Hey Tenchi Fans! My name is Space Virgin Cabbit. I am writing a fanfic about my favorite anime show Tenchi Muyo! I started watching Tenchi Muyo as soon as it premiered on Cartoon Network's Toonnami Ok now to better happier occasions. This series of mine is called "Come Together" It takes place in the OVA Universe after episode 13#, Here comes Juri. The setting of the first chapter begins at eight-o clock in the morning. I have to warn you that this series has cursing, obscene gestures, nasty words and all kinds of crap that little kids are not allowed to look at. So if you're little you should not be looking at this at all. Also look out for cartoon and Anime characters that costar in my series. Hey! Some of them might become part of my series. Plus I have a special picked theme picked for each chapter! Oh and one more thing. All of the characters in my series, costar and permanent when the series begins will be legally mine lock, stock, and barrel Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! There will be a few familiar elements from the other series, see if you can recognize them. Disclaimer: I was just joking on that other sentence. I don't own Tenchi Muyo or any of its characters. (Shit! I wish I did.) I just made up these stories for fun. I'm not making any profits off of this so: DON'T SUE ME! YOU SHIT HEAD FUCKSTICKS! I think I said enough for now SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ON WITH THE STORY! COME TOGETHER-CHAPTER ONE: "The Accident" Warning!: This is a lemon so watch out for eavesdroppers while reading this fic! Broken lines, broken strings, Broken threads, broken springs, Broken idols, broken heads, People sleeping in broken beds. Ain't no use jiving. Ain't no use joking. Everything is broken. Broken bottles, broken plates, Broken switches, broken gates. Broken dishes, broken parts, Streets are filled with broken hearts. Broken words never meant to be spoken, Everything is broken. Seem like every time you stop and turn around, Something else just hit the ground. Broken cutters, broken saws, Broken buckles, broken laws, Broken bodies, broken bones, Broken voices on broken phones. Take a deep breath, feel like you're chokin', Everything is broken. Every time you leave off and go some place, Things fall to pieces in my face. Broken hands on broken ploughs, Broken treaties, broken vows, Broken pipes, broken tools, People depending on broken rules. Hound dog-howling bullfrog croaking, Everything is broken. Bob Dylan: Everything Is Broken Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Tenchi sat up in bed and yanked his alarm clock out of the electric socket. "God! I hate waking up to the sound of that every morning." He grumbled. Tenchi tossed the clock on the floor, with a sigh. "Pretty soon Ryoko will be here." He said to himself while stretching his arms. Tenchi waited a while and, then he began to count down. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." Suddenly he heard a loud voice. "YAY-HOO! TENCHI!" Tenchi quickly looked at the cyan hair girl standing in his doorway with mischief in her gold eyes. (Oh no! Here she comes!) He thought as she leapt into the air. "WHOA!" He cried out as Ryoko landed on the bed with a loud: "OOOMPH!" She crawled toward Tenchi and put her face in front of him. "Morning Tenchi." She said softly while rubbing her nose against his. "Uh, Ryoko. What are you doing on my bed?" He asked, not able to stop staring at her eyes. "I came to wake you up silly." She replied, while phasing under the covers. "Ryoko, you know I can get up by myself." Said Tenchi. "Well I came to help you. Washu told me that little boys have trouble getting up in the morning by themselves." She murmured while cuddling close to him. "Now wait a minute, that's not true. Besides I am not a little boy anymore." Tenchi protested but Ryoko put her finger against his lip. "Shhh No need to discuss this Tenchi. Besides you'll feel like a big boy when I finished with you." She replied as her hands began moving to Tenchi's private areas. "Hey stop that Ryoko." He exclaimed while pulling away from her to the edge of the bed. "What's a matta?" She asked in a phony concerned voice. "Did the big beautiful demon scare wittle Tenchi, huh? Well don't you worry, I'm not going to do anything to you..yet. Ryoko just layed on the bed close to Tenchi for the next three minutes. Afterwards Tenchi breathed a sigh a relief, but it suddenly turned into a gulp as Ryoko began to advance upon her prey. "It's time to play with my treasure." She said giggling (Uh! Oh! I'd better think of something quick!) Only one idea popped into his head. (God! I hope this works!) He thought. Tenchi sat up and pointed at the wall. "Hey, what's that outside the window?" He asked. "Oh wow! Where? I want to see." Ryoko said turning to what Tenchi was pointing at. While she had her back turned for the moment, Tenchi quickly ran out of his room. "Man I can't believe she fell for it again!" He snickered. "I'm out of here!" He stopped when he reached men's bathroom. "Well that's that. Now for a nice morning bath." Tenchi sighed triumphantly The lock on the doorknob clicked suddenly and Tenchi's father, Noboyuki stepped out. "Morning Tenchi." He said half asleep while heading towards the stairway, with a porn magazine tucked under his arm. The odor stung Tenchi's nose and he quickly closed the door to ajar with a look of disgust. "Phew! Hygiene or no hygiene I'm not going in there." He said holding his nose. "My bath can wait for a while anyway." Tenchi heard the TV blasting downstairs in the den, and he noticed that Sassami and Mihoshi were sitting in Indian Style playing a Digimon Digital Monster video game. "Oh no, I'm toast!" Cried Mihoshi as Sassami finished her playing character within a few seconds. "Oh poot!" She said frustrated "That's seventh time you've beat me." "Well I warned you that I'm an expert at this game." Said Sassami with a giggle. "Oh yea just you wait, I'll get you yet!" Mihoshi said as started punching buttons on the controller. Suddenly Katsuhito entered into the den. "Ah Miss Mihoshi. I have been looking for you." He said with a bow "Yes Sir." She answered while getting ready to play another round. "There is a call for you in your spaceship. It is sounds very urgent and it can't really wait." "Ok, I'll be right there. Sorry Sassami I got to go tend to some business for now, ok. After I do that, I'll come back and play with you." "Ok." Sassami replied absently with her eyes glued to the screen. "Mihoshi quickly put on her GP high heel boots, and rushed out the door. Sassami then turned from the TV and looked at Katsuhito with hopeful eyes. "Grandfather would you like to play with me?" She asked while pointing to the TV. Katsuhito walked towards Sassami and sat down. "I have some time on my hands so why not?" He replied. He bent over and grabbed the controller, when suddenly something in his bladder told him he needed to go. "I'm so sorry but I have to run to the restroom, but I'll be back, Ok." He said while standing up. Sassami sighed dejectedly "Ok fine then. Besides I need to get breakfast going." Katsuhito placed game controller on the carpet and quickly headed upstairs to the bathroom, while Sassami walked into the kitchen to prepare the food. "Oh my, do I have to go." He mumbled while rushing past Tenchi, who was still standing in the hallway. "Hey Grandpa!" Tenchi called out trying to get his grandfather's attention. "Just a minute Tenchi." he called back. He ran into the bathroom and slammed the door. Tenchi chuckled. "Boy, I guess he did have to go." Meanwhile back in Tenchi's room. Ryoko was still staring at the window trying to find the thing that Tenchi was pointing to. "Hey I don't want to miss anything." She said out loud. A couple of seconds later Ryoko realized that he had tricked her. Especially when she turned back around to find that Tenchi was gone. "Grrrrrr! Damn it! I'll get him!" Ryoko snarled as she flew into the hallway. She quickly flew out of the room and phased right in front of Tenchi. "Hey! That's no way to treat a lady!" She growled with her fists clinched. Tenchi stopped chuckling at the sound of her voice, as a big sweat drop trickled down his face. Ryoko jumped up and tackled a yelping Tenchi to the floor. "You stupid baka." She whispered in his ear. "You should know better not use the same trick on space pirate like me." Tenchi struggled to get up but Ryoko held tight to him, by wrapping her hands and feet around his. Tenchi took a deep breath and sighed. He was captured, again. "Now Tenchi. Where were we, before you interrupted us?" She asked softly. "Um I don't know." Replied Tenchi. "Never mind." Said Ryoko. "I'll start over. Did you sleep well last night?" "Um I a oh I slept um I slept fine last night um thanks for asking." He said nervously hoping that Ayeka wouldn't happen to come down the hallway to catch Ryoko all over him. Ryoko dropped her voice to a whisper. "Tenchi why are you still afraid of me? I won't bite." Tenchi's face turned red at that. "Um I'm not afraid." "Well then why aren't you looking at me?" She asked softly "I can't really face you because you're laying on top of me. Can't you get off?" He pleaded. Actually she wasn't that heavy, only a couple pounds less than he was. (Hmmm this is fun.) Ryoko thought. (He is so cute when he begs for mercy. But in this case I'll give him a break. Besides I have another trick up my sleeve.) "Ok Tenchi you win." She replied letting a smile slip out. "Thank you." He said Ryoko climbed off of Tenchi. As soon as he was standing up she pounced back on top of him. "Hey, Ryoko get off!" Yelped Tenchi. Ryoko dug her bare toes between his, in order to stop him from kicking. "I forgot to tell you something, my Tenchi." She whispered into his ear. "You have fooled a very powerful pirate for a short time. Such an act of bravery like that, coming from you, should be rewarded." "Um that's very nice of you Ryoko but.." Said Tenchi but Ryoko interrupted him. "Be quiet." She said sternly. "I'm trying to think of the perfect reward that would be the best for you. Now let me see." (Hmmm what would be a perfect reward for him?) Tenchi realized that he wasn't going anywhere for a good while. Which unfortunately would cause him to be late for breakfast. Ayeka would be really sore at him. Plus if she ever found out about Ryoko giving her rewards to him, it might spark another catfight between both of them. At the same time however he was also very curious about his so called reward. Tenchi did not have to wait long to find out. Suddenly Ryoko said out loud: "Ah Ha! I got it Tenchi! The perfect reward, just for you." She climbed off of him with one arm still wrapped around his waist. She then sat down in an Indian style and pulled Tenchi into her lap. "Um Ryoko what exactly is the reward you're going to give me?" Asked Tenchi nervously. "You'll see." answered Ryoko. "So chill out and enjoy it." She turned her head around to check for any intruders. (Yes! No sign of anyone yet, so I'm good to go.) She thought. Ryoko snapped her fingers, and out of nowhere a large plastic bottle appeared in her hand. She then unscrewed it and pushed the mouth of the bottle at Tenchi's nose. "Here take a whiff of this." The sweet aroma of tropical fruits drowned his nostrils. "Wow, that smells nice. So is that my reward? A bottle of perfume?" He asked. "Oh no Tenchi." Ryoko replied. "That's only half the fun. Here, lie down for me." She commanded pointing to her lap. Tenchi obeyed her. Ryoko then stared at his T-shirt silently as if she was thinking of something. "Good boy Tenchi but that has got to go." "What has to go?" Ryoko didn't answer him; instead she grabbed the top of his shirt and jerked it off of him. "Whoa! Hey what are you doing?" "Relax Tenchi. How am I going to give you a massage when you're wearing a shirt?" "A m ma ma masage?" Tenchi nervously stuttered out loud. "Yes that's right Tenchi, a massage." Said Ryoko "Have you ever had one?" "Um not that I know of." Replied Tenchi. (Uh oh, I already know where this would lead to.) "Is that where you have to get (gulp) naked?" "Hmm get naked? Hey good idea Tenchi." With that Ryoko yanked her dress off and tossed on the floor. "So tell me. How do you like my new lingerie?" She asked, turning his head towards her. Tenchi's eyes got really big as he stared at the sight that most kids his age would kill to look at. Ryoko had on a midnight black bra, (that was exposing practically half of her breasts) and a pair of midnight black panties. Tenchi also noticed that a tiny bit of cyan pubic hair was sticking out from them. "I just bought it yesterday evening for a little surprise." She said with a smile Tenchi felt a little bit of blood trickle down from his nose as he stared as if hypnotized by the beautiful girl's perfect body. "You know I would take off my underwear too but this isn't really a good place to do it." She added while her teeth sparkled in the morning light. Tenchi was still staring at her, not saying anything. A small trickle of drool began running down from his lips to his chin. (Yes! I got him right where I wanted) She thought happily. "Anyway thanks for the idea. I feel much comfortable now. In fact since you did that I'll make your massage an extra fifteen minutes long." Said Ryoko as began pouring the orange cream in her hands. She silently started rubbing him down with the cream. The tropical odor was now filling up the hallway. "Wow this really feels good." Tenchi said after a while out loud. "Oh God I never had been pampered like this before." "Well now you have, by the most wanted space pirate in the universe." She whispered Ryoko's hands went up, down, and around his back. She then softly tickled his shoulder blades with her fingernails. She also added more cream when she couldn't rub him smoothly. Finally Tenchi decided to take advantage of it for a little bit. "A little bit lower please."(A minute later) "A little bit higher please."(A minute later) "Please do it harder."(A minute later) "Hey can you rub my shoulders too?" "Hmm you're a fast learner Tenchi." Ryoko cooed as she obeyed each one of his requests. (Wow this is it! I'm finally getting Tenchi all to my self.) Ryoko thought triumphantly while she rubbed his back. Seeing Tenchi so relaxed in her lap, Ryoko suddenly had an urge to bend down and kiss him. Unfortunately she might get that cream on her lips, and it would probably taste nasty. In the mean time while that was going on, Katsuhito had already finished urinating into the commode. "Ah that's better." He said with a sigh of relief. He bent down to flush the toilet when a bunch of terds, urine, toilet paper, and cum floating in the bowl, caught his eye. "Oh my lord, this very nasty. Hmm I wonder what kind of infidel would be so lazy not to flush the commode after he's through?" He said outloud. Katsuhito noticed some coupons to order porn magazines were lying on the top of the toilet. "It's seems like my perverted son in law is the culprit for this. I'll have to scold him when he gets back." He sighed while pushing the flusher down. "Well that's that." He said, while walking to the door. The shit pile churned and swirled but it didn't go down. Instead it went up and began spilling on the floor. Katsuhito heard it hit the floor and he quickly ran back slipping and slidding in the mess. "Oh God! How in the world do you get this thing to shut off!" He muttered holding his nose. "Oh wait! Now I remember!" He reached behind the toilet and turned the valve, ignoring the crap that was already raining down on him. "Come on! Come on! Please!' Katsuhito begged. However he did felt silly talking to a toilet. Finally he managed to shut off the water, ending the flowing river of stinky waste. "Oh my. Look at this mess." He sighed gazing at the floor "I guess I have to clean it up then." Back in the hallway Tenchi was blissfully enjoying his reward. Ryoko treasured each time when he grinned and said "Oh Ryoko that feels good." His massage was only halfway over when he began to feel sleepy. Ryoko noticed that too and a new idea popped into her head. (I'll get him to fall asleep so we can go take a nap his bed.) She thought slyly. With her right hand she kept rubbing his back but with the other hand she reached over and began rocking Tenchi back and forth ever so slightly. That in turn caused to make a large yawn. While waiting for him to fall asleep, Ryoko this time was taking no chances. She formed a double, and sent it down the hallway to make absolutely sure that the princess was still shut up in her room, where she belonged. The double came back a minute later and said, "That bitch is still asleep." She reported giving the real Ryoko thumbs up. (Alright! So far everything is going my way!) Ryoko thought happily. She did not see the Princess of Juri open her door and began to walk down the hallway a few minutes later. Ryoko was massaging him which in turn got Tenchi so relaxed that his eyes were half way closed and it looked like he was about to fall asleep. Before he would drift off into La La Land he whispered out one more time (not realizing that Ayeka can hear him) "Oh that feels so good Ryoko." Fury was on Ayeka's face big time, as she stared at Tenchi and Ryoko in their underwear. (How dare her! That horrid witch to strip Lord Tenchi naked and do filthy, disgusting acts on him! I'll put a stop to this right now!) She thought angrily. "Come on Tenchi, time for bed." Ryoko said softly as she wrapped her arms around her prize and prepared to teleport to his room. "Take your hands off of him this instant!" Ayeka barked loudly. Tenchi woke up instantly to the sound of her voice Ryoko ignored the Princess's command. "Didn't you hear what I said! You she-demon!" She yelled stamping her foot. "No, and can't you be any nicer to me? All you ever do is shout, bark, and whine when you are talking to somebody." Ryoko said as she stood up with Tenchi to face her pain in the ass. "You better take that back you ugly thing." Ayeka growled with clenched teeth. "Make me Miss Pissy Prissy Pants." Ryoko snarled back. "What in hell's name did you call me!?" Ayeka shouted. "You heard me." Ryoko replied sneering at the princess "Hey, stop it you two, this is not a sitcom." Tenchi called out. "Excuse me lord Tenchi this woman is putting her hands all over you. Don't you find that a bit offensive?" Ayeka asked while turning towards Tenchi. Tenchi was about to speak but Ryoko quickly cut him off. "He likes it." She said smiling. "Hmph! That is not the Jurian way to show affection to other men Ryoko!" Ayeka snapped loudly. "Well Tenchi finds no problem with my ways at all. Isn't that right Tenchi?" Ryoko asked while patting him on the head. "Um.I guess." Tenchi replied sheepishly. "See I told you so." Said Ryoko "You know Ryoko giving somebody a massage is not really a lovable approach." Ayeka said calmly. "Oh is that a fact? Tenchi said it feels good." Retorted Ryoko. "Ah come now and be serious. I already know what your you are up to. You're just getting him all buttered up. So he can lust after you but he won't love you in the end of course. So give up, that little scheme of yours is not going to work." Ayeka said with a haughty laugh. "Ha! Oh, now I have seen everything. A rich princess from Juri is now telling a bunch lies to a space pirate like my self." Ryoko smirked. "How dare you call me a liar Ryoko! I come from a very well to do family on where lying is strictly prohibited and it has very severe consequences." Said Ayeka sharply. "Hey is that Juri's Royal Family?" called Ryoko as she pointed to the window "Oh my God!" cried Ayeka as she turned away to look. "See ya sucker!" Ryoko yelled as she quickly grabbed Tenchi and flew with him down the stairs. "Hey Ryoko!" Tenchi called out at her. "Relax Tenchi and enjoy the ride." Ryoko said. She set him down on the floor in the den and turned around to look at the results of her move. The princess was now quaking with rage. She made the meanest face she could think of, by exposing her white teeth. She raised her right hand making a fist and, popped her middle finger up at the pirate. "Fuck you! Fuck you and that carrot eating ship of yours!" She screamed. "My are we using very strong words today! So why don't you shut up? Besides Tenchi wouldn't want listen to a grouchy chatterbox like you!" Ryoko yelled back. A double came out of her body and stood at the foot of the stairs. "Oh by the way princess, here is my opinion on the royal family of Juri!" she yelled as the double and her flipped the princess the El Birdo. "Please girls let's just stop all of this mess right now." Tenchi begged as Ayeka started summoning her Juri powers. "Ryoko, you gruesome daughter of a bitch! You've tricked me! You've also defied Juri's royal family! Just for that I'll teach you some manners that you will never forget!" She snarled at the space pirate while ignoring Tenchi's pleas. "Ha! Give me your best shot, you old maid!" Ryoko yelled back Ayeka shot down a blast of beefed up Juri power at her foe. Her double went back into Ryoko as she powered up her force field and bounced the blast back to Ayeka's direction. The deadly blast headed straight for her. Ayeka quickly turned toward the nearest door and began hauling ass, slamming it behind her "Ha! Ha! Ha! Serves you right for trying to take my Tenchi away from me!" Ryoko yelled triumphantly, wrapping Tenchi in a big strong bear hug. The princess ran inside the bathroom not realizing she's barefoot and the floor is covered with shit. "Oh my! This floor is so filthy!" She exclaimed while feeling her self slip. She struggled for balance by grabbing hold of the sink. "Ryoko why did you do that to Ayeka?" Tenchi asked while they walked back up the steps. "Because I won't let that snobbish princess take my cute Tenchi away from me that's why." Tenchi took a deep breath and said. "Ryoko have you ever stopped to think about all the damage that will cost Dad a fortune to repair, when you two keep picking violent fights with each other?" "I don't care. Besides your father is a pretty good sport about all of this ever since I came to live with you." Ryoko replied "Look, I'll talk about all this with you later, but for right now lets go eat." Tenchi said. "Alright Tenchi. Besides I'm starved." Ryoko said licking her lips. "Hey are you coming down to eat with us Ayeka?" Tenchi asked out loud. "Tenchi why should you care about her? Ayeka can come down when ever she's hungry. Besides she has been nothing but trouble ever since she came over here." Said Ryoko as she tugged at his arm. "Well I just want to make sure she is all right. Hey, I would do the same for you too." He replied. " Alright fine, Tenchi." Ryoko said as they stepped into the bathroom. "Eww! Yuck! What stinks in here?" she asked holding her nose Tenchi looked at the mess on the floor and then at Ayeka. "Aw no! Ayeka did you do any of this?" Ayeka stared at him with embarrassment. "Lord Tenchi I have nothing to do with this filth." She replied as her face turned red. "Well I would like to know who is responsible for this mess." Tenchi replied crossing his arms. "I am, Tenchi." Answered Katsuhito bending behind the toilet. "You Grandpa! You did this?" he asked completely baffled. "Yes that is true. I kind of had an accident in here." He felt on his face and realized that something was missing. "Oh I believe I dropped my glasses. Do you see them Miss Ayeka?" Ayeka recognized them lying on the floor. "Yes." She replied pointing at them. "Here let me get them for you." Ayeka started to walk towards the glasses but began slipping in the mess again. She grabbed hold of the sink and sat on it. "There now I won't have to take another step in that filth." she said scooting her butt further on the sink. "Hey, Ayeka if I were you I would get off of there right now before." Ryoko warned (Crack!) (Crack!) (Crack!) The sink began to give out under the princess's weight. "Oh no! Ayeka get off of there, before it breaks!" called Tenchi It was way too late for Tenchi to tell her that. The pipes began to bend and the sink started to fall away. As a last desperate effort to keep her balance, she grabbed hold of the medicine cabinet on the wall. That absolutely did her any good as Ayeka fell, taking the medicine cabinet and pieces of the wall with her. "Aaaiiiiyyyeeee!" Ayeka screamed as she hit the shit-soaked floor with the pipes, sink, medicine cabinet and all. The sink pipes clattered over into the corner. The sink fell barely missing Ayeka and (SMASHED) into many pieces big and small. The medicine cabinet (EXPLODED) when it hit the floor by the sink and it scattered its pieces of mirror and, contents all over the floor. To add some more chaos to the situation for Ayeka the wall began drenching her with hot and cold water. Kasuhito saw this and he began to walk carefully towards the soaking wet princess. He did not notice the bar of soap on the floor, (that was knocked off of the sink earlier.) He stepped on it causing him to fall backwards toward the window taking the shade with him. Ayeka slowly got up, soaking wet and pissed than ever before. "I told you to get off of the sink but you wouldn't listen so." Said Ryoko giggling "That's enough Ryoko." Said Tenchi tapping her on the shoulder. "Are you alright Ayeka?" " Hell No! I'm not feeling all right! Oh God damn it! I'm covered in filth!" Ayeka wailed looking down on her self. Suddenly Sassami ran into the bathroom gasping for breath. "Oh Wow! What happened in here? I heard Ayeka scream." "Ayeka had a little accident." Said Tenchi while scratching the back of his head. "Wow, it looks like Ayeka had a really big accident." She said gazing at the filthy bathroom. "Stifle yourself Sassami!" barked Ayeka Aw give your sister a break Ayeka. You're the one who brought this on your self. If you had listened to Tenchi and me, you wouldn't look like you came from a slum. I mean just look at you. You're covered in shit. Said Ryoko, pointing at Ayeka's soiled kimono. Katsuhito noticed that Tenchi was wearing only red boxer shorts and Ryoko was wearing only black lingerie. "Ah Tenchi." He chuckled softly pointing at both of them. "It looks like for the first time, you have been spending some quality time with one of the ladies. Haven't you? "Yes that's right." Ryoko said. "We sure have. In fact Tenchi said he liked being with me the most out of all of the girls." She turned and flashed a warm smile to him. "WHHHAAAAAATTT!!!!!" Screeched Ayeka. "THAT'S IT RYOKO, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!!!" She ran at Ryoko while screaming." Her feet began to lose traction causing her to fall and make a split with her legs. Ayeka felt the pain go from her thighs to her butt, but what was worse was that the bottom of her kimono had split right down the middle revealing her purple panties. "Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ayeka you look so stupid!" Ryoko cried laughing her head off. Ayeka saw a roll of toilet paper by her side. She reached over and grabbed it. With an angry cry of rage, she threw it at Ryoko but missed. As soon as she missed she began chunking any thing that she could lay her hands on, at Ryoko, while yelling. "GO TO HELL! YOU FUCKING WHORE! Glass, metal, porcelain, sheet rock, some bars of soap, toothbrushes, aspirin bottles, more toilet paper rolls, shaving cream bottles, razors, tweezers, fingernail clippers, toe nail clippers, scissors, a bottle of alcohol, a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a bottle of cough syrup, went sailing through the air. Ryoko's laughter was making her lean on Tenchi for support, while her force field protected them from the flying missiles. "Oh stop! No more! I might wet my self!" She said between laughs. "I think you just did." Said Sassami pointing to Ryoko's crotch. Ryoko looked down on her self. "Oh my God! My new black lingerie panties! "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Look who's laughing now Ryoko! Ayeka said triumphantly. She looked at Tenchi while ignoring the princess. "Er, I'll be right back!" Her face turned cherry red and she quickly flew down the hall, while big sweat drops form on everybody else's head. Down stairs the short red headed scientist Little Washu, who had just came out of her lab, saw her daughter Ryoko fly straight past her. "Hey Ryoko where's the fire?" she asked "Go upstairs into the men's bathroom and find out for your self." It's so hilarious! She said laughing while floating to the women's bathroom. Washu walked up toward the bathroom and peered in at the disaster. "Eeek! Shit! Did Mihoshi do all this?" She exclaimed. "No. My sister Ayeka did." Answered Sassami Washu looked at the older princess sitting in the middle of the debris with her ripped kimono and started to giggle. "You seemed to be worthy of the Jurian crown until now Ayeka." "What's that supposed to mean? You retarded red haired bitch!" she shouted at the scientist. "Hey who are you calling retarded, Princess Dyke? Washu said angrily as she took a step up towards Ayeka. "Alright that's enough for now." Katsuhito said firmly as he slowly stood up and grabbed some towels out of the cabinet. He tossed them onto the floor to make a path for Ayeka, while picking his glasses up off of the floor. He then walked carefully towards the princess and shut the water off. Next he helped Ayeka to her feet and they began to walk out of the bathroom holding on to each other in case one of them would lose their balance on the wet floor. They both headed down the hallway. "Would you care for some of my herbal tea while we get cleaned up?" He asked softly "Yes please." Ayeka whimpered. He noticed that the princess was in badly needed of cleaning up, and also she was limping. "Princess Ayeka. Do you feel alright?" He asked his voice full of concern. "Oh not really its just oh! My leg!" She cried out suddenly. She slipped and fell on the floor. Katsuhito reached over and helped the trembling princess back on her feet while saying: "When we get to my office I'll put some ice on you. Maybe it will relieve you of pain." "Thank you" said Ayeka as they both walked out of the house and up the steps towards the Masaki Shrine. Ayeka soon found herself, sitting on a soft mat inside Katsuhito's office. She looked around her surroundings and, noticed a small red cat with a brass bell on a collar around its neck layed fast asleep. "Oh hello little kitty." Ayeka said softly as she patted its head. At that moment Katsuhito walked with a large ice bucket of ice, some ice packs, and some bandages. "Sorry Chibi but I got to take care of this lovely princess of Juri so I need you to move out of the way." Katsuhito said as he picked up the cat by the scruff of its neck and moved it onto another mat on the other side of the room. "That used to be Tenchi's cat but I adopted it from him because he has been neglectful for its food and attention. Now Miss Ayeka which leg is it the right or left?" "Both of them" She responded softly. Katsuhito began looking over both of them, checking for any foreign marks; scratches, scrapes, broken bones, or bleeding wounds. He did not find any but, he managed to find two large bruises; one on each leg. "Oh Miss Ayeka there is nothing wrong with your legs except these bruises I found. Its best for you to keep ice on these at all times and stay off your feet for a while. You could stay here and take a nap if you like." He said "Yes that would be lovely." Ayeka replied "Good. Here you can have my bed I won't be using it until tonight." Katsuhito picked up the princess, took off her Jurian kimono and slowly put her in his bed. He fixed her ice packs on her legs and gave her a cup of herbal tea. "Is there anything else I can get you?" Katsuhito offered. Ayeka sat up against the pillow with the tea in her hand. "Yes I'm having trouble falling asleep. Can you think of anything that will help me rest." "Well let's see. Oh I know when I go to sleep I have Chibi, (you know, my cat) keep me company. You're not allergic to cats are you?" "Oh no of course not. Go right ahead." Katsuhito left the room and came back with Chibi and put him in the princess's waiting arms. "He is usually well behaved and he sleeps more than I do but he'll keep you warm and cozy. Now you be good for Miss Ayeka ok." Katsuhito said pointing his finger at the cat. He stood up and bowed before Ayeka humbly. "I shall leave so you can get some rest. I'll be back to check on you later." Katsuhito exited with the dirty robe in his arm and he took off the dirty kimono he was wearing. He put both of them in the dirty clothes hamper and he changed into a fresh clean kimono on his way out of the office. Then he walked back to the house. Meanwhile everybody was staying behind, picking up junk in the bathroom. "This place is a wreck!" said Washu bending down and picking the pieces of the sink, medicine cabinet, smashed sheet rock, broken glass, and tossed them into a black garbage bag she brought with her. The others soon joined in picking up and Ryoko came back with some more garbage bags and helped too. "Hey Little Washu is there anything salvageable?" asked Tenchi "The only thing salvageable is the pipes, the towels, and the window shade, everything else just throw it away." She answered. "Hey tell me something little Ryoko, were Tenchi and you playing strip poker or something? She said pointing to her black underwear. It's none of you business Washu! She snapped. "Also it looks like you wee-weed in your little panties. I thought I properly potty trained you when you was three years old." Washu added while looking at the large wet spot on Ryoko's crotch. "Grrrrrr! Cut it out!" She yelled angrily "Heh Heh Just kidding, little Ryoko." Giggled Washu. "Hey Washu. What about the stuff from the medicine cabinet?" Asked Sassami "Throw all of that away too. We don't need anymore germs in here." Washu replied "Where is that stupid Mihoshi? She can at least come up here and give us a hand!" Ryoko said out loud as she angrily shoved the bent up cabinet door into the bag. "Hey Mihoshi! Get your useless butt over here!" She yelled loudly. "Calm down Ryoko. I'm helping too. Besides if she was in here, no offense for her, but she might make a bigger mess by trying to help pick up." Said Tenchi as he carefully hung the window shade back in the window." "Well I guess your right about that." Sighed Ryoko. After all what is the worst that could happen when she is around?" Sassami asked casually. Washu, Tenchi, and Ryoko looked at each other and then at the mess and then at Sassami. "You have no idea." They all said at the same time and then they burst out laughing. They stopped laughing five minutes later after picturing in their heads about the worse disasters that Mihoshi could cause by accident. Then they all headed down stairs and got cleaned up. Meanwhile Mihoshi Kuramitsu the goofiest ditz, but a fairly honest law woman on the Galaxy Police Force was sitting in the cockpit of her patrol ship underwater. She was getting ready to answer her call while munching on a Chocolate Chip Granola Bar. Mihoshi had gone through the usual ups and downs in her job lately. (Flashback): At first when she was working with her ex partner Kiyone Makibi, the chief was regretting the day he ever hired her, and he even considered her a first class disaster area. Mihoshi was also eating up the budget by wrecking way too many patrol ships, giving the wrong person the wrong ticket, blowing the cover on many raids, letting her guard down, falling asleep on night shifts and letting crooks get away. Things went even more downhill as many of the officers began resenting her and they begged right in front of her not to be assigned with her. One day the police chief began to lay off other officers and he came really close to firing Mihoshi. That could cause her to make an early retirement with a bad case of constipation (the doctor told her she had been eating too many sweets and not enough vegetables) unless she improved her self. Poor Mihoshi, she thought that would be impossible but, with the help of a very good and faithful friend she knew since Elementary School, she managed to make a great comeback. After that, overnight Mihoshi became one the best law enforcement detectives' money can't buy. She got a rake off of illegal liquor, contraband, raiding casinos, busting a giant prostitution agency and arrested seventeen wanted pimps and over fifty prostitutes. So basically the chief didn't fire her instead he gave her a raise in her salary and she got a medal for being brave about her duties and a loud gun salute. Unfortunately her ex partner had left the Galaxy Police to find a new job at another police station, mainly to get away from Mihoshi before she has a nervous break down. Even after all that, Mihoshi's mood still never changed. She still acts like her same old good- natured, friendly, ditzy, clumsy self. (End of Flashback) Mihoshi sat back and swallowed the rest of the Granola Bar while switching on her ship computer. "Ah Good morning Miss Mihoshi. There has been a person trying to call you since five am in the morning." Said the computer "Hey Yukinojo can you get me a glass of water? That Granola Bar made me thirsty." Mihoshi yawned. A minute later a tall glass filled water and ice appeared in front of her. "Gee thanks Yukinojo. You even put ice in it since I forgot to tell you." "Your welcome. Is there any thing else I can do for you Miss Mihoshi?" "As a mater of fact there is something I need you do for me." Mihoshi said taking a sip of her water. "I want you to track down that call and give me the location and number of the phone that was used to make it. "Yes mam Miss Mihoshi. I'm searching for the number and the location of the phone right now. (Five minutes later) "Miss Mihoshi. I have located the number of the phone but I can't locate the phone itself that is connected to that call. It is so out of reach, I am unable to decipher it. I'm so sorry Miss Mihoshi." "That's alright Yukinojo anyway call that number and see if anyone will answer." Mihoshi said calmly as she took another sip of her water." "I am dialing the number now, would you like to see it?" "Sure why not?" The number appeared on the screen as dial tones echoed throughout the ship. Mihoshi waited quietly for someone to pick up while drinking the rest of her ice water. "Wow. That sure is a long number." She muttered looking at the screen. About twenty-one rings later, Yukinojo spoke up. "Miss Mihoshi somebody answered, would you like me to put him or her on?" "Go right ahead Yukinojo." The screen lit up and a very familiar person appeared. Mihoshi dropped her empty cup to the floor while staring at the screen with a huge happy grin spread across her face. "HEY MIHOSHI DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME!? The person cried with glee "OH MY GOD! OH! OH! YES I DO! IT"S YOU!!!!! Mihoshi squealed with delight. That was my first chapter, for my first fan fic. I hoped you really liked it. Sorry to Leave You Hanging but I got to go for now but don't worry your stupid little heads. I like to apologize for the fans that expected any lemon elements or situations between the characters in the first chapter but that is not how I want to start it out yet. You might say that this actually kind of tart right now. The situations will get extremely sour in the later chapters. Just wait and see what happens next. I'll be back with chapter two "Mihoshi's Friend" Feel free to praise or flame me about what you think so far about my Fanfic. Go ahead and email me at my own personal mailbox. The address is spacevirgincabbit15@yahoo.com. So long! Love: The Space Virgin Cabbit Ps I'll turn sixteen in November this year This chapter was completed on August 3, 2001 Updated and remade on October 6, 2001