Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi or any of his supporting cast. I just own the perverted ideas to do this to them. If you're under the age of 18... you more than likely know the routine, but I doubt you'll listen so I won't bother telling you. As always if you don't like long winded sex stories or have a sick obsession with the characters within, GET AWAY NOW! If you keep reading it's your own fault. Without further interruption I present Tenchi Muyo: The Clone Chronicles. "So what do you want to do today my little guinea pig?" Washu said, dropping the hologram of her made up appearance into the casual sleepwear she wore before the panicked princess arrived. "To be perfectly honest with you," Tenchi said watching her crawl up the bed towards him, "I don't want to do anything today but lay here with you." He ultimately said, pulling the redhead on top of himself. "Good, because I'm still sleepy." The scientist yawned out, before going to sleep against his chest. Tenchi merely smiled, unconsciously draping an arm around her, before he to fell back into a silent slumber. Back in the lab, Ayeka and her Tenchi were finally releasing an almost surreal kiss for air. "I think we should get out of here, who knows what may come to life and attack us." Ayeka said, obviously with an ulterior motive in mind. "Sure, some big scary machine of Washu's will attack us if we hang around." Tenchi said falsely shaking with fear. "Oh shut up you. Let's just get out of here." Ayeka said shaking her head, fighting off a small giggle at his overacting. Tenchi stopped his little production offering the woman a hand, which she accepted, but not before soaking in his shirtless presence for a while longer. "Are you going to stare all day or can we get out of this "evil" place?" Tenchi said suppressing a small laugh at her dazed expression. "Huh? Oh, yes, let's go." The princess finally said. As they walked arm and arm through the door Ayeka felt compelled to speak, "You know, I must say you have a magnificent chest." She said once again paying more attention to the man's physical appearance than she'd ever done in the past. "Thanks, but I think yours is better." He said letting his own hungry eyes rest on the objects of his desire. Ayeka put a hand to her mouth and slightly chuckled with his compliment. Walking around the corner into the living room the happy couple was blinded briefly by a flash of light, which eventually faded into the kissing forms of Tenchi and Sasami. "EHEM!" Ayeka coughed out to inform them of other people in the room. Hearing the obvious cough, Tenchi reluctantly separated his mouth from theirs before casting a small smile at the princess. "Uh, Sasami when did you get to be so tall?" Ayeka queried noticing her sister was a good head taller than Tenchi now. Sasami began to ponder it herself before Tenchi gave the explanation for her. "They're floating again." He said lifting her robe to show her feet were dangling in mid air. "They're?" What they're?" The princess asked staring at her floating sister. Once again the pair opted for the silent treatment, letting their collective glance at Ayeka speak for them. Ayeka didn't get the full story with the glance, if she had she would have noticed her sister's eyes were a deeper shade of pink. "How long do you think she'll walk around us before she gets it?" Tsunami said. "Don't know, but I feel kind of weird with all the staring, say something." Sasami said eyeing her sister's paranoid movements. "Well I give up. What they..." Ayeka said, her tone dramatically lowering looking into Sasami's face at close range. "BOO!" The dual toned voice said landing with a small splat of bare feet without warning. "AAAAH!" Ayeka screamed leaping back a few feet. "Sasami it's not proper to scare people like that." The startled woman scolded. "True, but I'm not Sasami." The voice said with Tsunami's in lead. "Tsunami?" It was more of a statement than a question. "What did you do with Sasami?" The princess asked, trying to curb her arching paranoia. "Eh, she didn't do anything with me. I'm still here... we both are." Sasami's voice in lead didn't help the elder princess any in her attempts to cope. "What do you mean we both are?" At this question the two Tenchi exchanged a brief look of confusion. "I mean exactly what I said. Tsunami's here, I'm here, so we're both here pretty much says it all." Sasami said already losing patience in her sister. "We're going to have to go over this again aren't we?" Sasami asked her other half. "Probably." Tsunami said sounding a little annoyed herself. "You... Oh just forget it. If you're here I guess Sasami said you could do it. I'm too tired to deal with this right now. Could you however do me one favor?" Ayeka said walking back to her abandoned Tenchi. "Depends." The extortion heavy voice of her sister registered. "Yes, I see you're definitely still Sasami." Ayeka said recognizing that tone. "Anyway, could you talk in one voice? That echoing thing is really disturbing." She said. "We could, but we won't." Sasami said with a slight grin. "Why not?" Ayeka retorted almost insulted by the refusal. "If we did you couldn't tell who you were talking too. This way you'll be able to tell a lot easier." Tsunami finished. Ayeka was about to continue arguing when her Tenchi intervened, "Makes sense to me. Something else to get used to, I suppose." He said pondering the eventful changes of the past day. "Fine. Let's just go back to sleep." Ayeka said rolling her eyes at it all. "You sleep, we've got breakfast to make." Sasami chimed out grabbing a rather deep kiss from her Tenchi before walking off to the kitchen. "And we've got a date with grandpa." Tenchi said to his other self currently walking up the stairs. The man groaned at this news. "You don't mind do you Ayeka?" He asked half hoping she did, so he could have an excuse not to go. "Go right ahead, just wake me when you get back." Ayeka said, before she to, received a kiss from the man. Once free from her lips they exchanged a small smile before he turned and went back down the stairs. "Let's go, I have some where I need to be." Tenchi said to himself watching Ayeka's frame until she was out of view. "I know the feeling." The Ami duo's Tenchi said watching them work in the kitchen. Meanwhile, Ayeka was starting to feel the repercussions of her first session of lovemaking. "Hehe, well this is an interesting little present." Ayeka mused aloud unconsciously altering her gate to accommodate the pain. "Got you too, eh princess?" Ryoko said appearing in front of the woman, clothed in the same shirt of Tenchi's from the cave. "I don't know what you're talking about Ryoko." The princess said with as much attitude present in her. "Ah, your lips lie. But your walk speaks the truth." The former space pirate said letting her internal happiness radiate through her face. Ayeka wanted desperately to be embarrassed or even upset with the woman, but somehow she was just too happy to be upset with anything or anyone. "Guess it's a good thing you can fly." Ayeka said letting a small bit of her own happiness come forth. Ryoko's smile faded while she pondered Ayeka's statement. Ryoko's eyes met Ayeka's and a moment of silence passed before the two erupted in a mountain of laughter, one of the few they ever mutually shared. "HaHaHaHa! Good one princess, HaHaHaHa!" Ryoko said floating on her back trying to contain herself. "Hehehehe, thank you." Ayeka said before realizing she had thanked her supposed rival. "I guess this is sort of her fault. Now the real question is, would you trade the events of this morning for it not to be her "fault"?" Ayeka thought watching the space pirate slowly recovering from her laughing fit. "Yeah, I guess it is a good thing I can fly. If I couldn't I'd have to waddle along like you." Ryoko waited for her obvious barb to be rewarded with a nice comeback. "Considering the circumstances that brought this "waddle" on as you call it, I'd be more than happy to waddle along forever." Ayeka said proudly. "Me too..." Ryoko said flashing back to the hours of mind blowing sex she'd had. "Ryoko, I'd like to say, for this whole Tenchi thing. I'd like to tell you uh, th, than..." Ayeka just couldn't seem to force herself to say it. The woman had finally given her (Or at least been instrumental in giving) what she'd wanted more than anything and she couldn't offer a small thank you. "Don't worry about it. This way everyone's happy... and I wouldn't have felt guilty about taking him from you all." Ryoko once again baited. Ayeka's face momentarily angered, and then it softened remembering he wanted them all so he couldn't have been taken singly by any of them. "You almost got me that time." Ayeka said slyly. "What can I say, Tenchi's passed out and I'm bored." Ryoko confessed. "Did I hear someone say my name?" Tenchi said half phased through his bedroom door. "YAY! It's about time you woke up." Ryoko shouted flying over to him. "Him too?" Ayeka said a little astonished. "Huh?" Tenchi and Ryoko asked. "Tenchi... my Tenchi has your energy sword and now this." Ayeka said motioning to the part of him hanging through the door. "Well I'll be, oh well." Ryoko said shrugging her shoulders and kissing the man deep enough to reach his feet. Ayeka watched the woman intently as she kissed Tenchi. She'd always thought for sure that Ryoko only wanted Tenchi for physical reasons seeing she was deprived of any physical contact for seven hundred years. But the way the demon seemed to literally illuminate with pure happiness being kissed by him let her know that was one hundred percent false. "I guess I can't call her a demon anymore, because if that's the look of a demon, I'm just as much demon as she." Ayeka thought watching her now former rival flush a nice red after a most enthusiastic kiss. "Guess we'll see you later princess." Ryoko said phasing through the door with her Tenchi. Ayeka smiled at the spot the happy couple occupied, before the difficult words could escape her lips again. "Thank you Ryoko." She said turning to walk into her room, "You're welcome... and close your door next time. People were trying to sleep you know." Ayeka turned and saw the winking face of Ryoko phase back through his door. With no guilt, no animosity, and no worries Ayeka stepped into her room sliding the door shut behind her this time. To happy to be upset with her mistake and to happy to even care, Ayeka first princess of Jurai laid down into one of the best slumbers of her life. "So what do you think grandpa's reaction will be to all of this?" Ayeka's Tenchi asked. "The same reaction he had when Ryoko woke up, the same reaction he had when Washu showed up, the same reaction when Ayeka and Sasami showed up, a slight "Hmmm" before accepting it all like rain. At least that's what he said when I told him last night." Sasami's Tenchi said. "Guess I should've known..." Ayeka's Tenchi started, "You did." Sasami's finished. They shared a laugh walking up the last of the shrine's steps before being greeted with a familiar voice. "I see you two are getting along." Katsuhito said from his place on the cobblestone walkway. The two stopped hearing his voice and waited for one of his usual surprise attacks, of course they didn't show they were bracing, they just played it straight. "Of course we are, so what's on the agenda today?" Ayeka's Tenchi asked ready to get things over with. "Yeah, I still don't get why you insist on doing this. Neither one of us has come close to hitting the other in what? A year or two now?" The Ami duo's Tenchi said in reference to his skills versus those of his grandfather's. "True, I am pleased to say your arrogance in your skills are with merit. However..." The old man said turning his head towards the shirtless Tenchi. "However, don't become too arrogant or another accident could happen." The shirtless Tenchi said thinking about the flamboyant move that left him with a nice scar running the diagonal left to right of his back. "The same could be said for you. So how's your chest?" Sasami's Tenchi said remembering the similar blow landed on the man. "I will survive." He said running his hand across his shirt following the scarred trail the young man's light sword left a year prior. "Guess I should have waited a while before upping the training to the light swords." The man mused with a small grin. His grandsons smiled in return at the comment. "Nah, they'll just work as a painful reminder never to be too confident." Ayeka's Tenchi said in retrospect. "So you were listening, but the reason I asked for at least one of you to come out here today is to teach you one final lesson." Katsuhito said with a more serious expression etched in his face. The two Tenchi exchanged a look before flaring up the light hawk wing swords. "Your sword lessons are finished, I have nothing further to teach you in that area. This lesson is in the form of a question." He said, the two Tenchi however kept the swords out, history teaching them never to trust the man fully. "Very good, the question is, why did you train?" The old man asked eyeing the two young men. "That's easy, because you made me." Ayeka's Tenchi said feeling slightly relieved at the easy question. "Wrong. Do you know?" Katsuhito asked looking at Sasami's Tenchi. If truth were to be told he was thinking the same thing, but he remembered something else and decided that had to be it. "Oh! I trained because I'm supposed to be the emperor of Jurai and I need to know how to control my powers." Tenchi, Sasami's Tenchi said hoping he was right. "Hahaha! You're definitely the same Tenchi. However, your answer is also just as wrong. While mastering your abilities was keen, it wasn't the reason. The reason is as different as it is the same. Once you know the reason, you will have your answer. You may go now." The old man said turning around and walking back to the shrine. The two Tenchi stood there in silence for a moment trying to think of an answer. "Let's go home, he didn't give us a time limit so we might as well go there and think on it." Sasami's Tenchi said extinguishing his sword. "Ok." His counterpart said following suit. In an empty apartment across town sat another Tenchi Masaki. Mihoshi had been called away to the office the day before and still hadn't returned home. She'd called to say she would be a little late, "Sixteen hours is more than a little late." He thought sitting up on the couch. He'd slept off and on all through the night in an attempt to not miss a call if she'd ever call back, seeing he couldn't get her on the phone when he called her office. "Might as well eat again." Tenchi said to himself. It was amazing he thought; her refrigerator held a virtual market's worth of food. "How does she eat all this stuff and stay in shape?" The man asked, of course not expecting a reply, "That's the same thing I say." Kiyone answered leaning against the open door frame. Tenchi turned a little startled by the answer, but not letting that play out openly. "What do I owe the pleasure of your visit?" Tenchi said, trying not to stare at the almost shear emerald green nightie she wore. "Mihoshi actually, I've been on the phone with her for the past two hours trying to calm her down." Kiyone said shutting the door and going for a seat. "What's wrong with her?" Tenchi said canceling his desire for food. Kiyone was a little stunned at how quickly he traversed the floor to sit across from her. "Well?" He said snapping his fingers at the woman. "Oh, she kind of doesn't want me to say." Kiyone said sinking a little deeper into the couch. Tenchi on the other hand was entering the minor stages of a panic attack, even though Kiyone appeared a little too sedated for comfort. "I'm trying to stay calm about all this, but you're making this really difficult." Tenchi said taking a couple of deep breaths. "It isn't that difficult at all. Mihoshi is scared to sleep with you." The GP officer said calmly. "Huh? She was practically on top of me when we walked through the portal, so when did this happen?" Tenchi asked relieved it wasn't something more severe, but still a little uneasy she was scared of him. "I don't know. Just promise me what I tell you doesn't leave this room." Kiyone said sliding forward on the couch. "I promise." He said sliding forward in his own chair now. "How can I say this lightly? Mihoshi is, rather was, a sort of sex magnet before she came here." Kiyone said before briefly gauging Tenchi's response, he of course looked neutral. "What do you mean "sex magnet"?" Tenchi asked slowly. "The girl enjoyed sex, a whole lot of sex. But it was just the price that came with the sex..." Kiyone let her statement sort of drift there, bad timing in Tenchi's ears. "She was a prostitute?" He almost vomited out. "Huh? NO! I meant emotional price, not actual money." The startled woman corrected. Tenchi relaxed, before telling her to continue. "I guess it was her innocent nature... more commonly known as stupidity, but guys loved her. Well they didn't love her, more like they just wanted a go at her and she seemed like the easiest target in all of GP. I tried to warn her to be careful, however she just thought I was worrying too much. So I sat idly by and watched, not literally watched, dozens of cadets go sleep with her and never call or even speak to her afterwards." Kiyone said feeling a little guilty by her actions. Tenchi on the other hand wasn't getting the relevance, but decided to listen on in hopes of resolve. "Mihoshi, poor Mihoshi. She didn't even realize she was being used. Now granted she was a little too slow for her own good at times, but the day the vid disk showed up even she had to wake up and smell the coffee." Kiyone's story stopped hearing Tenchi's breathing pick up into small bursts. "What do you mean the vid disk?" He asked the question, even though he already knew the answer. "One of the "friendly guys" as she called them, recorded one of their encounters and was playing it in the cafeteria one day. I walk in seeing virtually every guy in the place around a table yelling, so I casually make my way over to see what the spectacle is about. They stopped once I appeared, but resumed once they realized who I was... one of the guys my ass!" The teal haired woman shouted. "At first I'm too stunned to even do or say anything... until, "Kiyone! You ready to go..." I jumped forward hitting any button in reach to stop the thing before she saw it. I only managed to turn the volume up, by then she'd saw what the screen and was running away crying." Kiyone decided to stop there, or so she thought. "Go... on." Tenchi growled out, a slight glint of murderous rage twinkling in his eye from Kiyone's perspective. She'd saw the look on too many criminals to mistake it as anything else, so she complied with his order. "I finally found the eject button and got the disk. I'm not making excuses when I say this, but most of the guys appeared genuinely hurt when she left. Except the asshole who recorded it all, "And if you'd kindly return my disk..." I didn't even believe he spoke, but he slapped his palm trying to tell me he did in fact want the disk back. I don't think I've hit anyone that hard in my life since, but he'll wear my knuckle prints for a while. After I snapped his little home movie I had him put on ship washing detail for the next... hell he should still be washing cruisers as we speak. By the time I reached Mihoshi on the ship, she acted like none of it ever happened... but I knew she knew. I sort of took on the role of big brother after that, even though she upset me, I still watched out for her. Guess I did to good of a job, seeing how people thought we were an item after awhile. Granted we weren't. But seeing as I didn't care what any of them had to say, I didn't mind the labeling. And it helped keep the riff raff away from her, so it was all fine in my book." Kiyone said leaning back onto the couch. Tenchi was slowly calming down, but he was feeling unwarranted guilt for not being there to kick Mr. Filmmaker's ass. "That still doesn't mean she should be scared of me." Tenchi said finding the voice to speak calmly again. "True. But seeing as the last guy she slept with recorded it, showed it off, ultimately never apologized, and it's a wonder she hasn't sworn men off all together wouldn't you think?" Kiyone rhetorically asked. "Yeah, but if she's nervous enough to call you about this that means I'm giving off something that makes her feel rushed and that's not right. It's not life or death if we don't have sex. Matter of fact it would be kind of weird, seeing as we're only two days into this whole thing." Tenchi said, staring at the coffee table deeply. Kiyone just sort of twisted in her seat thinking that maybe she'd given into physical need a little too early. His gaze finally lifted and met the slightly uncomfortable woman, totally oblivious to his statement in relation to her previous actions. "I think I'll go pick her up from work now, I have a strange feeling she's avoiding coming home." He said with an almost whimsical tone. "NO! Wait for her to come home. They'll send her home in a little while, they won't let her or any employee work more than sixteen or seventeen hours. Some new policy about not over working the employees she told me." Kiyone said anxiously trying to keep him from confronting the woman too soon. Tenchi noticed it was about an hour away from being seventeen hours since she left and agreed to Kiyone's request. "I guess now we wait." He said leaning back in his chair. "No. Now you wait, I have to go get ready for work." Kiyone said slowly standing. Tenchi rose to his feet as well escorting the woman back to the door. "Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be fine." She said trying to lighten his glum expression. "Or I'll do everything in my power to make sure she is fine." He said strengthening his voice before watching Kiyone walk back into her own apartment. Tenchi closed the door, locking the huge assortment of locks this time and decided to return to his previous plan of eating to pass the time. Fixing a rather large sandwich the man sat down and began to eat. However his interests lie in watching the kitty cat clock on the wall look back and forth. The usually short time of an hour seemed to drag on and on and on and on and... *Click* Tenchi's head shot towards the door hearing one of the locks click open. He dropped the barely bitten sandwich stumbling to his feet running to open the rest of them. "Hold on one second." Tenchi said turning one of the locks open. "It's ok, I got it." Mihoshi said unwittingly locking the previous unlocked lock. This pattern continued for the next few minutes until finally Tenchi stepped away from the door. "Well that was funny." Mihoshi said quite happily considering she'd just worked sixteen hours and forty-three minutes, give or take a few minutes for commute time Tenchi thought. The woman gave him a small peck on the cheek before taking off her suit jacket. "Ok, ok, what gives? Kiyone tells me all this like Mihoshi's in hysterics about it, but look at her." He thought, before turning to close the door. Watching her plop down on the pillow-like couch, Tenchi was more than amazed by how calm she was. "Is anything wrong Tenchi?" Mihoshi asked in reference to his contemplative staring at her. "No, I'm fine... but I was going to ask you the same question." He said walking over to the couch taking a seat alongside her. Mihoshi let her attention settle back into that cartoon she put the television on, "Guess some habits aren't worth breaking." The man thought watching her intently. On the other side of the fence, Mihoshi was thinking more so than diluting her mind with the show, "He knows." The blonde woman thought. She had hoped Kiyone wouldn't tell him, but she knew that was more than likely a futile thing to do. "Now what? He didn't run off so that's a good sign. Then again, he could have just wanted to tell me in person. Then again, what if he could just be here to sleep with me and then run off? That's probably it... well I'm not letting him walk over me, this time I'll do the screwing." Mihoshi thought glancing at Tenchi ever so often watching his expression. Tenchi was waiting for the right moment to approach the subject, so he was more than a little surprised when the TV suddenly popped off. "Tenchi, I was thinking about you today..." Mihoshi said slowly turning to face him. He mentally sighed, happy he wouldn't have to bring up the subject. "You don't how happy I am you brought this up. I really didn't know how or what to ask." Tenchi said smiling a little too bright. Mihoshi's facial expression contorted momentarily to one of sadness in light of his admission of guilt. "Even he doesn't want me... he just wants to screw me, well I'll show him." Mihoshi thought steeling herself to what was to come next. In one instantaneous movement Mihoshi mounted him and submerged her tongue in his throat almost. Tenchi didn't see that coming nor was he prepared for it. He pushed weakly in attempt to free his lips from her, but the blue eyed woman pushed his hands away roughly. "She goes from wanting to sleep with me, to fear of sleeping with me, to wanting to sleep with me again? This isn't right." He thought despite how great the feelings were. His hands once again came up her sides to push her back, this time she grabbed his hands and pressed them into her breasts. "Mmmm." She moaned out despite her anger and hurt. His hands began to enact a routine he'd waited for, for a while. Tenchi was set to forget the events of prior and continue on, until he felt something wet hit his face. His eyes instinctively opened and his lustful happiness dropped like a wounded duck. He pushed out of the kiss with no resistance from her at all now. "Mihoshi what's wrong?" He asked removing his hands from her chest as well. "Nothing, just shut up and finish so you can run off too!" She screamed at the man while ripping her blouse open. Her chest lay before him, bear as a newborn child, yet he didn't feel an urge to even look at them. Mihoshi waited for his groping to begin, but it never did. "He probably passed out." She thought sarcastically in remembrance of an incident involving her nude sunbathing. Choking back a few more tears she opened her eyes and saw him staring directly into them. "I asked what's wrong... and why do you think I'll run off?" He said almost coldly. "You said you didn't know how to ask, so I figured I'd make it easier for both of us." She said in a small voice. "I wasn't going to ask for sex... not after what Kiyone told me." He said officially keeping his promise, seeing as it was in the same room he made it in. "So you admit you were going to ask me for sex?" Mihoshi retorted, GP interrogation skills beginning to come forth. "No. I was comfortable waiting until you were ready." Tenchi answered taking more wind out of her argument. Mihoshi was already at a loss of where to go next when he began speaking again. "Now why would you think I'd run away? And further more, don't you think this situation is a little extreme for a one night stand?" Tenchi asked, letting his own interrogation skills be known. Mihoshi still couldn't think of anything to say. The questions both had easy answers but her mouth just couldn't verbalize them. Another one of her old habits slowly creeping into the forefront and Tenchi watched in a small piece of horror as she cried loudly now. Her head fell forward landing softly against his shoulder. "Shh. Shh. I'm not going anywhere, ok?" He whispered, letting a comforting meld of arms encircle the weeping woman. Tenchi continued patting her back lightly while her cries quieted into small hiccups and whimpers. "Tenchi?" She said with her mouth still muffled in his shirt and shoulder. "Yes?" The man said, obviously trying to keep his tone as comforting as possible. "You really won't leave me?" It was a question she knew the answer to, but she just needed to hear it again. "Yes, I really won't leave you." He said granting her silent wish. "Not even if we never have sex?" The blonde asked hoping the incentive of sex wasn't the key to holding him there. "Nope. Like I told Kiyone, it's not life or death if we do or if we don't. So sex or no sex, you're stuck with me." He said laughing at his comment. Mihoshi herself eventually giggled, unknowingly making him feel a little better. Tenchi thought momentarily to ask again why she'd thought he would leave, however, the stupidity of the question dawned on him in the memory of Kiyone's tale. "So what do you want to do in light of our sex free union?" Tenchi said in response to her silence. He didn't know if she'd take the joke badly and regretted saying it the moment the last syllable left his mouth. "Uh, that didn't come out right. I'm fine with the choice, it just sounded more sarcastic than I meant it to..." He stopped rambling when she removed herself from his shoulder. "It's ok. But Tenchi, if I said I didn't mind actually sleeping with all of them and actually enjoyed it... would you leave then?" He could tell by her facial expression that her question wasn't hypothetical, she didn't mind sleeping with them and she did enjoy it. "I'll answer your question if you answer mine." Tenchi said looking a little too deeply into her blue eyes. Mihoshi reluctantly nodded and Tenchi cleared his throat to speak. "If you didn't mind sleeping with them, what's the hang up with me? I don't mean to sound rude or pressuring, but I just want to know. If it's something about me that you find disturbing tell me so I can try to fix it." Tenchi said beginning to examine his own flaws. Mihoshi studied him now, he didn't seem as confident. He looked like Kiyone when she was thinking about something too hard and from his comment, it was more than likely how to fix a problem about himself that wasn't there. "Nothing's wrong with you. It's just... I actually love you. Even though what they did hurt, it didn't really. I didn't care about them, so it wasn't really upsetting when they started acting funny. But the idea of you possibly doing that to me, that would hurt and it would hurt a lot." Mihoshi said, forcing herself to keep her eyes with his. "I see." He said taking in the full meaning of her words immediately. "Now about my question." Mihoshi asked diverting her gaze to the backs of her eyelids. "What about it? Like I said you're stuck with me, understand?" Tenchi said looking at her closed eyes. Mihoshi nodded emphatically and hugged on to him like a second skin. Tenchi hugged her back with a little less strength than she displayed, but enough to make her feel his statement was true. They sat like that for a while, silently smiling, heads rested on the other's shoulder... until Mihoshi squeaked and pulled herself back. Tenchi arched an eyebrow inquisitively while she clamored to close her shirt. Once she was satisfied with it Tenchi asked another question. "If you don't mind my asking, why don't you ever wear a bra?" He said, all while thinking, "She doesn't need one." Mihoshi giggled like a little kid, but it looked a lot cuter. "Well, I sort of have... sensitive nipples." She said smiling shyly. "Oh." Tenchi said in wake of having one of his last questions about her answered. "Um, then how do you stand being in your GP uniform then? That has to get difficult and painful." Tenchi said missing the obvious signs of it wasn't a painful predicament. Mihoshi blushed again knowing she'd have to explain this. "It isn't painful... it feels good. A little too good." She said hoping that would clear it up for him. He looked at her trying to sort out the obvious underlying meaning. "Oh... OH!" Tenchi said when it finally hit him. "My uniform is special made so they sort of don't have to touch anything." The slightly embarrassed woman said with a playful shyness. "We probably oughta get up. I'm sure you're tired and all after working like that." Tenchi said, trying feebly to put his newfound awareness of her being on him out of his mind. Mihoshi instead leaned forward against his chest, reveling in being touched again. "I haven't been at work. I did go, but they only needed me to fix a couple of problems with the programming and once that was done I went to an all night karaoke bar to think... the idea of me thinking is still kind of funny isn't it?" Mihoshi said rubbing her head against him now. "Actually it isn't, you always thought. You just didn't think that deeply or didn't try to." Tenchi said, in response to her own slight put down. Once again his arms found themselves around her, silently promising never to leave her alone or ignore her. After awhile Tenchi found his head slowly falling back, his missed hours of sleep stepping forward to be claimed. Mihoshi meanwhile enjoyed the sound of his heartbeat, but that wasn't exactly where her train of thought lie. Before Mihoshi began telling Kiyone about her fears, Kiyone literally confessed, more like bragged about the sex she'd had. If it weren't for the fact she had the same person in her apartment, she would have been jealous. "God you won't believe how good he was for his first time, and his second, and his third, and his..." She remembered the teal haired woman going on like that, describing almost everyone of the six times they'd had sex in explicit detail for about thirty minutes. Then even after her painful walk through her past Kiyone still remained solid on one thing, "Even if you think he'll leave you, which he won't, you owe it to yourself to sleep with him at least once. Because if you're going to be left alone, which you won't be, that's a great parting prize." Kiyone's words were still ringing clear in her ears and other places, just as loud now as when she hung the phone up. "I guess he'll think I'm really insane now. First I don't want sex, then I suddenly do, then I don't again, and now I'm ready to seduce the mop. Way to go Mihoshi." She thought. "I don't want to have sex with him. I want to make love with him." Mihoshi thought, this time happily. While she had her fair share of sex, she could never say she loved any of them. So this in fact would be her first time making love and that realization awakened more of the lustful feelings. "Teeeeenchi?" Mihoshi said, not realizing he had fallen asleep. "Mmmihoshi." Tenchi said from his subconscious still heavily sleeping. Mihoshi was once again steeling herself to do something, when all of a sudden Tenchi's arms appeared to go limp. She pulled her head back to take notice he was sleeping. "Awe, he looks so cute. But..." Mihoshi said letting her whisper stall. She sighed, deciding he probably did need his rest. She was set to get off of him when, "Mihoshi it was amazing! I've never gotten off so many times in my life and he was just using his fingers during some of that!" Mihoshi looked around the room hearing Kiyone's voice. "Then when he finally put it in I thought I was going to literally fly off him I was so wet." Mihoshi began to gnaw on her lower lip as her partner's words started coming back to her. "Oh god you won't believe how hard he does it! I don't think I'll be able to walk straight for a week!" More of the conversation started echoing in her ears and now they were starting to echo south side. "Thanks a lot Kiyone." Mihoshi said sarcastically. She was trying to force herself off of him, but her body just didn't want to respond. The woman whimpered more when she felt him beneath her, still flaccid, but very present. "Tenchi?" She whispered poking him slightly. "You awake?" Of course he wasn't but some how she knew, "Wake up and make love to me!" wasn't the best way to wake someone. "Then again, why isn't it?" She said to herself. No negative presented itself and her request was off running. "Teeeeenchi." She said softly. He didn't respond so she let her lips press against his. He moaned slightly, but continued to sleep. A little more ingenuity and Mihoshi wiggled her tongue inside his mouth. In Tenchi's mind he was starting to become more and more aware he was having trouble breathing. Her own thoughts were turning into the liquid like puddle she once kept them in, so much until his moans for air were being mistaken for moans of pleasure. Finally having been without air so long the man's eyes opened, confusion taking over his reaction immediately. "AIR!" He shouted pulling sharply away from her mouth. Tenchi continued to take in long pulls of air, momentarily forgetting about the presence on his lap. "Mihoshi? Why... I thought..." He didn't know what he thought. Mihoshi didn't answer immediately; instead she leaned forward and kissed him again. "Tenchi?" Mihoshi said continuing to kiss him off and on. "Huh?" He said still a little confused by the goings on. "Make love to me." She said kissing her way down his exposed chest now. Tenchi could only watch, helpless in face of feeling her lips touch his body, and she didn't seem to mind because she didn't stop. More and more of his skin was exposed; it was like he was dreaming, just with more sensations. Tenchi was still searching for words to answer her demand, but as the mantra goes: "Actions speak louder than words." So did his erection serve to answer her. It was a little gratifying seeing him like that, slack jawed and totally at a loss for words. Yet she almost had him completely stripped and he hadn't even blinked really. Mihoshi briefly stopped kissing his stomach to push the coffee table out of the way, this pause gave Tenchi enough time to get his thoughts collected... barely. "I thought you didn't want to have sex..." He silenced when she turned to face him, still kneeling. "I don't want to have sex, I want to make love. Sex is what I had with "them", making love is something I've never done." Mihoshi said forcibly pulling his boxers down to meet his pants on the floor. "Anymore," Mihoshi stopped and took a complete lick of his manhood, "Questions?" She said impaling her face on him. Anymore questions? Tenchi couldn't remember his own name as her head bobbed slowly in his lap. He could only manage to stare blankly and listen, her loud slurping against his shaft only served to make the feeling that more enjoyable. "Mmmm!" Tenchi moaned, her tongue flicking into his piss hole. Mihoshi looked up for a sign of approval hearing him moan; instead she found his eyes shut tightly moaning what appeared to be her name. "M...M... Mihoshi!" Apparently reaching his limit Tenchi grunted the feeble warning. Unknown to him this was the longest she had ever performed such an act, usually it was a few second treatment and she was done. "Unh! Unh!" She said, grunting her refusal to stop into his organ. The vibrations caused him to grab fiercely onto the cushions of the couch in effort to hold out. "Mihoshi!" It sounded like a pathetic plea for her to never stop instead the second warning it was intended to be. Mihoshi knew the consequences of continuing, but it didn't matter. She sped up and only slowed to take him as deeply into her throat as she could get him. "Mmmenseee!" Mihoshi hummed his name into him and he was too deeply in her throat to escape the vibration of her voice. "Aaaah!" Tenchi cried out almost violently, simultaneously emptying himself into her. Mihoshi felt a small tingle of electricity flow through her tasting seed for the first time, but she swallowed drunkenly in face of whose it was. After about twenty seconds of downpour the arch in his back faded allowing him to fall back to the couch. The slurping sound emanating from below his waist ceased once he was empty. "Oooh... That was amazing." Tenchi said putting a hand to his face, a smile chiseled firmly in place. Mihoshi slowly removed her mouth from him; happy he was still in performance condition. "I guess you were saving up..." Mihoshi chided letting her tongue slide across the tip of his dick playfully. Tenchi looked down to see her looking up at him, hands propping her head up while her tongue ran circles around the head of his lower being. "And now it's your turn..." He said leaning forward bringing her to her feet. Mihoshi blushed anxiously awaiting his invasion. It had been roughly ten years since the events involving the vid disk and this was the first time she'd had any form of intercourse that wasn't self-motivated. Tenchi had her step onto the couch, looming above him Mihoshi wondered if he'd just have her fall into a split and impale herself on him. "Oooh! That'd be fun!" Her fantasy cut itself off as his hands slowly traced up her outer thighs. "Tenchi! Please!" His slow rubbing had already reduced her to a begging mass. Tenchi removed one hand and traced around the hem of her skirt looking for a zipper or button. "Bingo!" Tenchi said lightly, the zipper went completely down her hip and parted the skirt into one piece of material. "Sensitive there too?" Tenchi asked realizing she didn't have any panties on. "Hehehe, no I just forgot to put some on when I left yesterday." Mihoshi said feeling quite shy having him stare at that part of her. "You drank some of Washu's saki too?" Tenchi queried remembering the scientists little drink left him pubeless. "Nope, I took some pill she made for me. All that icky hair was annoying." Mihoshi answered trying to cover her annoyance with all his questions. Her spirits picked up when he began to pull her hips down. "Finally!" Mihoshi's mind squealed. She softly squeaked when he suddenly pulled her mound over his mouth. "Tenchi! What are you doing!" To say her words were shocking was an understatement. "Is that a trick question?" He said removing his mouth. "No, I mean you don't want to put your mouth there... not after everywhere it's been..." Mihoshi spoke so quietly it was almost a whisper. "Let me ask you this, how long ago did all that stuff at the GP go down?" Tenchi asked fully aware of the subliminal message behind her statement. "It was about three years before I came here, so it's been about ten years." She said looking away from him. "In ten years you mean to tell me you haven't had one shower or bath?" Tenchi asked looking at her downcast eyes. "Of course I have b...bu...but..." Mihoshi's attempt to talk him out of putting his mouth on her ended with his hands parting her lower lips. "Then the rest doesn't matter." He said, his breath warm and stimulating to her exposed sex. "But... Teeeeenchi!" Mihoshi whined feeling his tongue's heat force its way into her. "Mmmm, you taste clean." Tenchi said removing his torture tool. Mihoshi felt her face flush with his compliment. "And you look delicious." He said, staring at the bright pink of her sex, admiring its contrast to the bronze tone of her body. Mihoshi didn't say anything, feeling her blood rush to her privates. "Do you want me to finish? Just say the word." Tenchi said letting a mischievous smile cross his face. "But..." Mihoshi began. "Say it." Tenchi said moving his mouth closer. "Saaaay it." He said exhaling against her ridiculously long. Mihoshi tried to squirm away but her wouldn't let her go, "Tenchi... ok." He needed no further persuasion; his tongue entered the GP officer once again with a delightful squishing sound. Tenchi licked the moist pink of her occasionally twirling his tongue into her. "Tenchi... I'm so close... don't stop!" The woman said giving into his motions fully. He adjusted his thumbs to spread her further apart; one of them "accidentally" pressed her clitoris causing her to gyrate in hopes to get off faster. He felt her hands tangling in his hair as she began to grind herself on his face. "A little bit more and..." Tenchi smiled hearing her screaming in ecstasy. "Aaaah! Teeeeenchi! Yes! Yes!" The woman erupted feeling him finally suck her clit. He continued working listening to her cutely squeal his name, "Yeeeeees!" Mihoshi had to put her hands against the back of the couch to keep her balance she came so hard. Tenchi decided that was enough, so he removed his thumbs and his mouth to allow her breathing room. Mihoshi leaned heavily on her arms trying to decipher what just happened. Eventually her bliss faded into a workable warmness, "Everything ok?" Tenchi asked, still not wanting to ask her directly to go on. Mihoshi looked down into his face, all smiles. "Everything is great. And now..." She said stooping far enough to grasp him in her hand, the limber woman slowly parted her legs further and further apart until she had in fact did a complete split onto his manhood. "Aaah. Much better." Mihoshi said shuddering slightly having him inside of her. "Mmm, nice to see you're so flexible." Tenchi said adjusting himself slightly. "Hmmm? This is going to make things difficult isn't it?" Mihoshi said noticing he wasn't going to be able to work properly in such a position. "No, but if we do this..." Tenchi said standing a little bit, turning them so he was on top. "I think things will work out." He said pushing himself a little deeper into the woman. "I... see." Mihoshi sighed in a small bit of pleasure. Tenchi began to unbutton her blouse, desperately wanting to see what his eyes denied him earlier. "Perfect..." It was all that need be said once he laid his eyes upon her chest. Mihoshi applied a little pressure to him to bring his concentration back. He lightly pulled back before sheathing himself deeply within her again. "Again!" She said placing his hands on her breasts lightly this time. He massaged the caramel colored mounds, purposely squeezing her nipples between his fingers. "Oh god! It feels so good!" Mihoshi panted under his new teases. His combination of nipple pulls, licks, and pinches were taking their over stimulated owner into pure ecstasy laden insanity. "Harder! Harder!" Tenchi tried to accommodate this request best he could giving his weird kneeling like stance. Mihoshi suddenly stiffened, her insides tightening just as much as the rest of her before she finally seemed to vibrate back to life. "Teeeeenchi!" His name the only clear image in her mind the woman repeated it over and over visibly shaking from her climax. "I hope you don't mind, but I gotta get out of this position my legs are going to sleep." He said turning them to lay long ways on the couch. "Hehe, I don't mind at all." Mihoshi said feeling relaxed, although a little nervous he was seemingly not even winded. "Where were we?" Tenchi said wryly, his member pulsating in the woman to emphasize every syllable. "You were finishing the best day of my life." Mihoshi said squeezing him to emphasize all her words as well. He kissed her before moving more of himself into her. Tenchi lowered himself just enough to reach one of the woman's peach colored nipples, rhythmic nibbling keeping her pleasurably drifting her mind soared, hell even the room appeared to be spinning, but Mihoshi didn't mind. "Yeeeees! Harder! HARDER!" She yelled, her voice cracking with the suddenness. Tenchi's mouth left her breast; a small bit of disappointment escaped her lips only to be replaced by a new scream. Tenchi was holding her legs against his shoulders pressing her knees against her chest, his thrusts echoing through the apartment like claps of small thunder. He felt his self-control slipping through his fingers and more importantly, further into her. "Mihoshi! Going to ah!" Tenchi grabbed hold of the headboard to steady himself and drove into her anew. "Yes! Tenchi YES!" Mihoshi screamed almost cheering him into his own release. "Aaaah! Ah! Uuuuh!" The man ground one final thrust into her, its force lifting her partially off the bed. "EEEK!" Mihoshi herself found release with him, the boiling heat streaming from him in long powerful bursts kept her in euphoric bliss. Tenchi kept himself buried in her for a few moments after, almost in an effort to make sure she had everything he could give inside of her. "Whew!" Tenchi said finally removing himself from her to flop down beside her. Mihoshi breathed in heavily, smiling brightly at this new feeling. "He didn't rush me or anything!" She thought in memory of past liaisons where she would be forced to get off at the pace of her partner rather than her own. "Thank you Tenchi." Mihoshi said rolling over to lie across his chest. "You're welcome, even though I think I could've done better if I were rested." Tenchi said sounding a little disappointed in himself. Mihoshi glanced at her alarm clock on the nightstand beside him and noticed it was about three hours since they started. "Then I'm glad you weren't rested... I don't think I'd live through that." She said rubbing her face against the nakedness of his chest. Tenchi smiled at her comment, while looking at the couch that was more than likely going to need cleaning after all the sweat they put into it. "Huh?" He said looking around the room, he looked through the open door into the living room, "But we're in the living room." Tenchi thought looking around the obvious bedroom. "Mihoshi did..." His search for answers trailed off looking at the sleeping woman. Her mouth slightly open, smiling in the serene after glow. "It can wait." He silently thought. With little effort he moved the small woman and himself under the covers, a night with no sleep and a day of sex making for exhausting circumstances. Tenchi gave her a small kiss on the lips before he sank back under the cover to catch a few hours of sleep, "Tenchi..." the sleeping woman said rolling back onto his chest. Her bare breasts did feel kind of good against him, so he just put an arm around her and passed out. So ends chapter six, stay tuned for chapter seven where I hopefully explain the missing persons of the group (i.e. Ryo-Ohki and Nobuyuki [although I doubt any of you care where he is]). Comments can always be sent to redknight2k@hotmail.com.