I don't own any of the characters in this fan fic. They belong to whatever anime company made them. I am making no money off of this. Please hang out after the story for the author's note. Mihoshi and Kyonei, together at last. (Rated PG13) -a side story to my fic Interesting diversions- By, Clayton Overstreet It was a typical day at the Masaki residence. Tenchi was out training with his grandfather while Ryoko watched from a discrete distance. In the front yard Ryoko's doppleganger kept Ayeaka busy fighting. Sasami was making lunch while Noboyuki sat at the table with his stomach growling. Ryo-oki was hiding under the counter waiting to snatch a carrot when Sasami wasn't looking. Kyonei and Mihoshi, who had been staying at Tenchi's place since they had been kicked out of their appartment, were sitting on the back porch. Mihoshi was asleep in a deck chair while Kyonei was reading a detective novel. As she turned the page Kyonei stopped and looked over at Mihoshi. She looked so peaceful asleep, not like the airhead that was constantly raising Kyonei's blood presure. Setting her book aside Kyonei continued to stare at her blonde partner, trying to imagine her life without Mihoshi. She would have her own desk, as the youngest police commisioner of all time. Sending out thousands of police officers all day every day to make sure all was right with the universe. And on her free time she'd... she'd... well who needs free time? Her job would be all the fun she needed. Who realy wanted to waist time singing kareoki? Just because it was fun didn't mean she wanted to do it. Mihoshi was the only reason she took any time off of her job, whining about being bored. Arrg! She was thinking about Mihoshi again. Mihoshi yawned and smiled in her sleep, " One more song Kyonei. You have such a pretty..." she yawns, "... voice." Kyonei smiled down at her. At times she did envy Mihoshi. The girl seemed to not have a care in her head... or a thought for that matter. Kyonei never did understand how she could be so ditzy. Before being partnered with Mihoshi she had looked up her records. Mihoshi had set new scores on the galaxy police exams and I.Q. tests. She had never lost a battle and seemed not to even get a scratch on her. Kyonei had been a bit curious as to why Mihoshi had such a bad reputation among the people she had worked with. Now that she thought about it she realy didn't know why her partner's airheadedness bugged her so much. Maybe it was because she knew that Mihoshi seemd to be able to do so much better. But despite everything they went through, Mihoshi turned down every promotion and made what she did sound like an accident. She had seen Mihoshi once take down twelve armed men with one blast, had seen a cold and totaly calm look on her partner's face. But when she had asked Mihoshi how she's done it, the girl had suddenly gotten her usual blank stare and asked, "Did what Kyonei?" Kyonei hadlooked at her amazed. "You just took out a dozen men with one shot!" Mihoshi had smiled at her playfully, "Oh that. I ...um... tripped. The blaster wnet off and next thing I know they were all laying on the ground. I thought you'd done it." Kyonei never understood why Mihoshi never took credit for anything that would have promoted her. When she had asked her about it Mihoshi had just shrugged and suggested that they go to the kareoki bar. Kyonei still wasn't sure how Mihoshi had gotten her to agree to it. Oh well, she thought and turned back to her book. Suddenly there was a loud beeping from her wrist. She turned to Mihoshi and yelled, "Mihoshi wake up! We're getting a call from H.Q.!" She could have sworn Mihoshi had been peeking through one eye, but when she looked again Mihoshi was still sleeping. Growling with frustration Kyonei reached down to pick her up. Suddenly Mihoshi's eyes opened and she smiled at Kyonei, "Hey Kyonei! What's up?" Kyonei growled again and yelled, "We have a call coming in from headquarters!" Mihoshi gasped, "Then what are we doing here, come on!" Mihoshi jumped up and ran towards their space ship. Kyonei screamed and took off after her. By the time they reached the ship they were both in their GP uniforms. They activated the screen and the police commisioner's face appeared, "It's about time you two got here!" Kyonei mumbled some appologies but was interupted by Mihoshi, "We were sunbathing." Kyonei looked at her partner like she was crazy. She was about to yell at Mihoshi, but the commisioner beat her to it, "Sunbathing! What were you thinking? If you keep this up you'll never get promoted!" Kyonei was about to appologize when she saw Mihoshi. The blonde actually seemed to be smiling more. What was wrong with her. The commisioner continued, "Anyway you were called here because we got a call from the dead zone on the other end of the galaxy. You two are the closest so we're sending you to check it out. Once you enter the dead zone all comunication will be shut down. We don't know what causes it because we've never gone there before." Mihoshi quietly raised a hand, "Um... sir. How did whomever it is get a distress call out if it's a dead zone? Wait, that must mean that..." Kyonei and the commisioner waited for her to continue, "...it must mean that they have a realy good radio!" Kyonei and the commisioner both banged their heads against the wall for a minute. "We don't know how they sent the call, or if it was a distress call." Kyonei nodded while Mihoshi just stared ahead numbly. The commisioner cut the communication and Kyonei turned to Mihoshi, "Why did you tell him that? Do you want to be stuck out in the back of the galaxy fighting dangerouse criminals all the time?" Mihoshi looked at her and calmly said, "Yes... don't you?" She winked and then turned to leave the spaceship and go tell everyone that they were leaving for a couple days. Kyonei was shocked. Mihoshi had just said flat out that she didn't want a promotion. That she actually liked all the dangerouse and bizzare situations they found themselves in. But Mihoshi's last words rang through her ears. "...don't you?" Kyonei shook her head. Ofcourse she didn't want to spend the rest of her carear like this... right? Staring ahead in a confused daze she followed behind Mihoshi. Two days later they were almost to their destination. They would have left sooner but Sasami had offered to make some food for them and before she could argue Mihoshi had said yes. Things had gotten pretty much back to normal, and Kyonei had almost forgotten about Mihoshi's comment. After everyone had seen them off, the GPs had headed straight for t6he location of the trasmision. Kyonei had wanted to get this over with as soon as possible. Looking over at Mihoshi she saw the her partner had fallen asleep again. Kyonei tried not to hold it against her. It wasn't exactly like she needed her right now, and it was a nice change from hearing her babble all the time. Yawning slightly Kyonei realized just how tired she was. Checking the autopilot she lay back in her seat and closed her eyes. Five minutes later she was out like a light. Mihoshi heard her snoring softly and slowly opened her own eyes. Smiling softly she went and got Kyonei a blanket. After she tucked Kyonei in she turned back to the control panel infromt of her and began working. An hour later Kyonei woke up to the sound of typing. Slowly opening her right eye she saw Mihoshi typing away at the console. Keeping quiet she watched as Mihoshi's fingers flew over the keys. Kyonei was amazed at the concentration her partner was showing. She looked kind of like Washu when she was working on one of her experiments. Mihoshi looked at the screen and said, "Computer, if I use the spacewarp engine at only forty percent, increase the forse field to onehundred twenty at marks three, two and seven, what will happen?" The computer flashed for a second, "It would cause I rip in the rip in space-time that the engines create and cause us to arrive at any predetermined destination five minutes before we entered subspace." Mihoshi nodded and began typing again. All of a sudden she looked over at Kyonei and saw her looking at her. Kyonei sat up and looked at Mihoshi closely, "Mi... Mihoshi?" A tear welled up at the corner of Mihoshi's eye. She started to say something when the computer beeped and said, "We have just entered the dead zone. All comunication with headquarters has been cut off and we are less than fifteen minutes from the origin of the call." Kyonei turned back to the screens and read out the information. The sensores on the outside of the ship were dead, the only way to see out was visual. The cammera's showed a small object in the distance that the computer identified as a space ship. It did not appear to be damaged, but without the sensores they couldn't tell for sure. Slowing the ship down Kyonei pulled along side. Suddenly there was a brilliant flash of light and Kyonei felt something hit the side of her head. As she fell onto the control console, everything went dark. Kyonei woke up groggily. She shook her head and looked around. She was laying on the ground next to a camp fire. Mihoshi was sitting above her holding something cold against her head. Kyonei looked at her and asked, "Wha...what happened. There was a bright light and..." Mihoshi smiled and pushed her back down, "Shhh, calm down Kyonei. Don't move around so much. You've been out for three days." Kyonei's eyes widdend and she tried to get up again, only to have Mihoshi push her back down. "If you don't hold still I'll strap you down." Kyonei lay back down and sighed, "Fine, just tell me what happened." Mihoshi smiled, "Thats better. Now to answer your question we were attacked. They knocked you out and almost got me to." Mihoshi grinned, "Long story short, our ships collided and you and I are the only survivores. We landed on this small planet." Kyonei shook her head. "How did our ships collide?" Mihoshi got her numb look again, "Oh no you don't Mihoshi. That wont work this time. Now you are going to tell me exactly what happend." The blonde sighed and shook her head, "Well if you must know I killed the people who borded the ship, then when the others began powering up their weapons I set the ship on a collision course. After that I put the two of us into a stasis pod and gettisoned it in the direction of this planet which i noticed on our way into the dead zone." Kyonei looked at Mihoshi with her jaw hanging down, he head shaking in total disbelief. "Why?" "Why did I crash the ship?" Kyonei shook her head and Mihoshi adopted a grin, "Ph you mean why have I been pretending to be a... what was your word? Total numbskull?" Kyonei blushed and looked down. Mihoshi giggled lightly, "Well if you must know it was the best way I could think of to avoid a premotion." Kyonei looked at her confused, "Why would you do that? With the stuff you've done you could have made commisioner." Mihoshi smiled down at her and shook her head, "And be stuck behind a desk all day instead ofbeing somewhere I could actualy help people? I don't think so. Besides, I would have missed you too much." Kyonei looked at her, "What do you mean. I would have been promoted too. We could have had increased salary and been in charge of the whole police forse." She trailed off and looked back at Mihoshi, "You'd miss me? Why? All I ever do is yell at you and blame you for my missing promotions." Mihoshi looked down at her and laughed again shaking her head, "Yeah you do alot of that, but we also have alot of fun and I realy do care about you Kyonei..." Mihoshi stopped as if thinking of something, then shook her head. "We can talk more about it later, you need more sleep." Kyonei wanted to continue talking, but her head began to pound and her eyes closed almost of their own will. Mihoshi smiled and watched Kyonei as she drifted back to sleep. She bent down to change the bit of wet cloth on Kyonei's head. As she did she ran a hand slowly along her partners cheek. Kyonei stirred slightly and Mihoshi sat back, watching over her . Kyonei woke up again the next day. When she did she saw Mihoshi sitting over her again, but she was fast asleep. Kyonei reached up and felt the side of her head. It didn't hurt any more so she sat up. Looking around she studied the landscape. They appeared to be on the edge of a massive forest. There were no signs of habitation, but there was a small stream and pond. She walked over to the edge of the pond and checked herself over in the reflection. He hair was matted and dirty. There was a huge bruise on the side of her head. She almost thought she recognized the shape of it from somewhere and leaned down for a closer look. "It's the Galaxy Police insignia," Mihoshi said. Kyonei turned around and saw Mihoshi standing behind her. "Why would they do something like this? What would they have to gain?" Mihoshi shrugged, then waved a hand infront of her nose, "Wow Kyonei, you realy need a bath!" Kyonei laughed, "Look who's talking! You look like you wrestled with a sand storm." Mihoshi looked down at herself and saw the dirt sticking to her, "Ha ha, make jokes. I was just a little busy making sure you were all right." Kyonei blushed, but kept smiling, "Ok, fine. How about we both take a bath ok?" Mihoshi nodded and pulled the bows out of her hair. Kyonei reached up and dragged her head band out of the tangled mess on her head, "Ow! Hey Mihoshi, could you give me a hand here?" Mihoshi smiled and reached out to help her. After about five minutes of trying the band finaly came out. Kyonei smiled, "Thanks Mihoshi." They got undressed and stepped into the water. After they washed up a bit Kyonei looked at Mihoshi, "I thought about what you said and you were right. I'd hate to get stuck behind a desk. But did you have to drive me so crazy all the time?" Mihoshi giggled and nodded at her, "Yeah, it was funny." Kyonei bit her lip nd grinned, "Oh? You think that's funny? Well what do you think of this?" Kyonei kicked some wather in Mihoshi's face. Mihoshi sputtered for a second, then laughed, "If that's they way you want it Kyonei!" They both began to splash eachother and dunk eachother under the water. After a while they calmed down and sat back again. Mihoshi stared up at the sky, getting her glazed look again. Kyonei looked at her and asked, "Is something wrong Mihoshi? Anything you have on your mind?" Mihoshi closed her eyes and lay her head back on the bank, "Kyonei... how do you feel about me?" Kyonei looked at her, "What do you mean Mihoshi?" Mihoshi turned away and said, "Nothing... never mind." Kyonei put a hand on Mihoshi's shoulder and pulled her back, "No, I want to know what you meant." Mihoshi blushed and said, "What I mean is... I want to know if you... I just want to know how you feel about me." Kyonei looked into Mihoshi's eyes and saw something there. Something she recognized. She'd seen that same look on Mihoshi's face a thousand times, never recognizing it before now. Tears fell from Mihoshi's cheeks into the water. Kyonei reached out and wiped them off and smiled. She leaned forward and looked Mihoshi in the eyes, "I couldn't picture my life without you Mihoshi." Mihoshi broke into a smile and hugged Kyonei to her, "Thanks Kyonei, I love you." Kyonei hugged her back and kisses her gently on the lips, "I love you to Mihoshi." Mihoshi leaned forward and kissed Kyonei behind the ear. Kyonei moaned slightly in responce and bent her neck to give Mihoshi an easier target. Mihoshi leaned forward and took her ear lobe between her teeth and sucked on it gently. Kyonei sighed happily, "Oh that feels good!" Mihoshi smiled and kissed her way under Kyonei'c chin and to her collar bone. Kyonei's hand ran down Mihoshi's spine, tickling the small of her back. Mihoshi shivered and smiled up at Kyonei, "Hmm, nice." Kyonei grinned and said, "Um, think we can take this somewhere a little dryer?" Mihoshi nodded and they stood up and walked over to the escape pod by the fire. As they walked Mihoshi they looked at eachother and smiled. Kyonei bit her lip and Mihoshi asked, "Are you alright with this Kyonei?" Kyonei nodded and smiled nervously, " Yeah, it's fine... great actualy. But, well I've never done this... with another girl I mean." Mihoshi smiled back and hugged her, "Neither have I, and I wouldn't with anyone else." Kyonei hugged her back, "Thanks for understanding Mihoshi." Kyonei kissed Mihoshi again and pressed herself against her. Mihoshi moaned slightly and slid her tongue slowly into Kyonei's mouth, her nipples hardening against Kyonei's. Mihoshi leaned forward gently and slowly let Kyonei fall onto the soft matress of the pod and began kissing down her neck again. Mihoshi stopped at the top of her breast and sucked on it, lightly nipping. Kyonei ran her fingers through Mihoshi's hair as a slight breeze hit the water on their bodies causing goosebumps. Mihoshi looked up at her and giggled playfully. Kyonei smiled down and nodded encouragingly, "Don't stop, it felt good." Mihoshi smiled and bent back, locking her mouth over Kyonei's nipple. Kyonei let out a small moan, "Mmm, yessss..." Mihoshi began sucking and nipping on it, tugging it betweenher teeth. Kyonei ran her hands down Mihoshi's sides and grabbed onto her breasts. She gently squeesed and rubbed them. Mohoshi squirmed ontop of her moaning into Kyonei's chest. After about ten minuted Mihoshi began moving down Kyonei's belly, lightly kissing and licking on the way down. They both let out a disapointed grunt when Mihoshi's breasts slipped from Kyonei'd hand. Mihoshi finaly reached Kyonei's thighand gently runbbed her fingers over them. Kyonei spread her legs out and Mihoshi saw her friends vagina. Kyonei's clit was sticking up, matching her nipples. Mihoshi grinned and gave her an experimental lick. Kyonei gasped slightly and bit her bottom lip. Mihoshi leaned in again and licked across it, then stopped when her tongue hit something cold and hard. Looking down she saw a small gold ring sticking out of Kyonei's labia. She looked up at Kyonei and grinned, "When did you get this pierced?" Kyonei blushed, "Remember that time at the kariokie bar when we got sloshed and woke up back in our appartment? I woke up and it was there." Mihoshi grinned. "Then you must have gotten that in the smae place i got this." She moved back showing Kyonei the inside of her thigh. On the edge of her vagina was a beutiful and very detailed dragon tattoo. Kyonei reached out and slid a finger across it. Then playfully slid it across her clit. Mihoshi moaned lightly and smiled down at her saying, "Tease." Kyonei grinned and pulled her close. "Tease? Never." She kissed Mohoshi gently on the lips. "I don't suppose we could try a sixty nine could we?" Mihoshi hugged ehr tight, "Anything you want Kyonei." Mihoshi turned herslef around so that she lay across Kyonei with her mouth on Kyonei's crotch and Kyonei at her's. Mihoshi used her fingers to open Kyonei up and slid her tongue in, licking across her clit. After afew seconds of moaning Kyonei started to run her fingers around the edge of Mihoshi's. Both of them moaned and squirmed in pleasure. Then they both vanished. They found themselves standing in Washu's lab. They looked around and saw all of their friends standing around them. Tenchi was standing holding Ryoko, but he quickly turned away when he saw that they were naked. Washu smiled and said, "Welcome back." Mihoshi and Kyonei looked at her. Kyonei was blushing furiously, but Mihoshi had adopted her usual airhead look. "Washu, how did we get here?" Washu grinned and said, "I've been monitoring your trip to the dead zone. I had a small cammera following you to gather data on the area. I couldn't get any readings until it followed you two out of the zone. Then I began building and calibrating a machine to bring you two back." Washu winked at them, "I guess I forgot to include your clothes." Kyonei smiled thankfully at her. Washu continued, "Ok everybody out. I need to check them for injuries and find out what happend. The gang left the room and Kyonei looked at Washu, "So exactly what did you see?" Washu grinned and shook her head, "Everything. What can I say? I'm into voyarism. Anyway would either of you two care to tell me what happened before that?" Mihoshi stepped forward, her dull expression gone. "We were set up by someone in the galaxy police. They dragged us out into the dead zone and tried to kill us." Washu shook her head, "I still can't believe how smart you realy are Mihoshi. When this is over you are coming in here for some tests and are telling me just how the hell you keep getting in here. In the mean time we will focus on your fellow officer's actions... by the way, nice work on figuring out that way to increase the efficeincy of the warpdrive, I hadn't gotten around to it yet." Mihoshi grinned, "I'll take that as a compliment. Did your cammera take any pictures of them?" Washu nodded, "Yes. And I have aleady done a sweep of the galaxy police records. The people who did this are listed in here."Washu handed Kyonei a list. She read it over and her eyes widdened. "These people all work under the same commisioner as we do.Why were they trying to kill us?" Washu shrugged, "I think that's something you'll want to ask your commisioner... Infact I think you may want to do it in person. Did you know you two are dead?" Kyonei and Mihoshi nodded. Then Mihoshi asked, "Um Washu, can we get some clothes now?" Washu smiled and nodded. She turned back to her computer. While her back was turned Mihoshi summoned her own computer and quickly erased the tapes of their last few activities from Washu's computer. Their clothes appeared on them, the standard GP uniform. Washu smiled, "I think you guys might want to ask the othersto help you out. It wont exactly be easy to get in and out of GP headquarters." Mihoshi nodded and looked at Kyonei, "Could you handle that? I want the others to still think of me as usualy until this is over... just incase ya know?" Kyonei nodded and hugged her.Then Kyonei turned to Washu and asked, "Was it just me... Or were Tenchi and Ryoko hugging?" Washu grinned and shook her head saying, "That's what you get for being gone so long. You're out of the loop." "...So you see we could realy use your guy's help." Kyonei finished telling Tenchi and the others about what happened. Tenchi smiled and nodded, "Ofcourse we'll help you, right guys?" There was an overall yes and a meow from Ryo-oki. Kyonei noticed that Ryoko and Tenchi were very close and though Ayeaka seemed a bit upset about it, she wasn't saying anything. Looking at Mihoshi she saw the blonde had her blank look on. Kyonei couldn't help wondering how she did that so well, but then figured she had alot of practice. Once outside Ryoko threw Rio-oki into the air and she turned into a huge spaceship. They were all teleported aboard and took off. They arrived at the GPHQ in afew hours. Once there Kyonei lead the way to their commisioner's office. When he saw them his reaction was less than flattering, "What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be de... investigating the dead zone. Why haven't you reported in? And who the hell are all of these people?" Kyonei grinned, "Don't you ever read out reports sir?" He shook his head, "No, I have been instructed to send them immediately to Jurai." Kyone grinned," In that case allow me to introduce you to the people we live with while on Earth. Tenchi Misaki, Yosho, Ayeaka and Sasami, the crown princes and princesses of Jurai." The commisioner's face turned white and Kyonei continues, "And this is Washu Jakabi the greatest scientist in the universe, her daughter Ryoko Hakabi, the formerly most wanted criminal in the universe. And the glowing young lady above Sasami if the goddess Tsunami." The group bowed and the commisioner's jaw dropped. Kyonei turned back to him, "And they were wonderign why you wanted to kill us." The commisioner looked at her and started to mouth a denial. Kyonei shook her head and showed him the bruise on her head, "You should have issued them some different weapons. But on the plus side they won't be facing the charges. Now do you want to tell us why you did it?" The commisioner put his head down on the desk and groaned slightly, "Because you two were ruining my record. You busted the most wanted criminals in the universe, but you did it by accident, or with somebody elses help. And when we tried to promote you to get you out of the way you tuned it down again and again. What else could I do?" Suddenly he pulled out a blaster from under his desk and pointed it at her. "For some reason though I don't think I'll be facing any charges." He fired at Kyonei whojumper out of the way. Before he could get off a second shot Mihoshi had pulled her gun and fired into his heart. He looked down at his chest and fell face first onto the floor. Mihoshi looked over at Kyonei, "Are you alright?" Kyonei nodded and hugged her, "Yeah, thanks partner." She looked down at the commisioner and said, "Consider this our resignation." They both threw their badges down ontop of him. Suddenly an alarm sounded and they found themselves surrounded by GPs with guns drawn. Mihoshi's grandfather, the Marshal, entered and looked around, "What the hell happened here? Mihoshi, Kyonei you had better start..." The commisioner stopped mid sentance when he saw Washu standing in the room, "Mom!" Washu smiled and nodded, "Hello Moran." They hugged while everyone else looked at them. Two moths later everything was back to normal. Kyonei and Mihoshi had explained everything to the Marshal. Sice everyone invilved was dead, there was no real problem. They went back to Earth with the others. They enjoy not having to run off everytime there is a crash. Two new officers took over their possitions and actually live in America so nobody at the house knows about them. They pay Tenchi rent by writing books based upon their adventures in the GP and since. And yes, they are sill dating. The End Author's note Hmmm, my first lemon. I think I was supposed to write something at the begining.... Oh yeah! Warning this is a lemon. Ofcourse since you were looking at lemons to find this and you've already read it you know that already. It didn't start out that way. I was going to write a Mihoshi and Kyonei romance deal to get out o my Tenchi and Ryoko rut. It just kinda... turned ouyt this way. Hope you understamd and had fun reading it. Anything else you want to say can be sent to clayton_n@hotmail.com