Tenchi Muyo! and it's charachters are the property of Pioneer/AIC. So please don't sue me. I'm broke anyways, so the only thing you would ever get from me is 43 cents, a B/W television, and a 486 computer! Also, feel free to criticize, MST, and all that other crap! It's what I wrote this for, so that fellow readers can crumple it up, flush it down the toilet, go get it at the sewage plant, set it on fire, piss on the ashes, and bury it upside-down! Have a nice day! And remember, the stupidity and OOCness was purely intentional, I want this fic to stink! BTW, extreme violence ahead! Not for minors or the faint-hearted! ++++++++++++++++++ When we last left Tenchi, he had "lured" Washu back into her lab and Tenchi's all by himself. Little does Washu know, she is very close to death's door... ++++++++++++++++++ [Stupid 'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow, *knock, knock* sound] Episode ?: NO NEED TO SAY NO NEED, DAMMIT! (part two and conclusion) ++++++++++++++++++ Tenchi smiled at the weapon he held in his hand, and then started to examine it. He found a small switch on the side of the gun, right above the trigger, he pointed the gun away from himself and pressed the switch. A small indicator lit up on the back of the gun; it read "Energy cell --->100%". The 'fishing hook' at the end of the gun's 'barrel' slid out slightly and spread out. Tenchi thought as he went back to the operating table; he sat down and waited patiently for Washu to come back, with his new-found weapon in hand and hiding it behind him. After a few minutes, the door re-appeared and Tenchi held the gun out in front of him, ready to fire. Tenchi stared grimly at the door as it opened revealing Washu, wearing the nurse's outfit Tenchi recognized so well. He didn't even give her a chance to speak as he pulled the trigger and saw the Hook and it's prongs fly at Washu at an amazing speed. He could hear the skin breaking as the tiny prongs impaled themselves into the little redhead scientist's stomach. Washu shrieked in pain and dropped to her knees; she tried to reach down to pull the hook out, but it was too late. The little redhead was shaking uncontrollably, as thousands of volts of electricity were surging through her body; her clothes caught on fire and her flesh fried. Tenchi looked at the frying Washu and an evil, crazed toothy grin formed on Tenchi's face. Washu's skin was starting to swell and bubble up and explode in certain places. Blood was flying everywhere as Washu's charred flesh was bubbling up and exploding. Some blood hit Tenchi's face and he licked it up. Her eyes then swelled up and exploded; Tenchi laughed hysterically at this spectacle, then moments later, her head exploded spraying blood and brains everywhere. Moments later, the 'taser' went dead and Washu's lifeless corpse stopped shaking as it hit the ground with a sickening *thud*. Tenchi stopped and stared at the body; he suddenly felt rage rise up in him and he tore off one of Washu's arms and beat the body with it for a few minutes until he cooled off; Tenchi spit on Washu's body . He whistled merrily while walking out of the lab as if nothing had happened. When Tenchi got out of the lab he stood by the doorway. He suddenly felt disgusted at the things he has done. He staggers toward the kitchen, with the memories of the murders still very fresh in his mind. When he gets to the kitchen, the first thing he sees is Sasami's dead body lying on the floor, with the axe still stuck in her head. Tenchi drops down to his knees and he starts sobbing uncontrollably. Thought Tenchi as the tears rolled down his cheeks. Tsunami thought back to him. Tenchi shook in terror Tsunami's voice, even though not audible, seemed extremely angry. Tenchi could only close his eyes tightly and wait for his sentence. Nothing happened. He looked around...all was silent; he sighed in relief and drew the conclusion that he was just hallucinating. Tenchi sat up against the wall and relaxed, until he saw Sasami get up and charge toward him. Not even thinking about it, he ran upstairs and toward the end of the hall where he curled up in a corner. "ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod" Tenchi babbled to himself as he shook in terror uncontrollably. He was then petrified when he saw Washu's headless, charred corpse with a missing arm and Sasami's lifeless little body staggering toward him. Tenchi was now crying freely and pleading to them "Please! Go away! *sob* Ahh! *sob* Go away! Don't hurt me!". By now the two corpses were standing over him. Sasami 'looked' down at Tenchi "But, I want to play with you...Tenchi" she said while pulling the axe out of her head. Tenchi suddenly felt limp and he realized that he was now paralytic as he slumped up against the wall. He could now only see the things that were going to happen to him; Washu's hand was now clawing at his face, and Tenchi started to bleed profusely. The last thing he saw before Washu clawed his eyes out was Sasami raising the axe. He felt the impact as the axe penetrated the base of his skull and the cold enveloped his now dying body. The last thing he heard was Sasami giggling evilly. *********Everything goes dark........... Tenchi screams and wakes up in a cold sweat and closes his eyes as he gasps for air . He slowly opens his eyes and looks around; everything is silent. He sees the clock and it's reading "3:38 pm". Tenchi looked puzzled. He then walked over to his window and a feeling of dread washes over him. The Sky was a blood red. He ran to his mirror and froze at what he saw. His head was still cracked open from the axe. "How?!" Tenchi hollared, "How?!" Tsunami thought to him and Tenchi turned to face the door. It opened and Sasami and Washu's corpses were walking towards him. Sasami focused her cold, dead eyes on Tenchi and said "We were just looking for Ryo-oh-ki and we think we know where she is!" Sasami giggled and Tenchi shrieked in horror as both corpses ripped at his stomach. The end Geez, this is tottaly F#cked up. Don't worry guys, I'll never write another fic like this again, I swear! I'm writing a romance novel! *Runs off whimpering*