly me out the window and down to the ground... quietly!" Two carrots later, Tenchi was on the grass outside his home and Ryo-oki was munching happily. He turned to the lake and noticed Kiyone and Mihoshi's ship was docked next to the Inspector's and the three officers were chatting. "Oh no!" Tenchi cried. "How am I supposed to go to her room if Aeka's guardians are upstairs! They'll see me right away!" Suddenly he knew. He didn't like the idea, but he'd do it. Tenchi silently entered through the front door and inched his way towards the door to Washu's lab. He never liked going in there, but this was important. ".... so I need to see her but I can't go upstairs. Can you help?" "Well," Washu thought for a second. "Oh course I can! I am after all the Greatest Scientist of all time!" Washu typed a few commands on her holographic keyboard and suddenly a door to Tenchi's left appeared. "Just walk through this door and you'll be there. Hurry and go, I still have work to do.... and I think it's about time I had a talk with someone". "Thank you Little Washu!" Tenchi said as he bowed. Then he turned and walked through the door... and walked right into her. "Tenchi! How'd you get in here!" "Washu..." "Enough said. I'm so glad you're here!" "Ryoko.... I... I..." "Yes Tenchi?" Her golden eyes were shinning with hope and longing. She had been crying for most of the day, which was truly unlike her. The very thought of leaving him crushed her completely... but here he was. "I ummm... well that is... I wanted to tell you... I... " Why couldn't he just say it? What the hell was wrong with him? Here he was with the woman he loved, who he longed for for so long. He wanted to cry out to her... to ask her to marry him and be with him forever! Why couldn't he say it? "Tenchi... just say it... whatever it is. Just tell me". "Ryoko I love you! I've been in love with you for a long damn time and I can't bear to think of you leaving tomorrow. Please stay and be with me, and... and...." Tenchi had more to say, but was stopped by a pair of the softest lips in the universe. Her passion was amazing and literally took his breath away. They kissed for ages before Tenchi needed air. "Oh my Tenchi! I knew this day would come... of course I want to be with you forever... but what about those pesky Galaxy Police? They don't want me here!" "Well... you could stay... if within the year you ummm... married me," Tenchi barely whispered as he handed over a small, yet beautiful ring with a tiny diamond in the center surrounded three rubies forming a triangle around it. "My grandfather gave this to my grandmother... and on the day my mother died my father gave me this ring and told me that someday I'd meet a woman and know right away this belonged on her finger... I never knew what he meant till now". Ryoko, for the first time in her long life was speechless. She'd always known she'd be with him... but this was a surprise. "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me Tenchi Masaki. You've changed me in ways you'll never know. I am who I am today because of you. Of course I'll marry you!" Tears filled both their eyes as Tenchi slowly slid the engagement ring onto Ryoko's finger. Of COURSE, this also had to be the moment when Aeka smashed down the door and burst into Ryoko's room. "Ryoko!! Get away from Lord Tenchi this instant! I don't know how you kidnapped him out of his room but this is unforgive...." Aeka screamed, until she noticed what Tenchi was doing. "T... Tenchi?" "Aeka! Ryoko didn't kidnap me! I came here willingly, which was pretty difficult considering the fact that I was trapped in my room!" "I am sorry Lord Tenchi... I was only trying to protect you... but what's going on here? What could you say to this space pirate?" Before he could answer Ryoko had wrapped herself around him and flashed a triumphant grin. "Well Aeka, Tenchi just proposed to me... and I of course accepted!" Aeka's face dropped through the floor. "I'm sorry Aeka... I wanted to tell you tomorrow but..." "How... how could this be? HOW COULD YOU?!?!" Aeka screamed as she raced at Ryoko. "This is all your fault! You tricked him or something! Prepare to be reacond with!" Before she could reach her target, Tenchi slid in front of Ryoko and stared directly into the eyes of Aeka. "Aeka... stop right there. This is my choice, my decision. I finally had to choose, and while I'm sorry I have to hurt you, someone had to get hurt... that's the problem with love triangles, that one extra person who has to suffer. I love you Aeka, but we both know my love for you was never anything more than friendship and a deep respect". Tenchi was speaking his mind! The fact that he had finally, FINALLY, made a choice gave him the confidence to speak from the heart. It was all he could do. "Respect my wishes and be happy for me... and Ryoko. The only thing you two have fought about all this time was me, so I hope that now that this is over, you two can find a way to be friends. But don't you for one second think attacking my fiancee will make any difference". Aeka was stunned. Ryoko was too. Tenchi had never spoken so freely. It was a huge eye opener to both of them. Tears flowed freely down Aeka's cheeks, though she tried hard to hold them back. "You've.... You've never spoken to me like that. Ever". "Yes I have... you've just chose not to hear me till now. Ryoko acted the same way... it didn't seem to matter to either of you what my feeling were. It took Inspector Drake forcing me to choose to finally end this. And I'm sorry I lead you on and gave you hope... I... I just never wanted to hurt you Aeka". She nodded as she turned and walked away. "You will regret this decision Lord Tenchi. I know it. And when you realize your mistake, I may not be there waiting anymore". And with that, she was gone. Ryoko floated over and picked up the fallen door. "We won't have much privacy here". "Would you ummm... like to spend the night in my room?" Before he had even finished the questioned he realized he was lying in his own bed with Ryoko. "Huh? Oh... guess they took down the shield". "Nope... went through the window... dummies!" Ryoko let out a giggle as she fingered Tenchi's chest lightly. "Tenchi?" "Yes?" "This is going to make you angry...." Ryoko started as she floated off his bed. "But.... I WON, I WON, WON! I won and she lost... oh yeah, go me, woo-hoo!" she continued as she danced around the room like some sort of bizarre cheerleader. Tenchi should have been furious, but the sight of her prancing around made him burst out laughing. She took notice and floated over to him, wrapping her long arms around him in an embrace. "I love you". "I love you, too". They kissed again, with the same passion as before. But this time Tenchi's body wasn't frozen in shock. His hands knew what to do as roamed her back, fingers running through her cyan hair and over her silk house kimono. Unexpectedly, Ryoko phased out of her clothes and Tenchi came into VERY close contact with a very naked fiancee. "Hey... I wanted to take them off... you have to have a little patience with me... it's a wonder my nose hasn't exploded". "Sorry, but I couldn't wait anymore! I want to be with you so badly... and yer not bleeding because you're not embarrassed or being a voyeur. Tenchi, this body is yours for the taking. Enjoy it, treat it right, and I'll blow your mind!" As she slowly stood before him, he took in every curse of her body... everything from the huge breasts he had dreamed about down to the tiny cyan hairs she obviously trimmed. "You're beautiful... so damn beautiful!" he whispered as he pulled her back down on the bed, and tentatively cupped her right breast in his hand. A soft moan escaped her lips as he grew a little bolder and explored her body more. After almost 15 minutes he was staring directly into her sex. It smelled wonderful... like... there was nothing to compare it to. He saw wetness there and it made him smile. He was pleasing her, but now he just stared. He had read a few of his father's mangas and had the general idea of oral sex, but had NO idea what to do next. "You're going to have to guide me... I'm kinda lost". She took his hand and slowly rubbed it around the outside of her sex. Then she pushed one finger inside of her and moaned louder than before. After she was sure he had picked up the rhythm, she let go of the hand and laid back enjoying the pleasure he was giving her. It had been SO long since someone had touched her this way, and although he lacked experience, his enthusiasm and their love made up for it. She was shocked when she felt a pair of lips slowly touched her nether lips. There was something to be said for instinct. And after a while she felt a tongue flick her clit. How the hell had he found it? Maybe the rumors about Juriadian men were true! Ryoko stopped pondering that particular thought as a wave of pleasure covered her body. Tenchi had added a third finger inside her, and she knew she was approaching a really good orgasm. Her pleasure crested as she called out his name and floated off the bed. It was all he could to stay connected to her as he suddenly found his mouth full of the sweetest substance known in the universe as far as he was concerned. As her panting subsided, he slid up next to her. "Are you sure you've never done that before?!?" "Did I do all right Ryoko?" She looked up at his surprised. Was he joking?!?! "You're too good to be true!" She hugged him tightly, and as she did she felt a familiar pressure on her leg. She kissed him softly as a hand slowly trailed down his body to the source of his obvious discomfort. She slowly, because she knew he as nervous (she figured once he got used to being naked with her the animal sex could begin), moved down the bed and slipped off his pants, coming face to face with it. "You know, I've peeked before... but it was never this big. I must be doing something right." He would have responded but he couldn't form words as a warm, wet mouth slid down over his penis. He could only pant and moaned as he was overcome with emotions and pleasure. She licked the head like a lollipop before slipping all 10 inches down her throat (Come on, like his personality attracted all those girls... he has to be huge... ). Tenchi lost all thought... all knowledge of the world around him. All he could think about was how amazing this feeling was. Like any teenager he had masturbated to the images of Ryoko or Aeka in the bath... or Mihoshi and Kiyone when they worked out in those cute little outfits... but this beautiful woman was making all his fantasies seem like nothing. He suddenly knew he was going to... he'd better warn her.. "I'm going to..." was all he could get out before he flooded her mouth. She smiled like a cat as she drank from him. "Oh Ryoko... oh wow... oh wow" He was spent and tired, and as she moved up next him on his bed, she noticed he was on the brink of sleep. She frowned for a second... she has wanted to do more, but there was plenty of time for that. They had the rest of their lives together. That thought turned her frown into a satisfied grin as she too succumbed to sleep, and for the first time in a long while, she slept peacefully. The sounds of two people doing things together for the first time did not escape the ears of one scientist, who was standing in the kitchen drinking a cup of tea. "Looks like everything worked out there. Its about damn time". "So you know as well". Washu was startled by the voice as she turned to see Yosho standing next to her. "Young Tenchi has finally chosen a bride. And while I wish them happiness, it will not be easy". "With Ryoko's past and Aeka's broken heart, the Royal Court will have a tough time dealing with their future Emperor's partner... of course if a certain Prince put in a good word...". Yosho smiled down at his always scheming friend... and then he had to remind himself that friend wasn't the right word. "I guess I could put in a good word... after all, she does make him happy, and we must always fight for happiness... right Washu?" "Exactly... well, I think its time I set the commands to decompress my lab... I need a new place to set up shop, right Yosho?" "You know I can't let you leave.... " he whispered as he pulled her close to him and kissed her lips briefly. "Washu, there's an obvious way around the Galaxy Police's new regulations, but I'm sure you already know that." She winked at him as she took his hand and led him out of the kitchen and towards the door to her lab. "Of course I know how I can stay... why the hell would I EVER leave a man like you?" ******************* The tears flowed the next morning as Sasami made breakfast one last time. Tenchi's father, Yosho, and Washu were sitting comfortably in the living room chatting. Aeka had cried herself to sleep and was packing up her and Sasami's bedroom for the long trip home. Her first course of action was to convince her mother to allow her to return, and to somehow break up Ryoko and Tenchi. This was far from over. She decided for now at least she'd ignore that particular situation and have a nice meal with her family. Mihoshi and Kiyone walked through the front door, followed by a tired looking Inspector Drake. They had talked his ear off last night; telling stories of the Masaki gang and their adventures. Finally the partners went back to their apartment to pack and Drake was able to rest aboard his ship. Sasami walked in carrying a HUGE assortment of goodies. "Breakfast is ready everybody... but where's Ryoko and Tenchi?" Sasami wondered aloud as Aeka frowned and Washu and Yosho shared a knowing glance. Kiyone and Mihoshi whispered to each other. Was this a sign? And where were the two lovers? Well Ryoko had woken early and has spend her morning watching a very blissful Tenchi sleep. He looked so damn cute; Ryoko truly enjoyed just being near him and knowing that he wasn't going to kick her out. She looked out the window and realized that the last breakfast for the whole group would probably be served soon. God, she was going to miss Sasami's cooking. Suddenly an idea formed in Ryoko's mind. A great breakfast treat. Tenchi was having a great dream. It was a replay of the previous night, specifically his first blowjob. If she could have done any better, he'd probably have died. Suddenly Tenchi was awake and realized he hadn't just been remembering last night's events, he was experiencing it! He exploded into her mouth as he moaned her name hoarsely. Ryoko looked up at him. "Good morning lover. Sleep well?" "God you're amazing!" "Tenchi! Time for breakfast! Do you know where Ryoko is?" Sasami asked as she knocked on his door. Tenchi's eyes went wide when he realized he hadn't locked the door! "Yeah Sasami! We'll be down in a minute... umm, you guys start without us". Sasami turned and walked back downstairs. Did Tenchi say we? A few minutes later Ryoko and Tenchi walked hand in hand and sat with the group. "Everyone, Ryoko and I have an announcement. We're... we're getting married". Sasami and Mihoshi ran over and hugged Tenchi and Ryoko. Kiyone and Washu soon joined them. Yosho helped his son-in-law off the ground and they too joined in on the celebration. Inspector Drake sipped his tea. He had expected something like this... even if it turned out to be a meaningless marriage there was nothing he could do. He'd have to keep an eye on the space pirate though. Aeka sat silently. Washu walked over to Yosho and slipped her arms around his waist. "Should we tell them honey?" Everyone in the room looked over at them stunned. "Yosho and I have been seeing each other for a while now, and we've decided its time to make our relationship official," she continued. "Long story short," Yosho began, "Though I never thought I'd marry again, Washu has changed my mind... " Sasami and Mihoshi again ran over to hug the OTHER couple. Tenchi and his father were in total shock, as were Kiyone, Ryoko, and Aeka. Even Drake didn't think of the possibility of both Ryoko and Washu staying on the planet. "You should have a double wedding!" Mihoshi shouted as she went back and forth between Ryoko and Washu, hugging them tightly. Kiyone grinned from ear to ear. "That's actually a good idea! I hear royal weddings on Jurai are really beautiful!" So it was all over. Their lives together would never be the same. Aeka and Sasami returned to their home, to be followed shortly by Ryoko, Tenchi, Washu, and Yosho. Plans for the double wedding began immediately. After much discussion and pleading, Aeka finally agreed to be the Matron of Honor for both brides. Tenchi's father stepped in as the Best Man. Kiyone and Mihoshi got special permission from Head Quarters to attend the wedding, along with Inspector Drake, who was credited with bringing them all together. Sasami was obviously overjoyed by the reuniting of the group, and instantly agreed to be the flower girl. After a long and beautiful wedding, and three days worth of parties and festivities, Tenchi sat stood alone in the Throne Room looking at where he'd sit soon. His marriage carried a high price. He'd agreed to take the throne if all charges against his bride were dropped. Of course they agreed. Yosho had sweetened the deal by agreeing to be Tenchi's chief advisor and stay on Jurai as long as Tenchi needed him. "What are you thinking about?" Ryoko whispered in his ear, as she wrapped her arms around him. "Just wondering if I'm ready to rule the Universe. I mean... I haven't even seen most of my kingdom!" "That raises a good point young one," Yosho spoke as he and his new bride joined them. He stood before them in his true form (a young looking wife should have a young looking husband, or so Washu insisted) with a smile on his face. "Neither of us have plans for a honeymoon, now do we? I know it's only an Earth custom, but I'd become rather fond of Earth customs". Ryoko smiled a some-what evil grin. "Are you suggesting a tour of our future Emperor's Kingdom?" Yosho nodded and Ryoko hugged Tenchi tightly. "Oh Tenchi, we'll have so much fun!" So it was all decided: a yearlong honeymoon for the two couples. The Council was worried about their young emperor and his safety (but who was going to mess with the man who defeated Kagato and the most notorious space pirate in the galaxy?), so they sent along with them Kiyone and Mihoshi as an escort, along with Tenchi's new Guardians. Besides the fact that protecting the Emperor was a great honor and bumped them up to Lieutenant, Kiyo and Miho would get a chance to spend time with Tenchi's very cute (and in human form) Guardians. As the two ships left Jurai to begin a new adventure, Tenchi couldn't help but wish that Aeka and Sasami could come with them. But of course, there were already too many people along on a honeymoon, and Ryoko had that familiar look in her eyes.... But that's another story. So there it is, a VERY long story written by me, Pbaer41@yahoo.com Please send comments, questions, money, etc. My next fanfic will be posted sooner or later; I'll probably give my fingers a rest first.