--- Disclaimer: I claim no rights, express or implied, over any of the characters, names, places, events or descriptions contained in the Tenchi Muyo series. My use of the aforementioned items is for strictly non-profit and personally recreational purposes. --- Sasami closed her eyes and willfully forgot she had a body. She let herself fade, her self fade, until she felt it- the first twinge of solar wind, the first rustle of space dust, the first tug of the gravity wells... She opened eyes and saw eternity stretching out in all directions. Her eyes narrowed. Seeing was not enough. Not for this job. The princess stretched out her awareness and washed her self over the surface of eternity as though it were a fluid thing. She let the depths of her being embrace, envelop, and flow over every micron, gently testing and feeling, letting the tactile and the spiritual merge into a kind of sensual, erotic freedom of determination that sought all and knew all... She came upon something with hard edges and angles, something that resisted the seduction of her spirit. *There.* She enfolded her soul over the object, caressing it, covering it, imprinting the shape inside her, then bringing it gently toward the surface of her knowledge until it rose, ascendant and urgent in her mind. *Ryou-oh-ki!* Her will snapped down on it like the jaws of a wild beast. And a hundred weapon barrels flared... -- Ryouko arced through the stars as an angel on the wing. The paths of astrophysics and instinct merged and then splayed out before her. Everywhere she turned, she saw tunnels, twisting wormholes of possibility and path that danced between the beams as though carved by a mad wizard who had learned to dance between the drops of an acid rain. She chose a tunnel, followed it until she had a space to breathe, to think, to analyze, then she turned to her more natural instinct. Ryouko barred her fangs and snarled. *I smell your blood!* -- Sasami felt her will slide from the surface of the target as though it were made of smoke and dreams. Will was not enough, not this time... there was fire and blood in this thing, she could feel the heat and the pulsing heart within it. No, will was not enough. She narrowed her focus, remembering nerves and sinew, remembering flesh and bone... The princess remembered her body, but not as it had been. She screamed of the purifying pain of self-loss. She gave of her body, gave fire to fire, and blood to blood. She felt part of her body leave her, only to re grow anew, yet somehow slightly different. The part of her that had left was somehow still within her, and she re-focused her will to controlling that which was no longer hers to control, yet was entirely of her body... *Let me touch you, though I am yet afar, my love...* -- Ryouko’s ears rang with the alarm. Torpedoes inbound and tracking. Ryouko had had enough of dancing. She smelled the blood. She needed it. The lust was unquenchable. Her veins burned. Her tongue was raw and swollen. Her vision swam with the need of it. She looked upon her quarry and saw it lash at her, but it was the desperate gasp of a prey run to ground. Or so she wanted it to be, NEEDED it to be, because anything else would delay the slaking of her thirst, and she could not bear that thought. The space pirate stared at the torpedoes until she could read the serial numbers off their warheads, watching, empathizing, loving, yes loving them, until her mind hummed with their circuitry, and she could see the world as they saw it, and knew their will and their purpose. Then she ripped their hearts out. Ryou-oh-ki slipped between the missiles as though dancing a minuet. Proximity detectors clicked, fuses armed, warheads exploded... but never in time, and never on target. Ryouko laughed. *I can hear your heart... will it beat as I eat of it?* -- Sasami felt her disembodied self grasp only nothingness, until tears streaked down her face from the pain of the remorseless dissolution that overtook her reach. She could feel the hot breath of the target now, and see the red glow of its eyes upon her. She gave herself up to those devouring eyes, letting them rove over her, drink her in, making love to them as though teasing an admirer’s stare, seducing the gaze, leading it farther and farther and farther into the bliss of illusion... *Yes... look at me... I am naked before you... or so you think!* -- Ryouko found what she sought. The target’s geometry and anatomy was spread wide before her as though on a dissecting table; skin and fat and muscle peeled back, every last tendon and bone stripped bare until she could see with perfect, ecstatic clarity the sensitive, pulsing, delicate heart of the prey. Oh, how she longed to eat of that heart... she had to have it... the warm, salty, stinging taste of it... she wanted it so badly... *And I want it NOW!* Ryou-oh-ki twisted impossibly and brought its main gun to bear. Energy lanced forth in a climax of energy and release that tore asunder the very fabric of the universe. Ryouko shuddered in expectant joy. *Let me eat of you... let me taste you... I will consume you, and I will brook no refusal!* -- Sasami felt the lascivious eyes fix upon her, felt them pause, felt them violate her body with their terrible intensity. And upon that point she laid her hands in denial, and into those hands she let flow the sum total of her being. Body again melted away, as did space, and time, and self and even the very dimensional matrix which held the self, until pure, unending, complete, and overwhelming beauty pierced her heart and slew her in ways that brought phantom cries of mythic ecstasy from incorporeal lips... -- Ten wings of the light hawk sprung into existence, covering the IJSS TSUNAMI in an impenetrable shield... But only in one plane. -- Ryouko shouted with exultant, consummated joy as her fire streaked past the TSUNAMI, not where she had held her sensor lock, but onto the surface of a nearby moon. The planetoid exploded into a fiery outpouring of rock and plasma. -- Sasami’s eyes snapped open. She had not time to reestablish her sense of self. She was too deeply enthralled by the nirvana of the light hawk wings. The plasma wave did the reestablishing for her. TSUNAMI melted into fractured cosmos as the hammer of the onrushing shockwave smashed into the unguarded port side. Secondary explosions and chain-reaction structural failures shot through the ship faster than thought. In the blink of an eye, TSUNAMI was gone... ...leaving Sasami hyperventilating and retching on the floor of the simulator. -- Ryouko fell to her knees, shuddering in the aftermath of realized desire. A faint trickle of blood flowed from her lip where she’d pierced it through with a fang during the throes of her astronautical seizures. Her sweat-sheened skin glistened in the spotlit glow of her simulator circle. She could hear Sasami choking and vomiting in the other circle, but she could not yet move to help her. She could, however, raise her head. -- Sasami felt the eyes upon her, and painfully elevated her gaze from the floor to meet Ryouko’s stare. She smiled weakly, opened her mouth to speak- and then snapped it shut as a wave of nausea swept over her. Ryouko smirked, then lay herself down and groaned. “Kid,” she said in a hoarse, exhausted voice, “I’m getting to old for this.” ---- The simulator building hadn’t had a shower facility when it was first built. After all, why should it? It was a classroom, just like any other, except perhaps with a few more computers. It certainly wasn’t a gymnasium, and there was no conceivable reason that a locker room should be attached to the building. That is, until Ryouko and Sasami had started their “sparring” matches on the Virtual Combat floor. Not long thereafter, a women’s changing room and shower had been added to the lavatory. It was amazing how being a member of the Family Imperial could make one’s life easier. Right now, Sasami was damned glad of that little nuance. She leaned forward, popping her lower vertebra and letting high-velocity hot water play over her back. She could feel her muscles unknotting. *One more reason I hate losing,* she decided. *It hurts a hell of a lot more.* The princess straightened up and stepped backward into the spray. “Mist,” she said simply. The concentrated spray that had been pounding her back and shoulders evaporated into a billowing fog of hot water droplets. She inhaled deeply and stood perfectly still. After a moment, Sasami could feel the sweat begin to pour off her. It quickly mixed with the omnipresent water and flowed in rivulets off her body. She was dimly aware that it somewhat defeated the purpose of taking a shower to induce sweating, but the heat and the subsequent opening of her pores felt too damned good for her to care. A yellow, slitted eye appeared in the gap between the shower curtain and the wall. A voice spoke. “Cold Rinse.” Sasami screamed and jumped a good three inches into the air as icy cold water bombarded her from every direction. “DAMN IT, RYOUKO! OFF! OFF!” The water ceased. Ryouko’s laughter echoed through the locker room. “Gotcha!” Sasami tore the shower curtain open and launched herself at the empress. Ryouko caught her neatly in a towel, wrapped it around her struggling body, then shoved her gently away. Sasami growled. “Isn’t it enough you beat the crap out of me in the sim? Do you have to torture me in the shower, too?” “Consider it payback for last time,” the former space pirate grinned. “On both counts.” “Feh. Watch your back, demon.” “Always, princess.” Sasami smiled to show she was joking- at least in some measure, anyway- and headed for her locker. Behind her, Ryouko sat on a bench and stretched. “Good fight today,” the empress said. “Just about made my head explode.” “Yeah, me too.” Sasami withdrew a hairbrush from her locker and went to work on her hair. *This used to be a hell of a lot harder before I got a military haircut.* “Sometimes I don’t know if I’m about to die in there or have an orgasm.” Ryouko laughed. “Yeah, I know what you mean. Every time we have a match, I have to go home and haul Tenchi’s ashes to convince myself I’m not a lesbian.” Sasami giggled and put her brush back in its place. “I hear that. Of course, not being married, I have to go out and hunt down my victims.” Ryouko quirked an eyebrow. “Speaking of which, who is this guy you’re meeting tonight?” Sasami let her towel fall to the floor. She rummaged through the clothes hanging in her locker, finally extracting her undergarments. “Kenji? Oh, he’s a JFMITC guy.” “So he’s older than you.” Ryouko materialized an undress uniform around herself. She would have preferred sweats and a tank top, but they were still on Academy grounds. “What have I told you about older guys?” “Oh, give me a beak. He’s less than 70 years older than I am.” Sasami gave the empress a sidelong glance. “You’re starting to sound like Aeka.” Ryouko rolled her eyes. “Nice try, kid. You can’t manipulate me that easily. Though 70 years isn’t that much, I’ll give you that.” She gathered the stray tendrils of her hair and began to sweep them into a style at least remotely approaching regulation. “How’d you meet him?” Sasami blushed. “Um... would you believe online?” Ryouko just stared. Sasami’s blush deepened. “Not on an open chat or anything! TASWIST!” Ryouko blinked. “Taswist?” “TASWIST. Tactical And Strategic Warfare Integrated Simulated Trainer.” Sasami returned her attention to getting dressed. “Oh, that joint battle sim? Waitaminute... you met a GUY on the team battle trainer?” “You tell anyone, I kill you.” The princess stepped into her off-hours jumpsuit and began fastening the various closures. “Slowly.” “How the hell did you manage to pull THIS one off?” “The JFMITC guys run the red forces for our joint sims, right?” Ryouko nodded. “Yeah.” Sasami sat down on the bench and yanked her boots out of the locker. “Well, this one guy keeps kicking our ass, right? I mean, not every time, but often enough that we’re not looking forward to when his team comes up in our rotation.” Ryouko nodded, and Sasami continued. “So I started IM’ing him during the battles. Trying to mess with his head. Psyops and all that.” Ryouko nodded again. “Go on.” Sasami finished putting her boots on. She stood up with a sigh. “So to make a long story short, it went from taunting, to talking, to... I don’t know, whatever comes after talking.” The empress smirked. “So you cyber-sexed him on the trainer IM line?” “NO! I DIDN’T!” Ryouko burst out laughing. “Why so defensive, princess?” “I am SO going to kill you!” Sasami put her hands on her hips and glared. “It’s not like that,” she muttered. “It’s not like that at ALL.” Ryouko noticed the simmering undertone in Sasami’s voice and abruptly stopped laughing. “Hey, hey, I didn’t mean it like that, kid. Easy.” She frowned slightly. “Why so touchy?” Sasami let her breath out in a long, frustrated exhalation. “I just... I feel like such a stereotype. You know, ‘geek-girl meets boy online.’ I make FUN of those people.” “Well, do you at least know what he looks like?” “Yes, and he’s CUTE!” She said it with such enthusiasm and vehemence that Ryouko started laughing again. “Well alright then! So long as he’s good looking.” She winked. “He is, he really is.” Sasami closed and locked her locker. “A friend of mine, Vance, has a brother at JFMITC, so he goes over there all the time. He offered to set something up, and in a fit of insanity I said yes.” She looked at Ryouko. “I’m sure it won’t work out. I mean, he can’t be the same in real life as he is on a computer, can he?” “Yeah, just like space pirates can’t fall in love with future emperors of Jurai,” Ryouko said deadpan. Sasami blinked, then smiled. “Okay, okay, point taken.” “Good.” Ryouko looked the wall clock. “Well, you better get going. Can’t be late to your first real life date with the cyber-hunk, now can you?” “Ry-ou-ko!” Ryouko grinned and teleported out of the room, leaving Sasami to glare at the space where the empress had just been. ---- Later that evening, Sasami stood in front of Rockhopper’s, examining her reflection in the window. She was, unusually for her, a bit nervous. *That’s because you think you actually LIKE this guy,* she thought. *Though chances are this’ll be a disaster...* She scrutinized the reflection in front of her. Short light-blue hair. Deep maroon body-hugging dress. Black high heels. Black H’lar velvet jacket. *If it’s all about looks,* she decided, *then I’ve got this in the bag.* Sasami gave her mirror image an assertive nod. *Here goes nothing.* She stepped forward, opened the door, and walked inside. Warm air and white noise rolled over her like a surging tide. Sasami blinked as her eyes adjusted to the dimly lit interior. *For heaven’s sake, every person in the capital must be in here tonight!* The greeter approached her. “Table, Miss?” “Um, I’m meeting someone.” The greeter looked her up and down for a moment, comparing her looks to a description he’d been given a half-hour before. He decided that they matched. “Right this way, your Highness.” The greeter stepped off toward the back of the restaurant. Sasami’s eyes rolled as she followed. *Damn it, I spend nearly thirty years locked away at the academy, and half the time I STILL can’t go anywhere in this town without somebody recognizing me.* She ardently hoped that the greeter wouldn’t call his friends and tell them she was eating here tonight. Next thing she knew there’d be paparazzi all over the place... The greeter led her to a small and blessedly out-of-the-way booth in a back corner of the establishment. A man, his features indistinct in the half-light, rose from his seat and stood at her approach. “Your table.” The greeter gave a very slight (and, to Sasami’s relief, barely noticeable) bow before departing. Sasami acknowledged it with a practiced inclination of her head, then turned to her dinner companion. “Hi.” His voice was soft, almost blurred around the edges. “How are you?” Sasami nearly blinked in surprise. Military men tended to have a clipped, authoritarian tone about them. His voice sounded almost lazy; not quite a drawl, but definitely unhurried and effortless. She’d not expected that. “Fine, thanks,” she answered. “I hope you haven’t been waiting long?” “Not long at all.” He shook his head slightly, his lips parting into a small, warm smile. “Won’t you join me?” He motioned toward the booth with a slight tilt of his head and an offhand wave of his hand. Sasami slid into the booth. Kenji followed her a moment later. Now that he’d sat down, she could see his features clearly by the light of the small lamp on the table. He looked nearly exactly like his pictures. His hair was dark and close-cropped in standard military fashion. A strong chin and high cheekbones gave his face a somewhat blockish look, but the effect was softened by an infectious grin and a hint of mischief in the way he cocked his brow. His eyes were deeply set and were a dark shade of either grey or blue. They were also slightly bloodshot and had faintly dark circles under them, which seemed to confirm he was experiencing the long hours and low sleep lifestyle of the typical JFMITC student. He wasn’t beautiful, but he was definitely cute. Especially when he smiled. The implied waywardness of his expression contrasted markedly with his understated voice and manner. Sasami suddenly started. He’d stopped speaking. *Damn it, what was he saying while I was checking him out? Oh well, might as well be direct about it...* “I’m sorry, what did you say? I was busy looking at you.” Kenji chuckled back at her. “Oh really? And what were you looking at?” “Your face. I was deciding that I thought you were cute.” “Oh.” Was she imagining it, or was he blushing slightly? He laughed again. “Thanks. I’m glad you think so.” Sasami mentally noted that he knew how take a compliment. She’d found that to be a rare trait. “I’d offer you my opinion on your looks,” he said with a crooked grin, “but we’d be here all night.” Sasami quirked her eyebrow. “Try me.” “Okay, I warned you.” He seemed to think for a moment, then spoke. “Devastatingly beautiful. You have a very attractive body. Well proportioned. Very natural in both composition and movement. Incredible smile, too. Lights up your whole face. And you have beautiful eyes. The color’s very arresting; it contrasts very well with your skin and hair. Makes for a very pleasing, very striking whole. You’re easy to look at. Hell, hard not to look at.” Sasami blinked. Kenji laughed. “And if that’s laying it on thick for a first date, I must protest that you did ask for it.” Sasami sat back in her chair. “So much for the first-date conversation being tentative and harmless,” she muttered. “You asked, I answered,” he stated matter-of-factly. “I suppose I did,” she responded wryly. “Though a more cautious man would have said much less.” “Hmph. Might as well answer the question honestly. Way I see it, if we keep dating, you’re going to get to know me, so why pretend I’m like someone I’m not? And if we don’t keep dating, there’s not much point in it either.” “So, we’ve been talking for twenty seconds, and we’ve completely skipped all the normal pleasantries, all the usual conversational topics, and we’ve gotten right into attraction and philosophy of courtship rituals.” Sasami tapped a fingernail against the table. “Is this how your dates usually go?” “Nope. I have no clue what the hell I’m doing.” “That’s a relief, because neither do I.” She grinned. “So, what WERE you saying when I got caught staring at you?” He gave her a sheepish look. “The ‘normal pleasantries’.” Sasami laughed. “So much for being Mister Bold.” “Eh, I can’t live up to my own propaganda ALL the time.” He laughed in a mild display of self-derision. “Okay, now that I’ve made an ass of myself, I’ll return to something a little safer. How are you this evening?” Sasami shook her head in amusement. After that, the evening progressed as such evenings tend to. There was light banter, mostly about school and things military (an obvious and risk-averse common ground), interspersed with drinks, dinner, and finally dessert. Sasami found her dinner companion pleasant company throughout. He laughed easily and at the appropriate moments, and was always perfectly polite- though she noticed on more than one occasion that his eyes were spending a more than usual amount of time on her face... and on her chest. She found the latter mildly amusing. He seemed to be doing his level best to avoid such slips of attention, and his utter failure to do so only made the effort all the more endearingly funny. At any rate, his earlier words had clearly been in earnest. He definitely found her attractive. That said, he made no further move to comment upon or call attention to the fact. For her part, Sasami found herself relaxing and having a good time. Kenji was a good listener. Most military men she’d dated had a bad habit of always having to compete with her. If she told a story, they had to tell a better one. If she complained, they either had to have a solution, or a worse complaint. Kenji just listened, then told her what he thought. It wasn’t a characteristic she’d run into much, and she liked it. Even still, she was a little wary. Was it possible that she’d found herself a reasonably good-looking, soft-spoken, articulate, well mannered, and confident young man in the middle of the Juraian military establishment? The odds of that, she figured, were in about the same neighborhood as the sudden development of a point singularity in her swizzle stick. Finally, dessert was finished and the after-dinner drinks set out. Sasami noticed, but did not comment, as Kenji quietly palmed the check. She wasn’t above letting a date pay for dinner, but she hated it when they made themselves out as heroic for doing so. *The boy just keeps checking off all the right boxes,* she thought. *But now what happens that dinner’s over?* A rustle of silk over her skin reminded her that she’d come prepared for extracurricular activities later in the evening. *He’s certainly interested... but I don’t know.* She looked at him intently. *I just don’t know.* Kenji noticed her stare and gave her the quirked-eyebrow and crooked-smile combination that she’d already figured out was his default expression. “I give up,” he said. “What’d I do now?” Sasami blushed slightly. “Just thinking about something.” “I’d ask what, but that’s rarely a fortuitous question to ask a lady.” Sasami outright laughed. “And don’t you forget it.” “Not likely.” He looked at her empty drink, then down at his own. “Not to be over bold, since I’ve put my foot in my mouth once this evening already, but would you care to take a stroll down the river walk? It’s a bit cold, but I always enjoy he view.” Now it was Sasami’s turn to quirk her eyebrow. The river walk was a notorious make-out spot for young couples. *Perhaps this guy’s not so atypical after all,* she reflected. *What the hell, let’s find out.* “Sounds great. Shall we?” He smiled broadly. “Outstanding.” They rose and made their way to the front door. Kenji tried to make it there first, she assumed to open it for her, but she discreetly blocked him and let herself out. She hoped it didn’t bother him, but if it did, too bad. People had opened doors for her through most of her life; now whenever she had the chance to do things for herself, she did. The distance to the river was short and quickly traversed. The night was cold and clear, with a brisk breeze curling up from the river to blow Sasami’s hair about her shoulders as she strolled down the hewed stone path. She noticed several families perched upon the rocks and benches lining the walk, all of them with their eyes skyward; the Juraian capital was laid out in accordance with strict building codes, included in which was a prohibition against non-directed night time light. The result was a breathtaking array of stars, undiminished by sky glow, which hung overhead in a dazzling display of natural beauty. Somehow, though, Sasami couldn’t help but think of how many more stars she could see from space. She felt a little saddened by that. Had she been irreversibly jaded? “You know,” Kenji said quietly, “the stars are beautiful here, but you can see so many more when you’re up there with them.” Sasami gave him hard look. “Are you a telepath?” Kenji looked surprised. “Um, no. Should I be?” “No, it’s just that I was thinking the exact same thing.” She reached up to brush a wind-blown strand of hair from her face. “It’s very nice here, but it just doesn’t have the punch.” “I know what you mean.” He paused for a moment, then turned to the railing and looked out across the river. “Though there’s more to the view than the stars.” “How do you mean?” He gestured generally at the rippled expanse of water. “You never hear waves lapping at a shore in space. There’s no breeze to tickle your hair against your face. There’s no crunch of dust or stone beneath your feet. You can’t taste frost coming on at night.” Kenji looked up at the stars, then continued. “I can’t see as many stars from here, but I can’t feel as many things from there. It’s a trade off. Incredible, but cold, unmoving visuals, or a vibrant, alive, but imperfect view from the ground.” He turned to look at her. “Different times, you want different things.” Sasami looked back at the stars, pondering what he’d said. “So, is that wisdom?” Kenji chuckled. “No, it’s the philosophizing of a vastly under qualified fool who’s trying to say something pretty to a beautiful woman.” Sasami blushed slightly. “Don’t knock yourself. It was pretty good.” “Good to hear it.” He was about to say something else, but a stiff gust of wind swept over them. Sasami shivered. Kenji noticed her chill. “Come on, let’s get you home and out of the wind. Before I use it as an excuse to put my arm around you.” He smiled to show he was joking, though Sasami suspected that he was at least half serious. “Where you crashing tonight? Back at Satsuma?” Sasami opened her mouth to answer, then closed it. She didn’t know what to say. She’d applied for overnight liberty, and it had been granted. Did she want to tell him that? Would he think it meant she wanted to go home with him? And would he be right? She wasn’t sure. *When in doubt, tell the truth,* she decided. “I don’t know, to be honest. I burned a weekend liberty for this little adventure, but I wasn’t smart enough to make arrangements for someplace to stay.” Kenji‘s eyebrows went up. “You know, I might take that as intent to stay out all night with me. Or stay in, as the case may be.” “You might.” Sasami shrugged. “That was awfully noncommittal.” “I guess it was.” “So was that,” Kenji laughed. “Tell you what, I know you don’t want to go back to the Hall, and since I’m a borderline masochist, let’s head to my place. I just lost a roommate two weeks ago. We were renting a place down on the delta, now half the whole house is empty.” Sasami looked at him askance. “I know, I know, it sounds suspect,” he said in response to the look, “but I promise to chain myself to my half of the house. Nothing like frustrating the hell out of myself for the night by having a gorgeous woman sleeping on the far side of the house. If that sounds too creepy, you could always go back to the palace, right?” Sasami made a face. He’d managed to go the entire evening without referencing her nobility, and she wasn’t glad of the reminder. “No, not the palace. Your place is fine, so long as there’re clean sheets and a separate bathroom. And a padlock on the bedroom door.” She smiled sweetly. “I’m sure we could arrange something. All fooling aside, I really just want to show the place off. We got a sweet deal on the house, and now that my buddy’s gone I won’t be able to hold on to it for much longer.” “Don’t worry about explaining it,” Sasami replied. “I’m okay with sleeping in extra bedrooms in guys’ houses. I had a lot of experience with that when I was younger.” ---- “Great Jurai,” Sasami exclaimed. “How did you guys afford this as students?” Kenji smiled proudly. “I told you we had a sweet deal.” Sasami found herself staring at the cavernous main room of a two-story house on a bluff overlooking the river delta. An open spiral staircase led to a half-floor loft above, and hallways stretched out in both directions below. The interior was mostly soft whites and beiges, though the individual room décor tended toward darker colors. “There’s a bay window up in the loft with a GREAT view of the delta,” Kenji remarked. Hold on a second, I’ll dig some sheets out of the hall closet and go make up the bed.” He scurried off into one of the hallways, leaving Sasami to look about. She noticed a series of framed plaques above the holoscreen and moved closer to look them over. *Good lords... graduated with merit... post-grad program... academic awards... oh, you’ve got to be kidding me, he graduated from basic in only fifteen years??? That’s impossible!* She scanned down the rest of the awards and honors, growing increasingly jealous as she went. And she thought SHE had been smart... “Ack, you found my ‘I love me’ wall,” Kenji said from behind her. “Don’t look at those, they say way too much about my ego.” He hurried past her up the stairs with his arms full of sheets. “Be back in a second.” Sasami decided to follow him up the stairs. At the top of the climb, she walked into a largish area devoid of furniture; apparently he’d been telling the truth about his departed roommate. Kenji was busily setting up a futon in the middle of the space, adding sheets and pillows as he went. He noticed her approach and spoke over his shoulder as he worked. “The bathroom’s through that door on the right, the closet’s to the left. Oh hell, that reminds me, I need to dig out some sweats or something for you to sleep in. It gets cold in here at night, the open space is too big for the heater.” Sasami almost said something very suggestive about how he could keep her warm, but stopped herself. She immediately began wondering why she’d thought of that- and why she hadn’t said it. She was finding herself in the very difficult position of not knowing exactly what she was thinking, let alone why. “Okay, that ought to do it!” Kenji straightened up from his work. “One fully made futon. Better than my own bed.” His face clouded over. “That is, unless you prefer the bed. I could make it up with new sheets, and sleep up here...” “No, it’s fine, really. It’s been a long time since I slept on a futon, but I used to like it when I did.” She looked around the area. “So, tell me, where precisely do you put the padlock? I did mention the padlock, did I not?” She looked at him sternly. “Not planning to take advantage of me, are you?” Kenji averted his eyes and laughed nervously. “Can’t say the thought hasn’t crossed my mind, but no, I wasn’t planning on it.” He thought for a moment. “Did that sound as much like fishing as I think it did?” “Yep.” Sasami smirked. “Come on, let’s go downstairs. I’m not tired yet. I think the ballgame’s still on the holo.” She headed downstairs, keeping her back to him so he couldn’t see her laughing at his answer. ---- A few hours later at the end of a terribly boring sporting event, Sasami was close to nodding off on the downstairs couch. Kenji seemed more awake, but the increasingly dark circles under his eyes gave the lie to that appearance. “Okay, that’s it for me,” she yawned. “Sack time.” Kenji looked around in an exaggerated way. Sasami watched him for a moment, then gave up and asked. “What are you doing?” “Looking for that damned padlock.” Sasami laughed. “Oh, can it.” She thought about it for a second, then made a spur-of-the-moment decision. “You can come upstairs if you want.” “Would you be terribly offended if I declined?” “No, but I’d be a bit surprised. I thought you were interested.” Sasami grinned. “Tell me I’m wrong.” “Not at all. But I’m also pretty sure I like you, and I learned a while ago that first-date sex invariably screws things up.” He paused. “Okay, now ask me again.” “What? Why?” “So I can say ‘yes’ this time.” Sasami started laughing again. “Nope. You only got one chance. But you know that custom where you get a good-night kiss if it’s been a good date?” “Yeah?” Sasami leaned forward and planted a soft kiss on Kenji’s cheek. “I had a great night. I’ll see you in the morning.” She rose and headed up the stairs. Kenji sat there for a moment, then picked up a pillow and whacked himself with it in the forehead. He fell back onto the couch, laughing bitterly. “It must run in the damn family,” he muttered. “It must be the genes.”