DISCLAIMER:Tenchimuyo belongs to Pioneer, meaning I didn't create Tenchi, or anything else . Don't sue me I'm poor, if you do you're just wasting time, all I own is a n64, and a soccer ball.Yeah I know, I don't even have a tv to play the games, it was the heat of the moment. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 This fic contains bad words, and some pornography, so if you are under 18 don't read this yadda, yadda, yadda . -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 LEGEND:<>=thoughts [ ]=sounds ( )=separate events -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 This fic is in script form to make it more comprehensive. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------- Tenchi got kidnaped, or is he in paradise, the others will soon find out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------- NO NEED FOR KIDNAPS By The white spirit ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------- [uouuuuuuuuu tum tum] AYEKA: Good morning, Sasami, whats for breakfast? SASAMI: I didn't prepare breakfast today Ayeka. AYEKA:What? I'm going to starve to death!And why is everyone looking so sad, where is Tenchi? RYOKO: Tenchi is missing, you little tramp. (At the sound of that Ayeka's eyes filled with tears, and she felt a terrible pain on her heart.) AYEKA:What do you mean Tenchi is missing? MIHOSHI:She means he isn't here. (EVRYONE MAKES A DUH FACE) KYONE: Let's look for clues on Tenchi's room, Ayeka and Ryoko can go tell grandpa what happened. EVERYONE:OK AYEKA:I can't believe Tenchi is F#CKING missing! RYOKO:What the hell did you just say? AYEKA:I said. I can't believe Tenchi is F#CKING missing! RYOKO:You dumb bitch, its not F#CKING, its FUCKING! AYEKA:I have class, I would never say such a word. [ARRRRGH] (By now Ryoko was about to snap at Ayeka, but they heard a squealing noise coming from Yosho's shrine, so Ryoko took a peak.) (Ryoko started laughing histericaly at what she saw) AYEKA:Whats going on in there? (Ryoko makes an obscenuous sign) AYEKA:hi hi hi hi hi! (They go inside) (Yosho was whomping a dead body) AYEKA and RYOKO:[EWWWWWWWWWWW] RYOKO:Shes dead old man. YOSHO:Oh shes already dead?Ha, ha looks like old Yosho hasn't lost his touch. YOSHO:So did you two want something? RYOKO:Well first of all you can put your wood stick back on your pants, you know! (YOSHO'S chicks turn red) YOSHO:Sorry hi hi. AYEKA:Tenchi is missing! (Kyone comes running.) YOSHO:What? KYONE:[Puff,puff]We found this note in his room! NOTE:I kidnapped Tenchi AH HA HA AH HAHA AH HA HA COUGH HA HA HA HA! AUTHOR:Yep, that was screwd up. AYEKA:We have to F#CKING find Tenchi. RYOKO:Alright thats it. (Wood stick hits Ayeka's head) (Washu comes flying on top of a huge pillow with the others) WASHU:Luckily I have my kidnaped people finder with me! WASHU#1:Washu is the biggest genius on the universe! WASHU#2:Go Washu, You rule! Washu! Washu! (Washu makes a happy ambitious face) WASHU:I know! (Kidnaped people finder reads paper) kidnaped people finder:PROCESSING. kidnaped people finder:TENCHI IS IN TOKYO, BIP! SASAMI:But Tokyo is so faaarrr! RYOKO:Don't worry we will just use Ryo-o-ky! (Ryoko, and Sasami smile) RYOKO:Lets go to Tokyo Ryo-o-ky ! (Ryoko tosses Ryo-o-ky in the air, Ryo-o-ky falls back on the floor) RYOKO:What the hell is your problem damn cabbit! RYO-O-KY:Miahau. (Sasami smiles) SASAMI:She wants a carrot! RYOKO:Jesus Christ,(Ryoko takes a carrot that was conveniently placed in her pocket and gives it to Ryo-o-ky) (Ryo-o-ky turns into a space ship) [uouuuuuuuuu tum tum] (The gang arrives in tokyo) WASHU:Wow so thats tokyo,they are so big, oh man I love pink niples... hum hum gotta stop reading playboy(DISCLAIMER: I didn't create PLAYBOY or any of it's fine girls) while I write fics! SORRY ITNOW BACK TO THE STORY WASHU:Wow so thats tokyo, its nice and big, just a little primitive. WASHU:So finder, what way do we go? kidnaped people finder:RIGHT! RYOKO:Lets go Ryo-o-ky (They arrive at a small apartment conjuction) (Ryoko knocks on the door the finder points to) [knkock knock] (A beautiful girl tha tried to copy Ayekas hair style, and totaly screwd it up answers the door with a towel around her) SAKUYA:Yes? (Ayeka shows her a picture of Tenchi) AYEKA:We are looking for this person, you see he was kidnaped this morning,and... (A voice interrupts Ayeka) VOICE:Sakuya come back to the shower, I don't wanna have to masturbate myself! RYOKO:TENCHI? SAKUYA: (They brake in) AYEKA:Tenchi you little bastard! SASAMI:Oh Tenchi is so naughty, I'm embarassed! MIHOSHI:What is happening Kyone? KYONE:Just shut up! WASHU:HI hi! TENCHI:Oh guys, did you like my joke? RYOKO:OH we forgive you Tenchi! AYEKA:Get that bitch! (THE GIRLS RUN AFTER SAKUYA) (After a couple of hours they go back home, and sit to eat diner) TENCHI:Wow, I'm so happy no one is angry with me so whats for dinner Sasami? SASAMI:Its, Its, oh yeah, Sakuyasauce, with er Porkuya! TENCHI:Sounds good: (Tenchi attacks the food, but no one else eats) TENCHI:So, why isn't anyone else eating? AYEKA:We are revenging now, and also we ate already! (Ayeka finds an Aerican coin on the floor and picks it up) AYEKA:What the f#ck is this? (Ryoko snaps) RYOKO:Say fuck, the word is fuck, as in fuck you, you fucking bitch, try to pronounce a motherfucking badword right for once,this isn't that fucking Jurai planet, you fucking came from!Did you fucking get it? (Ayeka gets really pissed) AYEKA:What a f#cking outrage, I'll kill you! (Ryoko really snaps, and they fight all night) THE END. +@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@ So, thats it hope you liked it send coments to pwszl@aol.com