............. I don't own Tenchi or anything for that matter. This is a freak fic, so put the kids to bed. And now on to that show. . . ............. ". . . And the Crowd Goes Mild" As the story begins Tenchi and Aeka are in the forrest near the Masaki home. The sun is shining, the birds are singing a Papa Roach tune, and the two are boinking in the woods. Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Doing Ayeka got tired and sat down on a big rock, "Why on Earth did Miss Washyuu ever invent these"? "I guess", Tenchi was looking at the spring loaded shoe labled "Boink-o-Matic", on his left foot, "She thought they would be fun. "She was wrong"! "Yep!" "I know", said Ayeka. Ayeka and Tenchi were taking off their 'Boink-o-Matic' shoes when they heard the sounds of a sword fight in progress. Now bare foot, they went to investigate these noises. Tenchi and Ayeka reached the clearing Justin time to see Connor Mcloud cutting the head off of some poor jerk. He stuck his sword in, then pulled it out, then stuck it in again then pulled it out again. I tak e whiskey drink, I take a choclate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink! Electricity started flying everywhere. When things calmed down Tenchi said, "Hey, who the fuck are you"? "My name is Connor Mcloud of the Clan Mcloud. You wanna make something of it"! "What the hell", Tenchi thought, "I haven't killed any thing in weeks"! "Yeah", he said, "I wanna make something of it!", then he pulled out his sword hilt and formed the blue energy blade. And quickly dispatches the 'Highlander'. "Oh wow", says Ayeka, then changes into cabbit form and snuggles to Tenchi's leg. Mihoshi walks up, grabs Ayeka by the neck and swollows her whole. Tenchi smiles, and whispers in her ear, "Seeing you kill stuff makes my cock hard", an his pants exploded, "See"! Tenchi and Mihoshi were walking back to his room as they passed Ryoko playing the drums, Washu playing the bass guitar, And Joe Merchant playing his Statocaster (hope I spelled it right). "Good morning Techi-sama", Washu says. Tenchi replies, "No! I'm Tenchi Pansaroff"! "Whatever", said Washu, "I don't worry about such details I'm the greatest, most brilliant, and CUTEST bassplayer in the universe"! Ryoko said, "Hey Tenchi, are you going to fuck Mihoshi"? "Yes I am Ryoko, would you like to watch"? "HELL YES!", Screamed Joe Merchant. As Tenchi and Mihoshi start to bone, Joe and the girls play some sentual mood music. "GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS oPEN UP YOUR HATE AND AND LET IT FLOW INTO ME GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS YOU MOTHER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS YOU FUCKER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS MADNESS IS THE GIFT THAT HAS BEEN GIVE TO ME!" Tenchi leaned Mihoshi back on the grand piano, stuck his big beefy balogna into her, and proceeded to fuck the stuffing out of her. Untill he reached his peak and sprayed his egg nog into her. And she turned into cranberry jelly under his awesome , um, give me a sec, oh yeah, turkey leg! And she dumped her lady gravy down his regular legs. This got Washu and Ryoko so very aroused that they sandwiched Joe, stripped him naked, and took turns sucking his candy cane. I just stuffed a cucumber up your butt. Aren't Food referances fun? Sasami walked up to the writer of the fic with an angry look on her face. Mst crew member(as Sasami): How dare you write this! "How dare you write this . . . . . . . . . . . . and not give me someone to fuck"! The writer of the fic then starts typing, after a few minutes Gohan comes up behind and blasts her from behind. Then when Sooper Saiyan on her ass. Sasami began moaning, "Oooh Yeah! Wait, wrong hole! Yeah! There it is! There it is! There it is!! Ooooh Yeah! GO-GO-GOHAN! YOU'RE MY HEERO!! Come with me ON MY JOURNEY INTO HELL!!! DA-DADA-DAT- DADA!!! SUPER SAIYAN!!!!! GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!!", with that the young warrior's wiener went off like a fire hydrant, propelling Sasami twenty feet in the air. Just then the 'Hemisphere Dancer' lands in the lake and out jumps Team Rocket. Jesse yells, "Go Lickitung!", Lickitung sticks it's head under her mini skirt and Jesse falls moaning with pleasure. James yelled, "Go Weezing", and his poke'mon came out and died of lung cancer, taking this fic with it. ............. THE END ............. The Epilogue *Mihoshi gave birth to both Tenchi's daughter, Tenshi, and Aye-ay-oh-ki. *Tenchi now runs a large trout farm. *Sasami gave birth two weeks later. Gohans son's name is Gosami. *Goku beat Gohan to a pulp for not wearing a condom. *The author of the fic was burned at the stake for his malicious murder of the English language. *Where is Joe Merchant? SUCKED DRY BY WASHU! SHE'S REALY A VAMPIRE! SHE'S ON THE LOOSE! AND SHE'S GOT AN ICECREAM SCOOPER!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Is your brain numb?